Talent Show

Yunyun: Talent show?

(Y/N): Yeah, im gonna show everybody my dragon riding skills.

You don't wear your armor to school due to cramps and obviously, it's heavy.

Now you just wear jeans, and a shirt. Other things like shoes, jackets and all are all up to you.

Yunyun: That sounds great! Can you ride him to school?

(Y/N): I think so...

The next day...

You were riding Odahviing to school with Yunyun.

Odahviing: Have a nice day, Dovahkiin.

(Y/N): You too. Mornin teach.

Teacher: Uh, good morning.

Ainz: is that a dragon?!

You all when to class, Subaru and Kazuma were outside of the classroom, holding buckets because they were late.

Ros: Let's get this talent show staaaarted. I have pieces of paper with everyone's name on them. If I draw your name, you just show us your talent. The first person is... Mr. Rerugen.

Rerugen: Huh? Why do I have to?

Cocytus: Because Roswall said wouldn't it be fuuuun?

Ram: Wouldn't it be fuuuun?

Rerugen: Fine, I am Erich van Rerugen, TA of class 2. I will do the anthem of the Empire. (Starts doing his anthem)

(Y/N): *puffs cigar* I wonder what life is like there.

Ros: Who's next? Oh, Subaru.

Subaru: Alright!

He got up and showed everyone his lame-ass string trick.

(Y/N): At least he tried...

Subaru: I knew it was boring!

Rem: It was impressive... I don't know what it was but still.

Ros: Alright, next is... (Y/N)!

(Y/N): Alright! Who wants to ride a dragon?!

Subaru: I do!

(Y/N): Come on up Subaru!

You both went outside and called Odahviing.

You both started riding him.

Subaru: *fucking dies*

Subaru: *gasp* no dragon-riding for me then...

(Y/N): No one? Suit yourself... Odahviing!

He landed and yiu rode him around the school for a bit. Everyone clapped.

Ainz: I don't know how he managed to tame such a creature.

Ros: Next is Reeeem.

Mr. Rerugen was holding a melon.

Rem: Grew a horn and destroyed the melon with a large flail.

(Y/N): Ah, impressive.

Cocytus: Indeed. Much is skill is required when striking an object with such accuracy with an object of much mass.

Ros: Next is Weiss.

Weiss: I don't have any talents. The best I can do is remove my first button.

He started undressing very fast.

(Y/N): My guy, don't just show off your family jewels like that!

Tanya electrocuted him to keep him from doing any more.

Tanya: Im sorry you had to see that.

Darkness: I hope he does that to me too!!!

Kazuma: Would you shut up?!

Ros: Next is Darkness.

Darkness: I- I can't do this alone, so I need someone to help me.

(Y/N): Alright, I'll do it. Just to ensure no one embarrasses themselves...

Darkness: My talent is my strong body. I will have (Y/N) whip me! Go on, whip me like you always do!

(Y/N): Not once have I ever hurt you. Kazuma is the one you need, he'll gladly whip you.

Kazuma: What?!

Ram: Disgraceful man.

Cocytus: A disgrace to the warrior ethic.

Bella: True, Master is very aggressive...

Kazuma: Not you too!

(Y/N): Sorry. *sits down*

Subaru: You shouldn't treat a woman like that.

Kazuma: She's just a pervert! I don't do anything.

Ros: Heh, next is Aquaaaa.

Aqua: no, I can't do tricks on command!

(Y/N): Well that's a load of bull.

Ros: Well that's a problem.

Aqua: Huh?

Ros: Just do something to impress the class.

Aqua: Fine, im gonna show you, saved turn undead- *smack* ow!

Kazuma: Dont do that!

Ros: There you areeee. A husband and wife act.

(Y/N): *clap clap* good job! I couldn't even tell you were acting it was so good!

Kazuma: Oh you shut up!

Ros: Hmm, we don't have much time. If anyone wants to go, raise your hand.

Megumin: *raises hand*

Kazuma: Darkness humiliated us, aqua made us look like idiots. What makes you think you'll help? You have no hidden talents.

Megumin: My exploit magic is the best in the world!

(Y/N): It's true. She'll end up destroying this whole school if she's not careful.

Ros: I've prepared a statue.

Megumin: I'd prefer one that isn't a bronze statue but thank you...

...

Explosion!!!

Boom!

Ainz: That was impressive.

(Y/N): She had to hold back. She would have blown us all up if she wouldn't have.

Ainz: Thats amazing, I wish to show off a talent of my own.

He started doing his magic.

Megumin: So many runes.

He made it snow.

(Y/N): Snow, I like it. What's that called?

Ainz: Change weather to snow.

(Y/N): Alright... *pulls ou card and learns it* Now I can do it too.

Ainz: You can just learn something that fast?!

(Y/N): I can learn anything, long as I know what it's called.

Ainz: His abilities may be superior to Ygrasil's.

(Y/N): Well, *pulls out cigar* I gotta get home. Don't wanna fail in my classes.

You walked home with your hands in your pockets and a cigar in your mouth.

(Y/N): I think I may be addicted to cigars...