The Food is Good Here

In class...

Demiurge talked about how you were all there against your will and stuff.

(Y/N): Hm, that makes sense.

Ainz: You've always been the wisest of us in Nazarik.

Lunchtime...

(Y/N): Alright! Lunch! Best time of the day!

You had youre average 6 plate meal.

You were carrying your food over to somewhere to sit.

(Y/N): Hey, guys!

Subaru: Hey.

(Y/N): Mind if I sit here?

Subaru: Go right ahead.

(Y/N): *munch munch* Good food... What's this about a talent show?

Subaru: Just where people show people things they can do that others can't.

(Y/N): I know what a talent show is. *munch* *sips dovahwater* Im trying to find something that's not dangerous... Like riding my dragon? Or perhaps...

Subaru: You can ride dragons?

(Y/N): Yeah, I'm a part dragon.

Emelia: So youre a beastman?

(Y/N): No, im human. I just have dragon blood.

Ram: How does that work?

(Y/N): I don't know. *munch*

Rem: You seem friendly.

(Y/N): Thanks, it's always good to have friends, even if they're a bunch of weirdos.

You were done eating and you decided to go take a walk outside.

(Y/N): *deep inhale* That fresh air.

Tanya: What's he doing over there?

Viktoriya: Im not sure. He looks like he's stretching.

(Y/N): Oh, how's it going?

Tanya: Ok I guess.

(Y/N): Im doing good myself. I need to do stretches or my body cramps up.

Tanya: Maybe because of all that armor.

...

(Y/N): You have a point. Maybe I'll take it off.

You toon off your armor and put it in your knapsack.

It revealed your jeans and a muscle shirt. It showed your veins popping out and all the scars from your previous battles. (Youre not like a Jojo character if yiu don't wanna be)

Tanya: My gosh, I've never seen so many scars.

Viktoriya: He's kinda cute.

Tanya: *achoo*

Aqua: Goddess bless you! Youre welcome.

(Y/N): Well, I gotta go. Class is about to start-

Tanya: Wait, I wish to speak to you in private.

(Y/N): Alright.

She got your attention and Ainz. You both met on a park bench chatting.

(Y/N): Alright you brought us here, what do you need?

Tanya: Are any of the guys being x?!

(Y/N): Hell is a being x?

Ainz: Being... X?

Tanya: Come out and admit it. One of you is being x. The presence you both have is intimidating. One of you is self-proclaimed God being x!

(Y/N): Nah, I don't even know what you're going on about. And no offense but I have agard time getting scared of a little girl.

Ainz: Im no being x.

Tanya: Was this some prank? You had to send me as a little girl to school?

(Y/N): Hold up. Are you from Earth too?

Ainz and Tanya: Huh?!

...

(Y/N): Well, before I died I used to do nothing but sit around and wait to die. When I died at age 16, I was told that I could be in a fantasy world and have one power. I chose to be the Dragonborn, it was op but it gave me purpose. It was fun.

Tanya: Same as me. I used to be a businessman. Then I was reincarnated as a little girl.

Ainz: I was transported.

(Y/N): I still wanna fight you Ainz. Just a quick little fun battle.

Ainz: You know we can't do that.

(Y/N): I know...

Tanya: You like fighting?

(Y/N): Well... It's not that I like it. It's more of a "can I finally find a fair match" kind of deal. Where I come from im almost like a god. Where ainz comes from I may be just a mere weakling.

Tanya: I admire those values.

Ainz: Im a high-level magic user so im not sure if you could take me.

(Y/N): Maybe, maybe not. *growl* Hey im hungry.

You got a couple of dozen donuts.

(Y/N): Yum!

You were drooling.

(Y/N): Want some?

Tanya: Nah im good.

(Y/N): More for me.

Tanya: Do you like coffee?

Ainz: I did...

(Y/N): It's aight. I wonder if they have music here... Maybe some good ol' metal!

Tanya: You seem oddly happy.

(Y/N): I just got married to the woman of my life. What else could a man ask for?

Viktoriya: Major, I came to retrieve you since school is over.

Tanya: I don't know who brought us here but all I know... Is that the food is great.

(Y/N): I'll catch you later Ainz, I gotta get back home and practice for the talent show tomorrow.

Albeto: Lord Ainz! Gahaghaahag!!!!!