four

Ferb's POV:

I wake up with a yawn. I feel a body next to mine, but... bigger than Phineas'.. I look over to see Candice. Immediately, I leave this hellhole. But, I don't know where Phineas is, but I'll just go in my Gucci Lamborghini. Where the fuck is my lambo? I look at the front door, and notice a note. It's in Phineas' handwriting.

Dear Ferb,

       You've probably woken up by now. I see that you have noticed what happened last night. I still have the burns. But, you probably are wondering where your Gucci Lambo is. Well, I have it. Come meet me at the alley right next to Baljeet's Apartment building. See you then,

Love, Phineas

I gasp and start crying. I run over to Baljeet's AP building. Once I get there, I can see through his window. All I see is his ass checks. Whatever, I don't fucking care. "Phineas, I need the car. Go live with Carl for a bit." I sigh. "B-but I-" Phineas stammers."No. I need to pick up hot chic- I mean have some private business with my Gucci Lambo." I give him a cold stare. He looks at me hesitantly, but he leaves anyways. I drove around the "bad" neighborhood. Honestly, it's just a good way to spend my money. I immediately see some girls inslutty clothing, I pull over, and honk at them. They all wink at me, and crawl into the back seat. I go behind a supermarket."Ladies.. the game's about to begin." I lick my lips, and crawl in the back seat. I fucked them as hard as I could, so I could get even more practice for Phineas. (I'm sorry)