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Chapter fifty two: Norovirus

Bolting from my bed I ran to the bathroom and threw up the contents in my stomach which made me clutch onto my belly from the forcefulness. Groaning I wiped my mouth with a tissue and flushed it, pressing my hands on the toilet seat and sitting on it. "I feel fucking awful" I whined as I clutched my head.

I grabbed my toothbrush and began to rid my mouth of vomit breath. Upon looking in the mirror I saw I looked a state so took this time to shower and freshen myself up. I didn't know what time it was but I did know it was early- the sun hadn't even risen yet.

After washing my body and hair I pulled a towel around me and grabbed some fresh clothes, it was difficult in the dark but I refused to wake up Evan. He looked so cute when he slept.

Turns out I had pulled out one of Evan's t shirts and some sweatpants two sizes too big for me. I frowned and ran a hand through my hair. The last thing I wanted right now was to have a stomach bug- that meant Ember would get it too and dealing with a sick child is not fun in the slightest.

I combed my wet hair whilst waiting for my coffee to be made underneath the new coffee machine we splashed out on; completely worth the money may I add.

**

"You're up early" Evan commented as he strolled in with sleepy eyes. "Its seven in the morning"

I shrugged "I've been up earlier than that. I think I'm getting a stomach bug" I admitted with a pout. "That means you'll be getting it too"

Evan paled "nope, nope I am not coming anywhere near you" he protested whilst crossing his arms. "Looks like I'm going to have to run to the store to get some more bleach"

Rolling my eyes I placed a hand on my hip "aww but Evan do you remember what they say? In sickness and in health"

Evan scrunched up his nose "not a stomach bug. I turn into a big baby- vomit is gross and feels horrible and just gives me the absolute ick"

I giggled at how childish he was "thank god you didn't see me push out Ember. You would be one of those guys who faint like the little attention seeker they are"

Evan frowned "I would of been fantastic thank you very much" he then walked over to the coffee machine and made himself a black coffee.

"I touched that" I said carelessly which made him flip me the middle finger. "Thank you so very much for telling me"

"Evan I've been kissing you sweetheart. It's already circulating your system ready to make you throw up at any given minute" I patronised with a roll of my eyes.

"Why the fuck are you both awake" Dylan jeered as he walked in with his arms crossed ready to kill someone.

"Excuse me Mr I can swear now. Not in my house you're not" I warned with a finger in the air which only made the teen more angry.

"You woke me up- it's annoying"

"You know what Dylan I cannot deal with your hormonal, teenager angry arse right now" I rambled with distaste "I hope you like the little gift I've got you"

Dylan raised an eyebrow "a gift?"

I nodded with a grin "your package will arrive in twenty four hours it's called Norovirus"

Instantly Dylan screwed up his face in disgust "ha.ha so funny. I'm going back to my room"

I waved him goodbye "sleep well, I'll keep an eye out for your delivery"

Dylan slammed his door which made me burst out laughing with an also amused Evan by my side. "Your comebacks are getting better"

I shrugged "I've learned so much since he has been staying with us"

Don't get me wrong I loved my brother but I despised the teenage version of my brother. "Anyway this means we will have to cancel the trip for today" I said glumly

Evan scoffed "no we are not. Your sick ass can have a bucket on the journey there"

I swatted his arm with a glare "no, do you think I can go on rollercoasters right now?"

"You might be able to handle the teacups" he dismissed with a shrug

"The fucking teacups Evan? Come on" I whined distastefully. "Fine but if I throw up in your brand new jeep then that's on you"

Evan paled "that's why you'll have a bucket love"

"Mommyyy" Ember shouted as she ran out her bedroom "did I hear.. rollercoasters ?" Her little face brightening

I clutched my head. I definitely couldn't say no now- otherwise it would be a day of a crying child and a stroppy teenager. I would much rather the teacups.

Putting on a fake smile I nodded "yess we are going to universal studios"

Ember started jumping up and down in the air with excitement riddling through her "I love you both so so so so much"

Evan patted my back "it's a shame you can't pull the Norovirus card anymore"

I screwed my face up "oh I do love you my amazing, wonderful soon to be husband"

"And I do love you my happy, not grumpy loving wife" Evan responded cheekily in the same sarcastic tone.

Suddenly my belly began to suck in and a gag unfolded from my lips "I'm going to puke" I groaned whilst my feet rushed me back over to the toilet bowl.

Even though Evan hated sick he still followed behind after me, his fingers grabbing ahold of my hair. "You're lucky I love you"

I wanted to glare at him but before I could more vomit escaped my lips making slight tears fall from my eyes.

Ember rushed in with a perplexed expression "mommy why are you throwing up?"

Oh I don't know Ember maybe mommy chose to throw up. I thought to myself; disliking how invasive children can be.

"Your puke even stinks" Dylan groaned whilst pinching his nose as he also watched me helplessly hurl.

Thank you for the limelight

"He is right. I love you but your vomit is very... sweet and sour" Evan joked with Dylan smirking at him deviously.

These two love to wind me up, love that

"Mommy are you pregnant ?" Ember asked out of the blue which made me stare at her in disbelief. What was with everyone today?

Dylan looked at Ember and then to me "yeah could you be pregnant ? Apparently when you're pregnant you becoming a raging bitch too which explains a lot"

Gasping I wiped my mouth with the tissue "oh you're all so dead. Better start running"