Chapter 5

Is everyone ready? I know I am. I can tell you now to get some popcorn so you can watch the chaos unfold. Also there will some hints  throughout the chapter so You will get a hints if the true personalities of the girls. I'm warning you know, go to the bathroom now or you will have an accident from all the laughter. Anyway You have been WARNED. Good luck and enjoy. Now onwards my fellow readers.Here are their outfits.

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Third Pov

Bilbo looked at us with confusion and walked to the front door with Kat. He opened the door and saw a bald and muscular man. He looked at Bilbo and bowed.

"Dwalin at yer service ."

Kate nodded at him with a smile but Bilbo was still so confused. He quickly came to his senses and tied his robe before standing taller with the confused look still on his face.

"Bilbo Baggins, at yours. My daughter Katherine. As well as my adopted daughters Lilith and Renée"

Dwalin nodded and smiled at Kate before walking in with his usual brooding face without invitation.

"I'm sorry but do we know each other?''

Bilbo asked as Dwalin was looking around before looking back at Bilbo with an offended expression,

"No. Which way, laddie? Is it down here?"

Bilbo looked at him with as much confusion as he could muster.

"Is what down where?"

Dwalin took off his coat and threw it at Bilbo.

"Supper. He said there'd be food and lots of it."

Kate tried not to laugh at her father.

"Oh of course master dwarf. Please follow me. I bet you're hungry from your journey."

Dwalin nodded and followed her to the kitchen where Renee and Lily were. They had already finished their food and washed up their plates. They heard footsteps and looked up to see Kat and Dwalin.

"Oh good evening master dwarf. Renee and Lilith at your service. You must be hungry. I'll get you some food. Please take a seat."

Renée smiled as she got him a plate while Lily showed where he could sit. Dwalin sat down and Renée brought him some fish. He thanked her and started eating. Renée just stood by Lilith and Kate.

Bilbo came into the kitchen and watched him eat, disgusted. Dwalin scarfs down all the flesh off from the fish. He drops the bones onto the plate, wiping his hands on his beard.

"Very good, this. Any more?"

"What? Oh, yes."

Bilbo passes a plate of biscuits that Lily made earlier but before he did, he placed two in his pocket. Dwalin grabs most of the biscuits and stuffs them down his mouth.

"It's just that we weren't expecting company."

Bilbo tried to explain. The doorbell rings once again. Bilbo looks up in alarm. Dwalin looked up at him.

"That'll be the door."

Bilbo opens the door once again. He finds another dwarf standing before him. The much older dwarf gives a ginger bow.

"Balin, at your service."

"Good evening."

"Yes, yes, it is. Though, I think it might rain later. Am I late?"

"Late for what?"

Renée came to the door and smiled at Balin.

"Not at all. Renée, at your service. Please come in."

Balin gave her bow and a smile before he noticed Dwalin in the hallway trying to get biscuits from the jar. Lilith offered to help him while Kate just sighed, amused at his attempts.

"Oh! Evening brother!"

Dwalin gave the jar to Lily who put it down and he looked at Balin with a smile. The two brothers approach each other.

"By my beard, you are shorter and wider than last we met."

Kate tried to keep her laugh in while Renée just rolled her eyes and Lilith smirked.

"Wider, not shorter. But sharp enough for the both of us."

The two share a chuckle before banging their heads together. The girls just looked at them with shock, wondering how they did not hurt their heads as Bilbo looked on, confused.

"Doesn't that hurt? If I did that I'd lose the rest of my non-existent brain cells. The thought is making me lose brain cells already"

Renée sighed, shaking her head while Lilith, Dwalin and Balin chuckled. Classic Katherine.

Dwalin and Balin have gone into the pantry, helping themselves to ale and examining the food and the girls followed them. They knew it was better to just accept what will happen so they decided to help instead. Bilbo steps into the room.

"It's not that I don't like visitors, I like visitors as much as the next hobbit. But I do like to know them before they come visiting."

The dwarves continue to riffle through the pantry, ignoring their host. The girls knew what was going to happen but decided to let Bilbo suffer. Kate debated if she should help or not but decided not to say anything. Bilbo sheepishly pressed on.

"The thing is, I don't know any of you. Not in the slightest. I don't mean to be blunt, but I had to speak my mind. I'm sorry."

Dwalin and Balin pause and look at Bilbo.

"Apology accepted."

The girls couldn't take it anymore and started laughing. Renée was leaning on Lilith and Kate was leaning on the wall.

"I'm sorry Papa, I just had to or else I'd explode. My God, that was fucking brilliant. You two have my respect. I haven't been able to laugh like that in years. You girls okay?"

Lilith and Kate nodded, still shaking a little with laughter.

The two dwarfs looked at them with such fondness. They were proud of themselves that they were able to make them laugh. Bilbo nodded, satisfied. Balin then handed a tankard to his brother.

"Now, fill it up, brother, don't stint!"

The doorbell rings once again. Bilbo slowly turns around, at awe with shock. He went to the door while the girls stayed,

"Okay so what's the plan? My guess is it's not just you two that's going to be here. Am I right or am I right?"

Lilith smirked at the and for a second both dwarfs thought they saw Thorin in this girl. They shook their heads and Balin explained what he had in mind. The girls took him to the dining room and they suggested moving the tables so that it was one long table.

Dwalin left for who knows what and Lilith and Kate tried to figure out how to move the tables. Renee could feel herself getting tired.

Renée's Pov

Damn, my energy is depleting. How am I supposed to last through the night if I have such little energy? This is not gonna end well. I heard footsteps so I turned around and saw Dwalin with his arm around someone who looked a lot younger. Great more dwarfs, just what I need. The young looking dwarf noticed me and grinned. He then turned and called for someone before looking back at me. Kate and Lily came to stand by me. Another dwarf came and stood by him. He also grinned at us, well more at Kat. Ooh Kate's got an admirer. I can't wait to tease her. This is gonna be so much fun.

" Fili."

"And Kili."

"At your service."

They both give a courteous bow. The girls and I just giggled.

"How long have you been rehearsing that?"

Kili grinned,

"A long time"

"Oh we can tell. I'm Renée, that's Lilith and that's Katherine but you can just call her Kate. It's a pleasure to meet you both."

We curtseyed with a smile. I looked over at Kate and her entire face was red. Ooh la la. Kate's got a crush. I mean I don't blame her.

"Gosh I can sense the sexual tension. I'm going to help Balin. You guys...don't do anything I would do. You fucking gremlins."

Lilith sighed as she walked into the dining room to talk to Blain and Dwalin. Kat and I were so confused. What sexual tension? The fuck is this girl on?

"Okay, is she high again? What the fuck is she on about? Sexual tension my non-existent ass and chest"

Kate murmured as she glared at Lily, I shivered internally. its funny how she roasted herself in the process. I turned back to Fili and Kili.

"Apologies, this one is mentally unstable (Not really). Anyway I think we should go before Lily plots our murder and I can assure you she will."

Kili grinned and winked at me, making me roll my eyes. Boys...cant live with them, can't live without them. Kate and Fili went to Lily while Kili and I stayed behind.

"Shall we, my lady?"

"Hmm we shall, good sir."

We laughed and walked to the others. Finally someone who can handle my dramatics. Thank you God. I stood next to Dwalin and slowly tuned out the conversation. I looked over at Kate and let me tell you that girl looked like a fucking tomato. I laughed inside. As the amazing Lizzo once said, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!! I feel so proud right now.

Kates Pov

I can feel Renée teasing me. Damn me having no experience with boys. Actually, why must this boy be so hot?

I wish I was rather a lesbian instead of bisexual but no I still feel shit for boys. I could hear knocking at the door and decided to go and check on dad before he blew a fuse. I heard him ranting as I walked to the front door where he was. Dad opened the door and a bunch of dwarves fell inside, laying on each other. I rushed to help them up.

"Are you all alright?"

They all nodded and smiled at me. I noticed someone behind them. Gandlf being the tall man he was bent down so we could see his face.

Dad looked like he was ready to murder him.

"Gandalf"

"Gandalf, you're back. Come on in and be careful of your head."

I let him walk past me and closed. Oh well Let the chaos begin.

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Now part 1 is done. Settle in ladies and gentlemen. This is going to be a bumpy ride. Also I decided to give Kate a chance to speak and she will continue in the next chapter. Renee, like me, hates the spotlight. So we're gonna let Kate suffer a little. Also let me know if you noticed any of the hints. Well hope you are ready for the actual chaos. Don't say I didn't warn ya. Enjoy. *Evil laugh* Byeeeeeeee.

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