38. Stripes

For a few minutes I was staring at this picture ^^ above looking for Itachi. 

HOLY HELL I THOUGHT ITACHI WAS OROCHIMARU FOR A SECOND!

I mean he looks so so pale and has that hairstyle...

Ugghhh then I noticed his bangs and the lines along his nose and I was like-

'wait a minute.. OMG THAT'S ITACHI!'

That rare moment when the no of votes and comments on your story are equal lol

Enjoy Reading!

<3

(BTW, Ami is a girl. Raiden is a boy. Akira is a boy and Asuna is a girl.)

Akina's POV

"Oy! Get up you fucker!"

I groaned loudly, moving around in my bed.

"Ten more years pleaseee...zzzz"

There was pure silence for a while and then my eyes widened in horror as a familiar sense overtook me.

The ninja's sixth sense.

A sense of danger approaching.

I quickly used a substitution jutsu with a pillow lying in the other corner of the room. 

Hidan's scythe was embedded into the pillow where I was resting peacefully, mere moments ago.

"EEK! HIDAN SENPAI YOU TURNED AKINA CHAN INTO A PILLOW!!" Tobi's shriek came in from the doorway and he entered jumping and waving his hands like a baby on steroids.

"Oy Tobi she's there." Hidan gave a smirk and pointed in my direction where I had gotten up, adjusting myself.

"What do you guys want?" I half yawned and spoke, the feeling of adrenaline going away.

Honestly, I was not surprised. This is the Akatsuki after all.

Tobi chuckled and scratched his head. "Akina chan is alive! You are so amazing at this! TEACH ALL OF THIS TO ME SENPAI!"

I spluttered. "S-senpai?"

Tobi held onto me like his life depended on it and I growled at him. Hidan sat on my bed and began plucking the feathers out of my destroyed pillow.

"Tobi chan, I am not the best mood right now, so fuck off." I flashed my rinnegan eyes at him slightly to show him I wasn't fucking around.

Be it Obito, Madara, Zetsu or even Kaguya, I'd still flash my rinnegan if they disturbed my sleep.

Tobi didn't even flinch, neither did he break his character. However, he did give me some personal space as he went running out of the room screaming.

"AKINA CHAN IS SCARING ME KAKUZU SEN- EEK ZETSU DON'T EAT ME!!"

"I will if you don't shut up."

I looked annoyed as fuck at the Jashinist sitting in my room observing me, a wide grin on his face.

"I like your rack."

I raised an eyebrow and looked down to see a cloak on me.

Weird, I thought I removed it.

"You done observing them?" I asked dryly and covered up the zip of the cloak having a very familiar scent.

Itachi..?

No, there's no possible way he gave me my cloak. 

Brushing the thought away, I wrapped my messy auburn hair into a bun and washed my face before coming out of the washroom.

"Hidan, what are you doing here?"

He gave me a look which screamed 'are you dumb'.

"You said yesterday that you wanted to know about Jashinism. Well, I'm going to teach you."

"I don't want to become a follower. I just want to lea- HIDAN!" 

He grabbed my waist and threw me over his shoulders as he made his way out of the room. 

"OY YOU FUCKING BASTARD, PUT ME DOWN YOU SON OF A PISSING COCK SL-"

Meanwhile..

Deidara slipped his coffee and frowned hearing a voice scream profanities.

"Since when did Hidan undergo reverse puberty?"

Kisame chuckled turning a page of the addictive book series.

"He could be screaming in pleasure." A tint of purple appeared on his face and Deidara scrunched his face up in disgust.

"Oh Kami, stop reading that filth. Kakuzu, tell him."

There was no answer from the old man. He merely looked at his small account saving book.

Deidara's eyes widened in horror. "Y-you betrayer.. YOU READ THE BOOK DIDN'T YOU?!"

Kakuzu grunted. "I read it for the plot line. The book was also very cheap since there was a sale going on."

"NO YOU DON'T YOU OLD PERVERT UN!!"

Itachi set down his coffee mug and spoke to the blonde bomber.

"Let him be. He doesn't get real life action so he needs to get relief from books."

Kakuzu glared at Itachi and Deidara huffed to turn away. Itachi had a small serene smile on his face as he took a sip of the coffee he made.

"No one asked you, Uchiha."

Back to Akina and Hidan..

"-SON OF A BITCH, PRICK AND JACKASS!"

Hidan chuckled. "I don't think that's possible stripes."

I frowned. "Stripes?"

"Yes, your underwear was very sensual. I almost forgot about how we can't indulge in pleasure ourselves."

I groaned, a blush staining my cheeks. 

"I'm going to puke all over you if you don't let me go."

"We're here."

Hidan slammed me on the ground and I rubbed my aching ass.

"Where are we?"

A malicious grin formed on his face. 

"My personal chambers to worship Jashin sama."

I looked around to see torture weapons lying everywhere. On the ground was the symbol where Hidan would step into, only to hurt himself.

There was a red stain almost everywhere.

"I hope those stains are tomato juice."

He snorted. "Yeah, well you wish. Rou's chambers for mental torture is further down the hallway."

"Rou?"

"I forgot you didn't know him stripes. But honestly I have to ask you. How do you know all of our names when we didn't even mention them to you?"

I paled.

"P-pain told me."

His mouth twitched upwards to form a smirk and then he laughed loudly.

"Yeah right stripes. I don't believe you. You stammered and that's a sign for a liar. So tell me the truth."

I snarled at him. "And who are you to tell me what to do?"

His grin became wider. "I am Hidan."

It was silent for a while as I processed his words. 

Did he just...

I raised my arms and tree branches shot out from my cloaks, piercing him in his chest. 

A strange look came in his eyes as he moaned and I growled in frustration.

"I forgot you are immortal and enjoy pain."

"And how do you know that? I never told you." 

FUCK ME!

"I told her." We turned towards the soft yet stern voice spoken from the doorway.

Itachi had a cool look in his gaze as I removed the blood covered branch from his chest and broke it off from my arm.

"Go fuck yourself Hidan for ruining my sleep!" I snapped staring into his purple eyes.

"I wish. Rule one, I can not undergo any Earthly pleasures which includes sex, masturbation and alcohol." Hidan said seriously but smirked a moment later anyways.

Itachi placed his hands on my back and guided me out of the room.

"Stay away from Hidan. He's dangerous."

"I was planning to do that anyways. More than that, he's annoying." I grumbled.

"Really now?" His voice had a mirth of humor in them.

I flushed at my lie.

"Just.. be careful." We walked up the stairs.

"And why are you so worried?" I asked smirking.

"I'd rather not have another child murdered." He murmured.

I smacked his hands away from my back. 

"Am I just a child to you?" I yelled at him furiously.

"Yes, you are nothing but a nuisance who has no plan."

"Make a bunshin and fuck yourself Itachi!"

He had maintained his composure.

"That would be uncomfortable."

I stomped up the stairs and made my way to the kitchen where Deidara, Kakuzu and Hidan were sitting.

"What's with the frown Senju?" Deidara asked.

"Its that damn Itachi, Hidan and Tobi. Who else?" I grabbed the carton of milk from the fridge and then the cup.

"I think you and I will get along pretty well." The blonde smirked.

Of course. I'd forgotten Deidara didn't like them.

Its not that I didn't like them, but they were extremely annoying.

"You don't disturb my sleep, carry me to a dungeon, preach about Jashinism, destroy my pillow, act like a man child and call me a child then we'll be fine and on good terms."

"You did want to know about his religion though." Kisame said setting his book down.

"Yes, but not at six thirty in the fucking morning. I was trying to get him off my ass." I grumbled and sat down next to Kisame himself.

My eyes brightened at the orange book.

"Oh Kami, you read Icha Icha too?!" I shrieked.

Kisame gave me a toothy grin. "Too? I'm sensing a fan of the series."

"I am probably the biggest fangirl of the series. Ami, Raiden and Akira go the best together." I let out a dreamy sigh.

He gave me an amused smile. "You want two boys to argue over you and fuck you senseless?"

"Hell yeah! Its hoe life or no life."

He leaned forward. "What about when he uses the toys on her?"

"Oh Kami that was one of the best chapters! What about the shower scene?"

"That chapter was filled with smutty goodness. It was like a bonus."

I placed my hand on my heart and slumped against the chair.

"What about that incident where Asuna and Raiden walked in on Akira and Ami?"

"What about the part when Asuna and Ami get it on?!" Kisame's face was completely purple.

"OH AND THEN ASUNA AND AMI ARE MAKING OUT WHEREAS THE AKIRA AND RAI ARE DOING THE SAME!!!" I screeched.

"WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY ARE JERKING OFF TO EACH OTHER?!" He fanned his face.

"Two words Kisame san. Hot damn."

He smirked. "Did you read the sequel?"

I gasped. "Don't you dare spoil it, Kisame!"

"Well a certain ship comes alive!"

"No way! Are you telling me Rai and Asuna end up together?"

"Ew what no! I am #TeamAsuAki and I'm pretty sure that's how its gonna end up."

I exploded. "YOU JUST SPOILED THE SERIES FOR ME!"

"SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR SUPPORTING THAT SHITTY SHIP!"

I wailed. "They had a connection!"

"And so does every other character in the series. It wasn't emotional, it was purely physical!"

I slammed my hand on the table and it slightly shook.

"Let's read the last chapter and make a bet for 10,000 won. I say Rai and Asuna, Akira and Ami."

He slammed the book on the table. "I say Ami and Rai, Asuna and Akira."

Kakuzu perked up and also joined in.

"For money, I shall take this bet. I say it will an abrupt ending, a cliffhanger." 

Kisame and I sweat dropped. "That's your bet?"

Kakuzu silently nodded.

I opened the last chapter and began reading it loudly.

' Ami glanced her three lovers, her eyes watering desperately at the thought of having to choose.

"Why can't we all be together?" She wailed.

Raiden patter her head. "Because the world can't see us together. It'd be insane."

Asuna smiled. "You drew the shortest stick, Ami. You choose who you want to be with."

Ami closed her eyes and began thinking.

Well, Raiden is big but Akira is wider and is more rough. On the other hand, Asuna and I have an emotional connection and she's quite good in bed.

Why do I have to choose?

"Akira I choose you!" Tears ran down Ami's face as she made her heart wrenching decision.

The memories of her and Raiden, her and Asuna ran through her mind.

The gasps, heavy panting, punishments and screams of her other lovers.

She'd miss it all.

But after four years of fooling around it was time. Time to settle down.

Akira picked her up and gave her a kiss.

"I'll give you the best night of your life." He whispered into her ears and she gave a small sad smile.

The two newly formed couples walked in different directions, the sun finally setting.'

I smirked. "Haha! I won!"

Kakuzu grunted. "Go on reading."

I frowned but continued anyways, skipping a few pages of the chapter to reach the last page.

'Asuna stood on the beach, her flowery summer dress fluttering in the cool wind blowing her hair. 

Her familiar scent of fresh flowers and perfume reached her ex lovers nose as they walked towards her.

"Miss me?"

Asuna smiled. "I thought we decided to stay faithful?"

Her lover smiled. "Fuck faithful."

THE END

Kisame, Kakuzu and I stared at the cliffhanger.

"W-what?" I whispered, a hollow sense capturing me.

"N-no.. Jiraiya can't do that." Kisame frantically read the lines over and over again.

Shivers ran down my body at the abrupt ending and Kakuzu chuckled.

"Looks like no one wins."

"You knew, didn't you?" Kisame muttered weakly and his facial look turned into one of utter defeat and sadness.

"Yes. I wanted to see your expressions at the abrupt ending. Now pay up."

I whimpered. "I-I'll pay you later. I need time to process this." Kisame didn't answer.

With a chuckle, he nodded.

Deidara groaned. "I am going to quit this organisation. Its filled with old perverts."

"You're useless anyways. That Senju can replace your partner and you could be useful for once." Kakuzu turned a page of the newspaper he was reading.

"How can you say that when Sasori danna just died?!" 

A tense atmosphere suddenly weighed on all over them. I looked at Deidara who was fuming with rage.

"When I meet those Konoha shinobi, especially that pink haired girl I won't go easy on them. You guys ought to respect danna un. His art was absolute trash but then his poisons were actually useful and so was his intel." 

Kakuzu grunted and made his way out of the room with the newspaper in his hand.

I tilted my head slightly. 

"Huh, looks like none of you guys get along at all."

Kisame shrugged. "We all have our differences."

Deidara stood up abruptly from his chair and walked out. I frowned.

"It must be so sad for him to lose Sasori."

"Yeah it is." Kisame glanced to his left and so did I.

Itachi was lying on an armchair his pale skin glistening under the light. A bead of sweat trickled down the side of his face and his arm was covering the harsh glare from the light bulb. However, his shoulders were tense, body was stiff almost as if he was ready to fight any time.

He looked sick.

"Kisame san, is he unwell?" I asked the armed man sitting next to me.

He hesitated. "No. He's just tired."

Liar..

"Sure." I drawled out my word and made my way towards him. As soon as I touched his hand his eyes snapped open and he had my arms pinned behind my back.

He slowly released his hands and I rubbed my wrists to turn around and look at him.

His eyes had the sharingan activated. 

"Are you fine, Itachi?" I asked worry replacing my irritation for him.

"Yes, I am fine." He cleared his throat and began walking away.

Kisame raised an eyebrow at him and they communicated through their eyes.

"Ah I see. He's at that age when he wants everyone to worry about him like a pampered baby  begging for attention." I smirked and crossed my hands.

Itachi stopped mid step. 

Caught you!

"I am not begging for attention unlike you." 

"Me? Innocent me hates attention Itachi." I gave him a bright smile and pranced towards him.

He was glaring at me ever so slightly and I stood on my toes.

"Its about Sasuke and a vision. Its your fight." I said with the utmost seriousness slowly so that Kisame wouldn't hear.

He bent down to my level and I aimed at his neck. His sharingan caught my actions.

He blocked my hand and held it tightly, reaching for my other hand. Restraining them both, he held them above my head and pushed me against a wall.

"Itachi, so eager to punish me aren't you?" I wiggled my eyebrows and Kisame chuckled.

"You stole Asuna's line."

"What is your problem?"

"You." I gave him a big grin which infuriated him even further.

Kisame watched with an amused look as my clone crept up behind an annoyed Itachi who was so furious he couldn't divert his attention away from me.

With a small pressure to his neck, he released my arm and I caught him as he fell down.

"K-kisame san h-help me." I struggled to hold Itachi's heavy body and my clone disappeared with a smirk.

"I don't think so. I like watching you struggle." Mirth was dancing in his eyes and I huffed at him.

A black cloaked figure rounded the corner.

"Tobi! Can you come here for a second?" I called out to him.

He giggled and skipped towards me.

"Yes, Akina chan?"

"Can you help me carry Itachi to his room? He fainted."

Tobi let out an audible gasp. "How?"

"She knocked him out." Kisame butted in before I could tell him he fainted.

I suppressed my irritation. 

"A-Akina chan is so strong that she defeated Itachi with her purple eyes!" Tobi let out a sound of amazement and I internally groaned.

You had one job, Kisame. And that was to SHUT UP! YOU TOO TOBI!

Now he will keep a closer eye on me.

"Purple eyes?" Kisame questioned. 

Tobi lifted up Itachi by an arm, slinging it half over his shoulder as I did the same.

"Nothing Kisame." 

We half stumbled and half walked towards his room and lay him on the bed.

Tobi was looking around with childlike adoration and a smile escaped my lips.

"Sorry Tobi for screaming at you a few hours ago."

"Akina chan apologized to Tobi? Tobi feels so happy!" He hugged me and I stiffened before loosening up and hugging him back with equal force.

"Now Tobi chan, I can't be your senpai but I can be your best friend." I grinned at him.

"Uwahh that's so cool! I have a best friend!" 

Sometimes, its better to condemn yourself to the Devil if you've reached Hell already. 

I might just get some important information.

"Akina chan, can you show me your beautiful purple eyes please?" I could hear Tobi pouting.

So fast?

I chuckled nervously. "Ah Tobi chan I don't know if I'm allowed to. I mean, Pain sama hasn't allowed me to reveal my powers. I only told you because you are my best friend."

"A best friend who you were screaming at a few hours ago?" 

I could sense the dryness in Obito's voice.

"I was sleepy and Hidan was pissing me off." I gave him a small smile and he nodded.

"Akina chan, I forgot to tell you but Leader sama called for you!"

"Oh when?"

He hummed. 

"When I came into your room with Hidan senpai! I forgot to tell you because I was worried you turned into a pillow."

"TOBI CHAN THAT WAS HOURS AGO!!!" I shrieked.

Well then.

I'm dead.

Hey my kawai little genin!

How was this chapter?

I tired to make it as funny as possible and I hope I succeeded.

Anyways, thoughts?

Has anyone played BTS World here? Which level are you guys on?

HUGE RANT!

So I have a guy best friend.. Lets call him A. 

So day before yesterday at night, when I was studying, A texts me. The conversation went like this:

A: Hey do you wanna see the Spiderman movie coming out this weekend?

Me: Just us?

(Before this, he had been giving me very mixed signals. He'd say something sweet and then suddenly say 'Coz we're best friends!' I had no idea what to make of his behavior so I ignored it.)

A: Well I asked you first. I was planning to ask other as well.

Me: Oh who?

A: *Enters names of two people dating each other*

Now I'm just like 'boi you know they're dating right?! RIGHT?!!!' 

But I didn't type it out.

Me: Oh um lemme just ask my mum.

(My mum is super strict and she obviously said no. #AsianProblems)

Me: Um sorry I can't come.

Now, this was getting me super duper suspicious because two months before that he asked me out for ice cream and I said no.

Also, because of my mom.

Hell, I'd love to have free ice cream!

So yesterday night, he texts me.

A: Hey, I like you.

Now Im freaking the fuck out because every single time I just wanna be friends with a guy, they end up liking me.

This is the second time I rejected someone close to me. The other few times guys were my close friends, I found out they liked me and slowly distanced myself.

Smh why can't I find a guy friend who doesn't like me?  

*facepalm*

Honestly, I'm flattered that he loves a crazy ass mess (aka me) and I'd love to get back on my ex by saying 'HA TAKE THAT! PEOPLE LIKE ME TOO YA DICK WHO BROKE MY HEART!'

But.. I just really can't play around with A's feelings so yeah...

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE DISASTERS! 

Lmao I'm in the mood for some tea.

Oof..

Also 

Who the fuck gets 338 notifications in the past two days?!!

Y'all are insane!

My dear readers..

I love you guys so much that I'd die for you.

I love you all so so soooo much I can't express it in words.

Anyways, Im out!! 

Hope u enjoyed this lameo chapter.

A chapter which is half filler and half plot is coming up next! 

Its time for Akina and Pain training together right? ;)

Lolol its gonna be hilarious.

Btw 69 comments on the first chapter...

hehe

btw.. my friend from school followed me. 

If she reads this imma scream n die.. probably delete this fic then.