Chapter Forty Nine: Side Effect May Include: Jealousy

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Minnie_

Minnie_Thank you Daddy Bangwe all say in unison✨🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️✨

Minnie_Okay BUT CAN WE TALK??

Minnie_CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW UNREASONABLY ATTRACTIVE HAN JISUNG IS

Minnie_Like who gave him the rightto exist with that face

Minnie_And THEN decided to slapa tattoo on his side likesome kind of sexy final boss

Minnie_Sir please.some of us are fragile.

Minnie_Some of us have grandparents.

Minnie_Have mercy.

Minnie_This was me before seeingthat video

Minnie_

Minnie_And this was me after

Minnie_

Minnie_I saw that video and immediately dropped my ramenno thoughtsjust tattoo

Minnie_Just han jisung's side tattooburned into my skull like amedieval branding

Advil♡︎It's a lot of excitementover a guy lifting his shirtfor half a second

Minnie_👀someone sounds... jealous~

Minnie_Don't tell me you're intimidatedby The Power of Jisung's side tattoo™

Advil♡︎No

Advil♡︎I'm just sayingpeople have abs, tattoos,and gravity every day

Advil♡︎I'm not seeing fan chants forthem in the group chat

Minnie_pfftOk jealous baby boy

Minnie_But be realwho doesn't love Jisung's tattoos???

Minnie_They're like Pokémon evolutions for his hotness

Minnie_Ughh he's biaswrecking me so HARD

Advil♡︎You talk like Han's the only one out here causing chaos

Advil♡︎Seungmin's been bias-wrecking people left and right lately

Minnie_Truethe aegyo??the grumpy puppy face™??the way he acts like he doesn't care but secretly has 12 love languages??lethal

Advil♡︎He's still cute, right?like you're still into cute guys?

Advil♡︎Or have you fully defectedto Tattoo Nation™

Minnie_Ofc I'm still into cute guyscase in point

Minnie_

Minnie_LOOK AT HIMgrumpy. possibly ready to commit a minor crime.adorable.

Minnie_But I will be ranting aboutseungmin another timethank you

Minnie_It's Jisung's time to shine✨ don't be selfish 🥹

Advil♡︎Can't he shine some other timelike... literally any other time?

Advil♡︎I just...wanted to talk to youthat's all

Minnie_Sirare you... interrupting mein the middle of a passionate simp spiral???

Advil♡︎I--maybe

Minnie_DISRESPECT.

Minnie_I was just about to rant about how when he lifted his shirt I let out an audible gasp in a room full of peopleauntie cho was thereShe choked on her kimchi pancake

Minnie_my little cousin asked what "daddy energy" meant

Minnie_My reputation is ruined

Minnie_I want to burn that image into my retinas

Minnie_Get it engraved on my tombstone"she saw the tattoo and never recovered"

Advil♡︎...do you wanna call?

Minnie_👁️👄👁️waitis this... a trap???

Minnie_Are you trying to TRICK MEaway from my Jisung simpingwith the sound of your voice???

Minnie_If soit's totally workingyes please let's calli've been dying to hear your voice anyway 🥺

Minnie_Lemme guessyou sound like a sleepy squirrelor like a cat that's mad you fed it five minutes late

Minnie_Or like that soft voice boy from webtoons who always says "you're cold. here. take my jacket."

Minnie_Because you're a cutejealous baby boy 💕

Advil♡︎CUT it outI'm not a baby boy

Advil♡︎And I never said anythingabout it being a voice call

Minnie_wait WHATthen what...?

Advil♡︎Just... a quick questionyou signed that agreement when you joined jyp as an intern, right?

Minnie_Oh yeah the Soul Binding Eternal NDA™??yup. memorized it like the alphabetready? ahem--

Minnie_1. Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA)Very common in entertainment industries.

Purpose: To prevent me from sharing any confidential info I see or hear at JYP-- this includes:

Unreleased content (music, performances, scripts)

Behind-the-scenes behavior of idols

Internal conversations, drama, company practices

Real names, schedules, habits, relationships, or even "accidental" sightings

Example Clause:

'The Employee shall not disclose, share, or otherwise communicate any confidential information, including but not limited to identities, schedules, communications, or behavior of contracted artists, during or after the term of employment.'

Also included:

No talking idols online

No screenshotting anything

No hinting or vague-posting

Or else I get legally obliterated & banned from ever touching a company printer again

Minnie_Why? 🥺

Advil♡︎No reasonJust making sure

📹 [ incoming video call from Advil♡︎ ]

Minnie_👁️👁️ohohhhhhhh

Minnie_Is this still part of your'distract her from Jisung' planbecause ngl it's working too well

Minnie_I can't breatheI'm fluffing my hair like this is a high school drama

Advil♡︎Pick up the call beforeI change my mind

Minnie_🙈 okay okay hold onI'm answeringbut if you turn out to be Jisung I'm gonna scream and then combust

Advil♡︎...noted.

📹 [ Call Connected ]

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Author's Note:

Lmao, not me updating three days after the target has been crushed. Sorry.

Hey! I feel like I didn't explain the spamming thing clearly last time, so let me clarify.You're absolutely allowed to comment as much as you want-- seriously, I love reading everything you guys say and there's no limit to how many times you can comment!

The only thing I ask is to keep the comments related to the story (or at least on-topic chaos 😂). So no random strings of the alphabet or chanting the same thing repeatedly

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No, fr.I'm not making this stuff up

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Last chapter's answerChan

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