Entry 4

WHAT HAVE I DONE? I AM FUCKING CHOKING ON DIEGO'S KNIVES!👆💁

HEY BITCHHHH.

I SAID IT OUT LOUD AND EVERYONE NEAR WAS ALL LIKE,

"HEY BITCHHHH" MAKING SURE TO GET THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF,

"CH"

Before anything, LUTHER YOU A LIL BITCH IF YOU READ THIS. I WILL FUCKING CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD WITH a Guillotine. UwU.SAME GOES FOR YOU DIEGO.

ANY FUCKING WAY. I did something ELECTRIFYING During my training.

Then again, when the fuck, am I not doing the "smartest" things?

Dad gave me a tazer. An actual tazer.

It doesn't have any damn batteries. I have to use the POWER WITHIN!

I applied my powers to the tazer and it seemed like I used too much. It went,

"ZZZZZZ*****!!!!"

The entire academy was fucking petrified.

I then had an amazing, DANGEROUS, TWISTED idea.

I had a fucking blast chasing my siblings with it. They sometimes forget I have super speed.

Luther the Lil bitch was first.

When he was running from me he was all like,

"IF YOU TAZE ME I WILL THROW YOUR BITCHASS AT THAT WALL-ZZZZ!!"

He fucking threw me at the wall.

I was all like,

"Ahah!!-" BOOM BITCH.

I was surprisingly okay.

DIEGO THE HEATHEN WAS NEXT. I WAS AIMING FOR ANYTHING METAL.

He was fucking like,

"IF YOU AIM FOR MY KNIVES YOU ARE A PUSSY!"

I went for a particular piece of metal. Then his bitchass tripped.

I speeded to him. Going right on my target.

He was all like,

"SHIT-ZZZ!!"

His nipple piercing.

Klaus was all like,

"We can talk about this Eight." He attempted to run upstairs.

I used my telekinesis to bring him to me.

He was all fucking like,

"NOT THE NIPPLE FOR THE LOVE OF- ZZZ!!!"

I tazed his nipple. Five walked in and seen me tazing everyone.

I was all like,

"Your turn Lil bitch!"

He walked back and teleported behind me.

He was all like,

"You can taze me, if you can outsmart me."

He teleported again.

He was hanging from the chandelier.

He saluted with one hand.

I speeded upstairs jumping to the chandelier.

He was all fucking like,

"Oh shit!" He teleported again.

I swung from the chandelier to jump to the wall, then fucking sped down.

He was by Dad's liquor cabinet.

I used my telekinesis to bring the charged tazer to him.

He wasn't expecting it.

"NOOOOO-ZZZ!!"

Vanya, Ben, and Alison looked at each other in SHOCK.

HEE HEE THESE PUNS ARE TOO MUCH.

Dad was all like,

"Hmm. Tomorrow will be a difficult training session for all of you. I expect you to be prepared!" Then he walked to his office. Pogo followed him.

Mom was checking to make sure everyone was okay.

Him and Diego were holding their nipples. They still hurt. I felt bad.

I was all like,

"I'm sorry, love you all UwU."

I speeded to my room to get dressed the hell out of my mission suit.

Vanya came to chill for a bit. She played the violin. I hope she makes it big one day. She deserves it.

Out of nowhere the mission alarm came on.

I got dressed and made sure I had everything I needed. We all left. I had to help Klaus find his mask. He wasn't thinking straight.

We make our way to the disturbance, and it was a crazy mission.

I had Alison rumor Klaus so he could focus.

Me, Luther, an Ben kept flipping over Forklifts. They tried to run us down with them.

This one person thought I didn't hear them coming up behind me.

I was all like,

"Bitch I think the fuck not."

I snapped their fucking neck. That was after breaking a couple of their bones first.

Five was fighting with this one guy. They were about to fall into a pool of acid that would be used to destroy the world. Along with many other things.

We all thought he was going to fall in. He jumped with the guy trying to kill him. He teleported to us.

The main person fell in.

Diego stabbed a guy leaving large wounds, then threw one of their powdery poison at them causing their skin to burn off.

That was fucking twisted to see.

I ran to block every exit. I ran quickly to grab all who tried to run. Luther threw them in the acid.

We went home shocked at what we had just seen.

Klaus came in my room a while after we came back.

He was all shocked and was like,

"That was impressive, yet fucking terrifying. Let's get out of this frame of mind."

He had a flask and weed. I was like sure why the hell not.

After a couple more sips, and hits, we put music on and danced around.

Five teleported in. He took the flask from Klaus's hand and lied down on my bed. He took a gulp. Me and Klaus looked at him like

Eventually Luther, Diego, Alison, Ben, and Vanya joined us.

We made sure the door was closed and locked.

We didn't want Pogo to come in asking us what we were doing smoking and drinking at 16.

Not that I encourage such young people to do so. I don't. We are just in pain. It's how we deal.

Any fucking way.

We had fun. We danced to "I think we're alone now"

It help put our minds at ease.

I came up with an idea.

Again. I was already like WOAH fucking out of it.

I let one person taze me. To see if it was so bad.

Diego was all like,

"You went for my nipple ring! I should get to do it!"

Klaus was laughing and was all like,

"Move I'm gay."

He came out by blurting it out.They started clapping for him.

"Yeah you go Klaus!" I say cheering him on. He hugged me and kissed my forehead.

He was trying to figure out how to turn on the damn thing. He got it. It was charged because I made sure it was.

They all questioned me,

"Are you sure?"

I nodded taking another hit.

Diego held my arms and Luther had my legs. Just in case I like tried to move.

Ben, Five, Vanya were like,

"This is a bad idea."

I come up with so many. It's hard to keep up.

I started counting.

Luther held on tight and so did Diego.

Klaus's high, out of it self, was fucking like,

"Ready?!"

Fucking starting it up. He lifted up the bottom of my shirt slightly.

He was going to taze my stomach.

Luther was all like,

"Will this make her puke?"

Five already had a bag I could barf in, if I did.

Klaus went in at two. Just like I did with the piercings.

"One. Two-"

"FUCK-ZZZZZZ!!!"

I screamed in pain.

I shocked Diego's hands and Luther's hands.

They let me drop to the floor.

"CINNAMON TOAST FUCKING BISCUIT!!!"

They all gave Ooooo's, and,

"That's gotta hurt."

I took a gulp from the flask and got up.

My drunk hype self was all like,

"LET'S GOO!"

EVERYBODY was all hyped up laughing cheering me on.

We danced for a while longer until we started coming down from our high.

We separated to our rooms. Klaus stayed with me.

It's a good thing Dad didn't really care what we did today.

We fucking crushed the mission today.

I have never been more proud of us. That goes for Vanya too.

She is our family. She deserves love too. She may not have powers, but it doesn't matter she is a fucking amazing sister.

I'm really drunk, but it doesn't take the most intelligent person in the world to say that, all together, all 8 of us are fucking amazing.

Until tomorrow bitches!

Eight