Entry 2

Hey, diary....

Nope just hey.

I do repeat though, if anyone else besides me is reading my fucking diary, I will chop off genitals.

Not to mention feed them to you with a grapefruit spoon. :)

Luther, you bitchass hoe.

Just kidding spaceboy, no I'm not.

You still a little bitch.

Diego has been looking for my diary lately. So I've been hiding all my shit and set a couple boobytraps.

Ha it looks fucking funny on paper. I just wasted five damn minutes laughing.

Other than that, let's talk about the day.

Wait I just did. Never fucking mind.

Training sucked ass today. I wasn't surprised.

Dad told Klaus to focus. The fact that he couldn't, was partly my fault.

Before I was all like,

"Let's wax our ass with chocolate pudding." He was in so much pain. I ended up making him do it.

He didn't think it would be that bad.

He was all like,

"Quit being a pussy and do it with me."

He had never waxed shit before so after he understood why I went,

"HELL NO YOU DO IT"

Five walked in laughing like,

"Where do you guys come up with this shit?" He tried to help me pull it off. We tried to go slow.

Honestly, shit just fucking pops out and I usually am like,

"YO WE SHOULD TRY THIS SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF, or the literal idea out loud"

Making everyone turn and be like,

"You twisted."

Diego walked in, wanting to know where my stash of candy was. He instead got a glimpse of Klaus's ass getting waxed.

He came up to us and was like,

"Pussies." He ripped it off and I shoved a small towel in Klaus's mouth. Didn't do much to stop his screaming.

After was my training.

Dad wanted me to run a mile in 5 seconds.

It worked fine, Just left my feet on fire.

Literal fire.

One power I have is speed.

Dad told me use my mind control to make Diego do something.

He was my dummy today.

Diego gave me a death glare. He knew exactly what I was gonna do.

I made him slap his face twice, then punch his dick once.

He yelled out in pain.

He got his payback. I was the dummy for his training.

He cut my leg twice. Then when I was about to leave after Dad said it was okay to, he threw the knife it pinned me to the wall.

That Lil bitch.

Dad finally let us set foot outside. We usually only go out for missions.

We were finally able to get the hell out of of the house. Luther wanted to stay. That little shit.

Diego was getting ready to go to a party. He was going with Alison. That made Luther want to come.

Ben was going with Vanya to see a movie.

My words of wisdom to all of us going out were,

"Eat Ass, smoke grass and let's have a fucking BLAST." I took a shot of something from Dad's liquor cabinet.

Diego was like,

"Ayee!"

Five smiled. He saluted at me when Klaus walked me out.

Me and Klaus were going on a double date.

Little did Klaus know my date was Five, and he would be joining us later.

We get there, and his date was this cute guy who works at a coffee shop. Agnes he was her nephew. Same age as us.

His name is Chris.

Klaus was really nervous. He was all like,

"Eight, do you know what the hell to do on a date." I shrugged.

Then I was all like,

"I don't fucking know bro, but pick up your sack and let's go go go hoe."

We we're at this little pizza place. It was nice. Pizza was to fucking die for.

Then Five shows up and was like,

"Hello." He squeezed my thigh and winked water went out my nose.

(Because yes, we hydrate Biiiiiitch)

Klaus's jaw dropped.

"This is a surprise. Thanks, for making my left tit drop." Klaus says. He winks at me. We all started laughing.

I'm suprized they didn't kick us the hell out. We could bearly control our laughing.

Me and Klaus kept adding shit in making it hard to breathe.

After that,

Klaus left with Chris for a while.

Then Five was all like,

"What you think they're doing?"

"Uh-uh-uh" I put my arms in front of me and pretended like I was humping someone.

He spit out his water laughing.

I had so much fun.

NOT GONNA LIE.

We made out for about thirty minutes, before Klaus came back to us, with our tounges down each other's throats.

Klaus was all like,

"Hey, PDA is a thing you horny bastards." He laughs. I salute him.

Then I was fucking laughing like,

"You're one to fucking talk." Five choked on his pizza. Chris spit out his water.

We all went home. Klaus seemed like he was walking weird. I hit his butt with my jacket.

Then he was all like,

"Ow! Stop that shit. I'm sore."

I was all like,

"From the pudding ass wax? Or your date?"

I don't know how much water and food I fucking inhaled on that date.

We came back and Klaus was all like,

"Y'all look shitfaced. Can't blame you."

To Diego, Luther, and Alison.

Five teleported upstairs.

Then Klaus went and took two shot glasses from Dad's liquor cabinet.

Then he was like,

"To us. Mostly me getting laid."

I choked.

I WAS FUCKING LIKE,

"YOU LITTLE FUCKER"

I was laughing so fucking hard.

Diego, Luther, and Alison turned their heads and looked at me.

Then I was all like,

"Fuck outta here! It wasn't me!"

Me and Klaus were damn near dying of laughter.

We both took a couple shots, and called it a night.

I had alot of fucking fun.

Five just teleported to my room.

Just wanted a kiss(es) :)

Since when did I become soft?

Anyway that is fucking it.

Let's see how tomorrow fucking goes,

Eight