Chapter 4: DON'T JUMP!!!

22:01, 26 August 2022

Bob: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS HE DOING?!?!?! HE'S GONNA KILL HIMSELF!!!

Meggy: I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!!! THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR!!!

Luigi: Mario, I asked you to talk to him!!!

Mario: I did!!! And, he was like; "I just wanna be on my own..." I didn't know that he's gonna commit suicide!!!

Luigi: WHO SAYS THAT HE'S GONNA?!?!?!

Mario: CALM YOUR TITS, LUIGI!!!

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Melony: OH GOD, THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE OF ME!!!

Meggy: STOP BLAMING YOURSELF, MELONY!!!

Melony: I should be the one getting locked up and getting the key thrown away!!!

Saiko: THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN!!!

Chief: Officer Monitor, what have we got?

Mr. Monitor: SMG4 looks like he's about to jump, sir!

Auri: I think it must be something to do with Tari!

Mr. Monitor: I think you're right, Auri!

Auri: What's going on with SMG3, over there?

Mr. Monitor: He's having a Panic Attack...

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SMG3: OH, GOD!!!

SMG1: Just keep taking deep breaths in that paper bag!!!

SMG3: I don't want him to die!!!

SMG2: Me neither, what has gotten into the almighty Four?!

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Peach: This is insane!!! Why is there a jumper on my roof?!

Toadsworth: I can't believe we all had to evacuate, because there's a jumper on the roof...

Peach: And, it's SMG4...

Meanwhile...

Dr. Toadette: There you are! A nice, Curry meal for your lunch.

Tari: Thanks...

Dr. Toadette: Would you like the TV on?

Tari: Go on, please...

The Doctor switches the TV on.

On TV...

FM: We interrupt your normal broadcasting with an urgent news report! SMG4, the famous Meme Lord could be jumping to his death! We have several spectators from the ground watching him on the Castle roof, this might be a terrifying time for all of you SMG4 fans out there.

Dr. Toadette: *GASP* OMG!!!

Tari: SMG4?! THAT'S MY HUSBAND!!!

Dr. Toadette: I thought everyone said that you and him are getting a divorce!

Tari: We've haven't signed Divorce Papers yet...

Dr. Toadette: Hmm...

Tari: And BTW, how did you know that?

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Dr. Toadette: Um... it's in the script.

👆 That was a Fourth wall break, BTW...

Tari: OMG, SMG4's GONNA DIE!!!

TV: Hang on a minute, we've got a spectator who is gonna talk to us!

Tari: Who would that be...?

Mario: I can tell you all what's going on!!!

FM: What's happening?

Mario: Last week, SMG4 did something that was absolutely bizarre... he slept with one of his wife's friends and he realised he made a huge mistake! His wife became a drug addict when she found out about the affair... and now, she's fighting for her life in hospital!!!

FM: Is that true?

Mario: Yes! I just got one more thing to say!

FM: Go on!

Mario: Tari, if you're awake from your coma... SMG4 needs you! He's fallen into a deep depression and without you, he could jump! Please forgive him to what he's done! He loves you, he needs you and he wants to motor-boat your breasts!

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FM: Um... thank you, Mario...

TV: More on the story as it develops.

Tari: OMG...

Dr. Toadette: That is insane!!!

Tari: SMG4... NEEDS ME!!!

Dr. Toadette: What are you doing?

Tari: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!

Tari managed to get out of bed.

Dr. Toadette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! YOU'RE NOT FIT ENOUGH TO BE DISCHARGED YET!!!

Tari: I'M FEELING BETTER!!!

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