Chapter 5: Talking SMG4 Out of It

Tari: *panting* I'm... coming... SMG4!!!

Back with Mario...

Mario: SMG4?

SMG4: ...

Mario: Tell me what the bloody hell do you think you are playing at?!

SMG4: Tari is in that hospital fighting for her life... this wouldn't have happened if we didn't have that walk...

Mario: Isn't that your daily routine?

SMG4: Bowling ball came out of nowhere... I've been such a jerk...

Mario: Look, it's been a week since that incident... But, look at yourself!!! You're a famous Meme Lord, for crying out loud! You can't just run away from your problems, that's NOT gonna solve anything!!!

SMG4: *sigh*

Mario: Running away from your problems, just makes it worse... Killing yourself won't bring Tari back... And, killing yourself is running away!!!

SMG4: But, what have I got left?

Mario: You do NOT have to do this... we're not just friends, we're a family as well... 

SMG4: I know...

Mario: Remember what Vin Diesel said.

SMG4: ...

Mario: Look at our family! You have got lots of fans, we've got loved ones, we've had TWO weddings, TWO of our family members became parents. It'll be our lost without you!

SMG4: ...

Mario: Come on, where's that SMG4?

SMG4: That SMG4... is no more...

Mario: I know he's in there, some-where! Are you seriously just gonna turn your back on all of our friends and family by jumping to your death?!

SMG4: ...

Mario: Or, are you gonna admit to Tari that you're the one to her... If you do that, you can start your life again!

SMG4: *sigh*

Mario: We need you, SMG4! We have done so much together! We even saved the world from Waluigi, Francis the Anime Simp, we even saved the universe from Zero, over the past few years!

SMG4: We... did...

Mario: In fact, all of our friends are... Heroes!

SMG4: Heroes...?

Mario: We achieved something, together!

Meanwhile, on the Ground...

Tari: *panting*

Auri: OMG, Tari?!

Kaizo: Looks like she escaped from Hospital...

Tari: SMG4!!!

Tari: SMG4!!!

SMG4: I can hear her voice... up in the clouds...

...

Mario: Are you a retard?

SMG4: Eh?

Mario: She's down there!

Tari: I LOVE YOU!!!

SMG4: T- Tari?!

Mario: IT'S A MIRACLE!!! SHE'S NOT DEAD!!!

SMG4: OMG, Tari!!!

Mario: Come on, SMG4... Get down from there!

SMG4 approached Mario.

Mario: Hold on to my hand.

SMG4: Why are you gae?

https://youtu.be/pbmmUsASuz8

Mario: *wheezes* Come on...

SMG4 held on to Mario.

Mario: Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.

Later...

SMG4: ...

Tari: SMG4...

SMG4: Tari... I'm such a jerk...

Tari: There's no need to apologise... I should be apologising to you...

SMG4: I heard what you, Belle and SMG3 did, the other night...

Tari: Did you?

SMG4: Did you actually rape SMG3?

...

Tari: *sigh* Let's just say... we both went a bit too far...

SMG4: I love you...

Tari: I love you, too...

*HUG*

Mario: I thought you threw away your wedding rings and you're expecting Divorce Papers!

...

SMG4: Oh... Fuck off, you fat wanker!!!

Mario: *sigh* Same old, SMG4...

SMG4: EVERYONE!!! EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL!!!

Everyone: *CHEERING*

https://youtu.be/fIc-A0YffB4

Boopkins: IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!

Meggy: DON'T SCARE ME AGAIN, MARIO!!!

Luigi: Are you two gonna get re-married?!

...

SMG4: Tari, will you re-marry me?

Tari: SMG4... OF COURSE, I WILL!!!

*KISS*

Everyone: Aww...

Mario: You're still married because you still got blank Divorce Papers...

*KICK*

Mario: Ow...

Police: Alright everyone, nothing to see here! All of you can go home, now!

SMG4: Come on, everyone! Let's go home!!!

Mario: You're already are...

SMG4: I meant inside...