Chapter 3: The Situation

Meggy: Well done, everybody!

Mario: We still managed to win... 13 - 5.

...

Bob: What was with that weird man, earlier?

Mario: I don't even know... he must be a stalker or something...

*RING RING*

Mario: My phone's ringing.

[PICK UP]

Mario: Hello?

SMG4: Mario!!! You gotta help me!!!

Mario: Who is this?!

SMG4: It's me... SMG4! I'm in Police Custody and I need you to bail me out!!!

Mario: This isn't SMG4! He has a moustache, like mine!

SMG4: WHAT?!?!?! How can you possibly hear my moustache through the phone?!

Mario: SMG4 has a moustachey voice.

SMG4: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! I need you to bail me out of Police Custody!!!

Mario: Listen, I don't know who you are and I don't know what you want! I'm not gonna bail out someone who is pretending to be my best friend!

SMG4: IT'S ME!!!

Mario: Okay... I'm hanging up now!

SMG4: NO, DON'T!!!

[HANG UP]

SMG4: OH, PISSING SHIT BUCKETS!!!

Later... SMG4 got bailed out.

SMG4: *sigh* Thanks for bailing me out, Tari...

Tari: Why did you get arrested?

SMG4: Because, our friends don't even recognise me in this new body!!! They're think that I'm somebody impersonating SMG4!!!

Tari: So... in your new body... people no longer recognise you?

SMG4: Yeah! They're just stupid!!! It's like that SML episode where Brooklyn Guy lost his moustache!!!

...

Tari: What are we gonna do?

SMG4: You know... this wouldn't have happened if that Scorpion stung me!!!

Tari: Hmm... I know what would make you feel better.

SMG4: What would that be?

Tari: I'm thinking about having some fun!

SMG4: *sigh* Tari... I'm not in the mood for sex, right now...

Tari: Eh?

SMG4: I'm more worried about losing my friends!!!

Tari: That's not gonna happen!

SMG4: Do you really think so?

Tari: Listen... it's nearly Lunch-time, and the Cameroon vs Serbia game kicks off at 1:00pm! Shall we go to that game to make you feel better?

SMG4: *sigh* I suppose so...

Tari: Come here... you're still my husband and I still love you from the bottom of my heart.

SMG4: Thanks, love...

*KISS*

Tari: Better?

SMG4: You know what? I kinda feel a lot better!

Tari: Good for you!

SMG4: Right! Let's get ready to head to Al Janoub for the Cameroon vs Serbia game.

Tari: Okie-dokie.

Later...

Tari: Right! Let's just forget about what happened, this morning!

SMG4: Thanks for cheering me up, earlier.

Tari: You are more than welcome, honey.

Mario turned up.

Mario: Oh! Hey, Ta---

Tari: Let's go, love!

SMG4: Okie-dokie.

Mario couldn't believe his eyes.

Mario: Oh... My... God!!!

He also had Vietnam Flashbacks.

Mario: 😰😰😰😰😰

Luigi turned up.

Luigi: Mario?

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱

Luigi: You alright?

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: DON'T CREEP UP TO ME LIKE THAT, AGAIN!!!

Luigi: Whoa! Chill out, bro! What's the matter?!

Mario: ...

Luigi: Mate, what's going on?!

Mario: T- T- TARI!!!

Luigi: Eh? What about her?

...

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱

Mario rushed away.

Luigi: Huh?