Chapter 2: The Misunderstanding

SMG3: Hello SMG's! We are gathered here today, to give a Medal of Honour to a Super Meme Guardian who saved my life from choking on a Grape.

SMG1/2: *CHEERING* WOO-HOO!!!

SMG3: And now, we play the waiting game.

SMG2: Four is a true hero.

SMG1: Oh! Look, there he... is???

SMG4 turned up.

SMG4: What's good, y'all? I'm here for my prize!

SMG1/2/3: O_O

SMG4: What?

SMG3: Um... can I help you, sir?

SMG4: Guys! It's me... SMG4!

SMG1: Um... guys? Who is this bloke?

SMG2: I don't know!

SMG3: I'm sorry to bother you... but, we're waiting for a friend of ours!

SMG4: What are you talking about? It's me!

SMG3: Our friend has a moustache, just like mine!

SMG4: Oh yeah... what happened us was that I had one about 1 hour ago... and a Scorpion stung me and I transformed into this new body.

...

SMG1: Come again?

SMG4: Guys, it's me!

SMG3: Right, mate! Back off, please... or there will be serious consequences!!!

SMG4: What?! Guys, it's me!

SMG3: Leave us alone... or, you're gonna get your face battered!!!

SMG4: You what?!

SMG2: Leave us alone!!!

SMG4: But...

SMG3: LEAVE, NOW!!!

SMG4: Okay! I'm going!

SMG4 went away.

SMG1: I think that guy's got some mental health problems...

SMG3: That was weird...

SMG2: Where's SMG4?

SMG3: Right! If he doesn't turn up in the next 15 minutes... I'll take that to me that he'll regret saving me, and he doesn't want this medal in the 1st place, and this will be a complete waste of time!!!

SMG1: *sigh* Come on, SMG4... where are you?

SMG3: Where the bloody hell is he?!

SMG4 turned up again.

SMG4: I'M HERE!!! IT'S ME!!!

*PUNCH*

SMG4: Ow!!!

SMG3: PISS OFF, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!

SMG4 went away again.

Back in Camp...

Tari: Hi, love! How was the award ceremony?

SMG4: ...

Tari: Honey?

https://youtu.be/EIA1iX7Ooz8

SMG4: It sucked...

Tari: Where's your award?

SMG4: I didn't even get an award, Tari! Because nobody recognised me! 

Tari: Eh?!

SMG4: This new body of mine didn't even ring anybody's Bells... because they're stupid!

Tari: What happened?

SMG4: I tried to explain to the other SMG's about the Scorpion incident... but No! Instead of getting my award... I got punched in the face by SMG3!

Tari: Hmm... maybe you can explain to the others about what happened.

SMG4: I like your thinking.

Meanwhile...

Mario: COME ON, BOOPKINS!!! PASS THE BALL!!!

Boopkins: OKAY!!!

Boopkins passed the ball.

Bowser: Come on, Team Yellow! Defend!!!

Shroomy: I'm trying!

Mario: Melony!!!

Mario passed the ball to Melony.

Bowser: SAVE IT!!!

Luigi: I'm gonna try!

Melony: Oh no, you don't!

Melony shoots and... GOAL!!!

Mario: GOAL!!!

Audience: *APPLAUSE* 👏👏👏

Boopkins: Well done, Birthday Girl! And, that's a Hat-Trick as well!

Melony: Goal Number 3 for me!

...

Bowser: You're a terrible keeper, Luigi!!!

Luigi: At least, I saved and caught the ball about 5 times!

Mario: Don't worry! The score is now; Red 7 - 2 Yellow.

Shroomy: No wonder why the 2 halves are 15 minutes long...

Bowser: AND, IT'S NOT EVEN HALF-TIME YET!!!

Later...

https://youtu.be/-E0qroCDruk

Belle: Alright, Teams! It's now been 15 minutes and it's now Half-Time.

Bowser: *sigh* Finally...

At Half-Time...

Meggy: Well done, Red Team! Superb effort in that 1st half!

Mario: You make a great Coach, honey!

Meggy: Thanks, love.

Boopkins: You're a good Goal-keeper, Bob!

Bob: I'm like Jordan Pickford!

Meggy: But, we've only conceded 2 goals...

Melony: But, we're still winning 7 - 2.

...

Karen: Alright, Yellows! I know we're getting beat... but, we can still make a come-back!

Bowser: I think Luigi is a terrible Goal-keeper...

Luigi: Never mind that! What about Whimpu?! He keeps running Off-side!!!

Whimpu: I do not!!!

Shroomy: And, he keeps shooting long range and misses!

Whimpu: I panicked!

Shroomy: I'm the only one who scored, you know!

Karen: Yellows, stop arguing and let's focus!!!

Bowser: Can I get in Goal?

Karen: *sigh* Just focus!

5 MINUTES LATER...

Belle: Alright, Teams! Your 2nd half will start when I blow the whistle.

Mario: OK, I'm ready!

Then... SMG4 arrived.

SMG4: Hey, everyone! Who's winning at this Football game?

Mario: Um... who are you?

SMG4: It's me... SMG4!

Shroomy: You don't look like SMG4!

Mario: He also has a moustache, like mine!

SMG4: My body transformed just like Meggy and Saiko's.

Mario: How do you know my wife's name?!

Melony: Are you a stalker?!

SMG4: NO! It's me, guys!

...

Boopkins: Bob? Who is this man?!

Bob: Do I look like I know?!

Boopkins: He's creeping me out!

SMG4: What's wrong with all of you?

Whimpu: Looks like we've got a Stranger Danger on our hands!

Belle: Sir! If you don't leave us in peace... there's gonna be consequences!!!

SMG4: But... Guys, it's me!!!

Mario: Listen, mate! I'll smack your jaw in, if don't piss off!!!

SMG4: Whoa! I don't wanna any trouble, Mario!!! Just chill out, please!!!

*PUSH*

SMG4: Oi! What are you...

Mario: PISS OFF, YOU LITTLE CREEP!!!

SMG4: A- Alright... Jesus...

SMG4 rushed away.

Shroomy: Bloody hell... what was all that about?!

Melony: *sigh* Strange people, these days...

Mario: I think that bloke has got some mental health problems...

Later...

SMG4: *sigh* I can't believe nobody recognises me with this new body... Can this day get any worse?

Auri: Excuse me, sir?!

The Police turned up.

SMG4: Oh... hey, Officers...

Auri: We want a word with you!

SMG4: Um... what seems to be the problem?

Mr. Monitor: We received a call about a suspect disturbing other people and the suspect matches your description.

SMG4: Well... what happened was... I'm SMG4 and I transformed into this new body.

Auri: You don't look like SMG4! You look like one of his fans!

SMG4: No! It's really me!

Mr. Monitor: May I see your ID?

SMG4: *sigh* I can't believe this...

SMG4 gave his ID to the Police.

Mr. Monitor: ...

SMG4: What's wrong, you two?

Mr. Monitor: That's not you!

SMG4: You what?! What do you mean, that's not me?!

Mr. Monitor: The guy in the picture looks nothing like you!

Auri: This isn't looking good for you, pal!

SMG4: A Scorpion stung me and I transformed into this new body! This body is basically avoiding Nintendo's copyright!!!

...

Auri: Wait a minute!!! That says; SMG4!!!

SMG4: Huh?

Auri: YOU'RE NOT SMG4!!! You're impersonating an Meme Lord... and, this ID belongs to SMG4!!!

Mr. Monitor: Right, that's it! Cuff him!!!

Auri hand-cuffed SMG4.

SMG4: What are you doing?!

Auri: I'm arresting you for Impersonation and Identity Theft!

SMG4: Eh?!

Auri: You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned something which you later rely on in Court. Anything you do say, may be given as evidence!

SMG4: But... IT'S ME!!! You gotta believe me!!!

Mr. Monitor: Get him out of here!!!

SMG4: AHH!!!