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-January 30th 1998-

   Formerly known as Monica and Rachel's and now known as Chandler and Cassius' everyone minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast.Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.

Chandler:So uh man are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?.

Ross:Y’know what I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.

Chandler:Yeah I know but…

Ross:Oh no,no,no I’m there.

Monica enters the apartment.

Monica:Hey.

Joey:Hey Mon.Want some pancakes?.

Monica:You made pancakes?.

Joey:Yep.Grab a plate.

Tabitha:Careful Joey you are starting to act like you live here."Teases".

Joey:"Whispers in her ear".Oh I wouldn't dream of living anywhere besides with you.

   I smile and blush at my husband's comment.

Monica:Okay.

   Monica grabs a plate and starts to walk towards Joey to receive her pancakes.

Joey:No,no stay right there.

   Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake which flies over her head and lands in the living room.

Joey:Getting closer.

Chandler:Okay,okay but don’t worry because Me and Cassie also have cereals, muffins,waffles and jams,jellies and marmalades.Which I’m fairly certain are the same thing.

Cassius:Listen also we’re uh we’re watching the game here Saturday night if people want to come over.

Ross:Oh yeah!.

Monica:Oh I was thinking about having people over for the game.

Joey:Oh yeah who’s playing?.

Monica:The players.

Ross:Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.

Monica:"Laughs".Please it’s a relief is what it is,is what it is.

Joey:All right Pheebs stick out your plate!.

Phoebe:Oh.

   Joey flips the pancake and Phoebe catches it and throws it on her plate which makes me smile.

Tabitha:"Whispers to Joey".Maybe you can flip something else later."Winks".

Joey:"Blushes".

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    At what's formerly known as Monica and Rachel's and is now known as Chandler and Cassius's.Me,Joey,Phoebe and Ross are eating pizza as Rachel enters.

Rachel:I have the best job in the entire world.The most adorable guy came over today and I got to dress him up all day.

Phoebe:Rachel has a new doll.

Rachel:Oh I wish he was a doll then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises.Oh and he has the most beautiful name I never realised it Joshua.Josh-u-a!.Joshua.Josh.

Ross:Uh hello.

Rachel:Hi.

Phoebe:Oh what do I smell?.

Joey:I don’t know it smells good.

   Joey goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.

Monica:Fresh cookies.Hot from the oven.

Phoebe:Oh!.

We all go over to her apartment.

Monica:Please have some.

Ross:Oh yum.

Monica:Yeah I’ve just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.

Cassius:"Holding a magazine".Wow The new Playboy.

Monica:Yeah it’s just something I picked up.

Ross:Cookies and porn you’re the best mom ever.

Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.

Phoebe:What?,What?.

Rachel:Well it was just something Josh said about v-necks but you had to be there.

Ross:Yeah how does Jason look in a v-neck?.

Rachel:It’s Joshua.

Ross:Oh whatever."Laughs and gives Cassius a thumbs up".

   Ross is heading back to his apartment and Cassius follows him.

Monica:Wait,Wait!.This isn’t take out.

Phoebe:"Getting up".Well I hate to eat and run but…

Monica:No wait please don’t go.I’ve got porn for you too.

Phoebe:Yeah I don’t need it.

Monica:People are supposed to wanna hang out here.

Rachel:Why?.Honey what is the big deal?.

Monica:I’m the hostess.Not those guys.I’m always the hostess.I mean I was always the hostess I mean even when I was little I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party I-I served the best air.

Phoebe:Well why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?.

Monica:Cause they took our apartment I wanted to punish them.But I’m,I’m done now.They’ve suffered enough.

Phoebe:If you wanted to punish them you should’ve just made them hang out here.

Tabitha:Yeah that’s true.

Monica:All right then when I’m done with this place it’s gonna be ten times better than that place.

Phoebe:Oh are we gonna trash that place?.

   Soon Chandler wonders into Monica and Rachel's apartment.

Chandler:You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy.

Everyone:What?!.

Ross:So you were right?.

Chandler:I confronted her and she didn’t deny it...I don’t live here.

   Chandler goes back into his apartment and we all follow him.

Ross:Chandler.

Rachel:Chandler what did she say?.

Phoebe:Wait a minute.

Joey:Come here.

Monica:Are you sure?.

Chandler:Well I may be drunk but I know what she said.Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie’s.

Rachel:Beefsteak Charlie’s?.

Chandler:Yes see you and I have always been like..."Motions that they think the same".

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-January 31st 1998-

   Me and Joey are in our apartment.I just locked the front door as Joey is cleaning up the mess from Breakfast.I watch as Joey puts the dishes in the sink and the counter is washed.I smirk and walk over and sit on the counter.

Tabitha:"Smirks".Hey I think you missed a spot.

   Joey turns around and sees me smirking at him.He smirks back at me.

Joey:Seems I did.

Tabitha:"Seductively".Perhaps you should take care of it.

Joey:Oh perhaps I should."Smirks".

   Joey kisses me and wraps his arms around my waist.I smile into the kiss happy to have this with no interruptions...Joey picks me up and carries me to our bedroom and lays me on the bed...30 minutes later we are cuddling in our bed.

Tabitha:What do you think about children.

Joey:Oh they are so-

Tabitha:I meant for us to have some.

Joey:R-really?.

Tabitha:It doesnt have to be right away I just-

Joey kisses me and i feel him smile.

Joey:I'm ready whenever you are Tabby.

I smile at my husband and I nod.

Tabitha:Maybe wait just a little while...But that doesn't mean we can't drop the protection we use normally."Smirks".

Joey:"Smiles".

Tabitha:If I get pregnant...Then I get pregnant.

Joey:And you'll be the sexiest mom of them all.

   Joey kisses me once more and I smile...We are gonna have a baby Tribbiani one of these days...It could be days,Weeks or even months till I get pregnant.