Chapter 1: Hiring Babysitters

https://youtu.be/fcWZpi1gXL0

Luigi: Well... here we go, again... it's September and all of the kids are off back to school.

SMG4: Did you have a good summer, BTW?

Luigi: It was alright...

Tari: I just wanna forget about ours...

Luigi: At least, you two are back together!

SMG4: Yeah, I guess you're right.

Later...

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Mario: WHAT'S GOOD, Y'ALL?!

SMG4: What the hell?

Mario: You're looking at a rich man, at the moment!

SMG4: Eh?

Mario: Guess what came in my mail-box, this morning!

...

Luigi: A Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Factory?

Mario: Even better!

Luigi: What is it, bro?

Mario: A WELFARE CHEQUE!!!

SMG4: A welfare cheque?

Luigi: Ooo, let's have a look!

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: NO! This is my welfare cheque!!! One poke on this cheque and you can kiss your moustache, goodbye!

Luigi: Alright...

...

Tari: How much have you got?

Mario: I opened it back at my house, and you will not believe how much me and Meggy got!

Tari: How much?

Mario: £500 each for me and Meggy!

Luigi: Whoa!

Mario: Yep! 1000 Smackeroonies!

Luigi: Wow!

...

Mario: Why did I get it?

SMG4: I think I know! The government now knows that you and Meggy have children, now! So, they gave you £1,000 to take care of Gino and Emily!

Mario: Does that mean I get to pay Child Support?

SMG4: I suppose so.

Mario: Right! If you excuse me... I'm off to the Bank to cash this cheque!

Mario left.

At the main hall...

Mario: Hey, you three!

Boopkins: Hey, Mario! Happy New School Year!

Mario: I'm not at School... I'm a fully grown Man.

Kaizo: Lucky you... me and Saiko are in our early 20's. And, we only do 3 days a week at College.

Boopkins: I'm 15, and I still do Monday to Friday! I'm in Year 11 and it's my last year at Secondary.

Mario: Where's your little brother?

Boopkins: He doesn't start School until NEXT year. He's still 2 years old...

Mario: Isn't it a Nursery that he's gonna be in, next year?

Boopkins: Yep!

{BTW... Nursery is basically a British Pre-School.}

Mario: Anyways, have a good 1st week back at School or College!

Saiko: See you later!

Saiko, Kaizo and Boopkins left.

Back in the kitchen...

Tari: Wow, Meggy! You lost the baby weight, very quickly!

Meggy: I know! 

Luigi: I heard you got your welfare cheque!

Meggy: Yep, Mario feels like he's a rich person after getting £500.

...

Tari: So, what's going on?

Meggy: Listen, I need a word with you all...

Tari: What is it?

Meggy: Me and Mario are going out on Friday night... and, I'm looking for some babysitters for Gino and Emily.

SMG4: Okay?

Meggy: And, I was wondering... what you mind coming over to ours and babysit for Gino and Emily?

Luigi: Us three?

Meggy: Yeah.

Tari: OMG!!! I am honoured, Meggy!

Luigi: Yeah, I'm down!

SMG4: Where are you two going?

Meggy: A fancy restaurant.

SMG4: Lemme guess... Mario's gonna freak out when the restaurant doesn't have Spaghetti.

*SMACK*

SMG4: Ow...

Meggy: Are you coming or not?

SMG4: Fine, I'll go.

Meggy: Excellent! Thank you so much, you guys!

Tari: I'll help you with things that you want, because you're like a sister to me!

Meggy: *wheezes* Thanks, Tari.

4 DAYS LATER... (FRIDAY NIGHT)

Mario: Hey, guys!

Luigi: Hey, bro! We're here for the babysitting.

Mario: Come inside.

Inside...

Tari: So, where are the Twins?

Mario: Hang on! Just stop for a minute!

SMG4: Why have we stopped for?

Mario: Look! ^^

Loaf: Meow. 😺

SMG4: Since when did you get a Cat?!

Mario: Ebay?

SMG4: Um...

Mario: Look... Meggy went to the Pet Store and she got this Cat, the other day! His name is Loaf!

Luigi: Loaf?

Mario: ISN'T IT CUTE?!?!?!

Tari: Oh... My... God!!!

Tari approached Loaf.

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Tari: Do the Meow!

...

Loaf: Meow! 😺

Tari: AWW!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

Mario: Good boy!

Loaf: *POOPS* 💩

Mario: GOD-DAMMIT, LOAF!!! YOU POOPED!!! USE THE LITTER BOX LIKE A BIG BOY!!!

...

Luigi: Well, that's a good start...

Meggy: Hey guys, we're in here!

Tari: Hi-ya!

Meggy: Have you seen our new Cat?

Tari: IT'S SO CUTE!!! What made you get it?

Meggy: I got it when I got my own welfare cheque! I always wanted to get a Cat.

Tari: Good for you!

Meggy: Right, I better get going...

Tari: What shall we do?

Meggy: If either Gino or Emily make any noise... they might need some Formula Milk, or need changing...

Tari: Right?

Meggy: Try not to make any noise, you three!!!

Luigi: We'll try not to!!!

*SMACK*

Luigi: Ow!

Mario: SHE SAID; NO NOISE!!!

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Tari: Right! You two go out and have a lovely evening. Don't worry about a thing!

Meggy: Okie-dokie.

Tari: See you later!

Outside...

Mario: Come on, you! Let's get some food down us.

Meggy: Okie-dokie!