Rocketman has Crashed Through the Station!

Zoro was right, there was someone standing on the railing to the sea train a bit ahead of us. FF man used his eye scope to see who exactly it was, and after a minute, he shouted, "Ah! It's a person!... TH-THAT'S SHIP-SLASHER!" He fell back to the people behind him. Luffy and I questioned who that was at the same time, and FFman responded, "He's Ship-Slasher T-bone, a captain at Navy Headquarters! He cuts pirate ships like steaks! We can't just sit around like this.. Hey, guys! Get ready to fire! Hurry up!" The last bit was him talking to the Franky Family. They shouted a 'Yeah!'  and ran to get the job done, only to be told to stop by Luffy. FFman turned and asked, "Why?! We'd better hurry up or he'll slash Rocketman!"

"Who were you watching all this time?" the rubber man questioned, not even breaking a sweat at the news. "Leave it to Zoro! Don't interfere!" 

I nodded, "Yea, look at him!" I pointed towards the green head who wasn't paying us any mind, "He's ready to take him on as a swordsman. Let him!" The Franky Family stopped what they were doing but they didn't calm at all. 

"I'll tell you only once!" Zoro suddenly yelled out towards the man on the rails. "Get out of our way!"

"This path leads to the origins of justice! I'm a captain at Navy Headquarters! I will not live on in disgrace! I'll stop you guys by slashing you in two!" Ship-Slasher shouted back.

"I can't allow that.. as our destination lies beyond where you stand!" our swordsman put his third sword in his mouth and then unsheathed the others. The man started running along the tracks, yelling about crooked sword attacks. "Three-Sword Style.. Bull Demon!" A bird shaped sword attack was sent flying at us, but Zoro jumped into it, breaking through the attack and the Ship-Slasher's sword, sending the guy flying. Everyone cheered while Zoro jumped to get back onto the ship, hanging off the side.

I leaned over the head of the train so I could see him, just as he finished his little monologue about justice. He looked back at me, pulling off his bandana. "Hey," I hummed, holding out a hand to pull him up. He grabbed onto it and pulled him up easily. "You one shotted a captain of the Navy Headquarters. Congrats."

He tied his bandana back around his bicep and gave a small smirk, "You think I wouldn't be able to?"

"Maybe a little," I shrugged, seeing his eyebrow twitch even if his amused smirk didn't fall. We all headed back into the train car, with Zoro sitting down on a barrel and just knocking out. The Franky twins were staring at him in awe while FFman put a blanket on him. Meanwhile, Nami was rationalizing that Sanji was probably the one to disconnect the cars, saying that we would probably catch up soon. Luffy, me, and Chopper all cheered and then Luffy went out to sit back at his regular spot. I was able to stay in this time, though, thank god. In that time, I finally figured out that FFman was named Zambia, and the twins were named Mozu and Kiwi.

"TURN BACK!"

Luffy's voice cut through the silence as his yelling from outside reached into the train car. The two shipwrights sitting across from me nodded and got up, and then realized what he said was to turn all the way back to Water Seven.

"Why?! When we came this far?!" Nami questioned.

"What about Robin! What about Usopp?!" Chopper squeaked. (Why he sound weird in these passed few episodes?)

Turns out that he was actually shouting at the frog that started this entire arc. I facepalmed when I stuck my head out of the window to see that the scarred frog really was standing on the tracks ready to take on this train too. This idiot frog really knows when to show up. I could hear Luffy screaming at it until we were slapped off the tracks by the frog. I almost fell out of the window but I was grabbed by some denim covered arms. My back collided with Paulie's chest as everyone flew into the back of the car from the force. There was more yelling from the captain outside, but I ignored it and got off of Paulie who was red in the face, almost dead. I waited for him to get up, but when he stayed frozen, plastered on the wall, I grabbed his wrist and pulled him.

The train started shaking from the commotion outside, and that seemed to snap him out of his state of shock. He shook his head and flicked his eyes to me, and then looked around. "Wat on earth is going on with the sea train? Oi, are you guys ok?" he looked to the pile of people against the back wall. My eyes spotted Chopper foaming at the mouth, being crushed by the giant muscle man.

"Oh Jesus!" I grabbed onto his little hooves and pulled him out from under the huge shipwright. Should I even say that after getting kidnapped by "God"? Holding Chopper in my arms, I sighed, listening to the other shipwright wheezing about his lower back being crushed by the same giant that crushed the reindeer. I turned my head and looked at Paulie, "Thanks for saving me from that misery."

The shipwright was about to probably rant about something dumb, but Zambia interrupted by yelling about how the Franky Family ship disappeared. "Well, it was probably us who disappeared," Paulie huffed with crossed arms, "We probably got derailed."

"What're we gonna do?!" Chopper shrieked after the square twins freaked out a bit.

"What're we gonna do? We can't do anything about it," Paulie replied. This threw everyone into a frenzy. A frenzy which caused Chopper to cry for Zoro, only for all of us to realize that the man was dead still dead asleep with a snot bubble and everything.

My eyebrow twitched in irritation and I kicked the barrel beneath him. "Who was the one asking me how I slept through sirens earlrier?! WHO?!" I yelled, continuously kicking the barrel. His little bubble popped and he woke up, looking right at me. "HOW DO YOU WAKE UP FROM THAT BUT NOT THE TRAIN THROWING EVERYONE AROUND?!"

"He has a love radar," Nami chimed with a grin. 

The swordsman fell off the barrel at that, yelling, "LIKE HELL!" and chased the amused girl into the engine room. 

"What the..?" I muttered, watching them disappear.

~~~

"I was born on the island sniperrrsss ~ I never miss my mark ~ Lulu lala lu ~ Whether it's a mouse's eyeball- lock on ~!  Or even your heart- lock onnnnnn ~!! The man who hails from the island of snipers ~! Lululu, lulu lala ~! Now.. run awaaaaay ~! Sogege~ Soge~ Soge~ Sogeeeeekiiiiiiinggggg ~!"

I sweatdropped as I listened to Usopp sing his Sogeking song, introducing himself to everyone as Sogeking from Sniper Island. "Sogeking from the island of snipers?!" Luffy and Chopper gushed, stars in their eyes. He was talking in a lower voice than normal, and he said that he was "Usopp's best friend." I watched as the two idiots continued to be swindled into his little facade while the rest of us all agreed that it was definitely Usopp, even the Franky Family and Chimney. The song was pretty good, though, I must admit.

Our attention shifted when Sanji caught our attention. "Before we go rescue Robin-chan, let me tell you one thing." The blond then described how CP9 was using the Buster Call against Robin because they knew it she saw the disaster that it brought to her home island. "So, CP9 is taking advantage of the root cause of Robin-chan's vulnerability. It's not that I'm trying to make excuses for not being able to get her back. But even if we march into our enemy's territory, it doesn't necessarily mean that she'll let us help her."

"That doesn't matter!" Luffy shouted with his hands up, "I'm not gonna stand for this!" Chopper shouted along with him. "That darn Robin!"

"Why Robin?!" Nami shrieked, smacking him with her weapon.

"Why not?! Why the heck doesn't she want us to come rescue her?!" he yelled, turning to her.

"She's suffering thinking about what might happen to us after she's rescued!" she tried to explain.

"Who cares about that?! If we don't do anything, she'll be killed, right?! There's no way she wants to die, so we'll rescue her!" Luffy said in frustration. He walked away right after that, and when Nami tried to say something else, Zoro stopped her by saying it didn't matter because we were going anyway. 

Paulie showed us a sketched map that he made from memory since he once did work around here. We sat around the paper and looked at it, with the denim man saying that if we just rush in with no plan, then our forces would be crushed. We were told to wait a few minutes in order to not to get exhausted, and a minute after, Enies Lobby was in sights.

He told us this, and Luffy said he understood, but here we are with no Luffy in the train car. He didn't listen at all and already sling shotted his way into the enemy base. Everyone was irritated, but we can't really do much since it's already been done. The king yagara and the shipwrights already made their way into the base by jumping the fence while we all stayed in the sea train. Kokoro announced we would be going in 4 more minutes.

We were told by the woman that we would be changing plans, and we ended up flight through the air by using the fence as a ramp. Right after that, we crashed into.. a giant..? and then the ground right after. We all climbed out of the smashed train after that, Sanji and Zoro going first and taking out a bunch of navy soldiers that surrounded us. I could hear the swordsman calling Sanji "Pirate A" from behind the car, and then I saw Kokoro and Chimney calling themselves hostages, shortly followed by a thunderstorm created by our navigator. I ran away while everyone, including Sanji and Zoro, got electrocuted.

We started wondering where Luffy would be right now, and when an explosion went off, we ran in its direction. That is the only place where that idiot would be right now, and we all knew it. We were stopped by some idiots that rode on wolves, but a king yagara came by with Paulie on it, who pulled us all up with ropes. Paulie jumped off moments later, leaving our cook to take charge of the yagara, but not before telling us to inform the CP9 spies that they were fired.

The yagaras crushed anything in their path, so when we approached even more navy soldiers in the new part of the government island, they  weren't much of a problem. "Alright, Sodom, Gomorrah! Keep charging ahead!" Zambia cheered from the striped yagara beside us.

I could hear a marine yell something about us being cocky, then something fired at the ship, but Zoro just deflected it with a flick of his sword. I was going to clap until a soldier grabbed my ankle. I just punched him in the face, effectively knocking him out and sending his body falling towards the ground. There was commotion behind me with Nami and Chopper, but I figured they could fight their own mini battles. We kept on getting shot at so I just activated my devil fruit so I wouldn't have to deal with dodging. I applauded when Sanji kicked a part of the saddle we were in at the snipers on the roofs. I saw the blond look back at me and grin, and I reciprocated it.

The yagara was telling us his story through the translating Doctor Chopper, and then it drew our attention to the fact that "Sogeking" was not on the saddle with us. We had no idea where he was. "Crap.. how do we get him back when we're already so far?" I asked turning my entire body around on my seat so I could look behind us.

I heard the sound of metal sinking into the wood of the saddle and I looked towards Zoro. "We can't go back for those who didn't come aboard now. He'll manage to do something by himself," the swordsman rationalized.

"Eh?! But this is an island full of enemies! He's not Luffy, and if we leave him alone, his life will-"

The green haired man cut her off, "On our journey, all of us became stronger without even noticing. He, too, has overcome death at every island we crossed. Someone who would die after a little brawl...we don't have anyone like that on our crew." This confused Chopper, who still thought Usopp was Sogeking, so Sanji told him that Sogeking was supposed to be an invincible hero, so he'd be fine.

"Still though.. he hasn't fully recovered.." I murmured. I didn't have time to dwell on that thought, though, considering Sodom was hit with cannon of some kind. It was the only weapon that actually got him so far, and I could see the blood splattered on the poor animal's neck from my seat. "SHIT! IS HE ALRIGHT?!" I stood up from my seat and leaned over the left side of the saddle, then looked over to Chopper.

"I don't know, we have to treat him right away!" the doctor replied.

I could hear Zambia yelling, and then the striped yagara came closer to us. "Come over to this side! What're you guys doing just standing there?! Sodom is done for! That mortar got his heart! Hurry before he collapses! If you don't move forward, who's gonna do it in your place?!" he shouted with his face scrunched in seriousness. I clenched my fists. Why did we get to know the poor thing before it got shot?! (Seriously tho i hate it when animals die, and this episode had me so upset when I first watched and even now. Like bruh. We really got to even know Sodom's story before he collapsed. I was unbelievably happy when I found out he lived) The yagara turned around and told us to go according to Chopper, who had eyes full of tears in contrast to when he was so happy about telling us about how Sodom was saved by the Franky Family. We watched as Sodom nudged Gomorrah, talking to it and then releasing a cry into the air before falling to the side, hopefully crushing a bunch of marines to death.

We had already crossed over to Gomorrah, and after the soldiers realized we were not on Sodom, we were already moving. Kokoro called the snail currently being suffocated by Nami's boobs, and she informed us of levers in the towers so we could get to the main building. Chimney threw in that she saw Luffy on the roof between those towers, so now we knew where we needed to go to meet up with him. She didn't hang up, per Kokoro's request so they'd know what's happening. The plan was for us to go to Luffy and for the Franky Family to pull the levers. Our moment of peace was destroyed when the king bull was hit with huge iron spheres, and at this point I was getting really pissed off at the animal abuse.

When I heard cheering, a vein popped out of my forehead and I shifted my hand into a sledge hammer, "I'm gonna kill them-"

"NO! STAY HERE FOR NOW!" Nami and Chopper cried, each of them holding a limb to keep me from jumping off of the yagara. After I calmed down, everyone decided we would have to fight our way out, until Chopper stopped us and said to hold on tight as the yagara got back up for a final spurt. He kept banging into walls, and the reindeer came to the conclusion that his retinas were damaged, so he couldn't see. Kiwi and Mozu were trying to tell him to stop, but Chopper stopped them. "He said he made a promise to Sodom. 'Leave the rest to me. I'll do your share and carry everyone on my back!'"

When we were about to hit a dead end, Zoro and Sanji jumped forward, destroying the building in the way, and I made sure to protect the yagara from any needless harm from the falling rubble. We were at the courthouse now, and everyone cheered for the yagara to hear since it couldn't see. I stroked it's face with my hand and sighed, "I am going to fuck up those CP9 guys and make sure Franky comes back for sure, even if we really came for Robin. You can make it through this bud." I scrunched my brow at animal, but with Luffy on the roof, I knew we needed to go now.

Zoro cut the door so we could go in after Sanji took down one of the wrecking ball guys who tried to attack us, and we went inside of the building. The swordsman basically one shotted everyone, and then we ran up the steps after ignoring a three headed judge idiot. Or well, we would have gotten to the stairs if Sanji didn't come running out of nowhere, kicking Chopper and Zoro because he said he was the only one allowed to clear paths for the ladies. 

"YOU WANNA FIGHT?!" the green head shouted at him.

"Don't you dare walk down a lady's path so shamelessly!" the blond scolded him, and then looked towards Nami and I. "Follow me, Nami-chwan, (y/n)-swan! Only me~!" he took off towards the stairs.

"You know we came here to save Robin!" the orange head beside me yelled.

"You're right!" he said as he stopped. "She's waiting for me to save her! I hope she isn't lonely and crying somewhere!" He ran off again, and then stopped to look at me as I ran up the same steps, "Yes, only follow me~!"

"FOCUS!" Nami shouted.

"AH! ZORO'S RUNNING THE OTHER WAY!" Chopper interrupted. We all looked to see the idiot running in a different direction. "Wait Zoro! That's not the right way!"

"Eh?!"

"I said the staircase! How could you get mistaken and go that way?!" Nami screamed.

"Shut up! Your directions were unclear!" he shouted back as he ran back over.

"WHERE IS THERE A STAIRCASE DOWN THAT FLAT HALLWAY?!" I yelled at him. I could see the irritation in his face but I was no different.

When he finally got to us, Chopper said, "Zoro, I'll be sure to make a medicine. A medicine for hopeless idiots." I held a hand over my mouth, stifling a laugh, and then I actually did laugh when Nami pointed at Sanji who was running up some more steps, telling the doctor to make some for him too. We ran up after the Franky Family decided to take care of the three headed guy for us. Obviously, it wasn't a breeze, we ran into a bunch of people. We even lost Zoro at one point. That's when another one of those wrecking ball guys showed up, but I blocked Nami and Chopper from it by letting it smash into my chest. No damage.

I grinned. "You ready to die?" I asked, cracking my metallic knuckles while looking at the tall man. He took a step back and I could hear Nami cheering for me to take him on. I shifted my fist into a sledge hammer once again and smashed him violently into the wall of the hallway. He groaned in pain while I walked up to him, ready to make sure he didn't get back up, when I was slammed into the ceiling by a damn sword attack a floor below us. "I AM GONNA KILL YOU ZORO!"

I could hear Nami and Chopper yelling so I knew they got caught in it afterwards. My back kept on breaking through ceilings along with this huge guy that I already was taking care of, and judging from the screams of my crewmates, they weren't far behind me. We finally broke through the last ceiling and I landed on my feet while Chopper crashed to the ground and Nami landed on one knee with her arms out. The reindeer in his humanish form got up, and I watched as a hand grabbed the ledge of the hole we got out of with a green tuft of hair following after.

"I knew it was you! We would have died if we were caught in the middle of that!" Nami screeched at him.

I kicked him in the side with a vein popping out of my head, "I was actually caught in the middle of it! You little-"

"What is wrong with you guys?" Zoro grunted, holding his side and giving me the stink eye.

Sanji kicked through the ceiling moments later, and immediately got into an argument with Zoro. Then, "Sogeking" came flying through the air with his hands clasped together, probably having his life flash before his eyes. We all watched as he planted his head into the ground upon landing, running over only after he did. We didn't even attempt to catch him. I punched my hand into the ground around his head and pulled him out, then looked around. CP9 is on the balcony above and parallel to us. Along with the two people that we needed to save. Then I noticed Luffy a bit away from us standing on the edge of the roof.

"I'll request this from you Robin! Whether you say want to die or not, I don't care. As long as you say it.. while you're by our side!" he said.

"That's right, Robin-chwan!"

"Robin, come back to us!"

We all walked to stand on the ledge of the building with our captain, looking up at the woman.

"Leave the rest to us!"

----Ok due to a recent comment i kinda want the wanted poster name to be a gag, like something that pisses "(y/n)" off. Kinda like how Sanji has a really bad drawing of him that pisses him off (also when he gets Vinsmoke added to his name) and Chopper only has like 100 beri on him rn, but with your name. Ya dig? ya dig. ALSO. FUCK BRUH. THAT LATEST MANGA CHAPTER GOT ME HYPE AS SHIT PLS I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND