Chapter 5: SMG4's Smexy Time

SMG4: Now, this looks like the spot.

Melony: Well, it's a holiday home.

SMG4: Let's break in, so we can have our sexy time.

Melony: Alright, let's break in.

Inside...

Melony: Wow! This place looks nice!

SMG4: It sure does.

Melony: I can't believe we've walked 20 miles and we've found the perfect spot.

SMG4: Well, you said this was a holiday home.

Melony: I'm very tired after that walking...

SMG4: Me too...

Melony: Let's find a bed and let's have a rest.

SMG4: Good idea.

Meanwhile...

Tari: SMG3!!!

SMG3: Oh! Hey, you two. What are you doing here?

Tari: Have you seen SMG4 or Melony, anywhere? We can't find them in town...

SMG3: Oh! They were just at this Starbucks, earlier this afternoon.

Mario: Really?

SMG3: He was a little confused, but he got the spirit.

...

Tari: He's suffering from Amnesia...

SMG3: Eh?

Mario: Do you know where they are, now?

SMG3: Last time, I saw them... they were in this Starbucks. And, I'm afraid... I have no idea where they have sodded off to...

Mario: They could be in the woods.

SMG3: I wouldn't go in the woods at night, if I were you... 

Mario: Why not? Is the bloody... The Globglogabgalab gonna rape me or something?

SMG3: I was just gonna say that...

Mario: Bloody hell, you saved my skin!

Tari: *sigh* Thank you, SMG3...

Back with SMG4...

SMG4/Melony: *snogging*

https://youtu.be/1ZXc936HuUo

SMG4: Just to confirm... we are gonna have sex, aren't we?

Melony: Of course!

SMG4: Am I gonna hurt you?

Melony: Don't be silly!

SMG4: OK, I'm ready.

Melony: Let's get started!

SMG4 and Melony took their clothes off.

SMG4: Wow!

Melony: You like what you see?

SMG4: What a beautiful body!

Melony: Aww...

SMG4: Right, let's do this!!!

Melony: Actually, I'll just pop in the bathroom and I'll wrap up my nude body... like you're opening a present.

SMG4: Okie-dokie, I'll be waiting.

Melony got in the bathroom.

SMG4: OMG!!! I'M ACTUALLY GONNA BANG THIS CUTE GIRL!!!

SMG4 jumped up in the air for joy... but some-how, he twisted his ankle when he landed.

SMG4: AHH!!! MY ANKLE!!!

Then... he fell and banged his head against the table.

*BONK*

SMG4 was knocked out (again...)