Chapter 4: SMG4 x Melony???

26 JULY 2022...

Luigi: What the hell?

Bob: Morning, Luigi...

Luigi: Why is Boopkins having a panic attack?

Bob: Did you know? There's a phrase called; MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?!

Luigi: Calm down, I was just saying... I bet it's something to do with SMG4's Amnesia...

Boopkins: AHH!!! OH GOD!!!

Boopkins ran out of the kitchen.

Bob: BLOODY HELL, LUIGI!!! NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

Bob and JubJub chased after Boopkins.

Bob: BOOPKINS, WAIT!!!

JubJub: BOOPKINS!!!

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Luigi: *sigh* Something weird is happening at the moment...

SMG4: So... where shall we go?

Melony: Let's go somewhere far away... where no one can find us.

SMG4: Okie-dokie!

Melony: And then... me and you are gonna have some fun, tonight.

SMG4: I'm so ready!

Melony: I bet you are.

SMG4: Let's go!

Suddenly...

Saiko: Melony?

Melony: Jesus, you scared me!

Saiko: What are you doing?

SMG4: Me and Melony are going to...

Melony: Um... I am gonna get his memory back by going to the...

...

Saiko: Spit it out.

Melony: Place... where SMG4... had his 1st kiss...

Saiko: Um...

Melony: Me and SMG4 are off to the place where he had his 1st kiss to get his memory back!

Saiko: Um... okay? Have fun, you two... but, not too much fun...

Saiko left.

SMG4: My 1st kiss was in the kitchen.

Melony: I got an idea! How about we go far away... in the Internet Graveyard?

SMG4: What's the Internet Graveyard?

Melony: It's a place where dead memes stay.

SMG4: Maybe, we can have our sexy time, over there.

Melony: Let's do that.

SMG4: Where about's is it?

Melony: We actually got a Warp Pipe under the Castle bridge, it'll take us to our destination.

SMG4: Alright, let's go.

Meanwhile...

Tari: I just love him, so much...

Meggy: There's no need to get upset... we'll find a way to get his memory back...

Mario: I thought you said that there was no cure...

Meggy: We'll find something, Mario!

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Tari: Last night... I tried something...

Meggy: And, what was that?

Tari: I was gonna make him lose his virginity... we were gonna have sex, last night...

Mario: Eh?

Tari: I took my top off, and he was like; "What are you doing? Put your top back on!"... and then, he just left the room...

Mario: Were you gonna rape him?

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Meggy: Look, all we need is to figure out something that he remembers. Like, for example... where was your 1st kiss?

Tari: Our 1st ever kiss was at the biggest tree in the park.

Meggy: Bingo! Let's get SMG4 and bring him there.

Tari: I just hope we do... if I find him kissing another woman, then... our relationship is gonna collapse...

Back with SMG4...

Melony: Welcome to the Internet Graveyard.

SMG4: Is that... a Starbucks?

Melony: Shall we grab a Coffee, together?

SMG4: Go on, then.

Inside...

SMG3: SMG4? Bloody hell, fancy seeing you here! How are you?

SMG4: Um... haven't I seen you somewhere, before?

SMG3: What are you talking about?

SMG4 got close to SMG3.

SMG3: Um... what are you doing? I have a Girl-friend.

Melony: He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

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SMG3: Understandable, have a great day. ✌

SMG3 left.

SMG4: That guy looked familiar... 

Melony: It's just your mind playing tricks.

SMG4: Okay?

Melony: Come on, let's get you a Coffee.

SMG4: Okie-dokie.

Back with Tari...

Tari: Hey, Saiko.

Saiko: Oh! Hey, everyone...

Tari: Why do you look so confused?

Saiko: Well... earlier, I saw that Melony was taking SMG4 to the place where you had your 1st kiss.

Tari: Really?

Saiko: Melony is actually gonna try to get his memory back.

Tari: Um... okay?

Mario: I hope Melony doesn't rape SMG4...

A FEW HOURS LATER...

SMG4: Wow... look at those views.

Melony: *panting* I... know...

SMG4: You OK?

Melony: Yeah... we've been walking for hours, now...

SMG4: We're very far away, now...

Melony: I'd say we walked about... 10 miles now.

SMG4: Look at us... we're in the middle of nowhere and it's just the 2 of us... with no one around...

Melony: We just need to find some shelter.

SMG4: Let's keep going until we can find an old house or something.

Melony: Good idea.

Back with Tari...

Tari: Something's wrong, I can feel it...

Meggy: What's going on?!

Tari: We actually can't find SMG4 nor Melony, anywhere!!!

Saiko: We've looked around town, and there's no sign of them!

Shroomy: Where could they be?!

Tari: I'm starting to get worried-sick, now!!!

Luigi: Maybe... they could be in the Internet Graveyard...

Saiko: Melony said that she was taking him to the park where SMG4 and Tari had their 1st kiss!

Luigi: Maybe... that didn't work, so what if Melony has took him to the Internet Graveyard.

Mario: Well... both SMG3 & 4 came out of their Guardian Pods on the same day, back in 2011.

Tari: We should look for them!

Meggy: Let's give them 10 more minutes... and if they're not back, then let's go into Panic Mode.

Mario: At this point, nobody knows what the hell is going on...

Meanwhile...

Bob: SMG4's having an affair...

Rob: Are you for real?!

Bob: ...with Melony...

Rob: Wow, lucky SMG4! Melony looks like a Girl who would make a lucky guy's day, a little better!

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Boopkins: Why would that be a good thing?!

Rob: I kinda lost my Train of Thought...

Bob: Look, if we don't get rid of SMG4's Amnesia... his marriage is gonna collapse...

Rob: Have you tried punching him in the face?

Boopkins: OMG, this is really bad...

Bob: We'll find a way...

Boopkins: I don't want SMG4 and Tari divorced...

Boopkins started to get teary.

Boopkins: *sobbing* I... I DON'T THEM... DIVORCED!!!

Bob: Chin up, Boopkins! There's no need to get upset...

Rob: Big Men like us, don't cry.

JubJub: Don't cry, Boopkins!

Boopkins: *sigh* This is a nightmare...