Chapter 4: Curious Parents

SMG3: *sigh* I'm still got a bit of Mash, on me.

Jackie: Just hold still.

Megan: That was a disaster.

Annabelle: Ya don't say, pet.

SMG3: Jackie, I can't believe that you had to feed 6 Children.

Jackie: Tell me about it.

Megan: Why couldn't ya just stopped getting pregnant, after ya had me?

Martin: Me & ya Mother still loved to get laid.

Megan: Jesus...

...

Annabelle: We haven't even finished our Dinners, like.

SMG3: We weren't even half-way through.

Megan: Yeah, all thanks to the biggest Bastard in our Family!

Adam: I HEARD THAT!!!

Megan: BASTARD!!!

SMG3: I'm not even full.

Martin: That's because ya kept talking on ya Phone!

SMG3: And, Annabelle's Phone.

Annabelle: Sorry about me stupid Friends.

Jackie: I guess that's alright.

Megan: I'm still hungry... we only had like a Quarter of our Steak.

Martin: Actually, I'll get us a Chinese!

SMG3: Ooo, I like Chinese!

Jackie: Not a bad idea, Martin.

Martin: Um... SMG3, ya wanna come with me?

SMG3: Me?

Martin: Because, I wanna walk & talk whilst we get our Chinese! I just wanna get a chance do some Father-Future-Son-in-Law bonding

SMG3: Um... okay?

Annabelle: Good luck.

Jackie: Annabelle... can I have a word, as well?

Annabelle: Um... okay?

Megan: Good luck.

Later, at the Chinese Take-away...

Martin: That's everything, thanks!

Chef: Why you no order Cat & Dog?

SMG3: Jesus... that's a bit offensive.

Martin: The Chef has been living here for 20 Years, and he still thinks that eating Cats & Dogs are legal in this Country, like... but it's basically not.

Chef: That £25!

Martin: Well, aren't ya gonna pay?

SMG3: Me?

Martin: *sigh* Yes, you!

SMG3: Why do I have to pay?

Martin: Because, if ya haven't have met me Daughter... you wouldn't have drove into me Door-step!

SMG3: And... that's actual Logic, is it?

Martin: That's what Jackie's Father told me.

Chef: £25!

Martin: Kindly pay the Man!

SMG3: *sigh* Here's my Card.

SMG3 paid the Chef.

Chef: Your Food ready shortly!

...

Martin: SMG3?

SMG3: Yes?

Martin: May I ask ya something?

SMG3: What?

Martin: Did ya have Sex, with me Daughter?

SMG3: Eh?

Martin: Did ya stupid Friend actually spit some Facts, like?

SMG3: Is this; Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents... all of a sudden?

Martin: Did ya lose ya Virginity?

SMG3: *sigh* Yes!

Martin: ...

SMG3: L- Look, she wanted it... she really wanted it!

Martin: ...

SMG3: I mean... did Jackie ever did the same thing, when you banged her?

Martin: Well, kinda.

SMG3: Listen, Annabelle may have came from your Nut-sack... but you were carrying the most beautiful Goth Girl in your Nut-sack.

Martin: Did I, now?

SMG3: I love Goth Girls, and I fell in love with Annabelle... ever since the Day I first met her.

Martin: *sigh* Annabelle loved Gothic Style, when she was younger... and look at her now! Me Daughter is wearing Black Lipstick, and she's got Piercings all over her Face!

SMG3: That's what I love about her.

Martin: She's even got a Belly Button Piercing... am I missing anywhere else?

SMG3: Her Boobs are pierced.

Martin: Oh, sweet Jesus... even her Nipples.

...

SMG3: You can't control Annabelle's life, anymore... she's now a grown Woman.

Martin: I'm not even 50 yet... and me little Girl has grown up, already!

SMG3: Annabelle said that Jackie was 21, when she was born.

Martin: Yeah, I was 22... Jackie was born in 1978.

SMG3: And, you were born in 1977?

Martin: Yeah, I'm 48 now... I'll be 50 in 2027.

SMG3: 21 is still a young age, isn't it?

Martin: Yeah, me & Jackie actually got into trouble! Jackie's Parents were really angry about her being Pregnant at a young age... but me & Jackie actually wanted to keep the Baby.

SMG3: Thank God that you both did.

Martin: Having Kids before Marriage, really upset them.

SMG3: Obviously.

Martin: And then, when Jackie was pregnant again with Megan... I had to pop the Question, before the Parents got more insane! And eventually, we got married after Megan was born.

SMG3: I see.

Martin: 25 Years later... me little Girl is proper Goth Girl and a strong independent Woman.

SMG3: I suppose you're too old to have more Kids.

Martin: Yep, that's it... No more Kids for us! Me & Jackie have now too old to have more Kids.

SMG3: It's crazy that your 1st Child has now reached a Quarter of her life... and your Youngest is only 7.

Martin: Maggie will be 8, in December... but she was originally supposed to be born in January 2018.

SMG3: Maggie was born, early?

Martin: Yeah, she was... but she still managed to survive! Bless her.

Chef: Ding Dong... Your Food ready!

SMG3: Thank you!

Martin: Ho'way then.

Back with Annabelle...

Annabelle: You alright, Mam?

Jackie: I just wanna word about something, pet.

Annabelle: What?

Jackie: Did ya actually have Sex?

Annabelle: Pardon?

Jackie: I just wanna know the truth.

Annabelle: Ya want to know that I actually had Sex with SMG3?

Jackie: Did ya?!

Annabelle: Promise ya won't get mad?

Jackie: Just tell me.

Annabelle: *sigh* Me & SMG3 have had Sex.

Jackie: ...

Annabelle: I really wanted him, so badly.

Jackie: So, ya actually had Sex?

Annabelle: Yes.

Jackie: How was it?

Annabelle: It was amazing.

Jackie: I see.

Annabelle: But, as ya can see... I'm not pregnant! You & Dad couldn't help yourselves, apparently!

Jackie: *sigh* At least, he didn't hurt ya.

Annabelle: What?

Jackie: Never mind... it doesn't matter.

...

Annabelle: Listen, no offence... but ya can't control me life, anymore! I'm in me Mid-20's, now!

Jackie: I know that, darling!

Annabelle: I just love SMG3.

Jackie: Listen, ya still me little Girl... and I still care for you, ya know that right?

Annabelle: Yeah.

Jackie: I just don't wanna see ya get hurt, again... Remember when you were keep getting bullied at School?

Annabelle: Yeah.

Jackie: Like... what if ya get mugged, or get stabbed?! Or, even get hit by a Car?!

Annabelle: I know how to cross the Road... I know me Road Safety and I doubt that I'm gonna be hit by a Car, like.

Jackie: I just don't history to repeat... it would be me worst Nightmare, like.

Annabelle: I'll be fine... I promise.

Jackie: I love ya, darling... and ya Dad loves ya.

Annabelle: I know.

*HUG*

After that...

SMG3: We're back.

Annabelle: Aww... cheers, pet.

*KISS*

SMG3: Your Dad made me pay.

Annabelle: Really, Dad?

Martin: Well, I wanted to make sure that he's a Gentleman.

Annabelle: Whatever.

Megan: Anyways, let's try again... let's eat.

SMG3: Yummy Chinese!

Jackie: Guys, go and eat ya Food... I wanna word with ya Dad.

Annabelle: Aye.

Megan: Let's eat Downstairs... at the Lower-Ground Floor.

SMG3: Sweet.

SMG3, Annabelle & Megan went away.

Jackie: Martin, there's something I gotta tell ya.

Martin: Well, there's something I gotta tell ya.

Jackie/Martin: Our Daughter has had Sex.

...

Martin: OMG, what?!

Jackie: Wait... you already knew?

Martin: *sigh* Jackie... I'm starting to think that we were way too curious.

Jackie: Our Daughter has had Sex.

Martin: Ya know... this is just like, back in the Day! Remember when we did it, in the Car? And, in the Alley-way behind the Butcher Shop?

Jackie: Yes, I do... it was amazing, like.

Martin: *sniff* Our Daughter is gonna do the same thing! 😢

Jackie: Martin, ya getting emotional again.

Martin: I- I know, pet.

Jackie: We gonna have to accept the fact that our Annabelle has grown up, and she's very Mature.

Martin: Me little Girl has grown up... and she's gonna play with some Meat behind the Butcher Shop!!!

Jackie: There... there... I don't think we can control her life, anymore.

*HUG*

Jackie: Come on... let's finish our Friday Night Dinner.

Martin: Shalom...

At the Lower-Ground Floor...

SMG3: Wow, this is probably my favourite room.

Annabelle: Yeah, we used to do Family Game Night.

Megan: Do ya know how to play; Monopoly?

SMG3: Um... you have Money, and--

SMG3 spotted a Bop It.

SMG3: *GASP* NO... FREAKING... WAY!!! Is that a Bop It Extreme?!

Annabelle: Yeah, but ya have to--

SMG3: BOP IT's ARE SO COOL!!!

SMG3 grabbed the Bop It.

Martin: Ya ain't beating me High Score, pet!

SMG3: Watch me!

*BOPS IT*

[BOP IT]: High Score... 15.

SMG3: Easy!

[BOP IT]: BOP IT!!!

*BOPS IT*

[BOP IT]: FLICK IT!!!

*SPINS IT*

[BOP IT]: Game Over!

SMG3: DAMN IT!!!

*THROWS IT*

Martin: It said; Twist It... not Throw It.

SMG3: Shut it!