Chapter 5: After Dinner Gone Wrong?

Megan: I'm so full now.

Jackie: Yep... at least we had Dinner, at the end.

Megan: Here's me Empty Box.

Jackie: Stick in the Bin Bag, pet.

Megan put the Box, in the Bin Bag.

Jackie: We'll wait for the others to finish... and then, I'll take it out to the Bins outside.

Megan: What do ya think of SMG3?

Jackie: I think he's a lovely bloke... he really loves Annabelle, doesn't he?

Megan: I think so too, like.

Jackie: When are ya gonna get a Boy-friend, Megan?

Megan: I'm not quite sure.

Martin appeared.

Martin: Thank ya for abandoning me!

Megan: Hey, Dad.

Martin: I just had to watch SMG3 feed Annabelle, some Sweet & Sour Chicken... from his own Mouth.

Megan: Sexy!

Jackie: We used to do that, Martin.

Martin: Oh yeah, we did.

Megan: *sigh*

Jackie: What's up with ya?

Martin: Oh, I get it... ya find it Sexy that SMG3 & Annabelle snog their Tonsils, but it's cringe that we do it.

Megan: Yes.

Martin: Brilliant...

Megan: Toilet.

Megan went Upstairs.

Jackie: Martin... Rubbish!

Martin: It's back Downstairs!

Jackie: Go and get it.

Martin: Aye.

Back Downstairs...

Martin: O_O

SMG3: You are a beautiful Goth Girl.

Annabelle: Thank you.

*KISS*

SMG3: And, you are so juicy.

Annabelle: Where-abouts am I juicy, pet?

SMG3: Your Boobs and your Butt.

*SMACKS BOOTY*

Annabelle: Ooo, ya cheeky.

SMG3/Annabelle: *snogging*

Martin: I think I'm gonna be sick!

Martin rushed away.

Annabelle: Listen, shall we continue... back at me House?

SMG3: I don't see why not... can you imagine your Dad, walking in on us?

Annabelle: I bet he'll throw up, like.

SMG3: Jesus...

Annabelle: Well, we finished our Dinner... shall we head back Home?

SMG3: Certainly.

Annabelle: Okie-dokie... let's wait for Megan, and then we'll get going.

*TEXT TONE*

SMG3: That's my Phone... get that, will ya?

Annabelle: Sure.

Annabelle looked at SMG3's Phone.

Annabelle: It's from Mario.

SMG3: What did he say?

Annabelle: He says that he's found the Bat.

SMG3: AHH!!!

*SNATCH*

Annabelle: Jesus... are ya okay, pet?

SMG3: U- Um... yeah?

Annabelle: What's wrong, pet? He found the Cricket Bat, that ya said that he lost.

SMG3: Good for him.

Annabelle: How come ya got scared, like?

SMG3: Well, um...

*TEXT TONE*

Annabelle: Now, what?

SMG3: Um... Mario has now sent a Picture of the Cricket Bat!

Annabelle: Okay?

SMG3: S- Shall we go now?!

Annabelle: Why are ya nervous?

SMG3: *yawn* I'm tired!

SMG3 went away.

Annabelle: ...

Later...

SMG3: Okay, we're gonna go!

Jackie: Ya leaving now?

Annabelle: Yep, we're gonna go back to me House... and have a nice, warm Bath.

Martin: Jesus...

Annabelle: What?

Martin: I'm surprised that ya already done with ya Sexy Time, Downstairs.

SMG3: What?

Annabelle: Wait... ya saw us on the Floor?!

Martin: SMG3, ya lasted about 45 seconds... and that's pathetic! I last longer than that, like.

Jackie: Martin!!!

Annabelle: DAD, CAN YA JUST KEEP YA NOSE OUT?!?!?! How many times do we have to tell ya?!

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG3: OH, PISS OFF!!!

[PICK UP]

SMG3: WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: Did you just my Messages?!

SMG3: YES, I DID!!!

[HANG UP]

Annabelle: Was that Mario?

SMG3: Take a wild guess!

Annabelle: He's some-how nervous about a Cricket Bat, that has been found.

Jackie: Strange.

SMG3: That's enough talking... let's leave the House!

Annabelle: What about Megan?!

SMG3: MEGAN... HURRY UP!!!

Martin: Oi, don't talk to me other Daughter like that!

SMG3: *sigh* Sorry.

Martin: What's the matter with ya?

SMG3: Don't change the subject, please!

Annabelle: Is this because ya snatched ya own Phone, off me?

Martin: OMG, did he hurt ya?

Annabelle: Shut up, Dad!

SMG3: Okay, now I need the Toilet again!

SMG3 rushed Upstairs.

Martin: ...

Jackie: Martin?

Martin: He's lying!

Annabelle: Eh?! He never lies!

Martin: Darling, do ya think he's got you a Build-A-Bear Bat?

Annabelle: What?

Martin: Right!

Martin went Upstairs.

Jackie: Martin, what are ya doing?!

Upstairs...

SMG3: Megan, what are you doing in there?!

Megan: One minute... I'm just having a Poo!

SMG3: Hurry up!!!

Martin: Oi, you!

Adam: What's going on, everyone?

Martin: None of ya concern, Adam!

SMG3: Can I help you?

Martin: Are ya lying to me Daughter?!

SMG3: Don't be ridiculous!

Maggie: Liar Liar, Pants on Fire!

Rosie: Maggie, don't say that!

Maggie: Oh...

...

Martin: Are ya hiding something?!

SMG3: No, I need the Toilet... and then, we're going!

Adam: Leaving so soon?

SMG3: Yeah, I just had my Chinese Dinner... until you ruined the Steak!

Adam: I'm sorry, alright?! How many times do I have to apologise!

Johnny: 96 Million!

Adam: Shut your Ass up!!!

Megan: GUYS, STOP ARGUING... YA MAKING IT GO BACK IN!!!

Maggie: *wheezes* Meggy is having a Poo!

SMG3: HER NAME IS MEGAN!!!

Maggie: ...

Martin: You watch your Tone in front of me Children!!!

SMG3: You're not my Dad!!!

Martin: Are ya trying to be cheeky with me?!

SMG3: Just leave me alone!

Martin: WHY ARE YA LYING TO ANNABELLE?!?!?!

SMG3: YOU WATCH YOUR TONE!!!

Martin: YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, MATE!!!

Adam: Um... Dad?

Martin: What are ya hiding?!

Johnny: Dad?!

SMG3: I told you!!! NOTHING!!!

Martin: I knew I shouldn't have trusted ya!!!

Rosie: Dad, can ya calm down?!

Maggie: Why is Dad upset?!

Martin: EVERYONE... JUST GO TO YA ROOMS!!!

SMG3: Right... get out of my way!!!

Martin: I thought you were going to the Bog!!!

SMG3: I pee'd my Pants!

Rosie: Eww!

SMG3: I was joking, Rosie!!!

Martin: Let me see ya Phone!

SMG3: You're not touching my Phone!

*SNATCH*

Martin: What are ya hiding from me Daughter?!

SMG3: GIVE THAT BACK!!!

SMG3 & Martin were fighting over SMG3's Phone.

SMG3: GIMME!!!

Martin: YOU'RE A LUNATIC!!!

SMG3: GIMME MY PHONE!!!

Martin: GET OFF!!!

*PUSH*

SMG3: A- AHH!!!

Suddenly...

https://youtu.be/KsKBbqIX3SY

Martin: O_O

SMG3 fell down the Stairs.

Martin: SHIT... SHIT ON IT!!!

Adam: OMG!!!

Johnny: Dad!!!

Rosie: What have ya done, Dad?!

Martin: Um...

Maggie: MAM... DAD PUSHED ANNIE's BOY-FRIEND!!!

Megan came out of the Bathroom.

Megan: What's going on?!

Adam: *sniff* Megan, ya didn't use Air Freshener!!!

Megan: SMG3!!!

Annabelle: OMG... SMG3!!!

Annabelle rushed to SMG3.

Annabelle: SMG3... TALK TO ME, HONEY!!!

Jackie: How the hell did this happen?!

Megan: I think Dad pushed him or something!

Adam: DAD DID IT!!!

Jackie: *SCREAMS* MARTIN!!!!! 😡😡😡

Martin: I- I'm sorry... it was an accident!!!

Johnny: He also snatched SMG3's Phone!!!

Jackie: OMG, MARTIN... I TOLD YA NOT TO BE OVER-PROTECTED!!!

Martin: But, Jackie... I--

*SMACK*

Martin: Ow!!!

Jackie: BLOODY IDIOT!!!

Martin: I- I wanted to know what SMG3 is hiding!!!

Annabelle: YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-HOLE, DAD!!!

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

Martin: OUCH... A- Annabelle!!!

Annabelle: I HATE YOU!!!

Martin: Sweet-heart...

Jackie: OMG, he might need Medical Attention... Megan, help me grab SMG3 to his Car!!!

Megan: Yeah, right away!!!

Jackie & Megan lifted SMG3 to his Car.

Martin: His Phone is on the Floor.

Annabelle: *sigh*

Annabelle opened SMG3's Phone.

Annabelle: He got no Pass-code.

Martin: What does his Cricket Bat look like?

Annabelle: GO AWAY!!!

Outside...

Annabelle: Actually, what does his Cricket Set look like?

She looked at the Photo.

Annabelle: *gasp*

It seems like Annabelle spoiled her own Surprise.

Annabelle: *sniff*

She started to get emotional.

Annabelle: H- He found one for me! 🥹

Megan: ANNABELLE... GET IN THE CAR!!!

Annabelle: C- Coming!