Part Fifty-One

Beth’s POV

I walked through the forest and sighed.

“I wish I had a llama right now, then I wouldn’t have to walk,” I muttered, scuffing my shoes on the floor.

I looked up and saw… A llama. Yes, a llama! He smiled at me and nodded his head.

“Can I ride you?” I asked walking up to him and he nodded again. “Yay! My wish came true!” I grinned and hopped on the llama.

“Indeed young one,” A voice boomed from the sky.

“What was that? Who’s there?” I shouted.

“I am the naked man in the sky,” The voice boomed again.

“Why are you naked? Can you not afford clothes?” I asked.

“Of course I can afford clothes, I live in the sky!” He shouted.

“Well, why don’t you wear them?” I asked.

“Because I don’t want to!” He snapped.

“Okay, okay, temper issues, I get it,” I muttered defensively.

“Silly Earthling, you dare defy me!” He boomed.

“No, I just want to ride my llama, you get back to doing whatever creepy voices in the sky do,” I smiled innocently.

“Urgh, I give up,” The man muttered and then he was gone.

“Well that was weird,” I laughed.

“Hey Beth!” Louis shouted from somewhere around me.

“Ride my llama,” I shouted back to him.

“But Beth I’m riding my unicorn! Come join me!” Louis shouted back to me as we bounded through the enchanted forest outside Hogwarts.

“But I’m on a llama!” I shouted excitedly.

“I’m on a unicorn!” He shouted back, just as excited.

“Louis watch out for the giant tree!” I shouted just as Louis was about to run into a tree with his unicorn. The unicorn jumped up high and flew over the tree.

“Wow,” I muttered looking down at my measly llama.

“Screw you llama,” I muttered.

“Louis! Let me ride your unicorn!” I screamed and Louis bounded over to me.

“It’s going to be a bouncy ride,” Louis winked and I jumped on to the back of his unicorn behind him.

“Leggo!” I grinned.

“Onward thy noble unicorn,” Louis shouted and we charged forward, bounding over the fallen tree branches.

“Not so fast,” A voice behind us said. I turned to see the llama charging after us.

“You can talk?” I gasped.

“Of course, I’m a llama,” The llama grinned evilly.

“Since when could animals talk?” Louis asked me.

“Since Narnia!” I laughed.

“But llamas aren’t in Narnia,” Louis argued.

“Oh, I did audition to be in Narnia, apparently llamas aren’t magical enough, pfft, and lions are? I am much more magical than the Narnia animals. I don’t need them anyway, gosh,” The llama huffed.

“Someone’s a bit of a diva,” I sang.

“That’s my job!” Louis shouted.

“Let’s not get into this please,” I begged, “Look, we’re on a flipping unicorn let’s enjoy this moment Lou.”

“True,” Louis smiled fondly at the unicorn.

“Did someone say flipping unicorn?” The unicorn asked. The unicorn spoke? First the llama speaks then the unicorn speaks. Wow.

“Actually, Beth did,” Louis answered.

“It was a rhetorical question, idiot,” The unicorn snapped. Wow, unicorn got sass.

“You just got owned by a unicorn,” I sang.

“Don’t rub it in,” Louis whined.

“’Don’t rub it in’” I mocked him.

“You did not just mock me!” He gasped.

“I think you’ll find I did,” I stuck my tongue out at him.

“Anyway,” The unicorn snapped, breaking up our mini argument, “I’ll say it again… Did someone say flipping unicorn?”

The unicorn then ran faster and I knew what was coming, I threw my arms around Louis' waist and held on tightly. The unicorn then did a flip in the air. Yes, the unicorn did a flip. I know, it’s so surreal.

“I can do a flip too!” The llama cried; I forgot he was there.

“I bet you can’t,” The unicorn goaded on the llama.

“This is so weird,” I muttered and turned back to face Louis. But he was gone.

“Louis?” I shouted looking around for him.

“Up here!” Louis shouted. I looked up to see him riding a dragon? A dragon!

“Whoa! Louis that’s amazing!” I shouted.

“You should see the view from up here,” He grinned then the dragon swooped down and Louis pulled me on to it as well.

The unicorn and llama were still arguing below us.

Suddenly a potato was on the ground, with a face!

“Die potato!” I shouted.

“Not today!” It shouted back and pulled out a massive machine gun.

“Louis!” I squealed.

“Fly my pretty! Fly!” Louis laughed madly and the dragon flew quickly off into the distance.

“Louis,” I warned after a couple of minutes of him still laughing evilly.

“Too much?” He asked.

“You think?” I raised an eyebrow. Wow, I didn’t know I could raise one eyebrow. Achievement.

“Sorry,” He smiled and kissed me quickly.

“It’s too late to apologise!” I sang.

“Beth, stop,” He laughed and covered my mouth with his hand.

“Where are we going Lou?” I asked once he’d removed his hand from my mouth.

“To meet the others,” He replied easily.

“Where are they?” I tried to get more information out of him.

“In Lord Farquad’s castle,” Louis shrugged.

Lord Farquad? Lord Farquad… where do I know that name from?

Oh! I know!

“The King from Shrek?” I asked.

“Yes,” He nodded.

“Okay, this is so weird…” I muttered.

We landed on the ground and I heard Lauren and Sophia screaming like fan girls and distant sounding music.

Was that Niall fan girl screaming as well?

Weird child.

“Come on,” Louis shouted grabbing my hand and we both slid off the dragon.

“Thank you Mr Dragon!” I shouted as we ran off round the corner.

“You know you love me, you know you care,” Justin Bieber’s voice rang distinctly out. I looked out in front of me and saw a concert, Justin Bieber on stage and the rest of the boys and girls raving in front of him.

“No,” I moaned.

“Leggo,” Louis laughed.

“And I was like,” Justin sang and it suddenly got a whole lot louder.

“Baby, Baby, Baby, OH!” His voice rang out so loud I swear my ear drums burst. My eyes shot open as I lay in bed, my mouth slightly agape, from where I had been drooling. Awkward.

I’m sure I always get horribly woken up from the best dreams. That was an awesome dream… well up until the end… when Justin Bieber turned up… that wasn’t too good. Anyway, back to the point…

I frowned as my head throbbed at the loud music that had woken me up. Why had it woke me up? I don’t even own Justin Bieber’s CD, and I never plan to. Stop this awful music now, please. I moaned slightly and went to close my mouth, but felt my lips close on something. I frowned and looked down.

“Ah!” I screamed spitting out a toe. Yes a toe! I had someone’s foot on my face! Someone’s bare foot! “Oh my Thor! Oh my Thor! Holy Captain America!” I screeched. I jumped out my bed and sprinted to my bathroom. I grabbed my toothbrush and fiercely cleaned my teeth, not even bothering to switch the light on, even though I could hardly see. Why was it so dark? What time was it?

I swilled my mouth out with mouth wash and then water; and then mouth wash again. Ew! I cannot believe I had someone’s foot in my mouth! Whose foot was it? Was it Louis’? I angrily walked back into my bedroom to see Harry lying on my bed, with his hands behind his head smirking widely at me.

“It was you!” I shrieked. I had slept for Thor knows how long with Harry’s toe in my mouth and his bare foot in my face. I felt the need to throw up. But I refrained myself. I don’t want to ruin my carpet.

“Why? Did you enjoy my toe in your mouth?” He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. I swear; I will kill that boy.

“As much as I’ll enjoy shoving your-“ I growled but he cut me off.

“Now, now, I have a girlfriend remember, and you have a boyfriend, let’s not get too kinky now,” He winked and I glared at him.

“I hate you!” I hissed, “Why? What would possess you to put your toe in my mouth?!”

“Happy late April fools,” He sang and jumped up and dodged the pillow I threw at him.

“Ah!” I heard Sophia shriek loudly and my head snapped to my door.

“What have you done?” I glared at Harry.

“Me? Nothing, why would you assume such a thing? I’ve been here, pleasantly lying whilst you sucked my toe,” He winked again and I glared at him before running out my room and into Sophia’s.