Fanfics

Part Fifty

17:52, 11 July 2014

Mel’s POV

“So, we’ve done… all the girls, Liam, Niall, Zayn… and that’s everyone,” I grinned.

“This is going to be so fun,” Louis smiled evilly.

“It is,” Harry agreed.

“So, whilst they’re asleep tonight, Louis, you can start by bordering up the house, Harry you get my room and also sort the electricity box out, in the under the stairs cupboard, I’ll sort out Niall and Sophia’s room. Then I’ll get dressed for Molly’s whilst you, Louis, gets Lauren and then get in position for Sophia, and Harry gets in position for Beth. Got it?” I explained and they nodded.

“Here’s the camera’s,” Harry handed us each a video camera.

“Great,” Louis grinned evilly, “Are we filming a bit of setting up as well?”

“Sure, why not?” I shrugged and we all nodded.

“Sorted.”

The boys had got back from their interview with Alan Carr about half an hour ago, since then Louis, Harry and I had been locked away in my room planning for tonight’s pranks. It was going to be epic. The others had gone out for Nando’s together; we decided it’d be a perfect time to plan, so we stayed behind.

The rest of the interview was very funny and good. The boys didn’t say too much about us, which we were all kind of glad about, I think Sophia was really happy when Alan asked about her disorder and the boys said they didn’t want to speak about it. I thanked them about it when they came back; Sophia didn’t want to make a big deal about it, but I just needed to thank them because after all, she is my cousin.

“We’re back!” Lauren shouted as they came back from dinner.

Not long now and our pranks begin.

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“Night guys,” I shouted as I climbed into the bed, next to Zayn.

“Night,” I heard some muffled replies.

“Night Mel,” Zayn whispered and kissed my head. I grabbed my phone off the side and quickly text Zayn, it’s how we’d been communicating since the twitcam- as I still couldn’t speak to him.

To Zayn; Not long until we can speak again :D night Zayn, love you x

I sent the text and then Zayn pulled out his phone and read it. He smiled at me and kissed me quickly. “Not long now,” He whispered in agreement and I snuggled closer to his bare chest, stealing his body warmth. He wrapped his arms securely around my waist and kissed my head before we both fell asleep.

I heard my phone buzz on the bedside table and open my eyes. I grabbed it to see that it was time. I quickly text Louis and Harry to get their arses out of bed. It was now five in the morning. We had about three hours till someone would wake up- probably Liam. I slid quietly out of Zayn’s grip; he was a heavy sleeper, he didn’t even stir.

I didn’t bother changing out of my pyjamas; I just pulled Zayn’s jumper over the top and then went to find Louis and Harry. I was lucky because they were just coming out of Beth and Lauren’s rooms as I walked out of mine. I pulled out my video camera and turned it on, turning it to face the three of us.

“Hello world,” Harry waved at the camera and Louis joined in.

“We’re just about to set up our pranks now,” Louis grinned happily.

“Louis, go get the tape and cardboard and start, Harry go get my room ready- don’t forget the electricity,” I said and they nodded, “Let’s do this.”

They grinned and we silently high-fived each other before we split off in different directions. I turned the camera off for the meantime.

I headed into the kitchen with Louis first, I found the masking tape and handed it to him, pointing in the direction where the cardboard would be.

I then grabbed all the oranges we had and Louis handed me the Kevin fake pigeon statue thing. In the video diary, he pretended to leave it behind, but he went back to get it later on. Which was quite handy now. Well, for us anyway, not Niall. I feel so evil.

I then went up to Sophia’s room. I silently opened the door; glad they were both heavy sleepers. First I grabbed the camera and turned it back on, placing it on the desk in Sophia’s room so it would be able to film the whole thing, whilst I set up.

“This is Sophia’s room, her and Niall are in the bed, sh,” I whispered to the camera then proceeded to set up.

I quietly placed the pile of oranges on the floor by the door, feeling very ninja. Then I tiptoed over to the bed and lay Kevin right by Niall’s face, so as soon as he opened his eyes BAM pigeon in his face. This was going to be awesome.

It didn’t take me too long to sort out Sophia’s room fully, and I stopped recording about half way through it, they didn’t need to see the whole setting up. I had added some other things to make it extra awesome; I then went to help Harry who was collecting all Zayn’s hair products, clothes, mirrors and anything else of Zayn’s he could find. I took one of the bags and went into the bathroom; I collected all his hair products and things from there, before getting the masking tape and covering the giant bathroom mirror in thick black tape. No way is he seeing his reflection through that.

I sent Harry to sort out the electricity whilst I helped board up all the windows around the house with Louis. Basically, blocking out all light sources. I tested the lights after Harry came back to check that the electricity was out- which it was, good.Louis pulled out his camera and turned it on, and started recording us again.

“Right, all the light sources are boarded up,” Louis whispered to the camera, as we stood in the hall way.

“I’ve done Sophia and Niall’s room,” I whispered, both to the camera and the boys.

“I’ve done the electricity and part of your room,” Harry turned to me.

“I did the other part,” I smiled.

“Harry, have you sorted out Lauren yet?” Louis asked.

“Oh, no, I’ll go do it now… someone open the cupboard door,” Harry whispered and snuck off to Lauren’s room whilst Louis and I went downstairs. Louis opened the under the stairs cupboard (still recording) whilst I grabbed the key from the kitchen draw.

Harry emerged from the stairs a few minutes later, carrying a sleeping Lauren, looking very attractive as her mouth hung open, a little bit of saliva dribbling down her chin, and her hair resembling that of a birds nest. I can see what Harry sees in her. I’m pretty sure Louis zoomed in on her fac on the camera.

Harry sort of half dropped half placed Lauren in the cupboard and backed out. I used my foot to shove in her feet whilst shutting the door at the same time. She’s going to be in so much pain after sleeping in such an awkward position. Ah well. I locked the door and put the key in my pocket. I smiled to myself and then turned to the boys. Louis stopped recording for the time being.

“Positions, they’ll be waking up soon, well, if they don’t we’ll just have to make them,” I winked and the three of us grinned evilly before scattering to our places.

Time for the pranks to begin.

Louis went in to Sophia’s room.

Harry went into Beth’s room.

As for me, I went into my room, grabbed the onesie out the cupboard for Molly’s prank, quickly pulled it on and headed into Molly’s room.

I guess now would be an appropriate time to tell you all their fears. Let’s start with the girls.

Well…

Sophia is scared of flying objects, oranges (don’t ask, none of us know why that is her fear), The Muppets (as you already know) and Mr Bean (something about him looking like he should be in a mental institute and the way he goes around the streets doing creepy stuff… yeah, I’m not sure). The reason she has so many that I know of, is because she’s my cousin I know most about her. Whereas, the other girls I only know like one for. I’m sure they have more but I don’t know what they are.

So, for Sophia, Louis is going to throw oranges at her (concurring both flying objects and oranges), not only that but I put a stuffed toy of Miss Piggy beside her, because Miss Piggy scares her the most; also Louis will be wearing a Mr Bean mask whilst throwing the oranges. Concurring all her fears. Well, we’ll be concurring using her fears for our pranks, she won’t be concurring anything other than the art of being scared out her mind. This will be fun.

Moving on to Beth. Beth hates feet, she can’t stand them, like many people. But what she hates more than just feet, is bare feet, and what she hates more than bare feet… is bare feet, in her face. She also hates Justin Bieber, so we’ve decided that’d be a good way to wake her up.

So, she is going to wake up this morning to Baby, by Justin Bieber, blaring loudly; not only that, but she’ll wake up with the delight of having Harry’s bare feet on her face, not near her face, literally on her face, like possibly a toe in her mouth… that’s how close his feet will be.

Next, Lauren. Lauren has a simple fear of small spaces.

So, Lauren will wake up to find herself cramped in the under the stairs cupboard. But it’s fine, she won’t like faint or anything, she’s been trapped in it before, she’s not like proper Claustrophobic, she just prefers not to be in small cramped places.

Moving swiftly on to Molly. Now, our little Molly Wolly is scared of foxes. So, we have borrowed a fox onesie from my… friend, he’s a boy... I’m going to wear the onesie and burst in on the happy couple. Molly’s face is going to be class.

As for the boys…

Niall, bless him, has a fear of pigeons. On the American tour they had to take extra security to get rid of the pigeons. He says, and I quote, “I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.” Harry told me that when they go to concerts they have to protect Niall from the pigeons, bless him, that’s so cute. I’d say I felt bad for doing this to him… but that would be a lie, this is going to be hilarious.

So, for Niall, as you already know I put Kevin beside he head, he’ll also get oranges thrown at him, probably… most likely… I’m not sure how good Louis’ aim is… I guess we’ll find out.

For Zayn, he is scared of the dark, so we’ve simply turned off the electricity somehow (I’m not sure because Harry did it), also just for fun, we’ve hidden all his… well his everything; his clothes, phone, products, shoes, and anything else of his that was just lying around.

Liam, as every Directioner knows- if not then buck up your ideas, bread bins, and find out the obvious information on your favourite boy band – like how many ‘r’s there are. Anyway, as I was saying, Liam has a fear of spoons.

Liam’s however, will be done differently to everyone else. As he is not actually scared of a physical spoon (meaning we couldn’t just put one on his face or something, because that wouldn’t actually scare him), we are doing it throughout the day, whenever he was a meal we’re going to slip a spoon into his dinner, so he uses it. His fear is actually of using spoons, he says and I quote “In restaurants, when I don't know where the spoons have been, I can't use them. But I can use all the other cutlery.” He’s a strange child… So, yes, his prank will be on-going.

I was extremely excited. It was going to be amazing. I can just imagine their reactions now. But imagining them is nowhere near as amazing and funny as their actual reactions will be. Admittedly, some won’t be as funny as others and I won’t get to see them all; but that’s why we have camera’s. We’re going to record the whole thing and then we’re going to edit all the bits together and upload it to youtube.

We all snuck into the rooms we were stationed to prank in. So, if you’ve forgotten that is…

Louis- Sophia’s room (Sophia and Niall)

Harry- Beth’s room (Beth)

Me- Molly’s room (Molly)

Liam gets pranked later, Zayn and Lauren when they eventually wake up.

Once the cameras were in their positions and recording, we met back in the hall.

“Ready?” Louis whispered and we all looked at our phones or watches for the time.

“Eight o’clock,” I nodded, the time read 7:59am.

“Let’s do this,” Harry grinned and we high-fived each other once more.

We parted ways and all stood outside the three different doors, we waited, all of us staring at our clocks.

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

8:00am.

Let the Hunger Games begin.

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