Chapter 4: Deadpool Meets the Avengers

Elizabeth's P.O.V.

      As I'm deciding what I should wear for my shift I hear my phone go off and it's Wade.

"Hey Liz, where are you even? I checked all the places you usually hide but can't find you. "-D

"Dude, chill I'm at Stark Towers.-E

"................"-D

"The big building with the big 'A' on it."-E

"Wait I thought that stood for-"-D

"Don't say that or think of that stuff Wade. Wait till I'm out of the building. I just learned Captain America has a thing with swearing and idk why."-E

"Ok, fine. Be there soon."-D

       I put my phone down and found the perfect outfit (you'll see in next chapter). I put a trench coat over the outfit to hide it. If all the Avengers, besides Tony, knew I worked with villains I'd probably be dead. As I grabbed my black leather purse to leave and wait for Wade in the lobby I ran into someone in the hall way. I almost fell, but two strong arms pulled me up. I look up, and it's Loki.

"Sorry, I'm running late." I say trying to cover up what I'm going to go do.

"Where are you going?" Loki asked suspiciously.

"I'm going to see an old friend in the lobby." I only say the part that no one will care about.

"Very well." Loki said and walked away.

        I was about to make it to the elevator when Wade jumps out screaming: "WHO IS THE SICKO THAT PUT A ROBOT IN THE ELEVATOR. I WAS TRYING TO EAT MY CHIMICHANGA WHEN IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME SO I DROPPED IT IN THE ELEVATOR."

"Language." Steve yells.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND ANSWER MY QUESTION OR SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE." Steve looks shocked offended, like someone slapped him across his face.

"Tony if I were you I'd run." I said.

"Why it's just  a grown man wearing a onesie." Tony said.

"Well he is practically immortal, and also is a hitman." I say. Tony's face pales and he starts to back up slowly. "Hey Wade, how's it going?" I ask him.

"Not to well and not to bad." He replies.

"How so?"

"It's bad because I'm single and no one wants to date me, let alone sleep, with me and the whole elevator thing. But it's good because my blind roommate finally stopped coming back to the apartment, so I think she's dead which means more room for me."

"Your one of the few who actually appreciate death. When do we leave to go?"

"Well I have to get you there in 10 minutes, so we leave now."

"Fine. Bye people." I hear a mumble of byes from the team. Wade stole a car and we started driving. I didn't say a word during the whole drive to the club.

A.N.Hey guys four in one day yay. Thanks again for reading my story and I hope you like it. Please comment and vote on my story. Thanks for reading it/spending time reading it. Next part will be out soon I promise.