Chapter Twenty Three

I woke up at home, in my bed with Cartman beside me. Luckily, I could tell by how we were both dressed, we didn't do anything together. I remember getting slightly tipsy, but my mother picked us up at about 3am. It was 12pm. Great. I've already wasted a lot of the day.

I got up, carefully so I didn't wake up my new boyfriend, to have a shower. It was cold at first, but eventually it heated up. Afterwards I brushed my teeth and got dressed into a casual, loose outfit.

I watched how Cartman fidgeted in bed, slowly reaching to his side. When he realised I wasn't there, he seemed to freak out for a second until he saw me applying some foundation and mascara because I felt like it. He smiled, sitting up to yawn and check his phone.

My mother came up, plate of breakfast and two mugs of coffee in her other hand. Her grin was vast and warm. "Hello boys! I made you some food and drinks before I went off to work. You two have a nice day now!"

"You too mom!" I replied, giving her a hug.

"Thank you, you too." Cartman spoke, yawning straight after.

"So, did you enjoy last night?" I asked.

"Couldn't have been better. At least I didn't get involved in those stupid fights. I just don't remember getting picked up."

"Oh, yeah, you got a bit drunker than me. I think everyone else is still there, and I think Kenny's single again. Poor Butters, having to make out with his ex."

"God, that was the best! It was awkward yet fairly funny." He got up, hugging me from behind as I was seated in a chair. I held his hand in return, leaning my head into his chest. "We didn't do anything..at here or the party did we?"

"Nope! We just kissed. We're still innocent."

"Good. That would be too quick for me. But besides that, do you want to order pizza or something? I'm starving!"

"My mom made us breakfast!"

"Oh, I didn't realise." He took a piece of toast, sitting on the edge of the bed. "So, any plans today?"

"Not at the moment, I was thinking that we could just chill out."

"Sounds like a plan. I feel like chilling out with my favourite person today." I grew red, facing my mirror again. As if I could actually be his favourite person. He pondered in his mind, it looked like, as he started walking around my room. I ignored him, finishing my face off to walk downstairs to see what was on tv.

He followed, surprisingly, with the whole plate of food. He put it on the coffee table and sat next to me, scanning my face. I didn't take note of him, casually going through Netflix to try and find some good enough stuff. I found a random anime then put that on. It was fairly interesting.

Cartman tugged me into a hug, so he was spooning me. I hated being the smaller one. When we were in kindergarten I was taller than him for only a few months. For being the bigger one of the group, he was still taller than Stan.

"I feel bad for leaving our friends at the party." I spoke my mind. He tightened his grip on me, his chin on my head.

"Don't. They'll find their own way here, eventually. They have eachother, remember."

"Yeah. Think they remember us getting together and- wait god I forgot about the hickeys! My mom probably thinks we-"

"Chill! Yes, they're visible. Yes, I went hard on you're neck, but I'm sure she didn't even notice."

"So her looking at my neck as she walked off, isn't her realising we might have..you know?"

"No. Hickeys mean nothing."

"Uhuh, they do!"

"Chill, it's fine."

"It better be."

"Remember when Stan gave hickeys to Butters when they were secretly dating? God that was amazing! Butters would pull up his collar and Stan would wear those tops that go up to you're neck!"

"Turtle necks?"

"I believe so. Wendy's face was priceless because they had just kinda broken up."

"I didn't think about that. They got together just one month before Stan and Wendy broke it off. Could you imagine if she got pregnant?"

"That would be perfect! But, no, I have suspicions that Clyde and Bebe slept together and she's probably pregnant. If she is, then you have to come on holiday with me at some point in these 4 weeks we have left."

"What if I want to do that anyway?"

"Then we'll have to plan for ages and go somewhere more exotic."

"I want that!"

"I know. Bebe better be pregnant then."

"Why do you want her to be pregnant so bad?"

"Because I want to see her bitch-ass's teen years ruined! She's so bitchy towards everyone in one way or another, you don't notice?"

"I don't talk to her."

"You don't need to talk to her for her to open her whore mouth. I've heard from Kenny that she said some real bad shit about all of us when she eavesdropped on our coming out conversation. Luckily, I only came out recently to you so she had nothing on me."

"Okay, we're going to that party. She probably keeps a test on her at all times."

"How would you know?"

"I used to be her best friend, until she called me a fag for no reason."

"So, we're going up there?"

"Yeah. I can't wait to see her hangover, she gets them bad."

~~Half an hour time skip~~

As we arrived at the party, it was certainly trashed. Silly string was sprayed all over the windows, door and some trees. Along with the trees, they had been covered in toilet paper; which was soaked by the light drizzle earlier, so it was seaped into the bark.

I opened the unlocked door and peered inside to see everyone spread out in the floor, snoring their asses off. Glass was smashed, wallpaper was ripped, furniture was in the pool, and by far the best thing was Bebe next to Clyde. Good going.

Cartman went to check her hands and surroundings for a test so we could laugh at her, while I went off to find everyone else. I found Kenny, dressed, next to 3 naked girls. I sighed and kicked his leg gently. He squirmed then looked up at me. "Hey sweetheart~" He spoke up, jumping to his feet to hug me. "Last night was amazing! Wasn't it?"

"Yeah, it was!" I hugged him back. Him having been drunk, he didn't remember how the hickeys got to my neck. He looked towards Cartman and noticed he had some, fainter though.

"Did you guys...?" He scissored his fingers together. I shook my head.

"Just kissed and got together. Come on, we're getting everyone home then hoping that Bebe is pregnant."

"Yeah, she will be." He winked at me.

"You might be the father if she is?!" I nearly shouted, shaking him by his shoulders.

"Relax! She slept with loads of guys last night, even kissed Wendy. Let's just find the others then leave."

"Yeah, we better." After checking downstairs, we decided to go up and found Stan and Butters under a beds sheets. It was luckily a spare room, just them inside. I shook Stan's shoulder gently. He opened his eyes lazily then gave me a smile. "Morning dude. Come on, we're taking you home."

"Cool dude." He replied, shaking the smaller blonde figure. Butters cutely yawned, instantly reaching for Stan's slightly muscular arm. "Leo, we're getting a taxi home."

"Stan!" I hissed playfully, nudging him.

"But Stan~ I'm tired." Butters whined, visibly wrapping his left leg around his partner.

"We'll go to sleep again when we get to mine. I'll even make you some tea and crumpets."

"Good."

Kenny and I stepped out to allow them to get dressed and met Cartman back downstairs. "Well?" I asked.

"Well," Cartman started. "I found one..or two for that matter. But they were far from Bebe and both completely different brands. It could either mean that one persons pregnant, or two. Oh yeah, they're both positive."

"Let's just go before we find out Kenny's the father."

"Hey!" Kenny picked me up and slung me over his shoulder. When we were hooking up he usually did this. I gave in and watched everyone trail behind. Cartman looked up at me happily, so I smiled. He pecked me on my lips and grew annoyed when Kenny slapped my ass. Yeah, he was only doing it because he's Kenny, but that didn't mean that Cartman lost his jealousy.

He dragged me back down, letting me get to my feet. He drove instead, too, straight to mine.

A/N: Sorry for slight delay! Thank you so much for 800 reads, it mean a lot! I'm having slight writers block as I've both started a Creek fanfic and a Bunny one. It's gotten to the point where I've gotten to the main plot of the whole story, buuuuttt I want to keep it going for drama ;)) - HaydenAlso keep you're guesses on if Kenny got anyone preggo with an eggo 😏✨