Smg4 Fanfiction: Crystal Splezter - A day In the life of everyone

Well, it finally happened! If you guys enjoyed the reveal, comment down below. Just know that some things in the future of this story are gonna change.

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Plot: Whether it be stupid, crazy or heartwarming, this is the Smg4 cast just trying to live their lives.

(July 13th - 2019)

???: As the sun rose in the Mushroom Kingdom, all inhabitants began to wake up and go about their day. Why don't we take a peak and see what their life is like, shall we?

(Mario and Luigi)

Sleeping in their beds as a rooster cried outside, Luigi was awoken as his alarm went off. He jumped up joyously.

Luigi: Yahoo!! Time for another beautiful day! Let's go Mario!

Still rather tired, Mario knocked Luigi away by throwing the alarm clock at his head and tried to go back to sleep.

Luigi: Aww, c'mon Mario, think of all the spaghetti you'll get to eat today!

That got him out of bed immediately, running to the kitchen.

Mario practically slammed the fridge door off it's hinges as he proceeded to inhale all the spaghetti he could fit in his mouth. A much more normal person, Luigi had some cereal and milk as Mario finished his "Breakfast."

Mario: Hey bro! Do you Wanna play some games?

Luigi: Sorry bro! I got to do the laundry.

As Luigi walked away, Mario snapped his head around in rage. Luigi grabbed the basket of clothes that was filled to the brim and walked outside to hang them, followed by Mario.

Mario: C'mon, just one game!

Luigi relented, on 1 condition...

Luigi: Only if you help me wash these clothes.

Mario gave a look of dumbfounded confused...right before he threw a torch on the basket and set it on fire.

Mario: Woohoo! No more clothes, let's play!

Mario ran inside as Luigi looked annoyed. But since their was nothing else to do...

Luigi: Sure big bro...

Mario and Luigi jumped on the couch, playing Co-op mode on dark souls.

They may have been very different...but they were still brothers.

(Meggy, Crystal and Tari)

Meggy's life had been pretty good since last week. Her feelings for Tari had only gotten stronger since they'd gotten together and having Crystal for a daughter was already something special.

She woke with a groggy look in her eyes, slumped in bed. It was a usual morning for her, right up to the point when Crystal ran through her door and started jumping on the bed.

Crystal: Mommy! Wake up, wake up, let's go!

Meggy: Ugh...

Crystal: Mommy, wake up! Wake up!

Meggy: In a minute Sunshine...just give Mommy 5 minutes...

Crystal: Okay!

And just like that, she was gone. Meggy had to smirk to herself. She may have been loud, but she was the nicest kid in the world.

After reluctantly getting out of bed, Meggy made them both breakfast and they both sat down in front of the Tv.

As Crystal was pre-occupied watching SpongeBob, Meggy texted Tari with her free hand. On the other end, Tari was holding her phone to check her messages with a game controller in the other hand.

(Meggy: Morning Sweetie, hope you slept well?)

(Tari: Yeah, just wish I could stop seeing you in my dreams. ❤️)

Meggy blushed, answering back.

(Meggy: To be fair, I see you in mine. 😘)

Tari blushed even harder on the other end.

(Tari: Stop! Your making being apart even harder! 😊)

(Meggy: Sorry, I'm just a very loving person. 😏)

She got distracted as Crystal laughed at the tv, making her smile.

(Tari: Does Crystal know about the two of us yet?)

She sighed, knowing that question would have came up inevitably.

(Meggy: Oh, why say that? 😵‍💫)

(Tari: I know it's a tough subject, but she's gonna have to know at some point. I want us to be in a relationship where we don't have to hide it.)

(Meggy: I want that too. I just want us to take it slow right now.)

(Tari: I know. You know I'm trying to be the best girlfriend I can, right?)

(Meggy: Heh, of course I know. I gotta go, talk some other time?)

(Tari: Okay. Lurve you Meggy. ❤️)

Meggy laughed at her spelling as Tari panicked, realising she'd forgotten the auto-correct.

(Meggy:I lurve you too. 💋)

Tari sighed with relief.

On the other side, Meggy brought in Crystal next to her on the couch and watched her weird Tv shows.

(Smg4)

Smg4 was the same as ever, watching dumb memes on his computer as the spongbob theme sang in Russian.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?

(Smg3)

Smg3 was back at it with his therapist show. The title "Dr Smg3" flashed across the screen. The applause sign flashed on, but no sound was heard. Smg3 got annoyed, but one shot from his handgun to the roof got people cheering.

Smg3: Welcome back to the Dr Smg3 show! We've been saving tonight's guests for a very special episode! Everyone please welcome...Bowser!!!

A green pipe dropped Bowser in the nearby chair, tied in ropes.

Bowser: Help me! He's held me prisoner for a month!

Smg3: Hahaha, I'm glad you're happy to be here, Bowser.

Smg3 grabbed a chainsaw. Bowser gave a thumbs up to the audience, crying to himself.

Smg3: Now Bowser, we're here to discuss the issues you're having with your son.

Bowser: No, please! Anything but Hi-!

Bowser Jr hit the wall nearby, immediately bursting into a rant.

Bowser Jr: Dad! Where's my birthday present!?

Bowser: Ugh...son, remember the time dad spoke about how you're growing up and need to save coin-

Jr didn't listen at all.

Bowser: Son please, I'm trying to raise you to be a responsible Koop-

Bowser Jr: Do you understand the words coming outta my mouth?!?!

Smg3: Guys please, remember you're all family here. Remember all the fun times you've spent together.

Bowser took the advice to heart...he remembered all the good times he and Jr played football together, father and son.

Meanwhile, all Jr remembered was playing football in the cold rain with a Thwomp 5 times his size while His dad read the newspaper indoors.

This just gave him more reason to hate his father, grabbing a flamethrower and burning him alive.

Not doing anything during this, Smg3 was approached by his producer.

Producer: The ratings are in...the shows cancelled.

Smg3: FUUUUUUUUUU-!!!

Announcer: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

Watchers could somehow tell that wasn't the case...

(Bob and Boopkins)

At Bob's actual garbage dump of a Home, He and Boopkins were playing Monopoly where luck forced his piece onto Boopkins property.

Bob: Oh, God-dammit!

Boopkins: Haha! You landed on my property! That will be $500!

Bob reluctantly handed him the money.

Boopkins: Ho Ho! Money, money, money!

Bob (Thinking): Oh no! I'm gonna go bankrupt! I'm gonna end up being poor! I can't let Boopkins know I'm poor!

In a moment of Panic, Bob came up with another strategy.

Bob: Hey Boopkins!

Boopkins: What's up Bob? Ready to give me more Money-?

Bob: (Draws card) I summon back robber!

Boopkins: But wait, that illegal-

Putting a card on the board, Bob summoned a bank robber onto the game board. The robber attacked and shot Boopkins player piece, destroying it and taking some of Boopkins money.

Boopkins: Nooooo!

Bob: Haha! I've just got $100!

Boopkins: Oh man...but I got the queen to-be-nine!

Somehow summoning Elsa onto the board, the ice queen brutally murdered Bob's bank robber.

Bob: God damn it! (Draws Twister wheel) I spin the wheel!

He spun the twister wheel, getting...

Bob: Right foot on red!

Elsa being on the red space, Bob crushed her with his foot.

Bob: Your queen goes to the graveyard. Checkmate B*tch!

Boopkins: Oh damn! Wow Bob, your really good at this game!

Bob: Thanks man.

Odd Friends...but friends nonetheless.

(Wario and Waluigi)

Just a block away from Boopkins and Bob, The Wario bros were getting their next scam set up. The Taco stand was declared open as Wario applied hot sauce to the taco's.

Wario: Okay, the hot sauce is all ready bro. Start bringing the suckers in!!

Waluigi stood on the table, enlarging his head to immeasurable sizes that over-shadowed the buildings nearby. He let out his theme song for his taco stand, bringing new a crowd of customers. All new suckers to steal money from in their eyes.

A young koopa came with money and Waluigi exchanged it for a taco. He took one bite...and his head burst into flames.

In a panic, he saw Wario at a nearby table selling water. Begging for some, He was shocked to see Wario's selling price was $99!

Burning Koopa: What?! What a rip off!!

Wario: Fine...go somewhere else then...

Seeing how he was literally on fire, The young Koopa gave in.

Burning Koopa: Fine! Take all my money!!

Wario got the money, handing the koopa the water and counting.

Wario: 30...60...80...100. Thank you for your service.

The young koopa and already burned away and turned into a dry bones, walking away in anger.

Each giving a thumbs up, Wario and Waluigi dance in victory as people cheered their names. Another successful business day...

(Desti and Saiko)

In a local bar to the Mushroom kingdom, Saiko sat in the back and nodded her head to the tunes of the jukebox.

Suddenly, a hand slammed down onto the table. She didn't even flinch as she looked and saw the owner staring at her, a man in his late 40's who himself drank half the time he was working.

Owner (Slurred): Hey Saiko, you still haven't paid your tab in the last 3 months!

Saiko: Pfft, I'll get to it when I get to it.

At the entrance, A pair of familiar boots walked in as the figure saw the action and stretched their fingerless gloves.

Owner (Slurred): I'm serious Saiko, I need that money to keep this place afloat!

Saiko: Maybe you lose this place, but I can always find another bar.

Owner (Slurred): I'm not messing around...

Saiko was slightly surprised as she saw the owner grabbing a knife from his pocket...

But even more surprised when the deadly end of Desti's giant splatter-shot  aimed at his temple.

Desti: Hello...I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Owner: Wha...what do you think your doing?!

Desti: Just standing up to idiots like you...

Saiko: Desti, you don't need to be here. I can handle this myself.

Owner: Yeah, listen to her! Besides, I ain't taking no crap from a stupid octopus girl!

Desti's face gave off a deathly snarl. She moved her gun away, instead smashing it into the guys face as he went flying.

In a moment of tension, everyone in the bar turned towards them with a look of contempt.

Saiko: What...did you just do?

Desti: Who cares? We can beat these guys!

Saiko stood slightly ready, while Desti was practically begging for a fight.

Then everyone was shown to have some kind of melee weapon at the ready. Saiko gulped, Desti may have bitten off more then they could chew, then one of the guys punched the juke box.

(Cue: Back to rise - By Mick Gordon. I couldn't find a link.)

Bartender: Get them!

A huge fight broke out. Desti took the high ground and started shooting everywhere, while Saiko started hitting people away with her hammer. In spite of the fighting, They found the time to argue.

Desti: Hope you appreciate my help!

Saiko: Help?! I was doing just fine without you!

Saiko knocked a guy aside and almost hit Desti.

Desti: Hey, watch it!

Saiko: What's with the attitude? Help us save Meggy and go right back to being a pain in the ass and trying to beat her in Splatfest?!

Desti squid-leapt over the next guy and kicked him in the back of the head.

Desti: I'm not a problem to her anymore, my team kicked me out!

Saiko: What's that now?

Desti: Can we not do this now!? Heads up!

She kicked a bottle away and into Saiko's hands, where she took a quick swig and smashed it over the next guys head.

Desti: Nice shot!

Saiko: Yeah, so start talking or I'm gonna do the same to you...

With an extra bit of anger, Desti had enough and threw down an entire row of splatter bombs. The whole group of people was knocked out in the blast and the whole bar got covered in purple.

Desti growled and panted, throwing her gun at the wall as Saiko became slightly worried.

Saiko: Hey, you alright?

Desti: No...I'm not...My team gave me the boot...Meggy made me rethink my morals and when I tried to tell them how I felt...they said they'd rather lose splatfest then work with a wimp.

She clenched her fists.

Desti: I just wanted to win Splatfest, but now that that's gone, I've been picking small fights just to try and fill the void...but it's not the same.

Her shoulders slumped. Saiko usually wasn't one for comforting, but luckily, Desti was a unique case, putting a hand on her shoulder.

Saiko: Hey...why don't we go blow some stuff up?

Desti looked up, surprised while composing herself.

Desti: Yeah...that sounds good.

They both made their way out, walking past the beaten and unconscious patrons.

Saiko: Gotta admit though...you know how to hurt people.

Desti: What can I say? Its a gift.

Sometimes, friends come in the most unlikely of ways.

(Axol)

In a local house, The HEAVY was making himself a SANDVICH when his door bell rang. He opened the door and saw Axol. Since he'd decided to permanently move to the Mushroom kingdom, he needed a place to live.

Axol: Hi, I heard that you're renting out this house?

HEAVY:..........POOTIS!

Axol: Excellent!

After that encounter, Axol was guided around the house.

He tried the bed, simple and easy to sleep in.

The he looked at the toilet, where the MEDIC'S head suddenly popped out.

Then he had a look at the microwave. Oddly, their was a stash of objects inside such as a bomb, a mini gun and the SOLDIER'S head.

After a thorough look, Axol had his opinion decided.

Axol: Well, this is fantastic!

HEAVY was happy.

Axol: Would you mind if I brought my roommates in to check the place as well?

HEAVY nodded.

Axol: Great! (Draws Inkweaver) Come on out friends!

Axol used a piece of paper and brought his anime friends to life. Among them were the likes of a Mexican SpongeBob, The KFC mascot and Thomas the tank engine. They caused utter chaos, destroying the house and setting it ablaze as Axol remained oblivious.

Axol: We love it! When can we move in?

HEAVY didn't need to be a genius to know having Axol and his "Friends" as roommates was a terrible idea. Before the Axolotl could say a word, he was chucked from the now smouldering house as HEAVY Locked the door.

Axol: I didn't like the house anyway! I'll find a house that DOES accept me!

Axol hummed and walked to the house across the street, revealing the entire neighbourhood of houses was ablaze. Knocking on the next door, he repeated the process.

Axol: Hi, I heard that you're renting out this house?

???: And that was a day in the life of everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. Nothing too crazy...nothing too far...Just the Smg4 crew living their lives. How nice...

And finally, we got to see everyone enjoying their best lives.

Wario and Waluigi thriving in the taco business...

Mario and Luigi playing games...

Bob and Boopkins playing a board game...

Desti and Saiko cheering as they blew up microwaves with Dynamite...

Smg3 going back to evil plans...

Meggy watching Tv with Crystal, laughing...

And Tari playing games with a portrait of Meggy next to her on the couch...

And the one overlooking it all? Just the confused old man...overlooking the earth...

Old man: I think I need to take a dump now. Now, where's that Magazine...

To be continued...