Chapter 4: The Court Case

A FEW DAYS LATER...

X: You're watching BBC News. Today is the Court Case of SML vs Nintendo, Mario; the mascot of Nintendo, will actually be supporting Team SML. Joining us now live from Pensacola, is Mr. Goodman.

X: So... Mr. Goodman, is it true that the mascot of Nintendo himself is actually supporting Team SML?

Mr. G: Well, first of all; This Case could be a complete waste of time because how in the world would one man take on a Billion Dollar Company? And second of all; SML Mario should be punished because he keeps refusing to pay his house payment on time!!!

X: Well, we'll just have to see what happens, won't we?

Mr. G: Yeah, and the agony is just beginning, and the trial hasn't even started yet.

In the Court-room...

Logan: Not many people here...

Mario: And?

Logan: This is not gonna work, Mario... This case is gonna be pointless...

Mario: Just believe in your beliefs!!!

Judge: Court is now in session.

The trial begins.

Judge: We will now here the case of the Plaintiffs; Mario and SML vs the Defendants; Nintendo.

Lawyer: Your honor, can we just talk about what SML has did over the past couple of years?

Judge: Go ahead.

Lawyer: First of all, SML has a disadvantage already.

Mario: Eh?!

Lawyer: Back in December 2017, YouTube demonetised or even Age-restrict all of SML's videos for not being advertiser-friendly. And then in May 2018, it even attracted the attention of the news on ABC's 'Good Morning America', that headline was about YouTube safety.

Mario: OBJECTION!!! IT'S THE PARENTS FAULT FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: Order!!!

Mario: Ooo, order?! Imma have a double Cheese-burger with large...

*SMACK*

Mario: Ow...

...

Judge: Carry on.

Lawyer: Apparently, his videos back in the day contained; Racial stereotypes, swearing, sexual and violent references.

Judge: You've got a point.

Mario: OBJECTION!!! Some parents say they trust their kids! If I had my own kids, I wouldn't be bothered...

Lawyer: Are you trying to say that you're gonna be a bad father?

Mario: What are you trying to say?! I don't even have kids... yet!!!

*GAVEL BANG*

Judge: Order in the court!!!

Mario: You know, THIS IS BULL-CRAP!!! Whoever sent that letter is clearly a criminal!!!

Judge: Mario, will you keep quiet or I will hold both you and Logan in contempt of court!!!

Mario: OH, PISS OFF!!!!! I'M STANDING UP FOR LOGAN AND I'M STANDING UP FOR THE WHOLE SML COMMUNITY!!!!!

Logan: MARIO, SHUT IT!!!

Mario: Fine...

FM: I'm live outside The Old Bailey where the trial between SML and Ninendo is taking place, the jury is now making their final decision, will the SML Plushies return to YouTube or will SML permanently use the Human puppets? I'm now going to speak to some police officers about this case. 

FM: Officers, what exactly is going on?

Brooklyn Guy: Well, some idiot decided to sue a company...

Mr. Monitor: Oi, that idiot is one of our crew you're talking about!

Brooklyn Guy: Um... SMG4 Mario decided to sue his own company and he's on Team SML... even though he lives with his SMG4 friends and... that doesn't make sense...

FM: Okay... thanks...

Brooklyn Guy: Hey... um... Mr. Monitor? Can I ask you something?

Mr. Monitor: Go on.

Brooklyn Guy: Are you a 'COOL' cop?

...

Mr. Monitor: I like to think so.

The jury made their decision.

Judge: So, the jury have made their decisions.

Logan: And?

Judge: The court rules in favour of... Nintendo.

Logan: *sigh*

Mario:

https://youtu.be/INHiAU6eHXE

Judge: Mario, what did you expect? Nintendo has hundreds of lawyers.

Mario: Your honor, these companies just ruined a young man's dream!!!

Judge: Well, it's impossible to sue a billion dollar company. YouTube and Nintendo does everything by the book.

Mario: How can Nintendo do this to their own mascot?!

Lawyer: Well, maybe it's because they never forgot about you taking drugs at Nintendo back in 2008.

Mario: Hey! Those mushrooms were good!

Judge: Alright, I've heard enough...

Mario: YOUR HONOR!!!

Judge: This case is dismissed.

*GAVEL BANG*

Mario: Jesus Christ!!! His cat died and now this?!?!?! UNBELIEVABLE!!!

X: Wow, what a shocker. Nintendo wins by a mile.

Mr. G: I told you this was a waste of time.

X: Tell me about it...

...

Mr. G: X?

X: Yeah?

Mr. G: Do you pay house payments?

X: ...