03- cumdump

The unsubtle gleam of the intricate silver instruments littered orderly around Albus Dumbledore's office, casted bright shadows of light across the circular room.

"Dumbledore, please, the Ministry was never enjoyable anyways, always a bunch of stuck-up, boring old fools, I'd be better off working for you."

"Ludovic, I'd be happy to employ you, but to be quite frank, the only problem that stands in our way is your inexpertise, and your lack of order."

"I swear Dumbledore, I'll be better, just please help out an old pal?" Ludo begged.

The next action was unexpected, unforeseen, uncalled for: Ludo Bagman swooped in on Dumbledore's silver beard, and kissed him, on his dry, thin lips.

Dumbledore was momentarily stunned, as he tried to contemplate what had happened.

"Think about it.", Ludo said, and whisked out of the room down the rotating staircase. Albus knew that this was just a tease, but he couldn't resist that athletic body, as if something was lit aflame from within, something was resurrected.

"It's not a transfiguration textbook.", Harry explained to his dorm mates. "It's not a transfiguration textbook at all. No, look at this." Harry passed the book on to Ron, and gently slid off the book jacket concealing the actual leather notebook within.

"It looks like a standardized notebook, something you'd find in Flourish and Blotts.", Neville observed."Yeah, but it's more than that, I'm telling you this G.M.L. dude is awesome.", Harry said, and flicked the pages. Inside, each page was messily flooded with illustrations and notes on tips and tricks- all about the magic of sex.

'Shut up.", Seamus' eyes grew wide and yanked the notebook out of Ron's hands. "Is this a fucking dream? This is the absolute best!"

"Let me see.", Neville barely managed to grasp hold of the book, and as he skimmed each page, his eyes dilated in amusement at the sheer bizarreness of the hand-drawn illustrations .

"Eurgh that's too freaky- dick multiplication? I don't think so. How do you even start to put that in a hole?", Dean peered at the page Neville was on.

But overall, Harry could sense the definite mutual feelings of excitement revolving around this book. Seamus took the book back, eager to explore the intensity of the sexual acts in this notebook.

"Guys I think this G.M.L. dude is starting to grow on me. Holy fuck, there's even gay shit, this is the best fucking day of my life."

Ron had to prise the book from Seamus' hands, and started to actually read the contents of the notebook. "Guys, there's a spell for penis enlargement.", Ron said.

"Now that'd be a sight to see. What's the incantation?", Seamus asked. Ron started reading aloud."It says here, 'the penis enlargement charms requires for the caster to feel pleasured whilst about to cast the spell,' in other words, you have to be having an orgasm whilst casting this spell, 'the charm calls for a complex wand movement that consists of a stipple, a wave, and a flick, in that order. The incantation for this spell is 'irrumatus magnum', however, results or side effects may be disastrous if casted wrongly.'"

"How bout' one of us try it first, to see if this shit actually works.", Harry suggested."But who's gonna do it?", Dean asked. No one volunteered, not even Seamus, but Harry knew that they were all secretly itching to see if it actually works."Why don't we play 'chocolate frog cumdump'.", Ron said.

"What's that?", Harry, Dean, and Neville were equally confused."Oh I fucking love that game. Always wanted to play it. Come on, take those clothes off, I'll explain it in the bathroom."

Seamus led them to the bathroom door, as Ron locked the dormitory door as a precaution.

As they all marched into the bathroom, Seamus dimmed the lights, and pulled a chocolate frog from his back pocket, and placed it carefully on the bare bathroom floor. "It's actually really simple, we just have to take our clothes off first.", Seamus took off his shirt, and gestured for everyone else to do the same. They all obliged, stripping down to just their sweaty underwear.

As Harry glimpsed around the room, his roommates had similar body types to what Harry imagined. Dean and Harry were the only ones who worked out, subsequently, his dark, flawless four-pack abs glistened in the dim light.

Harry had a smaller, more slender build, but his tan obliques and collarbone were extremely well-defined as Harry thought so himself.

Seamus' fair skin was a tad bit more pudgy, and his late night honeydukes sessions weren't necessarily helping with that either.

Ron's torso was surprisingly sexy, even though his abdominal muscles weren't as highlighted as Dean's, or Harry's, he still had a broad shoulder, and his pale arms were more muscular than Harry would have thought, and his height was most rewarding, as the tallest gryffindor in their year. Ron was also the only one of them who had chest hair (which made him look way more macho) in the beautiful ginger red hue of his hair.

Neville was a little skinny, but his pecs were outlined  by a little, and he had cold hard nipples.

"Dean, can you help me.", Seamus was apparently struggling to remove his trousers.

"Oh sure.", Dean bent down, his face accidentally rubbing at Seamus' asscheeks, and pulled down his trousers. Seamus' mischievous blush whilst Dean wasn't looking told Harry that he didn't need help in the first place.

Seamus was gay as fuck, and everyone knew that he wanted to get Dean, except Dean was the oblivious type, not realizing that his best friend was crushing on him.

"Ok, so should we take turns, to take off our underwear, or do it altogether?", Seamus asked."Take turns.", Neville replied immediately, nervous at the prospect that their bare meat will be shown to each other for the first time. "Okay, I'll go first, but if anyone wants to back out now, then just say, cause from this point forward, we're a team okay? And everything that's about to happen in this room, doesn't go out of this room. This is a safe place.", Seamus ensured that everyone was comfortable, and obviously no one backed out, as they were tantalizingly excited for what's about to happen. Harry had barely seen this side of Seamus before, the caring, gentle, knowing aspects that were hidden deep within him, but still present enough to let people know that it existed.

"Just shut up and show us your dong already.", Ron said. Seamus nodded, and gazed down to his downstairs neighbor. He pretended like he was unzipping his underpants, even though there wasn't a zipper, and Neville gave a half-hearted laugh, quickly silenced by the anticipation for the reveal. As the pants came off, they all gasped: the first thing Harry noticed was the impeccable, Uber-juicy ass that Seamus had been hiding from them.

"Holy fuck, how the fuck is that ass so flawlessly round.", Harry wasn't exaggerating. Someone could literally eat that ass all day and still thirst for more. Seamus' asshole was concealed, as he clenched his bubble butt, trying his best to seduce Dean, who seemed awestruck enough. As for Seamus' dick, it was cut due to his "Mam's" religious reasons, it was average-sized: maybe a bit smaller than average- about three inches, but it barely mattered, because Seamus was a power bottom anyways. He hadn't grown pubes yet, but Harry would've preferred Seamus without the scraggly auburn pubic hair Harry visualized around Seamus' testicles anyways.

"Your turn bitches.", Seamus bit his lip, and wiggled his cock playfully.

Dean didn't give a heads-up, or any form of signal, before completely uncovering his rich, thick, black dick, which hung before all of them like a majestic monument. His flaccid, hung dick ranged at about 6 or 7 inches, exceeding the average length and girth of a teenager. His penis was relatively a darker shade than his skin tone, which only succeeded in making him more appealing. Few, yet conspicuous veins raged through the shaft of Dean's hairy schlong- the dark greasy bush populating the areas around his testes and base of the dick. Dean smiled pridefully, noticing the praise he was indirectly given through the dumbfounded stares.

"I'll go next.", Neville hastily swallowed his breath, and shut his eyes tight, as he rolled off the thin layer of patterned, stained underwear. Neville's cock was definitely a work of art: not as large as Dean's or small as Seamus', right at 5 inches, unapologetically uncircumcised- just like Harry. Neville only had produced a few strands of hazel pubes, which grew around and along Neville's stalk, stopping at about halfway. His round, soft penis head glistened with pre-cum that must've escaped his dick somehow, and seemed extremely sensitive to the damp bathroom air.

"I'm next." Harry automatically said, as he was desperate not to be the last, and quickly unveiled his dick for all of them to see, hoping that it wouldn't become hard amidst his roommates. Like Dean, Harry's vivid cock was a lot more tan than his skin, and measured at a length and girth somewhere in between Dean and Neville. Harry's dick hung confidently in the erotic atmosphere as his roommates took turns gawking at the chosen one's cock.

Harry had, by far, the most pubic hair out of all of them, because Dean regularly shaves.

Now there was only Ron left. Without warning, Harry grabbed Ron's briefs, and could feel Ron's sore dick rubbing against the fabric in the seconds before Harry wildly tore the underwear off. It was no mistake that Ron was the finale. He had the best of all worlds: and for the record, the largest dick and balls Harry had ever seen (apart from Cedric), almost stretching to a whooping 9 inches. Wet, yet luscious ginger pubes had started a forest around Ron's entire schlong.

Ron resentfully glared at Harry, but with a glint of playfulness in his eyes.

"Holy fucking shit. You've got a whole monster horsecock.", Seamus spitted out. And Seamus was right: numerous small but noticeable veins darted through Ron's monstrous cock, and everyone would certainly want to get railed by that dick. 'Lucky Lavender and Hermione', Harry thought in ridiculous envy. Ron was also circumcised, and his throbbing cock head was joyously going along for the ride. Harry had to ignore his dick's itch to become hard, as Ron was notably enjoying the absolute admiration that has been scarce in his life.

"Okay, you bitches ready?", Seamus said as they formed a human circle, the chocolate frog on the bathroom floor being the centerpiece. And as Seamus started the "3,2,1." countdown, Harry allowed his erotic feelings to resurge, and stopped repressing his cock's itch, as it immediately hardened.

It was quite the sight to see; five boys standing around the chocolate frog, readily jerking themselves off and moaning in erotic pleasure, all individually focusing on their long, hard dicks, as they tried to form some sort of sexy, hot image in their minds.

As Harry had expected, Seamus ejaculated almost immediately, and his milky, hot cum dripped from his cock onto the chocolate frog. Harry knew that being in a room filled with five naked boys would turn Seamus on and he'd definitely be the first to cum.

"Fuck!", Dean shouted, as he rapidly beated his enormous veiny dick, and moaned pleasantly, making pleasured facial expressions. He was close, and a few seconds later, a stream of white, sticky cum erupted from Dean's penis tip, messily landing all over the chocolate frog.

There were only three of them left: Harry, Ron and Neville. Harry thought he would've come by now, but apparently not, he quickly casted around his brain for the sexiest thing possible, and he found Cho, but too late, Ron had already thrown his cum dump into the chocolate frog.

"Ohhh." Ron whined, the translucent string of hot cum shot from his elephantine cock. Only Neville and Harry left, who both desperately didn't want to taste that cum-infested piece of chocolate. Harry could see Neville reaching the climax of his masturbation journey, and he couldn't allow it.

He spared one last thought about Cho's tight pussy, and Cedric's ginormous dick fucking her against the Room of Requirement's walls. And Harry wanted so bad to join in for a threesome. It was the best orgasm of Harry's life, as his mouth stopped moaning and his lips stopped twitching: everything was beautiful in the world, as his cum exploded from his hard dick like an erupting volcano. Harry's eyes fluttered open and close, but all he could see was Cho's clit, and Cedric's cock in his mind. He could barely hear the muffled cheers that were being shouted around him until Ron exclaimed his name, and Harry was pulled from his pleasant, sexual utopia.

"That was so fucking close, I really wanted Harry to do it.", Ron patted Harry on the shoulder. Harry gasped in relief as he realized he didn't have to drink that mountain of cum.

"Neville came like milliseconds after you.", Dean informed Harry. Harry glanced at Neville's half face, and his wimping cock, and a sense of sudden pity swept over Harry.

"You know what, I'll eat it instead, I only came a bit before Neville.", the words escaped his mouth before the young gryffindor knew what he was doing.

"Oooohh.", Seamus looked at Harry in amusement and amazement. "Looks like we have a volunteer." Harry nodded curtly at Neville and whispered."You owe me one, and you still have to try that cock enlargement spell." Neville grinned, but in a terrified, wordless manner.

"Thank you.", he mouthed. Harry lowered his body and scooped up the chocolate frog that dribbled with hot white cum, which stuck to Harry's fingers. Harry couldn't believe his life: he was about to swallow a mouthful of his roommate's jizz. But to be honest, Harry was partially curious to find out what their cum tasted like- Harry had eaten some of his own cum once, but it didn't make much of an impression on him because he now forgot what it tasted like."Cheers.", Harry said, and sensually bit into it.

Of course it was nasty, but the unusualness of the whole flavor of cum on chocolate made Harry want more for some reason, or was it just his bisexuality that urged him on. The cum was warm and stuck down his tongue like knives, and Harry couldn't distinguish between who's cum it was. "Water!", Harry shouted as he spitted the contents of his mouth. Harry awkwardly hobbled to the sink, and dangled his lips underneath the tap so it could rinse out his throat, gargling several times. Then, there was a splash of water on his asscheek, Dean had casted the water-conjuring charm, and chortled with glee. Harry shot "aguamenti.", back, but instead of hitting Dean, he ducked, and it slapped Seamus right in the face.

And in no time at all, the bathroom had turned into a full-fledged nude water war zone. By noon, the gryffindor dormitory bathroom looked like the remains of the second-floor girl's toilet after Myrtle had one of her tantrums.

"Fuck you Harry.", Ron called as Harry shot a jet of water at Ron's dick. Harry smiled, until another jet of water from Neville projected into his mouth.

Eventually, they stopped and tidied up the bathroom with their little knowledge of cleaning and scouring charms. Ultimately, the five of them were all cramped into the shower, as there was only twenty minutes until lunch, and they refused to wait for each other.

Under different circumstances, this might've turned Harry on, but he was drained and exhausted from the water fight, and as everything was in haste, they all kept clumsily randomly bumping into each other's various body parts: Harry found his dick accidentally hitting Seamus' thigh whilst trying to grab the shampoo, but thankfully, Seamus didn't notice.

"So, when are we gonna cast that penis engorgement charm?", Dean asked. Harry had almost forgotten about that in all the commotion.

"How bout tonight, we could use floo porn to turn Neville on, too.", Seamus said in response. Neville didn't look as anxious or scared anymore; he was probably just glad that he didn't have to eat the chocolate frog.

They all agreed and rinsed their bodies one last time before emerging from the shower, and clothing themselves with new attire for the rest of the day.