The Greeting

(a final warning this is odd)

You walked in the deserted land, barren and wasted away, no life was found for miles.

   You had been walking for a few days by now and were very tired, dehydrated, and ravenous.

      You had come across a house, the first one in a few miles. Desperately you ran up to the door and knocked on it pleadingly.

A tall, green, rotten-looking (and smelling) creature had answered it. "H..h.hello?" He asked in a scrawny, scratchy, and British voice.

"Please sir, I'm sorry to intrude but do you have anything to eat or drink? I've been desperately looking for a morsel to eat or drink." You pleaded to the alien-looking creature.

The anorexic-looking thing had opened the door, now you could almost completely see him, tall and very thin with a bobblehead. You could almost see his ribs poking through his shirt.

"Thank you, sir...you're very kind. Do you have a name I could call you?" You slug into the room trying to look as presentable as possible.

"Salad Fingers," the green thing said, twitching and jerking in unnatural and inhuman movements.

You take a seat on an old, decaying couch. You didn't really complain because you had been walking for days.

The green creature had falterly walked before you and scrunched down to look you in the face. His red beady eyes stared into the depths of your soul, his foul breath and rotting teeth in front of your nose made you want to make you puke. The vomit-inducing smell of decaying animals almost brought tears to your eyes, you couldn't take it anymore and as you started to push him away his scratchy green fingers brushed your face. You were shocked and a little more frightened now.

"Y/n you are so beautifulllll" He leaned backward, his spine and other bones popping and cracking an absurd amount of times. "I just wanna keep you forever y/n you are so perfect and precious and amazing and wonderful y/n!" he said somewhat too happily, "Please stay and have dinner with me later I would love to know you more...my brother could even join us and my.." he made a weird groaning sound "Ngh.." he paused "Rusty spoons~~~~"

Dear anyone who read this. I'm sorry <3

I might come out with another chapter idk,