Hot N' Heavy Drones(NSFW 18+)

Fuck it, here's a new year's gift. I'll only share this chapter though, the rest are on AO3 under the title, Consume: Smut and Fluff.

(Also if you skipped the every chapter of this story for just the smut, shame on you, and you're likely not gonna understand a lot of what's going on, especially if you read the first sentence here.)

With that said, let's begin.

With so much time on his hands, Max had to come to terms with the fact that he was technically half dead. He was supposed to die minutes after waking up from cryosleep, but Death used his body as his host to hunt down his hated enemy, the Absolute Solver. It was only thanks to the drones he made friends with that they all succeeded in not only killing the Solver, but also save the host known as Cyn, and set free Tessa's tormented soul. In a bad ass move, Uzi managed to make a deal with Death, promising to feed him these NULL orbs she could create with her solver powers every year. In exchange, Maxwell would continue to live with the drones on Copper-9 for as long as he wants.

Now here he was, some immortal half zombie living amongst his found family of drones. So many days were spent hanging out in different ways, such as attending the graduation for Uzi, Doll, Thad, and Lizzy. Of course Max ended up nearly busting a gut laughing as Uzi ended up giving the middle finger to everyone who doubted her.

There were also plenty of fun game nights courtesy of J. At first it was just the two of them hanging out while Max gushed over some of the beloved games of the past, and J only half listening to him. It wasn't out of boredom, but due to struggling not to be mesmerized by the cute human gabbing so excitedly.

Eventually she ended up inviting the other drones to play games, worried she might overheat if only the two of them kept spending time alone in the dark so close together. She had to admit it was fun crushing V and Uzi using the game skills Max taught her, but was completely flabbergasted by N's natural talent in so many games. But at least it wasn't as bad as Cyn's incredible luck in party games.

"TWO HIDDEN STARS IN A ROW?!" J yells out in frustration. They were only on their fourth turn in the game and Cyn already had a crushing lead with three stars while everyone else had only 1, and that was thanks to Max insisting on the 'begin with a star rule', so everyone has something to lose.

"Hahahahaha! Oh, oh I'm lightheaded, this is too good!" Max laughs heartily at the insane RNG taking place. V wasn't too different, mostly laughing at the irritated expressions of both J and Uzi as they were already feeling incredibly salty, all while N was clapping his hands happily for Cyn who was just having fun.

"Is this game rigged or something!?" Uzi yells out, looking at the controllers and console to see if she can hack a way into winning.

"Teehee, smug laughter. Skill issue." Cyn taunts with a wink while sticking out her tongue.

Not only did the group find so many video games at the ruins of the mall, but they even discovered a store filled to the brim with movies on physical media like DVDs! With the end of humanity, there was no way to stream movies or shows, so this store was a goldmine!

This helped Uzi and Max plenty in their quest to teach N about anime, even introducing him to some Dragon Ball movies, both the non canon Z ones and the canon Super ones!

"Wait, so the first Broly is non-canon, but this Broly is?" N asks curiously, heavily invested in the movie playing while Uzi was nestled in his arms and lap.

"Yep! Honestly while the first Broly was cooler and more savage, I can appreciate the better story telling of this one." Uzi comments casually.

"Plus it's fun seeing him act like this big ol dog that needs some love." Max chuckles. V hears this and looks back and forth between the Broly on screen and N.

"Huh, a sweet and gentle beast with a deadly murderous side but can be compared to a loving dog. Totally don't see any similarities with anyone we know." V jokes as she adjusted her new glasses and looks at N, who was getting too invested in the movie.

Doll refused to really interact much with the main group, trying hard to go solo, but Max wasn't going to let her throw away her chance at a new life.

"I don't have time for friends. With Death still out there, there's no telling what other threats may exist. I need to train and get stronger..." Doll explains, standing outside in the snow, practicing her aim with her solver powers to launch knives deep into the remains of a destroyed car.

"There's no point in getting stronger if you have nothing you deeply care about defending. If you continue to try and be alone, you'll miss out on all the chances of getting to bond with people who could be there for you when you're tired and lonely." Max advises as he gently puts a hand on Doll's shoulder, the drone attempting to stay stubborn, but even she realized she wasn't fully invested in this.

"...even after graduating, this all still doesn't feel real. I don't know if I'm actually alive or suspended in some weird dream created by the Solver."

Max doesn't know what to say, but gets an idea as he wraps his arms around the smaller drone and rests his chin on top of her head. "Well, does this feel real?" He asks with a smile, Doll blushing lightly as her audio receptors can hear his heartbeat and her metallic body feels his natural warmth. "I'm not asking you to treat everyone like your new family or best friends, I'm asking you to just take the time to live. You're no slave to humanity, you're not a puppet to the Solver, and you don't have to be alone anymore."

Doll is silent, taking some time to consider his words before looking at the knives she threw with her powers. "If it makes you feel any better, I never said you could stop training. Just to not solely focus on it. It may come as a surprise but I don't always hang out with the others. I've been doing a bit of training too."

"Really? How so?"

"Well I'm already a master in the art of folding clothes while people are still in them." Max jokingly boasts, gaining a slightly amused eye roll and smile from the Drone. "So I've been trying to figure out how my supposed immortality works. Death fitted me with some insanely fast regeneration, and I think there might be some hidden combat applications with it."

Max slowly breaks the hug, Doll trying to ignore how she slightly misses his warmth already. The human grabbed one of Doll's discarded knives before carefully using the pointed tip to cut at his index finger. "Max! What are you doing?!" Doll exclaims with worry.

"Don't worry I'm okay! Just check this out. I learned I could do this on accident when I accidentally pricked my palm with one of those JC Jenson pens a few days ago. I tried to heal it quickly myself, but I noticed a strange tug in my gut while I focused." Max aims the bleeding finger at a nearby traffic sign and focuses, suddenly a gout of blood firing at the sign and splattering on it, the pressure behind it bending the metal pole backwards a little.

"Oh that's so gross, but has potential for blinding enemies or creating slick surfaces! There's more possibilities but I'm worried about trying it out alone without anyone to help me just in case. Especially if there are any weird side effects..." Max then looks at his cut finger, the blood coming from it strangely bubbling and broiling like it was scalding hot. Funny enough little bits of the flesh on his finger were reacting strangely and bubbling too.

Immediately Doll closes the distance between them and takes his hand in hers. "Stop!" Doll yells out in English, immediately stunning Maxwell. A weak glare from Doll is focused on him before she looks at his hand and watches the bubbling stop and the wound finally seal up and heal in seconds, now no sign of any injury there to begin with. "...okay, I'll try to socialize a bit more. In exchange, I don't want you ever hurting yourself like that. I don't care if you can heal fast...if we're gonna be friends then I don't want my friend getting hurt."

"...okay, I can agree to that. I'm sorry for worrying you." Max apologizes and hugs the short drone again. Doll blushes before giving a slight huff and hugging him back with a forced scowl on her face that eases into a more relaxed expression as she listens to his heartbeat.

———

In this time of peace, Max couldn't help but get curious about what parts of his body still worked. He had no need for oxygen, food, or water, and his body showed no signs of decaying or weakening despite the lack of essential needs for a living being. Death himself said he could regenerate from as much as a pinky finger if need be, but he wasn't sure how or if he even wanted to test out healing from that much damage, especially after promising Doll he wouldn't try anything that resulted in harming himself.

With the permission of some worker drones in charge of lab equipment, he examined his own blood samples under a microscope curiously. It seems whatever Death did to his body, it caused his body to not just rapidly regenerate whatever material his body needs to function perfectly, but to also destroy any foreign bacteria that makes contact with it, or to even convert the bacteria into new cells for his body if need be.

Any dirt or grime that attempts to dirty his body is immediately broken down until nothing remains but scattered atoms and molecules that can be rebuilt into exactly what his body needs to remain in peak condition. In a way that also meant he never had to bathe again...but that didn't mean he couldn't enjoy a nice scrub every now and then.

His motor functions were on point, his reflexes were normal, and his nervous system had to be working fine as he could still feel pain and any other physical sensations. He hasn't figured out how to turn off his sense of pain, but maybe it's for the best that he can't. He's read more than enough stories of how losing any sensations drove some immortal beings crazy. Though he was curious, if he could feel the wind on his face, the satisfaction of a warm shower, and the pain of accidentally stubbing his toe...could he still feel pleasure?

Long story short, Uzi, N, and V entered his room, WITHOUT KNOCKING, at the worst possible time.

"Hey Max! Uzi told me that apparently there's a planet with immortal dogs! We wanted to see if you can help us fix the spaceship and-" N trails off as his eyes go wide at what he was seeing.

"Hmm? What's wrong N?" Uzi asks just for her to freeze as well.

"What's up with you two? Catch Max naked or something?" V teases only to be proven completely right.

Their sudden entrance has caused them to see Max...completely exposed with his shorts and underwear down. After some very embarrassed screams from everyone involved, Max took the time to sit the drones down and slowly explain himself, with his underwear and shorts back in place of course.

"So in short, what I was doing was purely scientific, and nothing to be ashamed of." Max ends his explanation with a huge blush on his face and a pout as he crosses his arms, hoping they don't ever have to speak of this again.

"Question!" Uzi raises her hand up high, even waving it around to make sure Max can see her.

"Ugh, yes Uzi?"

"So...that thing we saw...the dangly thing. Do all humans have that?" Uzi asks curiously, causing Maxwell to blush furiously as he tries to explain.

"I-it's called a penis and no, only guys have them. I mean, some women have them but that's a different matter and would require us to go into a long explanation of how gender is a social construct and-" Max pauses as he looks at Uzi and sees the smug grin on her face. "Oh, fuck you Uzi!"

Uzi cackles maniacally like the gremlin she is. "I really had you there didn't I? Yeah I know all about cocks and pussies. You humans left so much unguarded nsfw material, TERABYTES of it."

"Is that what you have in that folder on your computer labeled 'homework'?" V asks with a teasing grin, making Uzi's face heat up.

"N-no, it's in the folder labeled, BITE ME!"

"I'm sure both N and V would if you asked.~" Max joins in the teasing, making Uzi, N and V all blush at the mental image, but then a question comes to N's mind.

"Actually...would that do anything?" N asks out loud, getting everyone's attention. "I mean, we can feel each other-"

"D-don't phrase it like that!" Uzi shouts, embarrassed.

"But it's true! When we hug and kiss in bed it feels really good!" N insists, causing Uzi to heat up more while V can't help but giggle at N's cute honesty. "Yet we also have felt ticklish in some situations, or even pain in others. We have some limited sense of touch...so I just wonder, can we possibly feel those intimate things humans do. L-like we know kissing each other and holding hands feels great, but what about uh...touching and grinding certain areas?" N gets quieter before the sentence ends, his face a blushing mess as the idea gets stuck in everyone's head. Max meanwhile was deep in thought, actually pondering what the answer would be.

"I...don't know. I mean, drones have advanced a lot in the time I was gone. It's already miraculous how two drones can transfer some data into those cute little pill baby models and it develops its own AI with time until it's ready to be transferred into its own body."

"Please stop talking about that, I'm not ready for any literal baby making!" Uzi yells out completely flustered.

"Right, sorry! Let me think, I remember some humans were wanting to work on the creation of drones specifically made for sexual pleasure, but research into that never got far since so many humans deemed drones too low class to ever consider doing that kind of thing with. Honestly it's probably for the best. Drones were already treated badly before, making them sex slaves would have been awful."

"Okay yeah that would have sucked, but what about now?" Uzi asks, having latched onto a certain idea in her head.

"Well, no parts were made so I don't think we could manually upgrade anyone into having an advanced nervous system to feel pain, pleasure, or more just like a human. And I'm absolutely sure there's no drone genitalia upgrades in existence, and even if they do exist then they're certainly not lying around here. But... with the absolute solver's strange evolutionary capabilities...maybe you could create your own?" Max asked out loud, the three drones looking at each other as if waiting for one of them to confirm the human's theory.

"This is all completely theoretical of course, this has never happened before! Plus even if we had some very detailed books or pictures explaining just what you need to create, you would likely need some genetic material of a human so your bodies can better understand just what you're basing your transformation from. And just where are we going to get that genetic material?"

At that question, a silent message passes between Uzi, N, and V before they all look back at Max. The human looks at the three curious drones before a blush rises onto his face.

——— "How did I get in this situation again?" Max asks, red in the face with embarrassment. The four of them relocated to Uzi's bedroom, locking her door to make sure they have complete privacy for this experiment of theirs. Thankfully Khan was out reconnecting with Nori, and rumor has it they are even dating again despite Nori not having her body completed yet.

Max's shorts and underwear were down and on the floor and his flaccid dick and balls were completely out in the open. He sat on the edge of Uzi's bed in front of a very curious and very naked Uzi, N, and V who were all kneeling in front of him. It was certainly different looking at their smooth bare metal bodies compared to the times he's had to perform maintenance on worker drones in the past. V though chose to at least keep her glasses on, wanting to make sure she saw everything that was about to take place.

"Well, due to some horrific things we did in the past, V and I know human blood isn't the genetic material we need." N laughs awkwardly, immediately trying to suppress those flickering memories of his involvement in the near genocide of the human race.

"Yeah, not in a hurry to repeat that." V mutters in agreement.

"And here I was wanting to test if I could be a vampire!" Uzi hisses playfully, baring her teeth in an evil grin at an unamused Max who immediately shields his crotch with his hands.

"You bite me at all Uzi, and I'm not going to help you find out if this experiment can give you big anime titties."

Uzi just huffs, blushing as she can't help but imagine a big set of sweater puppies on her chest. "Fine, just hurry up and get big and hard already!"

"Wow, great sexy talk Uzi." Max deadpans as he shyly moves his hands away and exposes himself again. "It doesn't get hard that easily, it needs stimulation. Sure three hot naked drones on their knees in front of me is a tantalizing sight, but it's not gonna make me go full mast that easily. It needs physical contact to get the blood pumping." Max explains, wrapping one hand around his shaft before gently beginning to pump it up and down. Ever so slowly his penis began to lengthen from the stimulation, but it wasn't fast enough for Uzi's liking.

"Isn't there a faster way?"

"I mean, maybe one of you could touch it? Then again cold metallic hands might make it shrink. Maybe fellatio?" Max used to wonder why the drones had fully functioning mouths and tongues, just to remember that duh, tongues were necessary to speak eloquently. The mouths are also a convenient way to give them oil to drink, and the tongue helps them swallow it straight out of a can and even taste it as further incentive to stay fueled up! Definitely better than the Astro Boy method...

"You mean use our mouths? I bet this was a fantasy of yours from the start, huh?" V taunts with a smug grin at Max, the human blushing hard and glaring at her while Uzi snickers. Neither of them noticed though that N was leaning in a bit closer to the human's crotch with a curious expression on his face.

"...mlem." N suddenly drags his tongue along the side of the human's shaft, getting a surprised yelp out of Maxwell.

"Gah! N!" Max cries out, completely embarrassed as his dick twitches from the sensation and begins to harden and grow at a faster rate.

"Sorry! Probably should have asked first." N awkwardly chuckles, subtly licking his lips as the strange but not unpleasant taste lingers on his tongue.

"You think?" Max rhetorically asks, Uzi giggling at the human's flustered state, and admittedly surprised by N's boldness.

"What's wrong Max? Can't take a little lick?~"

"Shut up Uzi! I've never done this before!" Max reveals, Uzi's eyes widening.

"Wait, really?"

"Yes. I'm a total virgin, no need to make a big deal out of it, I haven't even had my first kiss." Max admits, trying to look completely unashamed but still felt a bit shy telling this to all three of them. N and Uzi blush at the mention of kissing, remembering the time all three of them kissed each other right in front of the human just after they agreed to start dating. They then glance at V...but are surprised to see her completely mesmerized by something else.

V had her eyes glued to the sight of Max's growing length, completely entranced by how the human organ throbbed like it was alive, especially once it reached full mast. Her body seemingly moves on its own as she opens her mouth and takes a long lick of the human's erect shaft just like N did.

"Ah!~" Max lets out a noise of pleasure just to look at V whose eyes are looking up at him.

"What? I just figured I'd follow N's lead and help you get your cum out. Just feel lucky that you got two hot drones sucking you off for your first blowjob." V huffs, trying to ignore her own face blushing as she shuts her eyes and returns to lapping at Max's cock, surprised by how strangely tasty it was.

"Don't worry Max! This will be a fun learning experience for all of us!" N smiles wide, looking so cutely sweet, but Max can't help but notice a hungry gleam in his visor. Before Max can speak up, a gasp escapes him as N joins V, the two eagerly slobbering all over both sides of his cock!

"Fuck!~ W-wait, take it easy!" Max tries to tell them, but groans of pleasure interrupt him. He lays both of his hands on top of their heads, gently running his fingers through their white hair as he gives in and lets them work their magic on his sensitive member.

Uzi is completely stunned at the sight. Her boyfriend and girlfriend both using their tongues to lather every last inch of her close friend's fully erect cock...and they all looked way too fucking hot! Uzi couldn't help but bite her lower lip, watching intensely as Max squirmed in pleasure, all while both Murder Drones relentlessly sucked and slurped on the sides of his shaft, their lips nearly meeting multiple times, and their tongues brushing past each other in an erotic display.

Uzi's eyes settle on the pulsating fleshy tip of the human's cock, somehow both N and V giving it the least attention despite it looking so yummy. The worker drone slowly crawled closer and closer until her lips were nearly pressing against the fat tip, just to open her mouth wide and take it inside her tight wet mouth!

"Oh god!~ W-wait, not all three of you! If this keeps up I'm gonna-" Max is cut off by a groan of pleasure, his balls tightening as he tries to warn the drones, but all three of them were too focused on tasting him! Uzi was so hungrily sucking on the tip of his dick while N and V mercilessly slobbered on his shaft until he couldn't hold back anymore!

"CUMMING!~" Max cries out in pleasure as he finally climaxes, blasting enormous sticky ropes of his hot human semen directly into Uzi's waiting mouth. The drone lets out a muffled noise of surprise as her mouth is rapidly filled! Just more and more of that thick gooey genetic material filled her mouth to the brim, and Max was still pumping out more!

Uzi is forced to pull her mouth off his cock, her cheeks bulging out from the sheer abundance of cum! She actually looked quite cute and silly like that, like a squirrel with all the nut stored in her cheeks. V and N stop their tongue work just to watch in awe as Max cums the rest of his hot load all over Uzi's cute face! Her lips, her cheeks, and her entire visor getting a massive sticky coating of his jizz, leaving the drone such a white gooey mess as she struggles to swallow the semen in her mouth.

Audible gulp after audible gulp, Uzi still ended up with so much cum still in her mouth. She was lucky she didn't have lungs and a need to breathe, but she had no idea Max was capable of these kinds of cumshots! Busy with her current predicament, she didn't notice V and N looking at her cum covered face hungrily. With only a glance at each other, a silent message is passed between them before they pounce the purple drone!

"MMPH!" Uzi let out a muffled noise of surprise when both Disassembly Drones mashed their lips against hers before snaking their tongues into her mouth! Now Uzi was choking on something else entirely as she can feel her body overheat from the sensation of her mouth being licked clean of any remaining cum by the ravenous duo! Their passionate tongue heavy makeout session left Uzi completely overwhelmed and submitting as their long tongues had their way with her mouth. The only reprieve she gets is when they pull away and end up tongue wrestling each other for the last scraps of human spunk.

By the time they were finished, Uzi's mouth was completely swabbed clean of any human semen and N and V were deeply making out, leaving her a dazed, shuddering mess. Her mind felt like it was gonna blue screen at any moment as N and V pulled away from each other and gulped what remained in their mouths before tenderly lapping at Uzi's face, licking her clean of all the semen drenching her.

"God, what's gotten into you two?" Max asks as he catches his breath after cumming so hard.

"Cum~" They say at the same time, Max unsure if they were being smartasses with their answer or still being horndogs.

"K-Knock it off already, I'm clean enough..." Uzi weakly protests, N and V slowly finishing the impromptu tongue bath they were giving Uzi.

"Jeez, this feels like some kind of lewd recreation of your first kiss." Max comments, grabbing all the drones' attention as they realize they did just share a big kiss again in front of the human, only this time in such a depraved but oh so hot way!

This at least helped the Murder Drones snap out of their lustful trances completely. N and V look at each other, Max, and Uzi, and blush hotly as they didn't realize they would end up acting like that! Was it some side effect of their Solver crafted bodies that caused them to react like that? Did their new bodies just adapt extremely quickly to a sexual environment? Or were they both secretly just massive perverts?!

"Well, the three of you definitely consumed what should have been enough genetic material. Honestly I'm surprised I could let out that much." Max blushes hotly, wondering if he was always capable of that kind of output but never realized due to his virgin status. "How do you all feel? Do you think you can use it to transform?" Max asks curiously, reminding them of the reason they did this in the first place.

"Right! I can't believe I nearly forgot!" Uzi closes her eyes and tries to focus. The still lingering salty but slightly sweet flavor of Max's cum along with the taste of V and N's lips and tongues were still fresh on her mind, but somehow that helps her better focus on what she wants to transform!

Her hands hover over her chest before she gently presses down on the metal surface. She gasps as suddenly drone white synthetic flesh grows! The material was perfectly smooth, growing so wonderfully round, so squishy yet also just firm enough to keep its shape, and oh so fucking BOUNCY! Uzi opens her eyes and gets a wide manic grin on her face.

"Oh FUCK YES!~" She exclaims as she now had herself a massive pair of jiggly anime titties like she always wanted! She happily grabs two big handfuls of her new enormous, heavy knockers, moaning softly as she takes in just how sensitive they are. Taking a closer look, she noticed they were as big as her head! Actually...they looked even bigger than that! They were even capped with dark gray nipples, already stiff and showing off her arousal!

"This is even better than I could imagine! They're so big and soft!~" Uzi continued groping herself, N and V practically hypnotized by the sight while Max struggles to keep his already hard again cock hidden. "Let's see if I can get everything else...and don't just watch! You two need to transform too if we wanna all enjoy this!"

"Hmph, you're certainly being pushy Doorman." V scoffs, ignoring how pushy she herself was earlier with all the deep kissing. Following Uzi's example she starts with her chest, slowly changing the hard metal of her body to a softer more malleable synthetic material.

"Oh right! Uh, how does it work again?" N asks himself as he tries to focus on the area between his legs but is having trouble visualizing a phallus for himself. He glances at Max's cock and blushes as he looks at the human. "Hey Max...would it be okay if I could use you as a reference?"

"Me?" Max asks, a bit flustered but flattered as N shyly nods his head. "Well...fuck it, go for it dude." N smiles before placing a hand on Max's cock, the human shuddering a bit from the admittedly not unpleasant sensation of N's robotic hand on his rock hard dick. N gently strokes his cock as he focuses, every throb helping him better picture just the type of cock he wanted to make for himself.

In just a couple minutes, the three drones completely transformed their bodies! Each of their forms became much softer to the touch, smooth and flawless synthetic skin layering over their metal chassis with new nerves safely underneath. It was almost as if they replaced their robot body with an entirely new one built perfectly for the most comfortable intimacy, yet still retaining their same metallic selves underneath it all.

Along with her pair of huge knockers, Uzi managed to create a nice wobbly ass that she could feel her fingers sink in, wider hips to accommodate her new form, some cute squishy thighs, and in between them is a snug looking virgin pussy. Though she certainly didn't intend to stay a virgin for long.

A soft moan escapes V as her own body transforms. Her own massive gray breasts forming on her chest with darker gray areola and inverted nipples. Her robotic hips widen a bit to fit her new firm round butt, and her naturally big Disassembly Drone legs perfectly allow her to create some very pillowy but also strong looking thighs! And right in between them is her own puffy pussy lips just like Uzi's, slick with its own clear lubricant showing she's more than ready for some action.

Last but not least was N as between his legs grows a big thick phallus of his own, almost an exact replica like Max's except for its milk white coloration of the shaft, grey tip, and sleek smooth shape compared to Max's veiny rod. Just below his new shaft are a full pair of balls already working on the production of plenty of synthetic semen of his own. Funny enough, Max got a glance behind N and noticed he had a pretty nice bubblebutt of his own about as big as V's.

"Nice work everyone!" Max praises as he tries to keep his own erection under control, just to notice something else about N's transformation. "...wait a minute. Did you make your dick bigger than mine?" Max asks before placing his cock alongside N's.

"H-hey wait!" N shudders as he feels Max's human dick rub against his own synthetic cock. V and Uzi were nearly drooling at the sight of the two delectable cocks so close together. And it seems Max was correct, N's cock was at least an entire inch bigger!

"You did! You bastard!" Max insults jokingly, laughing as he can't help but find the situation funny. He should be jealous, but if anyone deserved a big dick, it was N.

"I-I didn't mean it! It just, it felt bigger in my hand." N tried to explain but was quite flustered until Max finally pulled away.

"Well if it makes you feel better, your balls still look bigger." V comments, biting her lower lip as she eyes up both packages. Upon closer inspection, Max's testicles did seem to be a bit larger than N's, but it was like comparing a pair of tannish apples to a pair of white oranges. About as big of a difference as one inch.

"Huh, so N has big dick energy and I got big ball energy?...I can live with that." Max shrugs before he grabs his clothes. "Well I've done my job, time for me to hit the old dusty trail and leave you three to enjoy yourselves."

"WAIT!" All three drones yell, just to blush as they realize what they were doing, but Uzi manages to get across what they want. "We, we're still new to this and it's kind of nerve wracking. Can't you stay and help make sure we do things safely?"

Max can't help but blush hotly as he realizes they all want him to stay. Sure they showed they were willing to fellate him to engage in this experiment to better express their love and lust for each other, but he didn't expect them to want to include him further in their intimate session. He admittedly was very flattered, but nervous about partaking in this impromptu orgy. However, it might not be so bad as long as he sets up some boundaries.

He sighs and drops his clothes before crossing his arms. "Fine, but on the condition that none of you try to take my first time or first kiss. I'm still not ready to give those up just yet." The human explains calmly as he tries to hide his own anxiousness mixed with a powerful arousal.

"Oh no problem Max!" N immediately agrees, nodding his head. "We understand it's important to you...but that does bring up the question...who gets to go first?" He asks as he feels his cock throb excitedly as he glances between Uzi and V, the two female drones sizing each other up.

"...how did you end up with the bigger boobs?" Uzi questions with a pout as the smug Murder Drone grins.

"Guess I'm just built different.~" V winks at the short worker drone, Uzi scoffing but blushing as she can't keep herself from staring at her bigger rack. "Funny enough you do seem to have the bigger butt between us, not that I'm complaining." V smirks before grabbing a handful of Uzi's asscheeks, making the purple drone squeak in surprise before she glares again at V.

Uzi glances at N as he patiently waits, his cock however was throbbing impatiently. She tries to think about who should be first, and sighs before turning to V. "V-"

"You go first, Uzi." V interrupts, catching the emo off guard. "I know what you're gonna say, I should go first because I've known N longer. But...you were the one to be the friend he needed when no one else was there for him. I don't mind waiting a bit for my turn if it means you get to claim your reward for going so far for him and I." Uzi was admittedly quite touched at what V had to say, an honest smile growing on her face. "Besides, I wanna be cognizant to see what kind of face you make once you take that dick inside you.~"

"Ugh! You ruined the moment!" Uzi huffs before approaching N and grabbing his hand. "Let's do this you big dummy."

"Uh, yeah!" N was nervous but nodded his head, following Uzi to her bed as they began to get in position.

N laid on his back, his erect cock throbbing in the air as Uzi hesitantly climbed on top of her boyfriend. They hold each other's hands in an effort to settle their nerves, blushing so hard whenever their eyes would meet.

"God they're too cute like that." V mutters, Max chuckling softly but nodding his head in agreement. He was content to watch for now, but was shocked when V moved closer and rested her large rear against his lap, his cock grinding against her malleable cheeks and thighs. Her tail carefully wraps around his waist to keep him close, the pointy tip having shifted to be safely round and dull while the nanite acid inside seemed completely harmless, looking more like a lava lamp than an actual danger.

"V wait, I-"

"Don't worry, I'm not trying for any penetration. I just want something to help me get off..." V explains, trying not to let her blush be visible as she keeps facing away from him. She slightly parts her thick squishy thighs, allowing his thick cock to fit in between them while his shaft rubs gently against her sensitive pussy.

Uzi puts on a brave face as she raises her hips and readies herself for her first time. The chance to dominate a murder drone, to ride her sexy boyfriend's huge cock, to show off that she's no delicate flower but an untamable bad bitch! She absolutely doesn't whimper when she lowers herself onto the fat tip of N's cock, and it totally doesn't feel like a battering ram made to destroy her insides. Before she can push herself further, N's hands give hers a reassuring squeeze.

"Hey, it's okay Uzi. I'm scared too. I-I want to be intimate with you, to show you just how much I want to be with you...but I'm more than happy to wait until you're ready. No matter what, I'll always love you Uzi." N gives that sweet puppy-like smile of his that makes Uzi's mechanical heart flutter...and makes her feel oh so fucking hot.

"...your metal dick is mine motherfucker.~" Uzi states with digital hearts in her eyes and a lustful hungry smile on her face.

"Huh?" N asks confused, just to gasp out in pleasure when Uzi slams her hips down! The smaller drone screams from the overwhelming mix of pain and pleasure as her cunt is stretched and filled with N's enormous cock thanks to her lack of easing into it. "Ah!~ U-Uzi, take it easy! Y-you feel so good.~ But, but you'll hurt yourself if you-"

"I can take it! I can take your entire dick! You're mine N! This dick is mine! It's mine, all mine!~" Uzi cackles insanely, N looking up at her with wide eyes and incredibly shocked by Uzi's possessiveness...but also extremely turned on.

"Ahem." V clears her throat, arms crossed under her massive bust and a pout on her face as she glared at Uzi.

"Don't worry V, you're mine too. My sexy drones.~" Uzi giggles maniacally with a wide grin on her face as she glances at V and Max. "Fuck it, I'll be greedy and take Max too! Why not?! I can do anything! I beat the Solver! I made a deal with Death! I'M THIS PLANET'S FUCKING GOD!!!"

"Okay, I think the rush of adrenaline and endorphins is getting to her." Max comments, a tad worried as Uzi continues to laugh in a psychotic manner.

"I'll be honest, it's kinda cute. But I think she needs to be taken down a peg.~" V snickers while teasingly rubbing her thighs along Max's cock, the human groaning softly in pleasure. "Hey Uzi, you do realize you don't even have half of him inside you right?"

"Huh?" Uzi asks similar to the way N did earlier, and looks down confirming what V said is true. She's barely even reached the halfway point of N's cock, still so much alluring dick waiting to stuff itself inside her tight love tunnel. Uzi audibly gulps as she realizes she may have celebrated too early, losing her huge ego trip. "Oh...w-well I'm no quitter! I said I can take it, so I'll take it!"

"T-There's no need to rush Uzi-" N began just to grit his teeth as Uzi tried to stuff his cock deeper inside her. Grunts and moans of pleasure, pain, and exertion leaving Uzi as she continued to lower her hips. Her hands let go of N's so she can place them on his firm chest in an attempt to steady herself and better guide her hips. Her malleable body began to show a visible bulge in her abdomen as she managed to get nearly all of N's cock in her, but she wasn't sure if she could get those last couple of inches!

"Come on, just get in there..." Uzi mutters, stubbornly bouncing her body up and down. The delectable sight of Uzi's bouncing breasts made N salivate as he tried so hard to remain still and let Uzi go at her own pace...but damn it, even his patience had limits!

"Uzi!~" N cries out her name as he grabs the worker drone's hips. Uzi is completely caught off guard, her body unconsciously relaxing and allowing N to slam her down onto his lap while he thrusts his cock upwards! With a satisfying PLAP and scream of pleasure from Uzi, N's entire cock was finally hilted inside her. "Fuck~ You're so tight, I can barely move. Maybe I should have made it smaller..."

"Y-you can experiment with other sizes later, for now..." Uzi grabs N's hands on her hips and smiles lustfully at him. "FUCK ME!~"

N is surprised by Uzi's enthusiasm, but incredibly aroused too. "Yes ma'am!" N would have saluted too if he could, but his hands were busy lifting up and slamming down his sexy big titty goth gf who he intended on making sure she knew just how much he loved her!

"Fuck, why do the two of them have to look so hot?~" V bit her lower lip as she keeps grinding her wet pussy along Max's cock, the bespectacled drone unable to tear her eyes away from the sight of her boyfriend and girlfriend so eagerly fucking like there's no tomorrow. "Come on Max, no need to be shy. You can fondle my tits, I saw you staring at them.~"

"Fine, you caught me..." Max blushes but does as she requests. His hands move from her hips to her chest, fondling her enormous breasts and letting his fingers sink into the incredibly soft synthetic flesh, earning a pleased moan from V as she rewards the human with a tight squeeze of her thighs around his cock. "Mmm~ D-don't get a big head just because you're hot."

"Too late.~ Already caught one.~" V teases as her hands lower to gently massage the tip of the human's sensitive cock. Her robotic hands feel so perfectly soft, the joints of her fingers smoothed out and the cold metal replaced with refreshingly cool silicone and rubber. No sharp edges at risk of pinching or damaging his flesh, instead only making him gasp in pleasure as fresh precum drools out of the bulbous head.

Uzi and N's tails slowly wrap around each other, the little head on Uzi's tail clamping onto the dulled tip of N's like a jumper cable connecting, the two moaning in pleasure as their love making seemed to grow more in sync with each other's needs! Uzi learns just how to rotate and move her hips to drive N insane with pleasure, and N figures out to angle his thrusts so his cock hits her g-spot repeatedly, making her scream in ecstasy!

"Yes yes yes!~ Don't stop N! Oh fuck me, I love you!~" Uzi cries out, just to blush furiously and place a hand over her mouth. For a moment N pauses his thrusting as he lets the words register in his mind...and then he immediately grabs Uzi by her shoulders and changes their positions so he's on top of her! He immediately starts fucking Uzi so much more passionately, his visor switching back and forth from its X shaped hunting mode, and his usual neon yellow pupils.

"I love you too Uzi! I love you so much!~ My Uzi!~" N cries out in pleasure as he can feel his nuts swell as he nears his orgasm.

"N-no fair, you can't say that so g-genuinely while f-fucking me so good!~" Uzi struggles to speak as N was hunched over her smaller body, his big arms hugging her tight as he rapidly thrusts in and out of her tightening pussy. "I-I can't take it anymore! I'm cumming!~"

"UZI!~" N cries out his girlfriend's name as he finally climaxes, his balls clenching and his cock completely buried deep inside Uzi's orgasming pussy as they both experience a new ecstasy.

"Give it to me N!~ Give me every last drop!~" Uzi moans loudly as her legs instinctively lock around him to pull him closer, her body shuddering as N blasts massive sticky ropes of his own hot white creamy cum directly into Uzi! Even without the parts necessary for getting pregnant, Uzi had a feeling she'd be knocked up instantly with how much N was cumming inside her! Her hypothetical womb would have stood no chance!

"Fuck~ I can't decide if I want to get fucked like that next, or eat out that cum filled worker drone pussy.~" V mutters, gasping softly as she grinds harder against Max's cock, getting tempted so often to just let the tip 'accidentally' slip inside her, but resists!

"I'm not gonna last much longer..." Max warns V, but the drone was too focused on getting herself off to listen! Figuring it wouldn't hurt to help her out some more, he snakes his hand in front of her body before reaching between her legs and carefully rubs his fingers against the outside of her pussy. V gasps in delight, loving the extra pleasure, only for Max to find a certain fleshy 'button'.

"What the- AAAAAHH!~" V cries out in pleasure as her sensitive clit is rubbed back and forth by Max's fingers. Unable to resist, the disassembly drone finally climaxes, her slick drenching not just her own thighs but Max's whole shaft, leaving it a well lubricated mess! Caught in the high of her own pleasure, V nearly collapses against Maxwell, leaning back against the human as she struggles to catch her breath, her processors struggling to keep her out of sleep mode and to stay awake so she can still enjoy what's next to come.

"Hehe, having fun V?" Max asks teasingly, getting only a weak huff from V in return as she tries to stand by herself, Max keeping his hands on her hips to help her stay balanced as he withdraws his cock from her thighs. He unfortunately didn't get to orgasm but figured he didn't mind waiting a little while more since at least this meant everyone has enjoyed one orgasm so far...assuming Uzi wasn't having multiple orgasms with the way she was twitching underneath N.

"So good~ Sex is the best.~" Uzi mumbles as N weakly thrusts at a much slower pace, trying to get every drop of cum out of his nuts and into Uzi.

"Ha, good to know everyone is having fun. Just be careful not to overdo it or you'll be left more than just sore." Max reminds them all as he slowly steps back from V who pouts at him.

"You didn't cum yet..."

"No worries, it just means we're all even. And you're nice and warmed up for N.~" Max teases, V blushing and refusing to look the human directly in the eye.

"T-that's right." N mutters as she slowly starts to pull out Uzi. "Don't worry V, I have more than enough energy in me to make sure you have a good time too." N promises, his cock surprisingly still rock hard! Though it may have helped that Uzi was still squeezing so tight around his cock like she didn't want him to leave.

"Nooooo~ Don't pull out..." Uzi whines as she shakes her hips side to side to try and entice N to thrust back inside.

"Deal with it Doorman, it's my turn with our boyfriend...but I guess I could pay a little fare first.~" V smirks before she leans close to Uzi' admiring her horny fucked silly face before she cups her face with both hands and pulls in her in for a deep sensual kiss.

Uzi moans lustfully into the kiss, cute whimpers escaping her as N slowly pulls inch after inch of his cock out of her. Only once N is completely out of her does V finally break the kiss, leaving Uzi panting and hungry for more.

V and N look deep into each other's eyes before eagerly locking lips for another deep kiss. Uzi squirms, so desperately wanting more, wanting to shove herself between them and take all the attention for herself. Seeing the little mischievous worker drone trying to make a move, Max moves to pick her up by her waist.

"Come on Uzi, let them have their turn together."

"...you know, we kissed so much in front of you Max, it's not fair that you keep getting left out..." Uzi spoke in a quiet voice.

"Well, yeah, but it's not like I mind. It's cute seeing you all-" Max is completely caught off guard as the gremlin of a drone mashes her robotic yet very soft lips against his! He was totally stunned as he experienced Uzi effectively stealing his very first kiss.

"Mmmwah!~" Uzi pulls back, a lustful manic grin on her face as she looks at Max's bewildered expression. "There! Now you have nothing to worry about! Care to let me take your other first time too?~"

N and V broke their kiss, panting softly and looking into each other's eyes...just to look wide eyed at what their girlfriend just did, surprised by the audacity of the worker drone. "...oh she messed up." V mutters, looking at the rage growing in Max's eyes.

"...Uzi, you know I love you, but I'm not gonna stop Max here." N lets her know. He knew Max had no plans to hurt Uzi, he was too kind for that. But he definitely was about to punish the smaller drone.

"Hmm? What are you guys talking ab-" Uzi tries to ask just for Max to drop her onto the ground unceremoniously. "Ow! Hey, what's the big idea!?" Uzi yells out just to blush as Max presents his still erect cock to her face. She looks up to see the ice cold quiet rage on Max's face, the human struggling to stay calm.

"Uzi...I told you very clearly that I wasn't ready to give up my first kiss..." Max began slowly. "...and you just stole it from me." The human growls out, visibly suppressing the animosity in his voice.

"...well to be fair, I never agreed, only N did." Uzi nonchalantly explains, N and V facepalming as they see Uzi metaphorically digging her own grave. Max places his hands on top of Uzi's head, keeping a tight grip making sure she can't escape her oncoming punishment.

"I'm giving you one chance to apologize. Be genuine too, and I'll consider being gentle." Max states in a frigid tone of voice, his cock pulsating in front of Uzi's face, looking ready to turn her mouth into his personal pocket pussy.

Uzi could have easily apologized right then and there. Just suck up her pride, drop the emo image, and accept that she was rash and hurt Max's feelings...instead, she looked up at Max, gave him a feral grin, and doubled down. "...DIE MAD BITCH!~"

"...N, V, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ruin your girlfriend's throat." Max apologizes to the two Murder Drones.

"Totally understandable Max." N gives his okay with a thumbs up.

"Nah it's fine, go for it. You'll be doing us a favor teaching her a lesson. As for me, I think it's time N and I make up for lost time.~" V smirks at N hungrily, said male drone giving a nervous but excited expression.

"Ha! Ruin my throat? I'd like to see you try- GLURK!~" Uzi is finally shut up when Max thrusts forward, his fat human cock spreading her lips and jaw as he shoves more than half of his horny dick in her mouth and down her throat! Uzi audibly gags and chokes as she struggles to accommodate Max's length! Sure she doesn't need air, but she still had no experience feeling something so big and hard filling and stretching out her throat!

"Damn, that's a good look on her.~" V comments, looking at Uzi's surprised and completely caught off guard expression as she gets facefucked by the human. "Now for you.~" V whispers huskily at N, the male drone gulping audibly. "How shall I enjoy myself first?"

"Uh, actually V..." N began nervously with a blush on his visor as he struggled to look his girlfriend in the eye. "Would...would it be okay with you if I took the lead for this?"

V's eyes go wide for a bit as she's surprised by N's suggestion...but certainly wasn't against it. "Oh? Big boy wants to take charge does he? Well...I guess I don't mind letting you on top, only because I'm curious to see what you have planned."

"Thanks V! I promise to make you feel good!" N smiles wide, his adorably dorky grin making V's face heat up before she adjusts her glasses and looks away.

"Yeah yeah just hurry it up. Less yapping and more deep dicking!"

"Oh right! Here, let me help you get in position." N gently grasps V's waist before he places her on the bed with her body facing the mattress and her ass raised in the air. N carefully aligns the fat tip of his cock with the soaking wet entrance to her pussy. It starts to set in that this will be her first time and it makes V a bit anxious...but she couldn't have chosen a better partner.

Not wanting to leave his girlfriend waiting any longer, N carefully pushes the fat bulbous tip inside V's tight wet pussy! V gasps as she feels her inner walls spread, shuddering as N takes it nice and slow. Inch after inch eases into her love tunnel as she has to bite her lip to suppress her moans.

On one hand, she's kinda mad that he's being so gentle with her compared to Uzi earlier, then again Uzi was the one who decided to try and take it all at once. On the other hand, she can't deny loving the anticipation building alongside the pleasure she felt as N takes his time before finally bottoming out, his entire cock sheathed inside her tight needy pussy. Even once completely inside her though, he continued to go slow and steady, enjoying every second his cock rubbing against her inner walls while V was losing her mind!

"N...quit being so gentle.~" V whines, hips wiggling as she tries to get N to pound her harder and faster, the agonizingly sweet and loving pace he was going at was driving her crazy! It was only made worse when his hands would caress her body, dragging his fingers up her hips, teasing her abdomen with feather light touches, then groping her massive tits! She had to bite her lip to keep from moaning as his hands massaged her huge sensitive tits, a gasp escaping her when he would tease her areola, working her inverted nipples until they were so stiff that they were completely exposed and at his mercy!

"I-I swear if you keep this up then I'm gonna- AH!~" V moans out as N kisses at her neck, carefully grazing his sharp metal rendering teeth against the tender flesh, never quite biting, only hinting at how she was completely vulnerable to him. How could she have ever expected N to be such a generous top? If this keeps up then she may get addicted to him being in charge of her!

She had no way to escape him now, no bitchy persona to show off to push him away, no humans or drones to separate them, no eldritch monsters making their lives hell...she had no excuse, no way to run or hide as N intended to make her realize just how much he fucking loved her, and she knew deep down she wanted to accept and reciprocate every last bit of it.

"Hmm, N certainly makes quite the tender lover. V looks like her mental processors are melting from all the attention and affection. What do you think, Uzi?" Max asks in a nonchalant tone of voice as he shoves the drone's head up and down his cock, listening to every muffled choke from her as she wasn't given any time to acclimate to her mouth being used as the human's sex toy.

"MMPH!~" Uzi let out a muffled scream as she struggled to pull away and gain her bearings, but Max had the better leverage to do as he wished with her, and he wished to keep on punishing her. He finally stops pulling and pushing at her head, keeping it still as Uzi felt dizzy from all the rough movement. For a second she wondered if Max was done with her, just for him to tighten his grip on her head and thrust forward! Slamming his entire cock down her snug throat and letting his fat nuts smack against her chin!

Okay, so maybe now she understands that she made him mad. Did that mean she deserved to get used as a toy? No! Maybe she can put a stop to this right now. She's a strong drone, she can use her solver powers to push him back, or maybe shapeshift her hand into claws to scratch at him or...or...oh who was she kidding, she was a fucking power bottom and she loved getting this rough treatment!

Uzi lets out a noisy muffled moan of pleasure as Max has his way with her mouth. She gave in to the facefucking and ran her tongue along Max's shaft, tasting some of V's leftover juices along with Max's own delicious flavor. "Are you enjoying this? Tch, should have known you were a glutton for punishment." Max scoffs, not slowing down in the slightest as he buries his dick deep in Uzi's cock hungry maw, intent on reaching his climax and making sure Uzi feels sorry for her actions.

N pants softly as his hips start to speed up, the growing pleasure making him lose himself to his new lustful instincts yet again as he hugs V closer to his body and thrusts as deep as he can inside her! "Oh biscuits, oh, OH FUCK!~ I LOVE YOU V! I love you so much it hurts!~"

"You- you..." Her initial reaction was to insult him for being so adorably sweet professing his love while his fat cock was rearranging the insides of her newly made pussy! But she can't bring herself to do it, not when he's being so damn honest while simultaneously making her feel so damn good! She wanted to stay strong, to keep her pride and not submit anymore to him, but his genuine feelings for her were too strong. So all she could do was let him know how she felt in return.

"I LOVE YOU TOO N!~ I love you so fucking much!~ I don't ever wanna be separated from you! I'll never forget you! N! N! N!~" She repeatedly moans his name, her long tongue lolling out of her mouth and digital eyes rolling upwards as coolant tears of joy and pleasure drip down the corners of her visor.

"I-I'm getting close V!" N warns her as he begins thrusting even faster, his hips smacking hard against V's thick ass as she moans louder in pleasure. Their tails snake toward each other like they had minds of their own before intertwining and linking together.

"Give it to me N!~ Fill me with all of your love!" V screams out, wanting everything N had to offer! The male drone groans as he grabs onto one of V's legs and lifts it high, resting it over his shoulder as he starts fucking her in a new position that allows him to thrust even deeper inside her!

"Fuck!~ I love you so much! I'm cumming!~" N cries out in pleasure as he feels his balls clench and V's pussy clamp down tight around his cock, both of them moaning loudly as they climax together!

Another thick blast of hot cum pumps out of N's thick cock, V's pussy greedily drinking up what felt like pints of the tall drone's hot sticky jizz! Digital hearts replaced V's pupils as she cums so hard, her tongue lolling out of her mouth as she happily accepts all of N's love and cum.

"Oh god~ Get ready Uzi, because I'm not pulling out of this kiss stealing mouth of yours!" Max growls out as he nears his climax. Uzi's only response is to let out another muffled moan and to hungrily suck on his cock harder in an attempt to repent.

With a groan of pleasure, Max grits his teeth and thrusts, his fat balls smacking against Uzi's chin as his cock twitches and throbs in her tight throat before he finally reaches his second orgasm. A flood of semen rushes out of his tightening nuts and pulsating shaft, Uzi needing to rapidly gulp down mouthful after mouthful of hot sticky human jizz. She just knew she wasn't ever going to forget this taste, not after getting to enjoy it twice! But she was worried if she drank anymore then she'd get addicted and would have to have Max join their strange threeway relationship. Then again, is that such a bad idea?

Max watches as Uzi's throat visibly continues to swallow everything he had to offer. Once his orgasm finishes, he slowly pulls out of her warm wet mouth. Inch after inch of his cock emerges from between her lips until the fat tip of springs free! Uzi was left completely shuddering, apparently experiencing her first hands free orgasm. Who knew she was so into getting her face fucked like that? Certainly good knowledge to share with N later.

Uzi stayed there kneeling in front of the human, gulping whatever cum remained in her mouth before opening her mouth wide to reveal she swallowed every last drop. "Please~ I-I'm sorry.~" Uzi finally apologizes, her robot jaw feeling sore after the facefucking Max gave her.

"Hmph, was that so hard?" Max huffs, accepting the apology but still somewhat cross with her. "Maybe now you'll think twice before being a brat." He tried to keep the anger out of his voice, but Uzi could notice he was still upset.

"...I really am sorry Max. I got really caught up in the moment...and I didn't want you feeling left out..." Uzi admits as she comes down from her pleasure high. The short drone looked genuinely guilty and even ashamed for pushing Max.

Max tries to keep his stern glare...but ends up unable to stay mad at her. "Jeez...okay okay I forgive you. I'm happy you wanted me to feel included, but an important part of any relationship, romantic, sexual, or platonic, is to understand and respect the boundaries of others. In the end I guess it's just another learning experience." Max concludes with a gentle smile on his face.

Uzi smiles back just to blush as she hears V moan again. She turns to look at the drone with quite the sexy fucked silly expression on her face, her mouth open and tongue out with her digital eyes rolling up as N hugs her tight and kisses her neck as he gives her a few more shallow thrusts into her pussy. Their climaxes ended a while ago but they were still riding out the endorphins, feeling so sensitive and tender but not wanting to pull away from each other just yet.

"Well, good to know they certainly had fun too.~" Max chuckles looking at their pleased expressions.

"Well then I'm sure they won't mind if I join in.~" Uzi giggles mischievously as she takes a step toward her girlfriend and boyfriend, just for everyone to freeze as the door opens.

"Hey Uzi, have you seen Max? I wanted to-" J stop, her digital eyes going wide and hollow at the sight of V, N, Uzi, and Max completely naked. "...WHAT THE FU-"

——— I won't lie, a part of me considered giving Max's virginity to Uzi, but I was surprised to see how many people were actually interested in both Max and J! So I figured she can be the one to help Maxwell 'become a man' in the next lewd chapter. Uzi at the very least managed to steal a kiss...but got a bit of 'punishment' in exchange.

This chapter went under at least three rewrites. My original idea was that Max would give the whole 'birds and the bees' talk to the drones and explain how sex works for humans, but I ended up finding it being way too preachy. Would Max's embarrassed reactions to the drone's in depth questions be funny? Absolutely, but it wasn't working out how I would have liked. Then I considered going all in with the sex and having Uzi try to take both N and Max at the same time with V going next, but that didn't feel right either.

Although I absolutely could imagine Uzi looking at both Murder Drones and Max and being like "I could take them."

"In...in a fight right?"

"I could take them.~"

So I ended up finding this great middle ground with exploring a bit of how everyone is settling in their new lives, Max trying to understand his rapidly regenerating bacteria free zombie body, and the main three drones coming in at the worst moment, which leads to questions being asked, and the romantic throuple exploring their new forms while also giving our human some fun!

If you enjoyed this, then there are three more chapters you can enjoy on AO3, Consume: Smut and Fluff.