Chapter 5: The (Strange) 4th Day of School

02:01, 13 September 2025

Amber: You did, what?!

Toadella: The Parents of Gino & Emily, and the Mother of Zack, Katie & Cory... are attending School today!

Amber: You can't do this!!!

Toadella: Of course, I can... my Lawyer says so.

Jolene: It's true.

Toadella: And, I'm marrying her.

Amber: Mr. Frederick... do something!

Mr. Fred: Well, this is just for One Day.

Amber: What?

Toadella: Oh, and also... I've got News for you! You're NOT the LSA in Nursery today!

Amber: WHAT?!?!?!

Toadella: My Fiancee is the LSA, today.

Amber: You're not the Head Teacher!

Jolene: Don't talk to my Fiancee, like that... or I will have Mr. Frederick to suspend you, with immediate affect.

Amber: THIS IS BULL-SH...

Everyone: O_O

Amber: S- Shower... This is Bull-Shower! I had a lovely Shower, last night.

Toadella: You are playing with Fire!

Amber: No, I'm not... I'm in a pointless Meeting!

Toadella: GRRR!!!

In Class...

Toadella: Okay Class, before we start our Lesson... we have new Students joining us today.

Mario: WE ARE NOT MOTHER-FREAKING STUDENTS!!!

Jolene: 10 Seconds in, and I'm writing already.

Jolene started writing.

Mario: What's that Book for?!

Jolene: This Book is me to take Unacceptable Behaviour Notes! Every-time you do something bad in front of a Child, I am writing it down!

Mario: Am I being treated like a Slave?!

Meggy: Look, I think you got the wrong end of the Stick... we don't do anything bad in front of our Kids.

Jolene started writing.

Meggy: WHY IS SHE WRITING?!?!?!

Toadella: You are talking during Class... and it is disturbing the others!

Mario: PISS OFF!!!

Jolene: I'm on Page 2, already.

Toadella: If my Fiancee writes down more than 10 Pages... YOU WILL FAIL THIS RESPONSIBLE PARENTING TRIAL!!!

Meggy: WE TOOK PRENATAL CLASSES, A FEW YEARS AGO!!!

...

Toadella: Sorry about that, Class.

Fred Jr: What are we learning today?

Toadella: Today, we are learning about Shapes.

Mario: I am a Shape!!!

Toadella: Pardon?!

Mario: Remember that song from Mister Maker?

Everyone: ...

Mario: There were giant dancing Shapes... there was a Pink Circle, a Yellow Triangle, a Blue Square & a Red Rectangle! And, they sang a catchy song.

Everyone: ...

Mario: OF COURSE, YOU DON'T REMEMBER... All of you weren't born in 2005!!!

Toadella: *sigh* Today's Lesson is all about Shapes!

Emily: This should be interesting.

Toadella: Oh no, Gino & Emily... you are gonna write something, instead of learning about Shapes!

Meggy: Eh?!

Toadella: Gino & Emily are gonna write; "I will be a good Student and I am very sorry for being a naughty Student!" 100 times!

Meggy: YOU CAN'T DO THAT... They need education!!!

Zack: Ha-Ha!

Toadella: Same goes for Zack, Katie & Cory!

Zack/Katie: WHAT?!?!?!

Cory: 🅱

Karen: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!

Toadella: Babe, can you get the Paper?

Jolene: Certainly, babe.

Toadella: This will teach all of you, a lesson!

Everyone: *SCREAMS* THIS IS BULL-SHIT!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

...

Fred Jr: Miss. Toadella... would you like to watch me throw this Plane?

Toadella: Go on, then... quickly.

Fred Jr. throw the Plane.

Everyone: ...

Mario: The Plane hit the Pentagon.

Toadella looked at the Date.

Toadella: Maybe... it wasn't a good idea to throw that Plane, today.

Mario: Is that Kid related to Osama bin Laden?

Toadella: GET YOUR ASS ON THAT TABLE!!!

Later...

Toadella: Okay you three... you are gonna sit there and be quiet, while you write; "I am so sorry for being a Bad Parent to my Children... I promise I will never ever do it again!" 100 times!

Mario: TOO HARD!!!

Karen: You're just giving us long sentences!!!

Mario: Did you get molested by your own Father, or something!!!

Meggy: Mario, you're making it worse!

Toadella: GRRR... I'M GONNA HIT YOU!!!

Mario: She's threatening me!

Jolene: I didn't hear anything.

Mario: ARE YOU DEAF?!?!?!

Toadella: Sit down and shut up... get your Pencils out, and start writing now!!!

Meggy: This is torture!

Toadella: When your Hand starts to hurt, switch to the other! If your other Hand starts to hurt, switch again! If both Hands are hurting... use your Mouths!

Mario: Our Mouths?

Toadella: If I hear a peep out of you... you're starting all over again!

Mario: Peep!

Toadella: ...

Mario: Peep Peep!

Toadella: Shush!

*THROWS PENCIL POT*

Toadella: OUCH!!!

Everyone: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

Toadella: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

*SMACK*

Mario: OUCH... THE TEACHER HIT ME!!!

Jolene: I didn't see anything.

Mario: ARE YOU BLIND, TOO?!?!?!

Toadella: START WRITING!!!

Meggy/Karen: *sigh*

Mario: I can't believe this!!!

Toadella: NO TALKING!!!

Mario, Meggy & Karen started writing.

Mario: *wheezes*

Meggy: What's so funny?

Mario: Who pissed in her Corn Flakes?

Meggy/Karen: *wheezes*

Toadella: MARIO... 100 MORE TIMES!!!

Mario: I don't give a crap.

...

Meggy: This is torture.

Mario: *wheezes*

Meggy: What now?

Mario: Who whacked off in her Rise Krispies?

Meggy/Karen: *wheezes*

Toadella: MARIO, MEGGY & KAREN... 100 MORE TIMES FOR ALL OF YOU!!!

Mario: Ooo, she nasty!

Karen: Shut up, Mario... you're gonna get us into more trouble.

Meggy: That's enough now, honey.

Mario: *sigh*

Karen: What did the Teacher say, again?

Mario: *wheezes* Hey, Meggy.

Meggy: Be quiet.

Mario: Karen?

Karen: No!

Mario: I'm gonna say it, anyway.

Meggy/Karen: What?!

Mario: WHO TOOK A SHIT... IN HER WEETABIX?!?!?!

Everyone: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂😂

Toadella: *SCREAMS* MARIO, THAT IS IT... I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN!!! You are going to Head Teacher's Office!!! 😡😡😡

https://youtu.be/CivujboA-0M

Mario: Wharrr I do?!

Toadella: JUST GO TO THE OFFICE!!!

Mario: Wharrr I do?!

Jolene: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!!!

Mario: WHARRR I DO?!?!?!

Toadella: YOU ARE PLAYING WITH FIRE, WHILST SKATING ON THIN ICE!!!

Mario: No, I'm not... I'm in a Class-room.

Toadella: GET OUT OF MY CLASS-ROOM!!!

Mario: Hold on... I need to make a PSA.

Mario went to the front of the Class-room.

Toadella: Where are you going?!

Mario: Hey Class... I've got an interesting lesson for you all! YOU NEED TO TELL YOUR TEACHER TO LICK MY BUTT-HOLE!!!

Zack: This sounds more interesting!

Mario: Also, did you know that your big fat stinking Whale Teacher Bitch was supposed to be on one of those hijacked Planes that crashed into the Twin Towers... 24 Years ago, today?!

Zack: I didn't know that!

Mario: I got this Family-Friendly Image about what happened, back in 2001... let's just say that these Towers, are the same Age as you lot! And, the Plane is a Feeding Spoon.

Toadella: MARIO!!!

Mario: Right now... you shouldn't feed Babies at the WTC Area, and say to them; "Here comes the Airplane!"

Toadella: STOP IT, NOW!!!

Mario: Not only that your Teacher survived... her real name is Osama bin Toadella! She is Osama bin Laden's long lost Pen Pal... and he was the one who caused FOUR Planes to crash across the USA!

Toadella: I'M WARNING YOU!!!

Mario: And, when you lot are older... you're gonna watch this Cartoon called; Family Guy! And, the creator; Seth MacFarlane was actually supposed to be on one of those Planes... but he escaped Death!

Toadella: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

Mario: So, if your Teacher does anything that she wants you to do... tell her to lick my Butt-hole!

Zack: LICK MY BUTT-HOLE, TEACHER!!!

Everyone: *CHANTING* LICK MY BUTT-HOLE... LICK MY BUTT-HOLE... LICK MY BUTT-HOLE...

Toadella started to have a Stroke.

Toadella: *SCREAMS* AHH!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Zack: I rate this Lesson; 9 out of 11.

After that...

https://youtu.be/gZGH9pgttWE

Toadella: *SCREAMS* THAT IS IT, I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR NONSENSE... I AM SUING YOU FOR DESTROYING MY CAR!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡

Mario: WHAT?!?!?! I DID NOT DESTROY YOUR CAR!!!

Zack: Mario did it.

Karen: Zack!!!

Toadella: I... BLOODY... KNEW... IT!!!!! 😡

Mario: ZACK IS A GRASS... AND SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!

Toadella: Don't you talk to other people's Kids, like that!!!

Karen: My Zack is a Poopy-Head, sometimes!

Zack: U WOT, M8?!

Toadella: CALLING YOUR OWN KIDS NAMES NOW, ARE WE?!?!?!

Meggy: You are losing your Marbles!!!

...

Jolene: You heard my Fiancee... as of now, you are being sued by Toadella & the School for Criminal Damage and Bad Parenting.

*HEAD-BUTT*

Jolene: OUCH!!!

Meggy: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!

Mr. Fred: MRS. SPLETZER!!!

Toadella: LOOK AT YOU... You are not fit to be around your Kids!!!

Mr. Fred: Can we all just calm down, just for one second?!

Toadella: Come on, kids... let's go to the Sensory Room, together.

Mario: You are not touching Emily's Anus!!!

Jolene: Time to go to Court!

Karen: Listen, it's 3 vs 2... we can take them!

Toadella grabbed Mario & Meggy.

Mario: GET OFF ME, YOU BITCH!!!

Meggy: GINO... EMILY!!!

Jolene grabbed Karen.

Karen: AHH... KIDS!!!

Mr. Fred: Um... you can chill out in the Sensory Room, for the rest of the Morning.

Gino/Emily: ...

Zack: Toadella can lick my Butt-hole.

Later...

JubJub: Alright, Michael Jordan!!!

*THROWS BALL*

JubJub missed.

JubJub: *sigh* Basketball sucks!

Amber: Practice makes perfect, JubJub.

JubJub: Are you feeling okay, Miss. Honey?

Amber: Um... JubJub?

JubJub: Yeah?

Amber: Between you and me... there's something I gotta get off my Chest.

JubJub: What is it?

Amber: Your old Nursery Teacher is threatening to take Mario, Meggy & Karen... away from Gino, Emily & the Kittens.

JubJub: Jesus!

Amber: I think she's going too far.

JubJub: Wow, she's losing her mind.

Amber: I know.

Toadella: WHO IS LOSING HER MIND?!?!?!

Toadella appeared.

Amber: Um...

Toadella: Did you just tell this Student about our Private Business?!

Amber: I beg your pardon?

JubJub: What's going on?

Toadella: RIGHT!!!

Toadella stormed off.

Amber: Where are you going?!

Amber followed her.

JubJub: Wow, Miss. Honey was right... my old Nursery Teacher really is losing it.

*THROWS BASKETBALL*

Student: OUCH!!!

JubJub: I HATE BASKETBALL!!!

Inside...

Amber: Where are you going?!

Toadella: I'm gonna get you sacked!!!

Amber: W- What?!

Toadella: I'm gonna make an official complaint against you!!!

Amber: Look, it's not what it looks like!!!

Toadella grabbed Amber.

Amber: AHH!!!

Toadella: YOU LITTLE GRASS... What did you tell him?!

Amber: GET OFF ME!!!

Toadella: What did you tell that Student?! TELL ME, RIGHT NOW!!!

Amber: J- JubJub wanted to know what was up with me, because I felt concerned!!!

Toadella: YOU DO NOT GRASS ON OTHER MEMBERS OF STAFF, AND TELL OTHER STUDENTS... THEY ARE ONLY KIDS!!!

Amber: Get your Hands off me, now!!!

Toadella: Or what?! You're gonna go running up to Mr. Frederick, to tell off a Teacher who knows how to teach Students on how to behave responsibly... and you're gonna tell other Students about this?! I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Amber: Look, I'm sorry... alright?! Just let me go... you're hurting me!!!

Toadella: *sigh* I'm sorry too.

Amber: Really?

Toadella: FOR THIS!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

*KNEE HIT*

Amber: AHH!!!

Amber fell to the Floor.

Amber: *coughs*

Toadella: You are not a Teacher... and you'll NEVER will be!!!