Chapter 2: The 1st Day of School

Toadella: Good Morning, kids... welcome to your first ever Day of School.

Everyone: Good Morning!

Toadella: So, let me introduce myself... my name is Miss. Toadella, and I will be your Nursery Teacher.

Everyone: Good Morning, Miss. Toadella.

Toadella: How about we introduce all of you lot, as well? So, we get to know each other... over the next few Months.

Gino: When's Home-time?!

Zack: Bro wants to go Home, already.

Toadella: Settle down, Class!

Gino: *cough*

Toadella: Okay, let's start by going round... let's start with the Kitten with the Yellow Shirt, over there.

Cory: ...

Toadella: What's your name?

Cory: ...

Toadella: Hello? What's your name?

Zack: He no talk.

Cory: 🔊🔊🔊

Katie: His name is Cory.

Toadella: Nice to meet you, Cory... say; Hi to Cory, Class!

Everyone: Hi, Cory.

Cory: 🅱🅱🅱

...

Toadella: Okay, what's your name?

Zack: My name is Zack... and I like these Blocks.

Toadella: Well, technically... these Blocks belongs to the School.

Zack: NO... THESE ARE MY BLOCKS NOW!!!

Toadella: Zack... you should be aware that we have a Time-Out Corner, over there! If you don't behave, you will be sent to Time-Out.

Zack: Time-Out is boring.

Toadella: Then, behave yourself.

Gino: I like playing Blocks!

Zack: GET YOUR OWN BLOCKS, FART-FACE!!!

*THROWS BLOCK*

Gino: DON'T YOU THROW BLOCKS!!!

Zack: FIGHT ME, PUSSY!!!

Gino: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*SMACK*

*KICK*

Toadella: OI!!!

Everyone: *CHANTING* FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT!!!

Toadella broke the Fight up.

Toadella: Zack, you're going into Time-Out!!!

Zack: He kicked me!!!

Toadella: I don't care!!!

Zack: *SPIT*

Toadella: GRRR!!!

After that...

Toadella: Alright, Class... since Zack is in Time-Out, over there... we're gonna learn about Letters & Numbers.

Zack: Let me back in!!!

Toadella: If you can behave for 5 Minutes... I'll let you back in.

Zack: TOO LONG!!!

Toadella: Okay, this list of Letters is called; The Alphabet... can you repeat the name?

Emily: Alphabet.

Toadella: Very good, Emily.

Emily: Yay!

Toadella: Let's go through ONE Letter at a time, really slowly.

The whole Class went through the Alphabet.

Toadella: Well done, Class.

Zack: Miss. Toadella... it's been 5 Minutes! Can I come back in!

Toadella: You may.

Zack: YES!!!

Gino: Throw another Block and you're dead!

...

Toadella: Okay, let's go through the Alphabet again... and this time, I'm gonna point to a Letter and you're gonna say it.

Gino: Okay?

Toadella: Gino, what's this Letter?

Toadella points to the 'A'.

Gino: Um...

Zack: She literally just said it.

Toadella: Shut up, Zack!!!

Gino: Um...

Zack: It's A!!!

Gino: A.

Toadella: Zack, no talking... or else, you're back in Time-Out!!!

Zack: *sigh*

Toadella: Emily, what's this Letter?

Toadella points to the 'B'.

Emily: B.

Cory: 🅱

Toadella: Well done, Emily.

Zack: Hey Emily... B is for Blocks!!!

*THROWS BLOCK*

Emily: OUCH!!!

Zack: KATIE DID IT!!!

Katie: What?!

Emily: WHY YOU!!!

*SMACK*

Katie: OUCH!!!

Zack: Ha-Ha!!!

Toadella: OI, I SAW EVERYTHING... Zack, you're going back into Time-Out!!!

Zack: I didn't do it!!!

Emily: Ha-Ha!!!

Toadella: And Emily... you're going into Time-Out, for hitting Katie!!!

Emily: What?!

Zack: Ha-Ha!!!

Toadella: If you Kids don't behave, after this Lesson... you're not getting Milk & Cookies!

Emily: I want Milk & Cookies!

Toadella: Then, behave!!!

Gino: Ha-Ha... I get them, you don't.

Emily: SHUT UP, GINO!!!

*THROWS BLOCK*

Gino: OUCH... YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!

Toadella: *SCREAMS* THAT IS IT, I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN... NO ONE GETS MILK & COOKIES!!! 😡😡😡

Katie: N- NO MILK & COOKIES?!?!?!

Everyone: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

Cory: 🔊🔊🔊

Toadella: ALRIGHT, FINE... It's time for Milk & Cookies!!!

Everyone: *CHEERING* YAY!!!

Later...

Toadella: Okay, Class... we are now gonna learn about our Numbers.

Zack: I WANT MORE MILK!!!

Gino: ME TOO!!!

Emily: Yummy Milk!

Gino: GIMME MILK!!!

Emily: Go away!!!

Gino: *SCREAMS* WAAA!!! 😭

Toadella: Gino, settle down!!!

Zack: I WANT MORE MILK & COOKIES!!!

Emily: THESE ARE MINE!!!

*BLOWS RASPBERRIES*

Toadella: BE QUIET, YOU THREE!!!

Everyone: ...

Toadella: Right, time to learn the Numbers.

Gino: M I L K

Toadella: One... Two... Three... Four... Five!

Goomba Jr: There's only 5 Numbers?

Toadella: No, Goomba Jr... there are more Numbers than 5!

Goomba Jr: I only see 5.

Toadella: There's Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten! And, there's even more than 10.

Goomba Jr: Jesus, that's a lot of Numbers!

...

Toadella: Now... who wants to come up to the front, and count up to 10?

Zack: ME... ME... ME!!!

Katie: NO... ME!!!

Gino: ME!!!

Toadella: Emily, would you like to come up?

Emily: Okay!

Gino: WHAT?!?!?!

Zack: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Toadella: CALM DOWN, CLASS!!!

Emily: One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!

Toadella: Well done, Emily!

Everyone: *APPLAUSE* 👏👏👏

Zack: NO... HOW COME SHE KEEPS GETTING ALL THE CREDIT?!?!?!

Gino: NOT FAIR!!!

Emily: You jealous!!!

Zack: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU BITCH?!?!?!

Toadella: O_O

Emily: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Gino: YOU LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!!!

Zack: MAKE ME BITCH!!!

Toadella: *GASP* ZACK... That is a naughty word! We do not say that!!!

Zack: YOU'RE A BITCH TOO!!!

Gino: YOU BIGGER ONE, BITCH!!!

Emily: HA-HA... BITCH!!!

Zack: THAT'S IT!!!

Katie: I WANNA PIECE OF THIS!!!

Cory: 🔊🔊🔊

And, it all kicked off...

https://youtu.be/KZcC1oK291I

*PUNCH*

*KICK*

*SMACK*

Everyone: *CHANTING* FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT... FIGHT!!!

Mr. Fred: What the hell?!

Mr. Fred the Head Teacher came in.

Toadella: CLASS... THE HEAD TEACHER IS HERE!!!

Mr. Fred: Let's get them off!!!

Fred Jr: Oh, Hi Daddy!!!

Mr. Fred: Not now, Son!!!

Toadella: YOU FIVE... BREAK IT UP!!!

The Teachers broke the Fight up.

Mr. Fred: It looks like we have ourselves a problem!

Toadella: Gino, Emily, Zack, Katie & Cory started fighting about Milk & Cookies... they were throwing Blocks at each other, and they started to get jealous about Emily counting up to 10!!!

Mr. Fred: That's not how Nursery Students should behave.

Toadella: And, they started saying Naughty Words!

Mr. Fred: Naughty Words?!

Toadella: The B-Word... which is another name for a Female Dog.

Mr. Fred: Hmm... it looks like the 5 of you have made your Nursery Teacher, very upset!

Gino: HE STARTED IT!!!

Zack: PISS OFF!!!

Toadella: *GASP* ANOTHER RUDE WORD!!!

Mr. Fred: Students... where did you learn such Language & Violence?!

Zack: Not from you Dumb-asses!!!

Mr. Fred: I think we're gonna need to have a Parent-Teacher Conference.

Toadella: Wait until your Mummies & Daddies hear about this!

Zack: Our Dad is an evil Robot with Weapons!

Emily: My Daddy likes Spaghetti.

Toadella: Kids, we're telling your Parents!!!

Everyone: *gulp*

https://youtu.be/ArulSKVKYYk

Cory: *POOPS* 💩💩💩💩💩

Everyone: ...

Zack: Sweet Jesus, Cory... those Milk & Cookies aren't settling right, aren't they?

Cory: *POOPS* 💩💩💩💩💩

At the Meeting...

Mario: Um... why are we here?

Meggy: Miss. Toadella, I'm very surprised that we were called here... what's going on?

Toadella: Mario, Meggy & Karen... I'm afraid that your Children did not have a good very first Day of Nursery.

Meggy: Eh?!

Toadella: First of all... Zack has been throwing Blocks at other Students!

Zack: Gino did it, as well!

Gino: Shut up!!!

Toadella: Then, Emily hit Katie.

Katie: I was framed!

Toadella: And then, all 5 of them turned the Nursery Class-room... into a Wrestling Ring!

Emily: He hit me!!!

Toadella: Am I missing anything else?!

Zack: Cory pooped all over the Floor.

...

Karen: I can't believe you, Zack!!!

Zack: Katie & Cory were fighting, as well!

Mario: Um... do I hit my Kids?

Meggy: OMG, Gino & Emily don't usually do those things... they are usually act like Good Angels.

Toadella: They said the B-Word, as well!

Karen: YOU DID, WHAT?!?!?!

Mario: Wow, Kids grow up so fast!

Karen: Zack... you are going straight to Bed, when we get Home!!!

Zack: But, it's still Day-time!

Toadella: Also, I've got Tonight's Home-work for your Children.

Toadella handed out the Home-work.

Toadella: Tonight... we want your Kids to find THREE objects that begin with any Letter of the Alphabet.

Mario: Any Letter of the Alphabet?

Toadella: For example... if they find a Book, it will begin with the Letter; 'B'.

Mario: That makes sense.

Toadella: The Home-work is due tomorrow.

Mario: Understood.

Toadella: I'll see you, tomorrow.

At the Castle...

SMG4: Hey, everyone!

Tari: How was Little Gino & Emily's first Day of Nursery?

Mario: A piece of Poop.

SMG4: Eh?!

Mario: Apparently, Gino & Emily were fighting with Karen's Kids.

Emily: They started it!!!

Tari: Oh no!

SMG4: Bloody hell... they don't behave like that, when they're here.

Meggy: I know, it's a bit of a shock.

Mario: Karen's Kids started it.

Meggy: We did make sure that it won't happen again, though.

Tari: Good.

Meggy: They did tell us that they learnt about Letters & Numbers.

Tari: Wow, good for them!

...

Gino: Right, let's play!

Meggy: Um... I don't think so, Gino!

Gino: What?

Meggy: You & Emily have got Home-work to do, tonight.

SMG4: Jesus... Home-work on the first Day of School?

Mario: Yeah, and it's due tomorrow.

SMG4: Okay, what do they have to do?

Mario: They have to find THREE objects that begin with any Letter of the Alphabet.

SMG4: Okay?

Mario: For example... if they have a Book, they have to say what Letter it begins with.

Meggy: B is for Book.

Mario: Or, C is for Castle.

SMG4: You can't carry a Castle.

Mario: I'M GIVING YOU EXAMPLES!!! 😡

Tari: Well, I'm happy to help them.

Meggy: Thanks, Tari.

Meggy & Tari took the Kids to another Room.

Mario: Amy will start Nursery, in 2 Years time.

SMG4: I know... Kids grow up so fast.

Mario: Would you like an emotional Parent hug?

SMG4: Yes, I would like that.

*EMOTIONAL PARENT HUG*