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Credit to 147ibsarcasm

If there’s one thing you never do, unless you’re like Bofur because that little shit can stand pretty much anything you throw at him, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Anyway if there is one thing you’re never to do it is drink anything Professor Gandalf has made, especially if you didn’t see him make it. Unfortunately for Bilbo no one ever sent him that memo. And that is how he ended up on the couch in the study hall with Fili, Kili, Balin and Ori all but passed out and muttering something to himself that made no sense to anyone but him.

“Shouldn’t we take him to the nurse?” Ori asked, although he was slumped back in his chair and made no indication he was getting up, not to mention bothering to take Bilbo to the nurse.

“He’ll be fine, it’s not like he drank the whole thing. I’m sure he’ll snap out of it sooner or later…” Fili shrugged “….I mean he threw most of it up already…”

While the rest of the group chatted and argued over what was the best thing to do for poor Bilbo, Kili sat next to him hesitantly rubbing a hand on his back. He was only doing it to help calm him down, he told himself. Besides if it was him Bilbo would do the same or at least Fili would like he’d done before when he used to hang around Bombur too much and….well that was a different story for another time.

While Kili was lost in his thoughts Bilbo had started to shudder again, not as bad as before when he left class but still. Leaning over slowly and resting his head on Kili’s shoulder, eyes half lidded and sort of glazed, he sighed. That instantly snapped Kili out his thoughts. Glancing down he gulped, his cheeks turned florid as he stared at the blond curly hair against his neck and shoulder. When he looked up again Fili was giving him the most ridiculous face, he was one of the only ones he told about having a crush on the short, nerdy, new kid. After a few moments he calmed down some, finally unfrozen from his anxiety, and cautiously took Bilbo’s hand in his. Bilbo moved closer, whether it was consciously or not Kili had the goofiest grin on his face and the others only rolled their eyes and continued to talk.

After about fifteen minutes Thorin came into study hall, finally learning about Bilbo’s stupid mistake. The first thing he noticed as he walked over was that Kili was close to Bilbo, really close. Fili nudged his brother as Thorin got closer and Kili gently but quickly pushed Bilbo off him. “He….Um….It was Gandalf’s tea…..he’s, um, inebriated and I was….” Kili stuttered out with a apologetic smile on his face as Thorin stood in front of the couch with an unamused look on his face. Turning to the now confused teen Thorin’s frown turned into worried grimace. “Are you okay?” He asked, simultaneously helping Bilbo off the couch, holding his boyfriend’s smaller wobbly frame up.

Bilbo gave him a funny smile and nodded quickly, instantly regretting it as his head hurt and now he felt dizzy.

“I’m taking you home, the rest of you slackers can go back to class.” Thorin said, giving Kili one last warning glance before walking out with an arm around Bilbo, holding him up. Everyone started to disperse, whether to go back to class or not Kili didn’t care. He sat in the same spot for a few more seconds before Fili put an arm around his brother comfortingly and gave him a small smile. “Wanna ditch and go get a milkshake? I’m paying.” Kili nodded and followed after his brother, but even a milkshake couldn’t get rid of the feeling of disappointment that remembering Bilbo was Thorin’s boyfriend caused him. But it didn’t matter, as long as he could still hang out with the teen he was content.