Episode 36 (Part J2) - (Part L3)

Episode 36 (Part J2)(Chinmay enters and after that Tia enters)Tia-Mamma Happy wala Birthday .. (she hugs her)K-Ole mela bachcha .. (she hugs her back)Tia-Papa ne laya muje yaha bola chup jao .. Mumma ko sulplize denge!K-Acha... Ye toh sabse acha surprize hai baby!Tia -Acha maa ..aapko gift me kya chahiye??K-Kuch bhi nahi tum aagai na !! Sabse bada Gift diya hai tumhare papa ne (looks at darshan and gives a bold look) Nats-Tu toh gaya ab.. Pyaar se nahi dekh rahi wo D-Haan wo toh main bhi dekh raha hu!!C-Sorry Khushi ...Ab meri aankhon me plz mat dekho K-Haha..(They all celebrate her b'Day but khushi doesnt talk to Darshan and neither did Darshan make an effort to talk .)Tia-Papa Aapne mumma k liye gift nahi laya na.. ab mumma ko ak kisshi do.. D-(Comes near khushi and keeps his hand on her shoulder) Main mumma k liye bohot kuch laaya hu par baad me dunga .. Abhi tia ne kaha hai toh kisshi toh deni hi padegi.. (He kisses her cheek)K-Boring sa kiss tha Tia!! Tumhare papa ko kissi dena bhi nahi aata.. tum do!! (tia kisses her) Ye hui na baat ! sikho kuch bachi se !! Kitni pyaari hai ye aur iska "Pyaar"!!D- (Nats comes closer ) Yaar yaha dhamaka hone wala hai ... trailer launch ho chuka hai!Nats-Haha.. (Darshan makes faces)Tia-Papa Monkey wala firse plss..D- (Monkey kya ab teri mummy muje gadha bhi bana degi)

Episode 36 (Part J3)(After the party gets over darshan drops tia and khushi's frnds to their homes )(Darshan return's)Nats-Wo gayi..D-Kaha???C-Humne use bohot roka!D-Kaha??? Chinu .. tum dono theek se bataoge kya???C-Tu dekh room me.(Darshan sees that khushi's cupboard was empty)D-Chinu tum logo ne use jane kyu diya !!C-Humara nahi suna usne !! She was damn angry!!!D-Shit!Nats-Srry yaar !! Ab kya kare??D-(He sits ..tears roll down his eyes) Shit yaar ... I dinn mean to hurt her!K-Aur main bhi tumhe hurt nahi kar sakti .. Bas thoda natak karna pada!!D-Khushi? (He hugs her tightly) I am so sorry if u felt bad. So so sorry!K-Naah it was the best birthday.. wth all emotions together!!D-(he holds her even tighter) (Chinmay coughs)C-Hum bhi hai yaha !!Nats-A boyfrnd aise koi disturb karta hai kya !C-Acha!! Tumhe bada pata hai.. Nats-(holds his hand) Kitne cute lagg rahe hai dono!D-Tum dono pagal khane se bhaag kar aaye ho!! Aise lagg raha hai!Nats-Bhalai ka zamana hi nahi raha !! Acha bola toh bhi suno nai bola toh bhi suno!!K-Nahi nahi... Bas ankhon me dekho!! Hain na Chinu C-Plz ab taang mat kheech D-(Comes closer to Chinmay and holds him) Dekho meri ankhon me Gore !! Dekho !! Kya dikhra hai??C-Teri aankhen aur moti dikhrahi hai chashme k wajese!!D-Gore !! Acting class laga le tu!! Kaam aayega ..warna aankh dikhadikhakar aandha bana dega tu sabko!!(They all laugh)

Episode 36 (Part K)(Soon Chinnats leave)C-I hope sab theek ho unke beech.. pata nahi kyu... dono bohot dukhi lag rahe hai.. V shud plan a vacation aise muje lagg raha hai!!Nats-Han tum theek kehh rahe ho!!C-Bas sab theek ho jaye!!(Khushi was cleaning up the room and darshan was helping her.. they both dint talk to eachother.. she was about to turn and leave the room he held her hand)K-Kya hua darrsh??D-Tum itni chup kyu ho?K-Kuch nahi darrsh.. Nas thoda kaam hai.. fir baat karte hai!!D-Chhodo ye sab.. main phone par nahi baat kar raha jo tum aise keh rahi ho!!K-Darrsh?D-Itna bura laga?? K-Nahi darrsh.. muje bura toh iss baat ka laga ki maine bhi tumhare saath bohot galat kiya!! Main kolkata chali gayi tumhe bina bataye!  Aur aaj jab tumne mujse aise bartaav kiya toh muje wahi yaad aaya...D-Are khushi.. (He hugged her) Aisi koi baat nahi baba.. itna serious hogai tum!! Bhul jao sab !!K-Hmm..D-Beer piye??K-Ha??D-Haan Beer!! Piye??K-Maine kabhi nahi pi!D-I ll get it wait!! (He gets it after 15 min 2 Bottles of Budweiser)D-Lo mil gayi!! K-Aaj aise khayal kyu aaya.. D-Try karna tha.. ab biwi k saamne toh chalta hai na!!K-Haha.. biwi ko bhi shaamil kar rahe ho isme !!By God kaisa Pati hai!!D-Haha..(They both drink the whole bottle )K-Dallllshhhh !!sarrr ghum raha hai... ab gaadi ki zalulat nahi!!. Puri duniya mere aaju baju se ghum rahi hai!!D-Ohhh(Lagta hai chadgayi ise) Neend aarahi hai??K-Anna?(Kya in malayalam)D- Ab ye kya tha???K-Ni gujju alle ninak angane manasil aavaana!! (Tu gujju hai na tuje kaise samjhega!!)D-Toh ab ye konsi bhasha hai??K-Mallu .. Malayalam .. Do u undherstand? D- Yes Yes I UNDHERSTAND!!K-Meri nakal kar rahe ho?D-Are nai.. Kaha phas gaya ab pata nahi kya kya sunna padega!!K-Anna da.. (Kya hai)D-Anda (egg) Murgi ka anda!!K-(she widens her eyes) Wattayi alle? (Pagal hogaya kya?)D-Khushi so jao!K-Poda (Ja) Ni poyi urangu (tu jake soja) D-Pida puda kya kar rahi hai yaar (he holds her)

Episode 36 (Part K1)K-Pida nahi.. Poda .. Poda matlab ja!! (she comes closer to him keeps her hand on his shoulder) Dekh dost .. Tu muje gujju sikha main tuje mallu sikhaungi!D-Dost??K- Dost toh hindi me na.. nai samjhi?? Dost matlab Frrrrfrrrfiend!! Ab samaj gayi?D-Haan poori tarah se gayi!! Pati ko dost bana diya.. wo bhi ladki? Lagta hain ab daadi waadi .. muche sab badhani padegi.. warna ye south indian muje kacha kha jayegi!!K-Ale Rani.. tu khud she baat mat kar.. dekh idar( he holds his chin) Make up lagaya kal.. lipstick nai leti kya tu? Lakme k shades bhari hai!D-Leti hu na.. wo aaj bhul gayi lagana!!K-(she holds his hair ) Ladkiyon k baal lambe hote hai tune toh boy cut hi kar diya.. Karu kya ab tera.. Chal tuje mai lipstick laga k deti (She stands up)D-Khushi?...K-Aul zala pyaar se .. Rani mardangi awaz hogayi hai teri.. tera pati bhaag jayega (she laughs)D-Nai.. (he talks lyk gal) Wo kya hai gala baith gaya!! (gala kya main hi baith gaya)K-Main naukar hu kya idhar aa!! (she applies lipstick On his lips)D-Main apna mu na dekhu ab!! Hayyy izzat utar di khushi!! lipstick??K-Maine tera rape thodi kiya rani.. aur aise ho bhi nahi sakta na.. !! D-Hey bhagwaan ab ye kya kya karwayegi mujse!!K-Aur thodi moti ho ja!! Ye aise aadmiyon k jaise chhati chapta kar rakha hai.. (she comes closer) Padded pehna kar padded!D- Khushi?? K-Size kya hai tera..D-(keeps his hand on her mouth) Over size hai filhal ab soye??K-Uukkk s..skzk.. (he removes his hand) Abe aise  kya sharma rahi hai!! Size hi pucha hai. mera de deti tuje !!D- Naaaaaahhhhiii! K-Kya hua? D-Main kisi aur ka nahi pehenti!K-Acha toh aaram se bol na!!D-Huff . . haan wahi.K-Tera koi hai kya bf.. vf.. ha?? Rani?? Bolna .. kya kya kiya uske saath??D- Hai .. par kuch kiya nahi abhi tak..K-Kuch bhi nahi !! Wo toh dikh raha hai size dekh .. kaandi (stick) Lag rahi hai.

Episode 36 (Part K2)D-Mere size se aur bf ka kya samband?K-Bohot bada gehra kamasutra wala samband!D- Shit !K-Kabhi padh liya kar!!D-Tune padhi hai??K-Muje garaz nahi ... muje sab pata hai!!D- Bhaari hai!!K-Wahi toh.. Bf hone se sab samaj jata!!D-Tera bf ??K-Hai na.. Kisiko bata mat ak damm gora chitta hai!! D-(Gora chitta ?? ) Aur ??K-Kya batau tuje... !! Kya kiss karta hai!! Imraan hashi bhi zero hai uske saamne!!D-Waah (Hosh me nahi rehti toh tarif acha kar leti hai) K-Ak kami hai usme!!D-KamiK-Haan kami!! Par wo main tuje kyu batau!! D-Batana yaar.. ab mujse kya chhupana!K-Are wo indian kamm foreigner zyda lagta haiD- Ye kami thi (Khali fukat excited hogaya tha)K-Waise acha hai.. ! Humara gora gora bachcha hoga!D-Acha.. itna yakeen?K-haan fir .. pati gora ..main gori bachcha b gora!!D-Hmmm..K-Tera bf gora hai kya?D-Nahi uska rang hi samaj me nahi aata mixed hai!!K-Acha hai... gender toh mixed nai na!!D- Nahi ladki hai!K-Awwwwww !!! Yani tu .... tu... ladki se pyaar karti!!! Lesbo (she hits him) Are par fir.. kaise... Tum kaise romance karte?D-Nahi karte hum romance!!K-Kiss toh kiya hoga hi na!!D-Tuje karu kya kiss?K-Pagal mere wale ko pata chala na toh bas fir!!D-Kuch nahi hoga chill (he nails her) K-Rani?? Aise harkat mat kar !!D-Karungi!! (he places his lips on hers n kisses her holding her waist tight )K-Hawwwwwwwwww Rani ?? D-Kaisa laga kiss?K-Mere wale ka zyda acha hai!! D-Ab soja meri maa!!K-Nahi!! Chal apne kapde nikal!!D-Kyu?K-Kiss k saath romance bhi kar sakte na!! Tune tere wali k saath kuch nahi kiya na...D-God ise galati se bhi pilaunga nahi aaj k baad!!Dekho khushi!! Its me Darshan K-(holds his collar unbuttons his shirt) Rani kya perfume lagati hai yaar tu!!D-Khushi mai Rani nahi Raja hu!!K-Rani kya body hai yaar gym jati kya???D-Nahi Pagal khane jane ka soch rahi hu!

Episode 36 (Part K3)K-(She removes his shirt) Tu toh gori hai yaar!! Kya lagg rahi hai aadhi nangi D-(Yaar ab muje sharam aa rahi hai) Khushi...K-Kiss karte waqt nahi sharmayi ab kya hua???D-Aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua!!K-Ab ho raha hain jaan!! Bas tu moti hoja.. aise rahegi toh tera pati bhi bhaag jayega!!D-(Maine lyf me kabhi aise nahi socha ak ladki k bareme) Acha.. koshish karungi!K-Aur kisi ladke se pyaar kar.. tere hormones ko sahi jagah nacha!! Ladkiyon ko dekhke naachne mat de!!D-() Hmmm...K-Garmi nahi ho rahi ... ??? Ye le Tere size ka hai.. naya.. mere paas.. try karle.. !!D- Nai.. Main wo kabhi nahi pehnuga!!K-Penn aayatum idu idatilanno (ladki hokar ye nahi pehnegi) D-No penn only pencil rubber!! ( God bacha le .. he runs n she runs behind wth a 2 piece in hand) K-Are padded hai no problrm comfortable hai!!D-Main uncomfortable hu!!K-Tere lemons ..ye pehenne k baad orange dikhenge!!D-Lemons?? oranges ?? Gosh.. Khushi dekho.. main ladka hu!!K- hawww u changed ur gender!! Or ur hormones are dancing again???D- Khuuuuuushi!!K-What?? Ab tu bhaagna band kar sarr ghumra mera!!!D-Acha hai... chaakkar aake giregi n so jayegi!!K-Are itna kya problem hai!! Undergarments pehnna chahiye!!D-main ladkiyo wala nahi pehenti.. m active partner!! I have male hormones!!K-Par hai toh ladki hi na!!D-Nahi main ladka hu!!K- Proove it!!!D-(he does the action of opening his zip and she faints) Shit !! Khushi...K-Darr...sh...nD-(he picks her n places on the bed) Tum na pagal ho sachme!! (she holds hands and sleeps he kisses her forehead and removes his hand and takes the undergarment .. lifts it holding it wth thumb and index finger) Thank God muje ye pehhna nahi pada! (Door bell rings) (Chinmay and Nats had frgotten their keys .. darshan frgot to remove the lipstic)Chinnats - Hahha Darshan tu lipstick kabse lagane laga!! D- Shit!!

Episode 36 (Part L)C-Pole dance kar raha tha khushi k liye??Nats-Jaise tumne ki thi!!C-Ye kya tha!! Nats chabi le n chal!D-Haha thanx nuts!!Nats-Khushi so gyi kya??D-Haan Nats-Tuje neend nahi aarahi isiliye uske lipstick laga kar try kar raha tha kya??D-Nahi yaar bas yuhi Nats-Acha chal chabi mil gayi..!K-A rani!! Tu ye pehenna!! pljj! (she stands there holding that undergarment )Chinnats- C-Haha Bhai sambhal le !! Hum toh chale!!Nats-Ya tc.. pata nahi tera kya hoga!!(they leave and darshan closes the door)D-Meri jaan muje ye nahi baithega!K-kyu nahi baithega ..stretchable hai..D-Cz nahi baithega!! (he holds her softly by her waist pulls her up n she steps on darshans feet (and he walks) Kyu uthi tum?K-Neend nahi aarahi duniya ghum rahi hai.D-Acha toh sar daba du?K-Nahi bolona duniya ko ..mat ghume!! Acha ak gaana ga do..!(she gets down makes him sit on the bed and sits on his lap Keeping her hands on his shoulder) Gaao na!D- Haan..Kyunki tum hi ho.. ab tum hi ho.. zindagi ab tum hi ho... chain b mera dard bhi ab tum hi ho... K-Neend aa rahi hai dallshh ..D-Utho..K-Nai uthao muje !D- (he lifts her in his arms)K-Heyy.... (she enjoys laughs in his arms .. spreading her hands .. then suddenly holds his shirt and looks into his eyes) mwaah (she gives a cute flying kiss)D-Bachchi hai bilkul!K-Rani aai thi dallsh.. D-Omg not again!!K-Suno na.. Rani aai thi.. use na ladkiya pasand hai.. muje kiss bhi kiya usne!!D-Hahhahah K-Tumhe hasi aarahi hai??D- Aur tumne kya kiya??K-Maine toh uske kapde uthare!! Sab chapta hai uska!!D-(tumne uske nahi mere kapde utare) Waah acha hai!!K-Kya acha hai!! Huhh..D-Khussshiii so jao ab !! (he places her on the bed) K-Mere saath so na dallshh ..(she holds him tight and sleeps like a kid)D-I love uK-I love u too dallsh.

Episode 36 (Part L1)(Morning 5:00)K-Duniya me logo ne! Dil apne phir thame!! (she gets up and shouts)D-Kon hai ye besura! Subah subah (he keeps a cusion on his ears) K-(hits on his bums) A monkey uthhh!!! Tu yaha mere ghar me kya karra !!!D-Aaauuuoo Khushi!! (he gets up and waves his hand) Darshan hu darshan!!K-Toh aaj bhagwaan ne khud Darshan de diya!! Dekho Darshan!! Tum bhagwaan se keh do bas keh do!! Ki wo jo kar rahe hai wo galat hai!!D-Kya kiya unhone?K-Duniya ko gol gol kyu ghuma rahe hai!! Sala insaan yaha sone ki koshish kar raha hai aur yaha sab ghumra!!D-(Iska ab me kya karu) K-Ab ho gayab!! darshan!! n baad me darshan dena apna!! Jab ache kaam k liye bulati hu toh nahi aate darshan dene aaj aaaye darshan dene !! Nai darshan hi bhej diya!!D- Bas Bas!K-Bussstop. yaha se jana aur fir left me apna munda ghumana dikhega busstop!! Bhagwaan k log bhi aajkal bus se aate!! Waah bhagwaan aap hi ho sachme kisiko kisise differntiate nahi karte sabko equal manne wale aaphi ho!!D-Khushiiii!!!m ur husband!!K-Meri shaadi hogayi??Areey waah!! Kab!!D-Neembu paani du!!K-Ha ha.. Darshan bhaiyya! D-Bhaiyya K-Oops Humare gaav me husband ko respect se bhaiyya bolte!D- Really mama bol deti.. ya fir papa!! bhaiyya hi kyu paida hi kar deti muje!!K-Kya ?D-Neembu paani me shakkar dalu ki namak soch raha tha!!K-Lal mirch daal de Golu tamatar!D-Golu tamatar?K-Ye dekh tere gaal (She pulls his cheeks) Kitne laal hai!! tamatar jaise !! Golu!D- Acha aur??K-Chal be bana tamatar.. neembu pani nahi toh neembu k jagah tuje hi nichod dungi!D-(Ab ye kya tha) Danda maru tere sar pe!! K-Maarke dikha .. tere aise aise jagah pe marungi ki jannat dikhega with some birds flying over ur head!!D-(he holds his mouth) Ruk ja tu hosh me nahi teri toh ab me recording lunga rukh!! Subah subah bhi uthri nahi teri!! K-Waah tu cinematographer hai kya chal me actor .. nikal mera video you tube par famous ho jaungi mai!!

Episode 36 (Part L2)(Darshan starts taking her video)K-A darshan!! Chal ak dialogue de muje!D-Ak chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano K-Darshan babu!D-(Ye toh mere par hi waar kar rahi hai)K-A tamatar kya khusur pusur karra .. Yaha dekh yaha!! GoluD-Bhais hai tu bhais!!K-Bail hai tu bail.. Laal sada hua tamatar !! Tu video na nikal ra hota mera asli roop dikhati tuje main!D-(Ye konsa roop hai fir) naak me dum kar rakha hai tune aur bakwas kar rahi hai!K-Dum maro dum.... aaàaD-(huff) Carry on carry on (she dances like mad)K-A tu neembu paani banane wala tha na mote!!D-Mota??? Main kiss angle se mota dikh raha hu!!K-Har angle se tu mota hai mote!! Har angle se!! D-Aankhen kharab hai teri bhaisan!K-Tuch baingan!!! Tuje kya laga sirf tuje hi sabziyo k naam pata hain... Muje bhi pata hai!!D-Ha tune ph. D kar rakha hai sabziyo k naam ka!!K-A education pe mat ja mere marks bura maan jate!D-Hahaha Mile toh bhi the kya marks... murgi k ande laaye honge tune!!K-A bailan !! ande kyu laungi mai ..murgi nahi hu maiD-Maine kaha murgi k ande laaye honge.. dale honge nahi bola .. kaan saaf karle gandagi bhari padi hai!!K-Tu hi saaf kar apna mu !!! Mote!!D-(Iski nautanki band nahi hone wali .. kaise sulau ise) Neembu paani?? K-Ha bhaiyya ak glass neembu paani dena !! Pata nahi subah se sar ghum raha hai!!D-Bhaiyya hoga tera hone wal... abe yaar honewala toh main hi hu!! K-A.. phree me mangi kya?? Dere jaldi mote!!D-Dukaan hai kya apne hi gharme kya laga rakha hai!!K-CCTV Cameras .. Ab Bhagwaan ne darshan bheja hai .. proof hai mere paas!!D-Tuje hosh aayega na tab dekhta hu!!K-Dekh meri bulbul sab dekh!!D- bulbul?K-Haan bulbul .. (she comes closer and keeps her hand on his shoulder and she puts all her weight on him ..he sticks to the wall) (she pouts) D-Ab ye kya?? Bhais k hoth!!K-Ye bhais ab tuje kiss karegi D-Nahi baba!! Yuck!!( she holds his chin and kisses him)K-(she keeps her head on his chest and closes her eyes ..)

Episode 36 (Part L3)D-Tum paas hoti ho toh acha lagta hai... Koi filmy dialogue nahi kehna chahta.. Rishte hum jaise banana chahte waise bana sakte hai... simple hokar bhi extra ordinary lyf hum jee sakte hai.. Tum chahe kitni bhi shararat karlo .. main hamesha tumse itna hi pyaar karunga.. cz its my mind ... main tumhare bareme acha sochu ya bura ye mujpar depend karta hai... kuch bhi aise hi nahi hota... sab humare hi bas me hota hai..(he kisses her forehead)(Morning after a good sleep khushi gets up at 10:00 Darshan had already made neembu paani fr her so that she wud get ok soon..)K-Darrrshhh 10:00 Baj gaye??? Uthaya kyu nahi??D-(he kept smiling lookibg at her) Badi mushkil se soyi ho tum ... toh socha tumhe sone du..K-Huhh??? Kab tak jagi thi mai?D-subah k 6 Baje tak!K- What?? (she keeps her hand on her forehead) Kuch yaad kyu nahi aaraaha!!D-Koi nahi beta ... tumhare kartute maine phone me capture ki hai... dekhlena!!K-Kartute???D-Fir... muje ladki samaj k apne undergarments pina rahi thi tum!K-(she got up frm her bed) What the hell??? Upar ka ya neeche ka??D- (Iski uthri nai lagta)K-Darrrrrrrshhh???? Bolo!!D-Upar ka!!K-(she became red and blue) (Kya kar diya maine)D-Aur toh aur...K-Ahhhh... rehne do na plz... !! D-(comes closer) Kya rehne du?K-Wo darrsh tumne hi kaha tha beer pine. ab isme meri kya galati!D-Acha!!K-Haan..D-(Naughtily smiles ) Haha.. (he hugs her) Tum na paagal ho!! I love u so so much!! Wo raat se better kal ka raat tha!! K-(blushes) DarrrshhhD-Ummm... lo ye pilo ab.. !(neembu paani)(After she gets fresh they both sit and watch all the videos and he describes everything..)(Mallu gal and gujju boy )