3:: Squid Dinner. Rhythm vs. Jackass

AN: any songs claimed to have been made by Rhythm, herself, is a lie. They are in fact other songs that are on my iPod. I give credit to the artist who sings these songs for there creativity. I will tell you if it's a song I made myself. BTW, zoro rules XD

 

"Marines!" Luffy laughed. "Hey, it's old Smokey!"

"That marine that's been chasing you since you entered the Grand Line?" I asked over the roar of the ocean spray and the engine to my bike.

"Yeah! Let's stop by and say hi." he said.

"Nah let's just do a pass-by," I smiled. I rode directed the bike right in the direction of the 3 marine ships and rode the waves right through them, where every Marine could see.

"Hey Smokey! Long time no see!" Luffy yelled waving and laughing.

"Hey boys!" Iwaved at the crewman.

Commodore Smoker  didn't have time to react. We were there then gone in 5 seconds.

"Whoo Hoo! This is awesome!"

"Duh! This is me that you're talking to," I laughed.

We rode the waves, water sparkling in every direction at high speed. The sun beat down on us as a school of fish rode the currents under us. And at the horizon, a small pirate ship rocking to Posiedon's lullaby.

"Is that it?" Luffy asked, sheilding his eyes from the sun.

"I don't know, is it?" I shrugged. "Wait. I got it. What's the bow of the ship?"

"Um. . . bow?"

"The head of the ship. You know, that ornament?" I said.

"Oh yeah! My seat! Its a sheep."

"Kind of weird but okay." Stopping the bike, I let out a high-pitched whistle, so high, it could not be heard with human ears.

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&Tony Tony Chopper&

"Guys, do you hear that?" I put my hooves over my ears. A loud, high-pitched whistle filled my ears.

"What is it, Chopper?" Robin asked.

"A whistle."

"I don't hear anything." Usopp said.

"It's probably a dog whistle. The note is so high that it can't be heard by human ears. Only animals." Nami said.

"Why would a dog whistle be so far out in the ocean?" Usopp asked scratching his long nose.

"I don't know. I don't see a ship anywhere either." Robin said looking out into the ocean. "Chopper, where's it comming from."

"Over there," I pointed in the general direction. "Wait, it's gone."

"Huh. Oh well." Nami went back to her map.

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 ~Rhythm D. Jade~

(Im sort of tired of writing their full names. im gunna start just typing the name theygo by. you'll know what I mean)

"Yup that's it then. And the biggest squid I have ever seen in my life. It's getting closer to the ship. I say when we get there we catch it and eat it for dinner. I think there's enough for both of us. I don't know about your crew" I said, steering the bike towards the ship.

"Okay now hurry! I'm hungry and I want you to meet my crew!" He said happily.

"Of course!"

I accelerated the bike to as fast as it could go. So fast even it was more like jumping on the waves then actually cruising on it, We were soon so close, I was surprised that the crew hadn;t seen us yet. Then a giant pinkish tentacle came out of the water, then another, then another, until the ship was surrounded by a forest of slimy tenticles.

Screams from the ship reached my ear, claiming how they were gonna die.

"Wimps. It's dinner." I said smacking my lips. I slowed the bike down right outside the forest of wavering tentacles. "Good luck, Luffy, and save some chick- I mean, spuid for me."

"Wait, aren't you coming with?"

"No, I got some Cap'n Jackass ass to kick."

"Okay, have fun! Hehehe!" he laughed that adorably mischivous laugh of his. He then launched himself to his ship to catch and eat the squid.

I sighed. " Shame. Oh well, they'll be reaching the island in a bit anyway, I'll meet them there." I laughed and turned the bike around, going back to the dumbass pirates who thought it was great to steal my bike.

I zipped through the waves, at ease and a happy smile plastered on my face. Luffy was safe, and happy, with a crew to support him every step of the way to finishing his dream. If I could only meet that crew. To spar with Zoro, taste Sanji's cooking, freak out Usopp, see if Chopper really is cuddly (who doesn't like anything cuddly? Okay, Hancock doesn't but that's just her) (AN: FORESHADOWING!!!!!!), shop with Nami, and trade adventure stories with Robin. I'm glad Luffy has friends like them, but when I meet them, I want to be sure they're right for hime, to be the crew of the king of pirates.

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XZoroX

Luffy had arrived back to the Going Merry and took out that damn squid before I could do anything about it. Sanj cooked it up into a (it kills me to say this) delicious meal for us.

"<3Nami-swan! Robin-chwan!,<3" Sanji came whirling out of the kitchen with trayes of delicious food to the table.

"Oooooh! That looks amazing, Sanji!" Luffy said, digging in.

"It was nothing," he sat down.

"Hey, Luffy, where'd you go?" Nami asked.

"Oh that," he ripped into a tentacle, "I washed up on a beach. I got a ride back though."

"By who?" I asked, sipping some beer.

"Oh, by-" an explosion in the distance cut him off.

"What the-"  We ran outside, a stream of smoke rising some distance away.

"What? A bomb?" Usopp adjusted his goggles to zoom in on the smoke.

Another one went off, this time 3 in a row.

"No," I said, "a fight."

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~Rhythm~

"Jeez, you're one stubborn jackass, huh Cap'n Jackass?" I said landing gracefully on the mast.

"It's Jackle, you bitch, Jackle!" the captain screamed. His ship smoked and was crumbling in places, and the crew ran around screaming like a bunch of babies. "I am going to become king of the pirates! So you better bow down to me, before I kill you!"

"And I'm a Celestial Dragon. In your dreams, Jackass, but I know someone else who's going to be king of the pirates. And he's way stronger than you are." I tipped back my fedora and smiled cheekily.

"You-!" He shot  a round with his gun. I managed to dodge 5 of them, but the 6th grazed my cheek. It stung like hell.

Blood dripped down my chin from the deep wound, "Shit, I can't believe I let my guard down that much. Well I better stop playing around." I jumped a good 20 feet into the air and did a backflip. As I fell towards the ground, feet fiirst, I yelled out, "Jumping Jacks!" I landed on the deck of the already beaten ship, breaking right through, sending the crew flying all over, like bouncy balls. I jumped and dodged the debry from the remaining ship, flipped in the air and landed on my bike. I started the engine and zipped away from the sinking ship and the cries of the demolished crew.

"Fhe. A waste of time and energy. Idiots." I wiped the blood from my face with the back of my sleeve. "Stupid pirates.I can hardly find a decent, non wimpy crew to fight these days. Even Buggy the Clown isn't that much of a challenge."

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 *Luffy*

"Ooh!" I smiled and laughed, "This is the island I landed on!"

"Really, what's the island's name?" Robin asked.

"I dunno."

"How can you not know what the islands' name is?!" Nami hit me on the back of the head.

"Never had a chance. Just came, ate, shopped and got a ride back." I hopped down from my seat and onto the dock.

"And how'd you get the money for stuff like that? And what'd you buy, anyway, captain?" Nami said, arms crossed.

"Wasn't my money." I said. Then I pointed to a shop called 'The Cram Hut', "Usopp! Chopper! They gotta lot of cool things in there! And down the street, there's a guy eating fire!"

"No way! Let's go!" Usopp, Chopper, and I then ran off to the shop.