Unforgetable (A Robert Downey Jr Fanfiction)

I woke up at 3:50 am and went straight to the bathroom and puked for a minute or so. When I finished.I Got off my knees and looked at my self in the mirror. My wavy brown hair was kind of messy and my turquoise eyes looked tired. My head hurt like crazy so I quietly got out of the bathroom and went into the kitchen to get some Advil. When I did I went back to my room and layed next to Robert hoping that I'd feel better in the morning.

~° In The Morning °~

I woke up to the smell of bacon and to the sound of That's So Raven. I got out of my bed and walked into my bathroom. I put my hair up into a loose side ponytail and put on some basketball shorts and an Ironman t-shirt. I went to the kitchen to find Robert doing a really funny looking dance cooking eggs, pancakes, and..... Spaghetti. I sneaked up to him and gave him a slight slap on the ass. He screamed like a little girl and jumped about a foot into the air. "Son of a cock loving whore!!!" He said. He turned around blushing. "ROBERT..... WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS DOWNEY JR!!!!!!!!! THERE IS A CHILD PRESENT!!!! " I said pointing at Lindsey who was cracking up and I was trying to keep a straight face.  

"Its Robert JOHN Downey Jr and well I'm sorry its just that some people don't expect getting slapped in the ass while cooking!!!!" He said still blushing. Then we all started laughing like crazy and I gave him a hug. "Why are you cooking Spaghetti?" I asked " Because Ma'lady Spaghetti is a fine food for every mood and time of the day. " He said in a british accent. I shook my head and laughed. " I think thats the smartest thing thats come out of the mouth of one of my sister's boyfriends for as long as I can remember." Said Lindsey turning off the tv. "I'll take that as a compliment" Said Robert walking up to her. "Fine by me." She said looking up at him. He ruffled her hair and smiled. "But if you touch my hair once more I'll hit you so hard you'll bleed somewhere a guy never wants to bleed." She said giving him an evil smile. He jumped back and ran to me hiding behind my back. I just laughed.And in my mind I hoped one day Robert and I could have kids of our own..... Wait what?