[Zhihu Style/Multiple CPs] What is the mentality of people who are into RPS?

【知乎體/多CP】嗑RPS的人是甚麼心理？

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23768632

Notes:

※ This is the sequel of "Blessings to the Beautiful True God" several hundred years later. If you haven't read it, it won't affect you at all. You just need to know that this is the if scenario where everyone survives.※ The characters themselves have no CP. I am just a fan of CP. Including Renk, Monk, Tai Diao, and Dao Shi. They will be tagged for easy blocking.※ All members of the Tarot Club already know that Xiao Ke = the Fool, but because Xiao Ke no longer uses the identity of German, and I am too old to be my favorite, I told the outside world that German is dead.※ Full of private settings, full of OOC

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What is the mentality of people who take RPS?

As the title says, I am a semi-public figure. By chance, I discovered a small circle of people who support the CP of me and my friend (more than one friend...), and even support the CP of me and my enemy (of course, more than one enemy...). Out of curiosity, I want to ask why everyone supports RPS? Under what circumstances would you support a pair of RPS?

Update (15/7/1783):

Thanks for your concern. Actually, I have said before that I discovered it by accident, so it cannot be considered as harassment. And I am not disgusted or hate it, because those articles are quite OOC, and I laughed happily hahaha.

However, there are several authors in the circle whose stories are very close to reality and are things that not many people know, so I have some doubts that they were written by people around me...

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　　Thanks for the invitation. I'm in church and just finished a synagogue.

　　Let me talk about my own situation first. You can believe the following content if you want, or get lost if you don't.

　　Many of my readers know that I often change my pen name. In fact, since I became a writer, I have changed pen names for three digits. Except for sometimes changing pen names to test the waters when I want to write about different topics, most of the reasons for changing pen names are because I have lived too long and I am afraid of scaring my readers.

　　That's right. I'm a High-Sequence Beyonder. I personally experienced the Second Great Catastrophe hundreds of years ago. Occasionally, when I see someone criticize the Second Great Catastrophe I wrote for not being consistent with history, I'll laugh and look for trouble all over the place.

　　What's wrong with Gou Sanjia? Bugs will always drop. Do you have any opinions? (Hands on hips)

　　After all, I am a high-sequence, and I am also a high-ranking member of the church I belong to, a non-staff member. I am a full-time writer after all, hehe. The high-ranking members of the church often come into contact with miracles (real miracles are not those seen by the public. Most of the ones that the public can see are performed by the angels and saints of the high-ranking members of the church). Even a half-follower like me can see our Lord quite often. Our church has a meeting before God once a week.

　　My readers all know that I often write about myths and extraordinary people. To me, they are all RPS...!! Sometimes I was still typing a word the moment before, and then I was dragged to a pre-god meeting, and the person in question was sitting opposite me! I was really guilty, but fortunately I have a secret authority in my channel, so I won't be exposed.

　　Of course, the publications all use them as a model, and dare not write their real names openly. Although I have privately written many RPS of my Lord on the Internet, some with the angels under his throne, and some with other true gods... Anyway, as long as I don't write the three-part honorific name, I won't mention them!

　　By the way, I had already realized the gentleness of my Lord before I became addicted to RPS, so all the stories I wrote were about Him... I'm sorry, I'm going to sacrifice some points to my collection after typing this answer. I'm such a crappy believer.

　　It seems a bit off topic.

　　Before the concept of RPS, I just used people I knew (and gods) as models. After all, inspiration is not created out of nothing, and it is often based on reality. For example, I wrote a bloody novel about an adventurer who specializes in killing pirates and the official Beyonder girl who hunts him. I won't mention the title of the book, but it's a novel written hundreds of years ago and you can't find it online. I believe that those who are familiar with the history of the Second Cataclysm know who the adventurer is hinting at, right? That's the tough guy who can stop the pirates from crying at night, the great XXX.XXX.

　　By the way, when he was famous, there were many R (small) P (porn) S (articles) about him on the market, many of which were about things he had to say with some pirate generals (female). But I actually saw a novel about him and a big pirate, a pirate general (male)...!! They are really brave, they are not afraid of having a pistol pointed at the back of their heads the next second after they finish writing, because that one has the ability to teleport.

　　You guys don't know how terrifying it is to be urged to submit your manuscripts by Him...

　　Back to the point, the official Beyonder in the book actually had a prototype, a friend of that person (male). I unconsciously sculpted and gender-changed this person many times, I'm really sorry...

　　The reason I wrote that book was not because I thought they were really having an affair or that it was very real, but because the backgrounds and personalities I saw in them back then struck me as very dramatic and gave me a lot of inspiration.

　　Let me tell you my thoughts. This is a bit like my writing experience. If you are not interested, you can skip it.

　　I saw in them that one side was a cold and crazy wanted criminal, and the other side was a gentle and casual policeman. Such personalities and identities made me have many associations. How did they know each other? Why did they develop feelings with such different identities? What if they were forced to hunt down the other party because of their duties? It was these questions that made me create a story based on my own fantasy.

　　I don't think this kind of novel is RPS, but if you ask me why I wrote this kind of novel, it's probably because of this. To sum up, too dramatic experiences can't help but make people have a lot of fantasies.

　　As for real‧RPS, which writes the real person's name, the reason is more complicated. The poster also said that one type is with one's friends and the other type is with one's enemies. I think this is based on different reasons.

　　In the case of friends, I think it is largely because the main characters have a good relationship with each other. Here, let's take a more blasphemous example. I secretly ship and write about the CP of my Lord and an angel under His seat... I can't help but see them talking every time in a meeting. They are really very close, like old friends who have known each other for many years! That is a god, no matter how gentle he is, he is still a true god! He is so close to the angel under his seat, this can be said to be pampering! Pampering to the heavens!

　　Today, I have to say one thing! My CP is real!

　　Okay, I'm just kidding. I know that they are pure friends, but one of them doesn't care about the "offense" of the angels under his seat, and the other one relies on being an old friend of the true God and is brave enough to expose the dark history of the true God.

　　This angel once accidentally exposed the dark history of our Lord in private. How come he hasn't been struck by lightning yet? (commendation)

　　Personally, I think that the reason why friends and close friends are paired up is mainly because their relationship is so good that it makes people envious. For a love-minded person like me, it is natural (?) to think "they have such a good relationship, I really hope they are a couple"! Many people probably don't understand what happened in the middle. If you don't understand, it proves that you are not a love-minded person.

　　So maybe it's not because of the gay behavior, it's just because the relationship is so good that people envy it! I hope the author of the thread will not alienate himself from his friends because someone is shipping him and his friends qwq

　　As for the enemies, well, let me give you another rather blasphemous example. I also supported the CP of my Lord and His enemies... ah, I suddenly feel guilty, my Lord, please don't kill me TTATT

　　I won't explain too much about the details. If I was found out who my master really was, I would be dead. To put it simply, my master's enemy and my master had a... how should I put it? They were destined to be enemies and fight to the death. The two sides fought for a long time, and in the end my master succeeded in defeating the other side. (Praise my master!

　　It's actually hard to explain why I like this CP. I'll try my best to explain it.

　　My Lord actually rarely suffers losses. Even when facing a being stronger than himself, he can often survive or reach an equal cooperation. I only learned about many things later, so I don't know them in detail, but from what I know, this old enemy of my Lord is not His strongest enemy, but he is the only one who has caused my Lord a great loss.

　　There is a book called "Gods and Angels' Dark History Collection" circulating on the Internet, which has been jointly banned by major churches and secret organizations. Let me say quietly that most of the things in that collection are true, but the author also added a lot of his own opinions and interpretations, which really makes no sense. Most of the things mentioned in that collection are known to the angels, and no one takes it seriously. Many things that are considered dark history by the public are really not a big deal for the angels.

　　For example, before a certain emperor became a god, he was very corrupt and had many lovers, so he was not worthy of his position and was not worthy of becoming a god. When I saw that he was not worthy of his position, I almost laughed like crazy. That's it? That's it? That's it?

　　I've gone off topic. Anyway, it can be seen from that collection that my Lord has hardly ever suffered any loss and has always been the one who cheats others. My Lord is really a very powerful person, and the time with the old enemy was the most vicious and terrible time for Him, so it seems that... it seems that the old enemy is the only real opponent of Him? Only the two of them are evenly matched opponents?

　　It's really hard to express this feeling in words. As a writer with a century of experience, I feel deeply ashamed... Let me use an inappropriate metaphor. Although many people around my Lord have a good relationship with Him, if they are paired together, it will subtly feel like a boss and a subordinate are in love, with a feeling of unequal status. For the old enemy, it feels like fate and a "well-matched" relationship!

　　Well, to sum up, the cuteness of this kind of CP with enemies/people with whom you have a bad relationship lies in the sense of fate and the feeling of being evenly matched!

　　I wonder if you understand what I've explained? Writing an answer is different from writing an article. I often just type whatever comes to my mind without thinking about the structure in advance, so it might be a bit jumpy hhh

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20.7.1783 Update

　　I didn't expect so many likes... I'm starting to get a little scared, maybe I should just go anonymous...

　　I saw many of my readers left messages urging me to write a new book, haha ...

　　In fact, there was only one person who traveled for a long time (hereafter referred to as the giant, he seems to have some giant blood), and the other one was the Pope, a century-old office worker who finally applied for a vacation from the black-hearted boss, my Lord. At the last pre-convocation meeting, the only two colleagues who stayed in the church made crazy hints about how busy the church was. Then the Pope covered the mouth of the simple and honest giant, preventing him from saying "the church is so busy, why don't you go back to help", and he kept playing dumb and refused to go back. I laughed to death, what kind of plastic colleagues is this.

　　I also saw someone asking me why I said I was half a Favored One? Actually, judging from the standards of the major churches, and even from the perspective of my Lord, the angels who are members of the Council before God (including me) are all Favored Ones of my Lord. But there was one who became a Favored One the earliest, and for a long time we have been watching how much my Lord loves this Favored One.

　　After His death, our Lord never showed such favor to anyone again. To be honest, our Lord's attitude towards us has not changed much. So when He suddenly said that we were His Favored Ones, we felt strange. We always thought that only that person was the real Favored One. So we often joked that we were half Favored Ones.

　　Some readers also asked to know the account I use to write RPS. This is a bit too difficult for me. What if one of my colleagues sees this answer? Knowing that I secretly write articles is different from seeing the car I drive. If that happens, I will have to travel for 100 or 200 years until everyone forgets about this matter... 100 or 200 years is probably not enough.

　　Well, I will briefly talk about an RPS I wrote. My articles are quite popular in the circle, and everyone in the circle should know who I am. Readers who don't know who the real protagonist is can just read the plot synopsis and enjoy it.

　　My most popular article is about an angel under my Lord. The slashes before and after have meaning. For the sake of convenience, I will call my colleague a beauty. My colleague is very beautiful.

　　That article is from Mr. Beauty's first perspective. The story is that my Lord assigned Beauty a mission to investigate an urban legend. The urban legend is about a mysterious town. Some people will pass by a station they have never heard of when taking a train, and some people will come to a town that does not exist on the sea map due to an accidental stranding at sea. They will leave after spending an ordinary night in this town. But according to the legend, if you have a relationship with someone in the town, such as making an unfulfilled promise after a night of romance, or saving a bullied girl and falling in love at first sight, you will be taken back to the town in the end. From then on, you will disappear from the world and live in the town for the rest of your life.

——After reading the above, you should be able to find this article in the circle. Below is the specific plot. If you want to read the text, don't scroll down——

...

　　After the beauty managed to sneak into the town, she relied on her status as an angel and tried to establish contact with the people in the town. She happened to see a young man in his twenties who seemed to be familiar with the people around him, so she approached him and started a conversation. She felt that the young man had the clue to solve the mystery, so she decisively asked him questions. But not long after, it suddenly rained heavily in the town, so the young man took her to the best hotel in the town.

　　It turned out that the young man was temporarily staying in a hotel because of his home renovation. The beauty took the opportunity to ask him questions for several hours, but because she was a fool, she was asked to tell her many things.

　　The next morning, when the beauty went to look for the young man again, she found him dead in his room. The angel who lived next door found nothing, and didn't even know the cause of his death. He only found a decoration receipt on the young man's body, on which he saw his address. After finding the young man's home, he asked the neighbors around him and found out that the young man had a sister.

　　After finding this sister, He accompanied her to handle the young man's funeral. While handling the funeral, He found that the customs of this town were extremely strange. There was only one church in the town that believed in our Lord. When the people in the town handled the funeral, they would entrust the clergy to handle all matters, even the body, to the church. But as a high-ranking church official, Meiren knew that the church did not have such a function at all, and no church in any city would handle these things.

　　So after investigating (I lost a lot of hair when I was writing this...it's almost a 10,000-word investigation process orz), He secretly broke into the church's morgue where corpses were kept, but found that the underground hall, which was supposed to hold a large number of corpses, was empty, with only one coffin.

　　The person inside was the mysterious young man.

　　In the young man's arms is a book containing detailed information about all the residents in the town, including name, age, occupation, family relationships, interpersonal relationships, personality... so detailed that it makes people's hair stand on end.

　　He took the book and wanted to take it back to investigate/give it to others to figure out what it was. The moment he stepped out of the church door, everyone in his sight was looking at him.

　　He walked towards the sea step by step. Everyone on the road stared at him, with a calm but strange smile on their face. Looking forward and backward, everyone had the same expression, staring at him closely! There were clearly no Beyonders inside, but he didn't see anyone blink.

　　The young man's sister was watching Him at the side of the church, the hotel owner was watching Him outside the hotel door, the neighbor who told him where his sister was was watching Him outside the restaurant, the clergy who handled the young man's funeral was watching Him on the side of the road, and the police who were at the scene when the young man died were watching Him outside the dock.

　　After reaching the seaside, the sweaty beauty used a spell to fly across the sea and returned to the bustling city. Then she found that the book in her arms had disappeared without a trace.

　　After returning to the church, he did not want to give up his mission, so he asked his colleagues to help him reason. One of his elders suggested that he ask God for help, and the Pope suggested that he borrow the church's seal. The beauty who wanted to prove her ability to God chose to borrow a seal and not ask God for help for the time being.

　　When he opened the door of the basement where the sealed objects were stored, he saw the clergyman in the town standing in the spacious church. He looked back and saw the bustling and ordinary town behind him.

　　The priest opened the door to the underground hall and motioned for him to enter. The beauty, who was frightened and overreacted, subdued the priest. Unexpectedly, the priest did not resist and closed his eyes when he was pressed to the ground. The beauty found that the priest had not responded and turned him over. He was surprised to find that the other person had a calm face and died with a weird smile, and even had corpse spots on his face.

　　He released the priest's body and went down to the underground hall. The coffin in the middle of the hall disappeared, replaced by an ornate stone chair with the book on it.

　　The beauty opened the book that recorded the life stories of all the residents and quickly flipped through it to see if there were any differences.

　　Because each resident's information was numbered, He knew last time that there were 5,000 people in the town, exactly 5,000. However, this time, He found that the last person in the book was the 5,001st person.

　　This person's information was recorded in great detail, covering almost all of his life experiences. As he read these experiences, forgotten memories gradually emerged in his mind.

　　It turns out that the god he served was just a friend of his at first. They knew each other from childhood, grew up together, and even became lovers regardless of worldly views. But my Lord encountered too many things and was involved in the game between many big men. My Lord, who struggled to survive with wisdom and courage, also seized opportunities after facing many adversities that ordinary people could not imagine, and grew at an astonishing speed.

　　Finally, the Lord who found the way to become a god learned that the ritual of becoming a god required rewriting his own destiny. At that time, the beauty was still not an angel, and the Lord, who knew the difference between humans and gods, rewrote their love into a relationship of faith, erasing his experience with all his family and friends, leaving only the relationship between believers and gods.

　　The god who lost his family, friends, and lover ascended to the throne. But over the long years, he regretted it.

　　So, he built a town, hid his past in books, and manipulated puppets transformed from corpses to write puzzles one after another. He was in a very conflicted mood, so he hoped that the beauty could remember the truth. Knowing that she was not used to thinking, he chose to hide the truth with difficult puzzles (I tried very hard to write difficult puzzles...!).

　　Finally, the beautiful woman, who remembered everything, embraced the god she loved deeply amid the destruction of the town.

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22.7.1783 Update

　　Why do so many people leave messages asking for another one... Is it good to recap the plot and throw it out? (咸鱼疑.jpg

　　Then I will briefly talk about one more story, really just one! Apart from this one, all my other stories are short stories of a few thousand words and long stories of several hundred thousand words. The last one was 80,000 or 90,000 words, and I wrote almost 2,000 words just to talk about the plot. I would vomit blood when I typed those long stories of 50 or 60 chapters...

　　I saw someone ask: Are the plots in my RPS the truth hidden in history? ...Of course not, what are you thinking? I am here to create CPs, not to write history books, and I will not sacrifice authenticity for the plot. Take the last article as an example, my Lord really built a town for a certain ceremony, but the town was soon destroyed in a fight between angels, and Mr. Beauty was not an angel at the time.

　　The following article uses a legend that happened to my master hundreds of years ago. My master is one of the gods who became gods in the fifth century, but it was said that he was a resurrected ancient god. The setting of this article is an ancient god. You see, many of my settings are not based on reality, but on legends and some interesting secondary settings in the circle. ...There are so many gods who became gods in the fifth century, I think they are not exposed (shuddering

　　By the way, you are not allowed to decrypt the comments. I have deleted all the decrypted comments or those that directly put the URL of my article. If you see any more, I will close the comment section.

　　I almost forgot to mention that the CP is the Pope/My Lord. This CP is super unpopular, but the popularity of this article is surprisingly high, which really shocked me. It's not like no one supports this pairing, why is no one producing food?

...

　　In order to increase its power, the resurrected ancient god decided to send out an incarnation (hereinafter referred to as a wanderer) to complete an ancient ritual.

　　He knew that his followers respected him, but privately he did not enjoy this attitude. So he did not tell his church that the wanderers were his incarnations, but instead said that they were his loved ones.

　　The ancient god once had a beloved follower, but later this follower died. While mourning for his colleague, the Pope couldn't help but feel secretly happy - now the one favored by the god should be him as the Pope, right?

　　But the appearance of the Wanderer broke his fantasy. Even if the favored one died, he could not become the next one. The Pope, who was already a demigod, was a very mature person. Although his mentality was a little broken, his piety to the gods remained the same. It was just that sometimes he could not help but get a little angry at the Wanderer.

　　My Lord, who plays the role of a wanderer, understands human nature very well, but after all, the Pope is also a very cunning and imaginative old man, and even He cannot tell what the Pope is thinking. However, it is very rare to be targeted by the Pope, the most loyal believer, without making a sound, so My Lord, who is quite naughty in private, always goes to the Pope to tease him.

　　(Many things cannot be said publicly, so there are no examples to bring out, but my Lord is indeed a very naughty and lovely person in private. Before, we, the angels under His throne, were all deceived by Him quite badly, and the Pope was the one who was deceived the worst. Hhh)

　　To complete the ritual, people's wishes need to be fulfilled, thereby exchanging joy and satisfaction. He needs to collect a huge amount of emotions, so the wanderer pesters the busy Pope every day and asks him if he needs any help. Once he makes a wish, it will be fulfilled immediately. However, the Pope, who handles everything in an orderly manner, does not need help at all and is annoyed every day!

　　Two months later, my Lord discovered that one of His enemies (the one who had caused great harm to my Lord as mentioned before, and I have never dared to write a CP article about him and my Lord because he was so terrible) was coming to disrupt the ceremony.

　　The power that the incarnation could mobilize was not enough to deal with the opponent, and the power of the original body was too huge. He did not want to damage his own territory. So the wanderer left his own church and wandered around the continent, fulfilling people's wishes everywhere, taking the opportunity to lure out the enemy and let the original body take action.

　　But wandering alone is a very lonely thing. My Lord, who was willful for once, asked the messenger of God to take over the position temporarily and ordered the Pope to travel with the wanderer in the capacity of God.

　　What follows are all emotional developments, such as "I originally thought this person was quite malicious, but as an angel, he is surprisingly gentle when facing mortals", "There is a lot of sugar in the coffee... I secretly went to buy desserts... How childish", "I always thought the Pope was a person who only cared about interests, cold and ruthless but capable, but it turns out that he is quite good to children?", "After doing good deeds, he still explained that it was all for the sake of interests, how cute".

　　Anyway, in the process of walking together, you discover the hidden side of the other person, and then slowly fall into it. It's all a routine.

　　(I used a lot of the materials I collected while traveling to digest the potion in the past and used them in this paragraph. I had a lot of fun writing it.)

　　After defeating his enemy's clones for the nth time, the Wanderer finally collected all the materials for the ceremony, and their relationship was almost clear. They both knew their feelings for each other, and they were just one step away from making it happen. But the Pope was a cautious person, and the Wanderer concealed his true identity, so neither of them took that step.

　　Of the two, God is the more ruthless one. Because there is a difference between man and God (yes, I know this sounds familiar, and I am right to use this reason again, because it is really useful), He does not want to delay this believer who has done his best for Him.

　　They rushed back to the church to perform the ceremony. During the ceremony, the wanderer threw himself into the flames of the ceremony. He told one last lie: "The most important material for the ceremony is an angel of the same path. Sorry-"

　　After all, my Lord has the ability to resurrect, so it is normal for him to be accustomed to escaping from death.

　　A few months had passed, and the God saw his own Pope becoming more and more haggard day by day, and he couldn't help but feel distressed. He hinted the truth to the Pope several times, but the Pope firmly believed that "My Lord even noticed such a small matter as my bad mood and went out of his way to comfort me. He is really a good God."

　　...My Lord had a terrible headache, and he attacked angrily! Finally, the Pope knew that He and the wanderer were the same person, and they had a happy ending! From then on, they lived happily ever after!

　　Applause and encouragement!!

Edited on 1783-07-22

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Mr. Crow's Girlfriend

Oh my god! My favorite writer and my favorite wife are the same person!! Let me take a moment... The first one is really a masterpiece! And in the second one, my wife omitted a lot when she was talking about the plot, hahaha~ The most famous thing about this article is that there is one external link in each chapter, and the number of words in the sex scenes is the same as the main text! At the beginning, the wandering magician annoyed the Pope so much that the Pope simply made a wish to fuck him, trying to make things difficult for him, but my Lord was still talking nonsense, and when he was really kidnapped to bed, he was so green, and was fucked by an experienced former pirate #$%^& ah, I'm done!

At the end, my Lord tore open the Pope's clothes and rode on him, blushing and scolding, "If it was just for comfort, would I do this!?" The Pope finally believed it and pressed the extremely shy Zhen Shen on the long bronze table where he usually held meetings @#$%^Thank you, Teacher Sheshe!!!

07-23

　　Mr. Fool (asker)

　　@XianyuMiss doesn't want to update............Miss Magician?

　　07-23

　　Miss Salty Fish Does Not Want to Update (Author) > Mr. Fool (Asker)

　　...! ! ! ? ? ? ? Sorry, Mr. Fool, I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't mean to write about you and the Hanged Man, no, I didn't mean to write about you being down there, I was wrong, can I travel to other planets for hundreds of years and then come back? QAQ

　　07-23

　　Mr. Fool (asker) > Miss Salted Fish Does Not Want to Update (author)

　　Uh, okay, remember to bring souvenirs. And your editor is coming to the church to ask you to submit your manuscript, remember to hand it in before running away.

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