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~Jason is knocked out in every fight.

I'm not saying this isn't legit but......

I'll just stop talking now.

~OC has some obnoxiously long name.

Ex. Frank Fai Lamp Apple Fish Lupa Whippersnapper Sung Chang Lee Xiao Zhang-//shot

~ Apollo is always making bad haikus

Still not saying this isn't legit but....

IM GOING TO SHUT UP FOR REAL NOW.

~Chaos Fanfictions

I think there is enough said here.

~Goode Fanfictions

They are always sent because either a) the gods feel that they should experience what it's like to be a normal teen, b) there is some demigod there (and for some reason, the satyrs can't get off their lazy buttocks's and go get them theirselves), or c) the gods order them to for no good reason

~Annabeth corrects everybody everyday at every little mistake.

Percy: lolz guyz

Annabeth: *laugh out loud *guys

Percy: so tots fun todai

Annabeth: *totally *today

Percy: ....

Annabeth: *...

Percy: wtf

Annabeth: *what the fudge

Percy: -table flip-

~OC is either invincible or dies very dramatically.

NO.

~Leo is obsessed with skittles

I'm not saying I don't like skittles,

Seriously every fanfiction I have ever read in my life that included Leo has him at least in the presence of skittles

~Nico is obsessed with death

I don't think he's canonically obsessed with death and depressing things, he's just a little moody and deathl-//shot

~OC has this super strong weapon that kills even titans, and under "certain circumstances"....gods.

PLEASE NO.

I'm not going to point out what I read with this in it but JAJANAHJAMANHAHA.

Okay I'm done now.

NICO HAS A CRUSH ON-//shot supercalifragilisticexpialadocious times