ch. 13

"everyone who is excited all come here."

-boyz with fun

"noona!"

a young male rushes into his little brother's room, where his babysitter was as she tucks the little one to bed. eunbi puts a finger up to signal him to be quiet, and he does.

"ugly rat," he whispers while handing the female her phone. "you're phone keeps blowing up, so i think you should check it."

ignoring the insult, she takes the phone from his hand and skims the messages popping up on the screen, earning a long sigh of annoyance. she puts her device in her pants pocket and escorts the boy outside the room.

when they have exited the quiet room, the boy points at his bedroom as a way to tell her that he will be in his room before silently tip-toeing to his room.

now with a small break, eunbi settles herself down on the couch and pulls out her phone again.

4:58pm

kq's single fellaz

minkiway added bi-bi to the group chat.

minkiway:yo, eunbi

minkiway:why havent you been coming to lunch table recently?

minkiway:i miss u :(

yeodanced:yeah, where were u?

yeodanced:i havent been getting my daily dose of ur cooking >:(

mars:she probably has been preparingfor the showcase with her teacher

yeodanced:eunbi

minkiway:eunbi

yeodanced: eunbi

minkiway:eunbi

yeodanced: eunbi

minkiway:eunbi

leader-hong:guys, stop spamming this gc

leader-hong:im trying to produce a song rn

bi-bi:who added me here

minkiway:EUNBI!! :D

mars:thank goodness shes alive

mars:i thought she was kidnapped for a sec

bi-bi:maybe i wasnt responding bcim babysitting???

woo-hoo:its my fav princess :)

bi-bi:

yeodanced:stop ignoring the question and answer dammit

yeodanced:where have you been during lunch

minkiway:oh sheet yeosangs mad yall

bi-bi:

bi-bi:u r so lucky that im on break rn

bi-bi:but to answer ur question yeosang

bi-bi:i have been taking a shit like a boss 😎😎

yeodanced:every day for an hour??

mars:yah, no cussing

bi-bi: yes??

bi-bi:jk, its a secret

bi-bi:i will tell you guys whenthe time comes

bi-bi:sangie, it makes u feel better ill bring u lunch tmr

yeodanced:yes plz

minkiway:me too plz 🥺🥺

woo-hoo:^

yeodanced:

bi-bi:LMAOO

bi-bi:and seonghwa, ur not my mom

bi-bi:i can do whatever i want 😤😤

woo-hoo:yk, san tells me that he needs to goto the restroom during lunchand never comes back...

mountain:bc i was taking a shitlike a boss thats why

bi-bi:this fucker rlly just took my line-

bi-bi:

mountain:

bi-bi:uh san

bi-bi:should i be concerned??

mountain:nope, im good :)

bi-bi:ok, u gave me a heart attack for a sec

minkiway:what

yeodanced:what

mars:what

woo-hoo:what

leader-hong:are you guys hiding something from us??

bi-bi:hell yeah we r

mountain:eunbi what-

bi-bi:

yeodanced:bro me too :0

bi-bi:

bi-bi:depressed buddies!! :D

mars:aw eunbi baby

mars:if u need someone to talk toi'm here sweetie

leader-hong:^

minkiway:^

woo-hoo:^

yeodanced:^

mountain:^

bi-bi:

bi-bi:

bi-bi:

bi-bi:i take back what i saidseonghwa

bi-bi:u r my mom

bi-bi:and hongjoong is my dad

bi-bi:yeosang is my depressed twin

bi-bi:mingi is my broski

bi-bi:and fuck u wooyoung 🖕

woo-hoo:ill let u fuck me anytime princess ;)

bi-bi:

bi-bi:and this is why

mountain:wait what about me 🥺

bi-bi:ur just a mountain in the backyard

minkiway:

mars::0

minkiway:GET MOUNTAIN-ZONED

yeodanced:oof

leader-hong:^

woo-hoo:lOsER

mountain:

mountain:eunbi...

mountain:i thought we had something

bi-bi:we did?

yeodanced:damn that shit hurts

minkiway:^

mars:^

leader-hong:^

woo-hoo:^

mountain:yah, u guys need to stop with the '^' shit bc its getting rlly annoying

mountain:and u eunbi

mountain:im never waiting for u for lunch anymore

bi-bi: but ur the one who wantedto eat lunch together tho...

yeodanced:shots have been fired

minkiway:poor san

mars:^

woo-hoo:u made my bestie sad princess :(

woo-hoo:

bi-bi:oh shit

bi-bi:shit shit shit shit

minkiway:why r u freaking out?

minkiway:hes just butthurt

minkiway:be a man and take the pain san

bi-bi:stfu mingi

bi-bi:sannie im sorryfor saying those things :(

leader-hong:is no one going to comment abouthow san and eunbi have been having lunch together behind our backs

mars:hongjoong, someone is apologizing so be quiet

bi-bi:sannie yk how im mean to pplbut im only mean bc thats how i showmy love to them

bi-bi:im sorry for going too far

bi-bi:i didnt mean to hurt ur feelings

bi-bi:i actually rlly appreciated the fact that u always wait for me so we could eat lunch together

bi-bi:it is very sweet of u todo so

bi-bi:if it makes u feel better ill make u lunch

bi-bi:dont cry bb

bi-bi:ur going to make me crybc i was being mean to u :,(

bi-bi:

woo-hoo:princess u did not just call san bb

mountain:curry and rice??

bi-bi:yes sweetie

bi-bi:ill bring curry and rice for u tmr

woo-hoo:sWeETiE?!?

yeodanced:can u make me that tmr

bi-bi:sure

minkiway:i want some too :(

bi-bi:for the love of god-

bi-bi:ill make everyone lunch for tmr ok?

minkiway:yay!!

woo-hoo:i can finally taste my princess's cooking

mars:do u want help?

mars:i was planning to make curry for myself tonight but i boughttoo much for one person

bi-bi:seonghwa, have i ever toldu how much i love u?

mars:anything for u my littleone <3

minkiway:this makes me feel like im the useless brother of the family

yeodanced:thats bc u r idiot

leader-hong:sometimes i wonder is yeosang and eunbi r the same person

yeodanced:thats bc we are

bi-bi: thats bc we are

minkiway:thats spooky

minkiway:they rlly be saying the same things @ the same time

bi-bi:oh before i forget

bi-bi:should i bring siyeon along?

bi-bi:i feel bad for leaving her @ ourapartment not knowing about this

mars:is she good at cooking?

minkiway:she should be since she cooksfor yunho

bi-bi:uh

bi-bi:sure?

yeodanced:is that tea im sipping?

bi-bi:...

yeodanced:

yeodanced:the bitch cant even use a knifecorrectly?

mars:hey thats not nice

minkiway:that means that yunho has been eatingeunbi's cooking all along :0

yeodanced:he has tasted his best friend's cooking for how many yearsand cant tell that his gf's cooking is hers

yeodanced:smh

leader-hong:tbh, dont bring her

leader-hong:she'll just be a nuisance if she comes

minkiway:wouldnt yunho be mad that his gfcant come over?

woo-hoo:he would be, but its not his faultthat his gf cant cook

woo-hoo:unlike my princess here ;)

bi-bi:

mars:i think its best to bring her over sowe dont make any drama

mountain:i agree

minkiway:the mountain speaks :0

mountain:stfu mingi

minkiway:ok geez sorry for teasing u

bi-bi:ill tell her

bi-bi:just saying, dont be going aroundtelling yunho that his gf cant cook

bi-bi:i rather have him find out w/ his own eyes than by rumors made by u guys

yeodanced:ur a sneaky one eunbi

bi-bi:bruh im not a snake

bi-bi:im just implying that she shouldntbe lying about things she cant do

bi-bi:bc ppl will eventually find out the actual truth behind the lie

bi-bi:

the longer u lie, the more pain will come when the truth is revealed

leader-hong:thats deep

leader-hong:i have inspiration for another song now

bi-bi:yw hongjoong

bi-bi: sorry to cut this short but i have to go back to babysitting

bi-bi:the baby just woke up

bi-bi:bc the shitty brother is singing so fucking loud while breaking apples again

minkiway:wtf-

bi-bi:ill see u guys tonight!!

yeodanced:bye depressed buddy

mars:bye sweetie

leader-hong:bye eunbi

minkiway:bye bye!

woo-hoo:bye princess ;)

mountain:see ya