Chapter 12

The next morning I knock on the bathroom door, and poke my head in, to find Loki smiles as he touches his lips "Hey?" I frown and he hums, softly.

"Oh, good morning, Thor." he smiles, turning towards me "Did you sleep well?" he asks, leanings against the sink.

When I step up to him, I smirk "Very well; however, I don't remember sleeping much." he nods and I place my lips on his.

"I seem to remember some tossing and turning." he whispers against my lips "We should do it more often."

I start to say something, only there's a knock on the door and Miss Rominoff pokes her head in "We made breakfast, if you want to join."

When we step out of the room, Loki stops me "Go ahead. I'm going to use the chamber pot." he smiles.

By the time he sits next to me, we've already started eating "Loki?" Rogers asks and Loki hums "We're heading out into New York. Would you like to come?"

~

As we walk down the streets of town, I frown "Why do you hide your true form?" as Loki has placed us in Midgardian clothing, and turned himself white.

"People of Midgard have barely learn to understand people of a darker complexion. Imagine if they saw a blue guy." Loki states, before stopping at a crosswalk "This is were we separate."

Loki insisted on a separating. Said that he needed to pick up something. Natasha goes with him.

About an hour later, Stark frowns "How do you pronounce this?"

I glance over his shoulder and declare "Bestå." I look around the 'IKEA' warehouse to find Loki and Natasha messing with a cloth in a nursery layout.

Loki spots me and nudges Natasha, before moving along, the cloth under arm. In confusion, I ask Stark "Is Natasha in a relationship?"

"Sort of." Tony states, before smirking "She's the Ann to Banner's Kong." I give a confused look, before he sighs "She's kind of with Banner."

I motion towards the nursery layout "Is that her scene?" I ask and he looks that way "Would she have a kid?"

"I think she would be a great mom." Tony states.

~

As I walk down the hall to the bathroom, I find Banner and Romanoff holding each other in her room.

A small smile spreads across my face, before I continue onto my room. Inside, I find Loki lays in bed, holding the fur to him.

He waves me over and I crawl in next to him. Once I lay in bed, he takes my wrist and places my hand on his stomach "You caught me today. In the nursery section."

I give a confused look "Isn't Natasha pregnant?" I ask as he runs his fingers up my arm.

Once they're on my cheek, he shakes his head "Natasha and Bruce are both sterile. They can't have children." he whispers against my lips "But I can."

"You're pregnant?" I ask and a smile plays at his lips "We're pregnant?" I ask in shock and he laughs as a smile runs across my face "We're pregnant!"

He presses his lips to mine, before whispering "I'm going to take a shower." he rolls over me and starts to walk out of the room, only to look over his shoulder, seductively "Come join me."

I give a confused look, before asking "Why would I join you in the shower?" he bites his lip, before strolling out the door.

With a frown, I step out of my room and run into Stark as he looks down at his 'tablet' "What's up, Point Break?"

"Why would I join Loki in the shower?" I ask and Stark looks at me in shock "He just told me to join him in the shower."

He locks his tablet, before clearing his throat "He wants to have sex." Stark states and I give a shocked look "Have fun."

When I step into the bathroom, I can see his gorgeous blue skin as he massages the water into his raven hair.

Silently, I strip out of my clothes and step into the shower to find Loki's stunning naked body glimmering in the setting sunlight.

As I press my body to his, he holds my hands when I wrap them around his waist.

~

When we step out of the bathroom, Stark scoffs "Hope you used a condom. Don't want a weird shower STD."

"We can't carry STDs." Loki educates and Stark gives an amazed look, causing Loki to ask "Do married people use contraceptives on Midgard?"

Stark nods "When they try to avoid an unplanned pregnancy." Loki gocks and Stark asks "Do they have condoms in Asgard?"

"Indeed." I state and Loki groans, causing me to snicker "Loki finds them rather discouraging."

"They're made of intestine, Thor!" Loki hisses and I shrug "Do you know what that is? The literal shitpipes of animals!"

Tony frowns "We make them from LaTeX." Loki gives a glare and Stark nods "LaTeX is plastic, which is oil that's been compressed."

"So it's bad for the environment?" Loki asks and Stark shrugs "I'm not allowed to use such things. Not that I would want to."

Stark gives an amazed look, before asking "Why can't you use a condom?"

"Royal marriage." I roll my eyes and explain "The only sex you're supposed to have, is to create an heir."

"Thor is allowed to use them, when he lays with another." Loki states as he leans against the wall.

Stark furrows his brow and asks me "You sleep with other people?"

I scowl "No." Loki rolls his eyes and I insist "I haven't slept with anyone else!"

"What, since yesterday?" he asks, before shaking his head "I don't care who you sleep with, okay?" he waves his hand "I don't want to know. That's your business."

Silently, I step towards him and pull him towards me "I have not slept with another, since I found out that we were to wed."

He elbows me and backs away "I've already told you." he insists, a hint of aggression in his voice "I don't care."

Before I can say anything else, he walks off. Stark turns to me "Something tells me he cares."