Chapter 3: Mario Becomes a Protester???

Mario: *wakes up* H- Huh?

Mario have seemed to have woken up in a secret Lair.

Mario: What the hell?

Zinky: Welcome Mario, remember me?!

Mario: Wait... you're the Team Killer Ink Leader!!!

Zinky: You are correct... my name is Zinky Lightning, and this is my assistance; Marty.

Mario: Why the hell am I here?!

Zinky: What you did to one of our Members was really unacceptable... and we're here to teach you a lesson.

Mario: Eh?

Zinky: We are saving the World by helping the community to stop new Oil, once and for all.

Mario: Bollocks!!!

Zinky: We want the UK to stop approving new Fossil Fuels projects, which are a major cause to Climate change.

Mario: *scoffs* Good luck with that.

Zinky: We need the UK to listen... we demanding the Government to stop funding new Fossil Fuels!

Mario: What you're doing is absolutely ridiculous... You're breaking the Law by blocking Roads, throwing Orange Paint or Powder during Sport matches, and you're interrupting Theatre performances!!!

Zinky: It's for the best.

Mario: And, you're pissing the whole Country off... Brand New Fresh Oil is the Future!

Zinky: People are not focusing on Climate change... the Globe is warming and we're here to stop this nonsense.

Mario: ARE YOU STUPID?!?!?! This whole Protest is pointless! This is got nothing to do with Global Warming!!!

Zinky: We do need some help.

Mario: What do you mean?!

Zinky: We need you to join us.

Mario: GO TO HELL, YOU STUPID CLOWNS... I'M NOT DOING THAT!!!

Zinky: Activists!

The Protesters approached Mario.

Mario: I'm out of here!!!

However, there was no Exit.

Mario: AHH, I'M TRAPPED IN HERE... WHERE'S THE EXIT?!?!?!

Zinky: You're joining our Team!

Mario: NO!!!

Zinky: Welcome to our Family.

Mario: *SCREAMS* NO!!! 😱

Zinky: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😈😈😈

Meanwhile...

Bob: Thank God... we've made it, just in time.

JubJub: Yay!

Bob: Okay JubJub, you wanna play; Hide & Seek? Then, you're gonna be the Seeker.

JubJub: Where's my Happy Meal?!

Bob: Just start counting to... um... 1000... and then, you'll have a Happy Meal.

JubJub: Okie-dokie!

Bob: You go hide underneath the Glove Compartment, so no one can see you... and then, start counting.

JubJub: Okay.

JubJub climbed over to the Glove Compartment.

Bob: Alright, no peeking... otherwise you'll get Kid Cancer.

Bob got out of the Car.

JubJub: 1... 2... 3... um... 7... um... Pancakes... um... 1000! Ready or not, here I come!

JubJub got out of the Car.

Also, Bob didn't have the Child Locks on.

JubJub went inside.

JubJub: Hmm... where is Bob?

He looked around.

JubJub: Where could he be?

Karen: JubJub?

JubJub: Cat?

Karen: Oh, hey JubJub... what brings you here?

JubJub: Have you seen Bob?

Karen: Sorry?

JubJub: He left me in the Car.

Karen: He did, what?!

JubJub: Now, I can't find him!

Karen: Oh... that little...

???: Are you FootLover69?

Bob: I sure am!

???: Alright, let's do this!

JubJub: That sounds like Bob!

Karen: W- Wait a minute...

In the Toilets...

Bob: I'm ready to clean your Feet and suck your Toes with my Mouth.

Birdo: I bet you are.

Bob: How much for Sex?

Birdo: £50.

Bob: Look at all of this Cash!

Birdo: Wow, you're rich.

Bob: And, you can keep the Change.

Birdo: Thanks.

Bob: Now, let's do this.

Birdo: I'm gonna sit on the Toilet and pee while you're sucking my Toes.

Bob: Damn Girl, you nasty.

Birdo: Let's go.

Bob: Oh goody... I can't wait!

Then...

https://youtu.be/K6dz1XqVdBA

*DOOR BANG*

Bob: O_O

Karen: 😡

JubJub: Found you!

Bob: Um... Congrats?

Karen: GET OUT!!!

Birdo: ...

Bob: Love?

Birdo: WHO BRINGS A KID TO A FEET LICKING SESSION?!?!?! 😡

Birdo stormed off.

Bob: NO, COME BACK!!!

JubJub: WHERE'S MY HAPPY MEAL?!?!?! 😡

Karen: You heard him... where's his Happy Meal? You owe him one!!!

Bob: I don't know!

Karen: Get to ordering, and find out!!!

Bob: *sobbing* WAAA!!! 😭

Back with Mario...

https://youtu.be/nZAsDfeETQc

Mario: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱😱😱

Protesters: JUST STOP OIL!!!

Mario: SOMEONE HELP ME... I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE!!!

Driver: GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!!

Mario: THEY SUPER-GLUED ME TO THE ROAD!!!

Driver: What?

Mario: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

...

Zinky: We're stuck on this Road to save the World from Fossil Fuel... please, for everyone's sake... JUST STOP OIL!!!

Mario: GO TO HELL, ZINKY... No wonder you lost at that Splatfest Final!!!

Zinky: This is what you get, Mario... Learn your lesson!

Mario: This is not gonna go well!

Zinky: The new Oil will stop... and the Government will listen to us! And, that Rishi Sunak is a wanker!

Mario: I think every single Prime Minister that we had were Wankers!

Zinky: We're not going anywhere and that's final!

Protesters: JUST STOP OIL!!!

Driver: GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!!

*CAR HORN*

Mario: *sigh* Can this day get any worse?!

SOME-TIME LATER...

The whole gang got arrested.

Mario: 😡

Zinky: 😡

Mario: What are you looking at?!

Zinky: I'm looking at a Twat!!!

Mario: YOU'RE A BITCH!!!

Mario/Zinky: *ARGUING* 😡😡😡😡😡