Chapter 1: The Protesters

https://youtu.be/4GWgRNZYLMA

Mario: *grunts* Ugh...

Luigi: *wheezes* What's the matter with you?

Mario: D- Don't... laugh at me, Luigi...

Meggy: Someone's got a bit of a Hangover, this morning.

Mario: My Head is killing me.

Luigi: Careful that you don't puke.

Mario: I'm not gonna puke!

SMG3: *pukes* 🤮

Mario: Who's that?

Luigi: You're not the only one who has got a Hangover... SMG3 had a little too much to drink, last night... as well.

Mario: Lovely...

Meggy: What a start to 2024, am I right?

...

Pomni: So, how is everyone?

Meggy: I'm good, how are you?

Pomni: I'm good, as well.

Meggy: Well, since you two are now dating... what are your plans for the New Year?

Luigi: I'm gonna give Pomni a little City Tour.

Pomni: Let's go!

Luigi & Pomni left.

Meggy: Aww... it's nice to see Luigi dating.

Mario: You don't say.

SMG3: *pukes* 🤮

Mario: SMG3, shut up!!!

SMG3: *cough* You shut up!!!

After that...

Mario: *sigh*

SMG4: Feeling better?

Mario: I've only just took some Medicine... what does it look like?! It doesn't go away, instantly!

SMG4: I'm just saying.

Meggy: Well, since Christmas is now over and the New Year has begun... what are your plans for 2024?

Tari: We're still celebrating our Wedding Anniversary.

SMG4: It's now been 2 years since me & Tari got married.

Meggy: I can't believe that!

Mario: You got married on New Year's Eve!

SMG4: Again... I'm just saying.

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Tari: We have an announcement.

Meggy: Go on.

Tari: SMG4 & I are going out, on Wednesday.

Meggy: Very nice... where are you going?

Tari: We're gonna see the new Wonka film.

Meggy: Okay?

Tari: Would you mind babysitting Amy for us?

Meggy: OMG, of course we will!

Mario: Um... okay? What's in it for me?

SMG4: I'll order you a McDelivery, if you do a good job.

Mario: Big Mac with No Pickles?

SMG4: Yes.

Mario: Deal!

*HAND-SHAKE* 🤝

Mario: But first, would you mind babysitting Gino & Emily? Liverpool are playing today and we're at Home against Newcastle.

SMG4: Yes.

Mario: Good.

SMG4: Now, if you excuse me... me & Tari are off to make SMG3 even more sick.

SMG3: I heard that... and BTW, I feel better now!

SMG4: Are you sure?! Do you have cravings for... Caterpillar Organs?

SMG3: O- OH GOD!!!

SMG4/Tari: *LAUGHING* HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! 😂😂

SMG4 & Tari left.

Meggy: Wow... Isn't that exciting?

Mario: What? Me & you babysitting Amy?

Meggy: Yeah!

Mario: She only just came out of her Mother's Womb... and SMG4 wants some Respite from Amy, already? That's Father of the Year, right there.

Meggy: It's only for 1 day.

Mario: If you say so.

LATER, THAT DAY...

Pomni: Wow, look at this place!

Luigi: This is Royal Albert Dock... it was built in 1846 and this was the 1st structure to be built from Cast Iron, Brick and Stone.

Pomni: Wow, you are smart! What else is this City, famous for?

Luigi: The Liver Bird is a symbol of this City, which is why there's little statues of the Bird, which are on top of the Royal Liver Building... and this place is also the Home to the popular Music group called; The Beatles... which were very famous, back in the 1960's.

Pomni: I see.

Luigi: One of their songs; Penny Lane... is a real place, you know.

Pomni: I'm pretty sure that all Lanes are real places.

Luigi: True, actually.

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Pomni: Thanks for showing around your City.

Luigi: Well... we actually moved here, last Summer... ever since there was an Inkling that tried to kill us, there was a lot of Deaths during those times... my Mother was one of them, she was shot and killed.

Pomni: *sigh* I'm sorry for your loss.

*HUG*

Luigi: I wish my Mother was still alive to see you.

Pomni: Me too.

Luigi: At least, I still got my Dad and my Aunt.

Pomni: Aww...

Luigi: Do you like Sport?

Pomni: Well, I did used to play; Mario Sports Mix, when I was young... and I enjoyed it.

Luigi: I'm a Season Ticket Holder at Liverpool... and I've got you an extra Ticket for the Match, today! Would you like to go to the Match with me, Mario & Meggy?

Pomni: If that's what you want.

Luigi: It would be embarrassing if Liverpool lose on your 1st game.

Pomni: I don't think they will.

Luigi: Of course, they won't... we're at Home.

Later...

Pomni: Where are we going now?

Luigi: I'm gonna show you where The Beatles first performed their 1st Gig... which is The Cavern Club.

Pomni: That sounds fun.

Luigi: It's a bit of a long walk... so get ready for a big number of steps.

*CAR HORN*

???: GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU BASTARDS!!!

Pomni: What was that?

Luigi: *sigh* For Christ's sake...

Protesters: JUST STOP OIL!!!

Pomni: What's going on?

Luigi: Stupid Just Stop Oil protesters have appeared!

Pomni: What's that about?

Luigi: Something to do with Car Oil and Government stuff.

Protesters: JUST STOP OIL!!!

Luigi: Sorry you have to see this... but...

Luigi went to the Protesters.

Luigi: OI, IDIOTS!!!

*PUSH*

Luigi: GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS ROAD!!!

Pomni: Whoa!

Luigi dragged one of the Protesters off of the Road.

Luigi: Pomni, can you give me a Hand?!

Pomni: Um... okay?

*CAR HORN*

Luigi: GET OFF THE ROAD!!!

Back with the others...

Meggy: Aww, hi... Amy.

Amy: *cooing*

Meggy: You remind me of Emily when she was tiny.

Tari: That's so sweet.

Amy: *sneezes* 🤧

Meggy: Oh, bless you.

Mario: I wonder what the next noise will be.

Amy: *POOPS* 💩💩💩

https://youtu.be/Jm6K1ijFjVs

Mario: *wheezes* HA... CALLED IT!!! 😂

Meggy: Oh my!

Tari: Oh dear... sounds like Amy has made a stinky Poopy Nappy.

Mario: Did you feed her, some Taco Bell?

SMG4: What?

*PHONE RINGS*

SMG4: I gotta take this.

[PICK UP]

SMG4: Hello?

SMG3: Um... mate? Are you getting your Castle painted?

SMG4: Eh?

SMG3: Your Castle is turning Orange!

*CAR HORN*

SMG3: And, Bob can't get his Car out.

SMG4: Wait a minute...

SMG4 looked out of the Window.

Tari: What's wrong?

He realised...

SMG4: OH HELL NO!!!

[HANG UP]

SMG4 rushed out.

Mario: Where are you going?!

Outside...

SMG4: *GASP* MY CASTLE!!!

Mario: OI, GET OUT OF HERE!!! 😡

SMG4: GET THE HELL OFF OF MY PROPERTY!!! 😡

Mario: GRRR... STUPID PROTESTERS!!!

SMG4: YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THAT MESS UP!!!

Mario: I'M GETTING THE CRICKET BAT!!!

Mario rushed to get the Cricket Bat.

SMG4: GIMME THAT SIGN!!!

*SNATCH*

SMG4: SHOO!!!

*CAR HORN*

SMG4: Oh, for Christ's sake!!!

Bob: GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

*CAR HORN*

SMG3: If I had a Gun, I would shoot these people in the Face!!!

SMG4: Look what they've done to my Castle... there's Orange Paint all over the Walls!!!

SMG3: It's slowly turning into the Nickelodeon Castle.

Bob: COME ON, YOU BASTARDS!!! 😡

*CAR HORN*

SMG3: MOVE!!!

Bob: Come on, I wanna get to McDonald's!!!

SMG3: Wait... McDonald's is open on New Year's Day?

Bob: Yes.

SMG3: Wow, I did not know that.

Bob: GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THE WAY!!!

SMG4: Can't you just order a McDelivery on your Phone?

Bob: No, I'm gonna be late for some Feet-licking.

SMG4: Wait... what?

Bob: I'm meeting this Girl in the McDonald's Toilets, and I'm gonna lick her Feet... and I don't wanna be late.

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SMG4: Is that your New Year's Resolution?

Bob: JUST MOVE THE PEOPLE!!!

SMG3: GIMME THAT SIGN!!!

*SNATCH*

Bob: Oh that's it... I'm running them over!

SMG4: Yo, that's dark!

Bob: What else do you suggest I do then, eh?!

SMG4: How about you drive around the Castle?

Bob: I tried doing that, but they kept on moving to the other side!

SMG3: Drive on the Grass!

Bob: They also sat on the Grass!

SMG3: At least, they touched some.

SMG4: Just don't run them over!

SMG3: I'd do that!!!

Bob: They're blocking the Exit!!!

SMG4: Just drag them out of the Road!!!