Bad idea

Mario's POV I heard the door open. It was Luigi. "Hey, how was everything with Boswer?" I asked. "Oh. Everything went well. His kids came back from camp," Luigi said.

He set his bag down. I noticed a sad face. "Why the long face?" I asked. Luigi sighed and sat down next to me. "I was tackled by Waluigi today," Luigi said.

"Hold up. Waluigi tackled you?" I looked at Luigi shock. "Yeah, he did. He hasn't done that in a long time," Luigi said. "Why did he tackle you this time?" I asked.

"He was warning me about Wario," Luigi said. OK, now that is scary. Waluigi? Warning Luigi?

"Waluigi said Wario is going to ruin my relationship with Boswer," Luigi said. I stood up.

"Well, I'm going to have to have a word with him," I said. "No, don't," Luigi stopped me. "Why not?" I sat back down. "If you talk to Wario, he and Waluigi will end up fighting. Since Waluigi is the only person who knows about it. And who knows what will happen between them," Luigi said.

Luigi's right. We can't risk with Wario. Wario is very unpredictable. I agreed with Luigi. Wario and Waluigi are not like Bowser. Us and Boswer always know what to do.

Although, with Wario and Waluigi, we don't like it when socializing with them. They're rude, unsanitary, and most of all, con men.

I would rather socialize with Boswer than with them.

Waluigi's POV When I got home. Wario ran up to me. "I have the perfect breakup idea," Wario said. "Let's hear it," I said. "Ok, we will take pictures of Boswer kissing another girl," Wario said. "And who, may I ask, is going to kiss Boswer?" I asked.

"Princess Peach," Wario said. "Ok. That plan is terrible. FIRST of all. We all know Peach will never do that. Secondly, Daisy would beat up Boswer for hurting Luigi.  Thirdly, that will cause war because Boswer broke the treaty. Trust me. They'll ask us for help," I said.

"Ok, true. I really don't want to help anyone, other than telling you not to date my ex-girlfriends," Wario said. "Gee, thanks," I said sarcastically.

"Let me go plan another evil idea," Wario said. He went to his room.