56. She is an Honorable Man

Okay guys, the title is NOT a typo. Just wanted to make that clear before you guys started screaming shit at me.

Haha I felt like doing a couple of cute fillers to take my mind off this angst shithole I've created so here ya go!

Some time with Team 7 when everything was still okay and Akina wasn't a depressed idiot.

I don't know HOW this idea popped up into my head while studying, but I was so excited I couldn't concentrate any more on it.

Also, have a happy Halloween!

Me: *a 17 yr old girl* Halloween? Pfft, who even does that anymore? 

Also Me: TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES! OPEN UP, FBI IS HERE!

WARNING: Extra extra long chapter.

Words:- 7K + all A/N's

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"Team 7, here's your mission!" Tsunade ordered the genin team as Kakashi looked at the mission, his single eye reading the information.

"An escort. Another C. Meet at the gate at 12, everyone."

Naruto groaned. "Another escort?! I'm getting bored of these shitty missions, believe it! I want a B rank."

Sakura punched him lightly. "Baka! Maybe if we get promoted to Chunin we'll be able to do some B ranked missions. We aren't even supposed to be getting C's yet!"

Tsunade nodded. "Calm down Naruto. I know you're excite-"

"Don't tell me what to do you shitty old hag!"

Tsunade picked up Naruto by his hair, a ticked off look on her face as everyone sighed. Naruto yelped in pain. Swinging him by his hair, Naruto went flying out of the window as he yelled a loud 'sorry baa-chan'.

"Okay, who's gonna check up on him?"  

"I did it last week and Sasuke the week before that. Kakashi-sensei went first so its you this time Senju." 

"Well, that's sad because I'm already gone bitches. Haha-" Akina giggled giving a peace sign as she dissolved into the wood and transported to her home. Sakura was infuriated and Sasuke was pissed. Kakashi had already foreseen this and left early.

The mission was quite normal, really. The man was some random trader and he wanted to hire shinobi just to show off in his village.

Akina scoffed, as she marched ahead. "What a pathetic dude. There weren't even any cute dudes in the village! A total waste I tell ya."

Sasuke coughed loudly. 

"Take care Sasuke-teme." Naruto offered him cough pills as he was roughly shoved away.

"It was meant for Akina dobe!"

"Why would you cough on her teme?!"

"It was a way to tell he-"

"Wait a minute gu-"

"Not now Sakura!" The both of them shouted and she growled, stomping her foot. Kakashi was walking at a leisurely pace, reading his book as Akina was focusing on walking with her eyes closed until she banged into a tree.

"Shit, I should've used some chakra."

"TEME!"

"DOBE!"

"Heehee~" Kakashi sported a blush on his cheeks, giggling.

"Oh sensei, which chapter are you on?" Akina hopped over, interested.

"Her Flowers."

The both of them looked at one another before giggling creepily and she took out her book as well as they compared notes.

Why would you take such an innocent word such as flower?!  Sakura shuddered.

"I mean, I like 'Simon Says'."

Kakashi nodded enthusiastically. "Oh yes, it was quite fun with the bondage scenes and over stimulation."

"RASENGAN!"

"CHIDORI!"

"Can one of you pl-"

"Shh Sakura, we're busy here." Akina motioned her to shut up an resumed the talk.

"But then, the one with the bathroom scene.. what was it called?" The Senju frowned.

"Misty?"

"No, the other one."

"Mischievous?"

She shook her head and Kakashi snapped his fingers. "Ah, its probably-"

"Not the jutsu one either." She sighed.

"JUST HOW MANY SCENES ARE THERE?!" Sakura shrieked.

"Quite a lot, really." Akina counted her fingers. "Probably 8."

Kakashi corrected her. "Its 9, actually."

"But that was just a make out session!"

"With dry hum-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH FROM BOTH OF YOU!" Sakura shrieked, holding her ears.

Akina's eyes bulged out of her face. "Sasuke! Naruto!"

The two boys glared at one another before screaming out each other's names. Sakura face palmed. 

Were they seriously running for three minutes?! I mean, you guys are literally a step away from each other!

This isn't a damn manga!

"THERE'S SOMEONE FOLLOWING US!" She shrieked as the entire team went silent before getting into positions.

"Well, why didn't you say so Sakura?" Kakashi reprimanded her with a slight shake of his head.

I.. want to kill myself.

"Well well well.. who do we have here?" A man smiled mysteriously from the shadows and Naruto pranced like a predator on his prey.

"YAH! TASTE MY ASS BITCH!" Naruto let out a war cry and they went rolling into the jungle. A few screams were heard along with the tightening of ropes.

Akina and Kakashi shared a sneaky smirk.

"Stop corrupting my girlfriend Kakashi!" Sasuke scowled.

"Ta-da!" Naruto stepped out with a man tied completely in a rope.

"Ha! I didn't even need anyone's help. He's too easy dattebayo." Naruto boasted.

Kakashi blinked at him. "Who are you?"

The man scowled. "I'm GC Joe. Haven't you heard of me?"

"I've no use for pathetic people." Sasuke sighed and Akina nodded in agreement.

"You all will regret that!"

"How will we? Naruto beat your ass and he's just a genin. Your warnings don't work on us." Sakura tapped her foot impatiently.

"What do we do?"

"HAHA TASTE THIS DUST BITCHES! YOU FELL FOR IT!" Joe began laughing as enemy ninja jumped down towards us and threw dust bombs.

"Mina! Don't inhale the gas." Kakashi yelled, activating his sharingan but it was futile since he only could see chakra everywhere. The gas was made out of chakra.

Fuck.

Kakashi tried calling out for his coughing students until Naruto blew the smoke away with a wind jutsu before promptly fainting on the ground, his sensei following him moments later.

A Few Hours Later... 

(A/N: I hate doing this in the middle of a chappie but bare with me. Here, the pronouns start to get a wee bit confusing. If you've seen the picture above the title of the chapter you should know what's going to happen next. As the gender changes, so does the pronouns.

Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi - she/her

Akina, Sakura - he/him

But its only after Team 7 themselves have recognized it.

Also, I got really confused while writing this chapter so if I write Sasuke as 'he' or something just lemme know and I'll change it to 'she'.)

Sasuke woke up first, holding his throbbing head as he groaned lowly. He remembered everything. That infuriating smoke.. and that man with the abnormal name.

The dizziness hit him like a brick to the head and he lowered his head slightly again as the rest of the team started waking up.

"I-Is everyone fine?" Sakura croaked out in a deep voice.

Everyone nodded as a chorus of agreements rang out, no one recognizing each other's voices but knowing its them nonetheless.

Naruto frowned as he looked down. "Guys?" He called out in a warning tone.

"Is it just me or.. holy shit my voice dattebayo!" He squeaked out, holding his pale throat.

"WHERE'S NARUTO'S APPLE?!"

"For the last time dobe, its Hagoromo's apple!" A girlish voice snapped at him and stopped before answering promptly. "M-my chest feels heavy..."

"HOLY FUCK GUYS MY GIRLS ARE MISSING! I REPEAT MY B CUP GIRLS ARE MISSING!" A low voice rang out, alarmed and in a panicky tone.

"There's something heavy down there!" Another voice screeched as the green eyes glanced down to their pants.

"Heavy down there?! I'm talking up here dattebayo!"

The four of them looked up each other and screamed in an inhumane tone as birds flew.

"WHO ARE YOU GUYS!" A 13 year old boy with pink hair and bright green eyes glanced around frantically as he crawled back.

"ME? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TEAM!" A girl in blonde pigtails scowled as she narrowed her cerulean blue eyes at everyone.

"Who the fuck are you.." A girl with black hair and onyx black eyes hissed at everyone taking out her kunai.

"I should be asking you that!" A boy with auburn hair and black eyes snapped at the girl as he flared his chakra.

Another female groaned, as silver hair crossed her mask and the headband fell on the ground. Her untidy hair was a mess as she reached for her orange book and headband. She rearranged her mask and looked up.

"Are you guys fine?" Her soft voice rang out, concerned and clear.

Everyone blinked at each other. 

"Naruto Uzumaki?" The boy with auburn hair croaked out as he steadily rose to his feet.

"How do you know my name?" She asked the unknown male curiously.

"I've seen enough genderbend fanart to know this shit." He scowled, swearing wildly before pointing at each and everyone and named them.

"Kakashi Hatake."

"Sasuke Uchiha."

"Sakura Haruno- Kami, you look hot!" The other boy blushed wildly, hiding his face.

The Uchiha girl stood up, her sharingan blazing. "Akina? You're.. a boy? And I'm a girl?"

He sighed. "Seems that way. Maybe GC had to do something with it."

"He definitely did." Kakashi answered, as he stared down at his chest.

"It's so squishy dattebayo! I love this!"

Sakura and Akina whirled around to face a female Uzumaki Naruto groping herself in every way possible.

"NARUTO!" Sakura got a tick mark and punched his head.

"DON'T GROPE YOURSELF IN PUBLIC BAKA!"

"Wait, does that mean he-she can do it in private?" Akina let out a cheeky smile and he jumped away from his punch.

"That's enough, mina!" Kakashi thundered.

Sasuke scoffed, hiding his chuckle and looked away.

How pathetic of a threat..

"Did the teme just laugh?" Naruto gave a bewildered look as she picked herself up, staring down at her new outfit consisting of orange shorts, an orange sleeveless flak jacket and her bust covered with tight bandages as a mesh was layered on top.

"No I didn't."

"Hey, which cup am I?" Naruto asked. 

"Shut u-!"

"Hm, a B." Akina nodded his head giving a thumbs up. "You're good!"

"Why do I feel like my girlfriend's lesbian?" Sasuke groaned, holding her head.

Akina whistled innocently before walking towards Kakashi as the Jounin eyed him wearily. "Akina.. stay away from my ass."

"Hm, did you say something Ka-ka-shi-chan?" Akina gave a closed eye smile.

Kakashi paled. "Don't you da-"

Akina smiled. "I'm a guy at the moment. I shall take on the stereotype of being a naughty flirt, but a chivalrous guy. Girls go crazy for that. Sakura on the other hand will be a perfect tsundere."

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT AKINA!" Sakura blanched.

"So you're safe..." Akina dropped his voice to a deeper voice, as a glint of mirth danced in his eyes. "Kakashi sensei."

"That weird stare and deep voice you're doing isn't going to work on me Akina." Kakashi flipped her hair. "I've already mastered the art of reading porn in public. Don't think such flimsy actions can turn me on."

"But it did work on someone." Akina's eyes shifted to Sasuke.

Sasuke gulped at her girlfriend turned boyfriend. 

"I don't want to be a girl."

Amusement danced in Akina's eyes. "It feels nice to be dominant for a change. Sasuke, get ready for all the times you made me feel that way."

Sweat made way down Sasuke's forehead. "W-what way?"

"You'll see." The Uchiha stepped closer to Naruto, feeling compromised for some reason.

Sakura sputtered. "I can't believe Sasuke is turned on by her-him." 

"I'M NOT TURNED ON!"

Akina let out a wolfish grin. "Let's head to Konoha, hm?"

Horror dawned upon the three sane people in the team as they paled, wondering how to explain this mishap and Naruto giggled.

"They feel so soft! Like jelly! I could touch them forever."

"What a pervert.." Sasuke scowled at Naruto as her gaze shifted to Kakashi's lowered eyes as anticipation danced in her eyes.

Perverts.. Perverts everywhere.

"Um guys.." Sakura blushed brightly, almost on the verge of tears from embarrassment. 

"I-I need to pee."

"Should I help?" Akina grinned.

"NO!" The three females yelled.

Sasuke closed her eyes, wondering if this was a genjutsu. This was worse.

Worse that Itachi's genjutsu, even.

"Okay.. who's gonna teach Sakura-kun?"

"Kun?" Kakashi questioned.

"I think we need to put the honorifics so that I don't get confused." The Uchiha explained.

"Okay, but I'm still sensei."

"No. We should call you senpai~" Akina winked.

"Akina.." She growled.

"Kakashi-chan!"

"Akina, behave yourself. I thought you're gonna be chivalrous? Accept Kakashi's wishes." Sasuke scowled at her boyfriend and Akina nodded, solemnly. 

"I was having too much fun. Sorry."

"Let's do rock paper scissors dattebayo." Naruto gulped.

Kakashi and Sasuke nodded at each other, the both of them activating their sharingan.

This calls for using our kekkei genkais. Its a dire situation.

Sakura gulped before snapping. "Hurry it up guys!"

Akina looked towards him. "Just unzip your trousers, take out your weapon and fire away!" He made the notion of a gun firing.

"That's it?"

"What else did you think?" Akina chuckled, a teasing look in his eyes. 

"I hadn't really thought about it in the first place!" He snapped.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

SHARINGAN!

~GLEAM~

"Shit! I lost -ttebayo!"

Sasuke and Kakashi released a sigh. "I can't believe it worked, Kakashi."

"The sharingan can sense danger. It helps that we could predict Naruto's move."

"Come on Sakura-cha ack! I mean, Sakura-kun lets teach you how to pee." 

"Its all done." Akina grinned as Sakura came back from the trees, his face a deep shade of red.

"Oh! Thank Kami, phew." 

"Hey.. I have a question guys." All turned to face Akina as he had an unnaturally serious look on his face. It unnerved them.

"When we were our own genders, we had our respective sizes, be it breasts or dicks. Do you think it carried over here?"

"What do you mean?" Sasuke questioned him.

"In other words, all I'm asking is since Sakura has small boobs, does she have a small dick? So that means since Naruto is a B, he must've had an okay dick! So that means, I have a bigger dick than Sakura-kun but the same size as Naruto-chan."

Silence.

Kakashi silently sobbed inside his mind, keeping a calm facade outside. 

Why this team, Sandaime? Why?

Why a perverted young girl with psychic powers, a closet pervert, a pink hitting machine and an emo kid who lusts after the psychic?

Just what type of a drama is this?!

Sakura got his fist ready, an eager yet scary look in his voice. "Akina-kun, lets not compare sizes now, shall we?"

Akina paid him no heed as he glanced at Sasuke's chest. "Sasuke-chan... A C hm? And Kakashi.. well damn. You're-!"

The three girls eeped and covered their chests. "YOU PERVERT AKINA!"

Suddenly Akina gasped. "That means.. Naruto and I have the same sizes since we're a B!"

Glancing down at himself, Akina blushed wildly. "Oh K-Kami.. I can feel it."

With a snarl, Sakura attacked Akina, kicking him in his balls as Akina keeled over, gasping. "T-that was uncalled for S-Sakura-kun..."

"Now you're the only person in the world who knows both pain."

"B-both?"

"I will elbow you in your boobs once we turn back."

"Ack! I'm sorry!"

Sasuke sighed. "Remind me why I'm dating her again?"

"Because you want to revive the clan with her?"

"DOBE THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!" 

"T-teme that hurt..." Naruto whimpered, cradling her chest as Sasuke's face turned red.

Holy shit.. they are squishy.

NO! MUST GET RID OF THESE TERRIBLE THOUGHTS!

Sasuke glared murderously as Kakashi and Akina. "I hate you guys for corrupting me."

"Lets just go!" Kakashi said as she began leading the way.

Reaching Konoha was an interesting occurrence. As Kakashi explained their situation to Izumo and Kotetsu, the two gossip queens spread it all over Konoha. 

In fact, almost everyone knew before Team 7 even reached the Hokage which was saying something.

"Kakashi-chan, you look beautiful." Asuma blew a kiss at his friend as she looked away.

"Shut up Asuma."

Kurenai giggled as she spanked her ass, making Kakashi shriek. "You look fine Kakashi-chan."

"D-do all girls do this thing to each other?" Kakashi stammered slightly as Genma gave him an appreciating glance and Kurenai merely smiled.

A sudden gasp was heard. "OH! WHAT A BEAUTY!"

Gai knelt down in front of a flustered Kakashi, as he took her hand in his, hearts in his eyes. "Oh, you look most youthful! I wonder where Kakashi has been hiding such a beautiful woman like you this entire time. To think my eternal rival would hide his baby sister from my charming ways!"

"Um Gai that's-" Asuma started to speak as Kurenai nudged him to shut up.

"No matter! Miss Hatake, would you do me the honors of courting you?"

"No." Kakashi blanched.

Gai skidded backwards, his eyes bright with excitement. "I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT! JUST LIKE MY RIVAL! I shall win over you, Hatake-chan." With that Gai sped off, with a mini Lee running behind him taking notes.

Meanwhile, students of Team 7 wasn't faring much better.

The girls crowded around Akina and Sakura, admiring them. 

Akina was proud, flirting slightly with the civilian females as they giggled. Sakura was the perfect tsundere, just like Akina said as the girls cooed over his adorable personality.

Akina was the typical flirty guy, with chivalry still available whereas Sakura was the tsundere blushing at the slightest bit of contact.

The troupes being popular with the girls, made them crush on the two guys not knowing they were girls even faster.

Sasuke and Naruto were getting ticked off.

"I'm hungry, -ttebayo!"

"Hn." A few girls shot them glares.

"Stay away from Akina-kun and Sakura-kun!"

"How do they not know they're girls?! Their names are so feminine!" Naruto complained as she stuck her tongue out at them.

"Dobe, when they like someone, they have no brains." 

(He be calling me out. IM EXPOSED HOES)

"Akina-kun, lets go!" Sasuke yelled over the crowd of fangirls.

"Just a minute Sasuke-chan!"

The girls started getting closer. Much too close. 

Sasuke activated her sharingan as a wave of jealousy erupted inside her. She felt like crying.

Damn you female hormones. Stupid mood swings.

On the journey back, Akina explained how a female's mood changes drastically without any reason aka mood swings. Kakashi told Akina and Sakura how to behave like boys.

Sakura pushed a wandering girl's hands away before chuckling nervously as his eyes darted around for someone to help him.

Akina winked. 

"Kyyaaa~!" The hoard of fangirls cheered as a few of them fainted.

Wow, fangirls are easy to charm.

Sasuke scowled, marching up towards the group as Naruto called out after her. 

"Sasuke-chan." Akina blinked in surprise as a shorter, scowling Sasuke stood in front of him.

"Wha-"

Without any warning, Sasuke grabbed Akina's face and pulled him in for a kiss. Pushing him away, Sasuke hugged Akina's torso, glaring at everyone and hissing.

"He's mine, bitches."

Akina's mind stopped functioning as a bright blush came across his face. Suddenly, his expression changed. Keeping his hands in front of his trousers, he ran.

God damn it, I hate this body!

He locked himself inside the Senju compound bathroom, as Sasuke followed him barely out of breath and she knocked on the door. "Akina?"

"Go away." Sasuke could imagine him pouting.

"Why? I should be telling you that baka!"

"I was having fun."

Sasuke sighed as she leaned against the door. "You are only supposed to have fun with me. No one else. I was feeling jealous."

"I didn't know. I was having fun in this body. Sorry for worrying you."

"As long as you don't do it again."

The door opened a little and Akina poked his head out, staring at his girlfriend. "You look beautiful. And you're the only one for me. Not the fangirls." 

"How do you know what to say at the right time? I was feeling terrible inside. Incompetent, I guess."

"Its happened to me. I know."

Sasuke blinked as she turned her head to face Akina. "I-I didn't know."

"Its fine. It was a stupid reason anyways."

"Its not stupid. I should've known you were acting moody."

Akina shook his head. "Its fine, I'm telling you. You can't help the fans you have. Its just something I have to deal with."

She smirked. "Looks like we're understanding what each one of us feel."

"I guess this might help us."

"It will." 

The both of them stared at each other until Sasuke broke the silence. "Why are you in there?"

"... I.. nothing.."

She smirked. "Is it what I think it is?"

"How do I get rid of it?"

"You can't. Think about stuff which would turn you off."

"This is such a drag!" He whined before slamming the door shut.

I don't mind the female body if I can avoid that.

After the entire incident, Team 7 met up with each other at the Hokage's office, gave the mission report and watched Tsunade laugh for a good ten minutes at their gender change.

Akina and Sasuke glanced at each other. "Do we really have to exchange nightwear?"

"Yeah, we do."

"Well fuck."

"Akina.." Sasuke closed her eyes, turning away to hide her face. "Remove the damn.. bandage from my chest. I can't reach it from behind my back."

It was silence for a while until footsteps started making their way towards her. Akina unwrapped the beginning of the bandage and handed it to her. 

"Here. You should've had on a bra. I don't know why you had this on instead."

Sasuke shivered at his breath blowing past her neck. "O-okay!"

Akina gave her a confused look before grabbing the clothes and entering the bathroom. Sasuke finished removing her bandages as she gulped harshly.

"Do I really have to see myself naked?" She whispered to herself, slowly removing the pants as her eyes were closed. Sasuke was not in the mood to see a naked girl this early in his-her life.

Moving slowly, she grabbed her shirt and quickly wore it shivering at the feeling the rough fabric slide across her breasts.

Sasuke bit her lip and continued wearing the clothes. Finally opening her eyes, she breathed a sigh of relief at seeing herself completely dressed.

Inside the bathroom, Akina wasn't faring that well. He had also closed his eyes and was aiming to wear his pants. The shirt was easy enough to wear as he admired his muscles in the mirror.

I am not ready to see a dick yet! I'm only 13.

He slid it over his legs and nodded. "This was easy enough. Not bad Akina."

Walking outside the bathroom, he sent Sasuke a shaky grin. "I did it without peeking!"

"So did I."

A smack was heard from inside the compound. Akina and Sasuke glanced at each other before running towards the sound.

Sasuke swore loudly. "Fucking hell!"

"What is it?"

"I-I can't run." She folded her arms.

Akina shot her a sympathetic smile. "Just.. walk calmly and try not to rush."

"BAKA NARUTO!"

"Sorry Sakura-kun!"

"YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT!"

Akina entered Naruto's room first and deadpanned. "Really Naruto-chan? Touching yourself again?"

"I don't know how you guys don't do it all the time!" Her hands were still on her chest as she squeezed it once more.

"Its just like you not touching your dick the entire time!"

Sasuke entered moments later. "What the hell, dobe. At least do it in private."

Akina took out Icha Icha and threw it at Naruto. "Here you go. Just in case you want to pleasure yourself."

"Pleasure... myself?"

He nodded. "Just imagine--"

"No imagining!" Sasuke held her hand over Akina's as his eyes sparkled with a dark look. He licked her hand and she took it away, wiping it in disgust.

"You licked me!"

"I did."

"AAAGGHHH WHAT IS THIS PICTURE!!" Naruto shrieked as she threw the book across the room and Akina jumped to catch the book in his arms, cradling it like a baby.

"MY EYES MY EYES OH MY KAMI WHAT WAS HE DOING TO HER?!"

"I'm not sure which page you saw so I can't say." He chuckled, storing the book inside.

"He-he was d-down there, near the girl and d-doing something with fingers and mo-" Naruto groaned as she grabbed her head.

"OH MY GOSH SHUT UP NARUTO!" Sakura yelled as he walked out of the room, fuming as he carried Naruto's old nightwear.

Next to Naruto was lying a plain tee and shorts. Sakura's old clothes.

"Just so you know, I don't think that shirt is gonna fit you Naruto." Akina shrugged, as a sly smirk played across his lips. He could literally feel Sakura's anger from the other room.

"And the pant you gave him is gonna be too loose around that area."

"THAT'S ENOUGH SAID AKINA!"

Sasuke sweat dropped. "Why are you picking on Sakura so much?"

"Would you want me to pick on you instead? Maybe do something a little more enticing?" Akina's eyes darkened as the Uchiha paled.

Yes please.

That thought erupted out of no where as she frantically shook her head. "No way! Go and tease Sakura as much as you want pervert."

"I'd rather do it with you instead."

"Hn. Fuck you Akina." She growled as a faint blush appeared.

"We should do that when everything's back to normal, you know. Because I don't know how to control a dick."

The conversation was getting weirder and creepier by the second. Sasuke excused herself to go and lie down in the guest room inside the house.

She couldn't cuddle with Akina. Not this way when she'd be spooned instead. The very thought made her want to barf.

No, its always me who spoons her and nothing's about to change now.

Her Uchiha pride had already been damaged beyond recognition as shame engulfed her completely.

Sasuke lay wide awake, not being able to sleep. First off, the long magical hair which appeared out of no where kept getting on her face and inside her mouth, making her spit it out a few times. She had to tie them up.

Next came the problematic breasts. 

She just couldn't sleep with your face snuggled into the pillow because they'd always be there providing discomfort. Then she'd turn to one side and they'd just--

Forget it. 

They're so stupid. Why do girls even need them?!

Why does Kakashi go nuts over them?!

(Lol you'll find out in the future Sasuke when you sleep with--//slapped//)

Infuriating mounds of random flesh.. stupid boobs..

She groaned. This was gonna be a long night. She couldn't even train because she was terrified of seeing herself naked. Ninja wear was a bigger hassle to wear than night clothes.

And she didn't even want  to know how to wear a bra.

That night was restless for Sasuke alone.

Naruto had a very weird dream which involved her screaming and running away from that man in the book.

Sakura slept normally just like every other night.

Akina decided not to be adventurous and slept normally without any discomfort. Adventurous in the sense of exploring his new found body in the dark.

Morning arrived, and to everyone's horror they were still the opposite gender. 

Naruto screamed, running in the dining room. "I CAN'T TAKE A SHOWER LIKE THIS DATTEBAYO!"

Sakura frowned. "I didn't take my bath last night because I was too scared, but now I'm not sure what to do. I have a sense of sanitation and I need to take a bath."

Sasuke took a sip of his coffee, bags underneath his eyes. She was in no mood for this shit.

"I'm not quite sure either." Akina muttered.

"Should we ask sensei?" Sakura asked.

"For what? Ask him to bathe us or something?!" The Senju snapped as the other boy blushed.

"No, I mean how is he managing with all this?"

"She's a pervert, Sakura-kun. Bigger than me, even. I'm pretty sure she checked herself out first chance she got."

Naruto sighed. "Its so hard to change the honorifics, dattebayo.. I can't call a girl a teme!"

Sasuke shook her head. "Don't fuck with me now, Naruto. I'm going to go out and capture GC until we revert back."

"Idiot, for that we need to take a shower! That's what we've been discussing."

She activated her sharingan and seethed. "I'm ready to see myself naked if it means reverting back to my gender. We all assumed its temporary but what if its permanent, huh?! I mean, Itachi would never be able to recognize me and the Uchiha name would be lost forever."

"Hey, that means I get to keep the Senju name going! But Itachi on the other hand.. he'd die laughing at his imouto."

"You aren't helping Akina-kun!" Sakura scolded him.

Sasuke slammed her mug down as some coffee spilled over. "I am going to take a shower, look for GC and kill him after he changes us back."

Akina grit his teeth. "Fine, lets do it."

The four genin tentatively stripped down and headed straight to the bathroom without taking a peek at anything. 

Sasuke stood under the shower for a good five minutes stiffly, not touching anything and keeping her eyes closed.

Akina did the same, except the Senju peeked at himself and proceeded to scrunch his nose up, a thoughtful look on his face.

I saw a dick...

How.... quaint.

Naruto... we don't need to know what she did because who knows what she did.

Out of all four of them, she was probably the most comfortable with the new body followed by Akina, Sakura and then Sasuke.

Then Sakura shrieked in her bathroom.

Two of them stepped out completely fine. One was okay, she could manage.

Sakura... was terrorized.

"A-Akina-kun... it b-bounced up when cold water hit it!" Sakura sobbed into Akina's chest as the other male comforted his friend, thanking God it didn't happen to him. The three of them were dressed now and waiting for the last member to arrive.

"Its okay, ask Ino to remove it from your mind, yeah?"

Meanwhile, Sasuke Uchiha, the last female survivor of the clan was having difficulty fending off a worthy opponent.

She didn't know how to wear a bra, much less put it on with her eyes closed.

"Gosh fucking damn you sons of bi-" 

Yeah, she was going through a difficult time.

She held the black bra with her fingertips, another hand around her towel as she glanced at it with a weird look on her face.

She had two choices. Either give up, or be a man er, woman and wear it without creating a damn fuss out of it. She chose her choice, nodding to herself in the mirror.

Itachi deserved death. 

That was the only mantra she survived on as she chanted it slowly under her breath, removing the towel off her body. Glancing at the wired cloth with her sharingan, she managed to understand how to wear it.

And wear it, she did.

With a lot of shrieks and half sobs.

They are pretty so-

NO! Sasuke froze, not letting herself complete that sentence. She had pride, dignity and most of all, she was an honorable man.

An honorable man.

She was an honorable man.

SHE was an honorable MAN.

There's something seriously wrong with that statement! Sasuke was not going to go around calling herself a half man, half woman.

Then, her mind committed treason and said it.

They are pretty soft. I want to touch them again.

Naruto got bored of twirling the kunai and called out. "Oy Sasuke-chan! Are you ready yet?"

Akina scowled and made his way upstairs to bang the door open before screaming and rushing in. "SASUKE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HANG YOURSELF ON THE FAN WITH A TOWEL!"

"I HAVE TO!"

"WHAT ABOUT ITACHI?!"

"FUCK ITACHI!"

"NOW YOU GET IT TO LEAVE HIM ALONE! WHAT HAPPENED?"

After a few minutes, four very gender confused children made their way to the Hokage to ask for permission to capture GC Joe.

Kakashi beamed at them before nodding her head. "Good morning guys!"

Four dead eyed children gave her a blank stare and a single word escaped all of their minds. 

Pervert.

Kakashi went into a depression as an arrow entered her heart. "I'm not a pervert though. I just enjoy literature in general."

(That's what we all say. We feel you, Kakashi.)

Tsunade chuckled at the four of them before granting them the permission to bring him back alive or kill him.

Catcalls from everyone they knew echoed throughout the village, as Team 7 hid their faces in shame. 

"Is this why Kakashi-sensei wears a mask?"

"He's probably so ugly he can't stand it!" Naruto nodded, accepting the theory instantly.

"Hey, I'm pretty handsome!" Kakashi defended her honor as Akina smirked.

"You should say beautiful, dear. Your eyes are absolutely captivating."

"Thanks for complimenting mine and my dead friend's eyes. Much appreciated." She gave her student a sarcastic smile.

"Obito would probably go nuts for your ass now Kakashi-sensei. I mean, the sexual tension when you guys were young was so much!"

Sasuke elbowed Akina harshly. "Remember what we talked about yesterday?"

"You're the only one for me Sasuke-chan!"

"Hmph, I don't think you think that way."

How.. clingy.

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME CLINGY?!" Sasuke thundered.

"Oh my Gods what is going on?! We need to find GC FAST! I hate this so much!" Akina yelled, clutching his head in frustration.

The search for GC Joe was going terribly. It had rained in Konoha the night before, so all scents were wiped away from the scene rendering Pakkun useless.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" Akina slammed his palm on the ground, summoning four birds for each one of them, except him.

"I'll use the trees. Naruto-chan, do your bunshin jutsu." 

She nodded. "Okay, Akina-kun. Tajuu kage bunshin no jutsu!"

"Kage bunshin no jutsu!" 

There were plenty of clones present now and they'd search the ground and villages, looking inside bars.

"What if we need to talk to each other?" Sakura spoke up and Kakashi reached into her pockets to take out ear transmitters, handing it to each and every one of them.

Everyone spread out, covering equal areas of ground and air.

Within an hour, one of Naruto's clones had found him in a tavern, drinking with his buddies. Team 7 met in front of the building, nodding to one another.

Finally, they'd get out of this mess.

The real Naruto kicked the door of the cavern open, shouting loudly. "Where the hell is GC?"

"And I oop-" GC made a ran for it towards the back door as everyone protested and began catching him. Akina climbed up the restaurant and felt for his chakra traveling under the ground. 

"Sad for you bitch, I know earth style even though I'm kinda weak at it."

"Earth Style: Ground deformation!" Akina jumped on the ground, slamming his hands down as he released a wave of chakra underneath causing the ground to shake and the trees to uproot.

Moments later, he was kidnapped and tied to a tree as Sasuke punched his face. "Revert us back you dumb fuck!"

GC cackled in glee. "Oh, you guys haven't changed back yet? Wonderful, wonderful! It usually wears out after a day but then I improved the smoke and now.. it..."

"It?" Sakura asked.

His grin grew wider. "It will never wear out!"

"YOU SON OF A BIT-" Naruto shrieked and tried to attack him as Kakashi restrained him. 

"Maa maa, Naruto-chan, calm down. Killing him will not help us."

Akina hummed, his eyes narrowed in suspicion. "What's your tragic backstory?"

"My what?"

"Every villain we encounter has a tragic backstory. I just want to know what's yours. Naruto-chan will be able to help you that way."

He sighed, nodding his head. "Very well, I shall tell you about my sad past since you asked so nicely."

"I didn't even say please."

"Shh, a villain such as I would be insulted if I didn't tell you guys my past."

"Oh.. um okay?"

"My name is GC Joe, which stands for Gender Confused Joe."

Sakura choked. "Gender confused.. Joe.."

GC glared at him. "You got something against my name, pinky?!"

"No, nothing at all."

"I'm a boy and a girl at the same time."

Kakashi shook her head. "GC, I don't think you've noticed yet but you are clearly a male. The bulge in your pants says so."

"See, that's where you're wrong. I was born as a male but I wanted to be a female. However, my parents and friends would shun me whenever I'd act like a girl." He lowered his head, continuing to speak. "I was bullied a lot when younger and faced pain. I had a severe identity crisis and my mental pain was only growing stronger."

"Then I realized, why not make other people feel the same pain I do?"

"Ah shit, here we go again." Akina muttered under his breath softly.

That line has been said by every fucking villain in an anime.

"And so, I used my chakra to create a gas of sorts which changes the hormonal imbalances in the body and makes you the opposite gender. That way, you'd feel my pain. You for example," He pointed at Sasuke.

"You are a boy, but now you're confused how to address yourself and others since you're a girl. I faced the same pain."

Sasuke shifted uncomfortably. "So that's your story? Come on, we've felt your pain for a day! Let us go."

Naruto spoke up, a thoughtful look on her face. "There must be others like you. I was ostracized in the village for having a great power. Then I met someone who faced the same troubles I did and now, we're really good friends!" She beamed, thinking about Gaara.

"So why don't you find others like yourself, form an organization and protect each other? That way you know you aren't alone." 

Akina glanced at Naruto with a surprised glance. "Wow, that's actually helpful."

"That.. makes sense." GC spoke after a while, nodding thoughtfully.

"So revert us back now?" Sakura asked hopefully. He nodded and he cut him out of the ropes.

"Um.. about that, you'll get back to your normal bodies after a week. So today's only the second day." He chuckled sheepishly as everyone froze.

"ANOTHER SIX DAYS?!"

"YEET I'M OUT!"

"COME BACK HERE GC!" Sasuke roared at the retreating figure.

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The crow with the red eyes fluttered its wings and flew back to its summoner.

Itachi chuckled. "Foolish little baby sister."

Kisame raised an eyebrow.

Hope y'all had a nice Halloween giving chocolates, taking chocolates or just sitting at home binging horror movies!

So I was watching Assassination Classroom S2 in my room with my laptop blaring it at a loud volume. There's a fight scene going on and I'm completely focused on it.

Then out of no-fucking-where a kissing scene comes on to distract the girl from attacking the teacher. I was like, weird flex but okay man. Its anime. Anime is weird.

I'm cool with kiss scenes.

And then..

I realized that its not just a peck, no.. ITS A BLOWN OUT MAKE OUT SESSION WITH HER WHIMPERING LOUDLY, SCRATCHING HIS UNIFORM SLIGHTLY AND IM SO SHOOKETH I FORGET TO REDUCE THE DAMN VOLUME! 

The damn middle school kids be using tongue and I'm just there like, "Boi calm thy dick and you girl, stop going all emo avenger like Sasuke Uchiha here."

Then I pause the damn thing somehow, take my head into my hands and curl up in a ball hoping no one comes to check on me.

Moral of the story: Watch anime with earphones because you have no idea when sudden sex noises start to come.

Actually, you shouldn't because some people watch stuff with the volume tuned up, earphones on and phone at a bright level with a dark look on their faces. And if sudden sex noises start....

Yeah, you guys know who else does this?

I don't think I need to tell y'all. You guys are smart. Just, don't watch anime like that and just generally avoid watching it while your parents are sitting next to you. XD

Smh.. other shit's happened too.

One day, my TV just decides that 'Okay, I'm getting bored. Lets torture Blue today!'

And then I use the microphone to speak into the TV.

What does it show?

Porn videos.

I DIDN'T EVEN SAY THAT! 

I hastily grab the remote and press back before it redirects to PornHub or something like that smh. My parents were utterly still.

I tried again. Guess what?

'Showing results for porn videos. Loading.'

I swear, I never wanted to yeet myself out of the window so fast. I silently press back, keep the remote down and go to my room.

Then screamed into the pillow coz holy shit that's embarrassing.

And its not even because of my pronunciation! My pronunciation is perfectly fine, thank you very much.

But on the other hand, I made my friends try it and they freaked out as well. Hence proved, its the TV's fault. 

Not my accent.

Also, the problem which GC has is a real disorder. I didn't even know that until a few days ago. Anyways, did you guys see Mr. Beast's latest video?

He's planting 20 M trees by 2020!

#TeamTree guys. Go and support it now!

Also SAIKI K ANOTHER SEASON IN COMING OUT ON DECEMBER 30th ON NETFLIX!

*panicked fangirl screams*

Is anyone keeping up with Season 4 of BNHA? I haven't had the time to watch them yet.

I rant too much.

~Blue