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124) cheating.

it seems like in almost every fanfic, the guy has to cheat.

let's change it up a bit people! maybe have the girl cheat or not make the same damn excuse of 'she kissed me, i didn't kiss her'.

(better yet, let's just cut out cheating once and for all)

125) 'omg louis what happeneded to you're carrot's?'

omg annoying main girl what happened to your fucking grammar?

126) 'i moaned as he tangled his fingers in my hair'

lmao no i would be screaming bloody murder and clawing at his skin until he let go bc iT TOOK ME TWO HOURS TO STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR AND AIN'T NO WAY IMMA LET HIM MESS IT UP I DON'T CARE HOW FAMOUS OR HOT OR RICH OR SWEET OR HOT OR GREEN-ORBED OR HOT HE IS.

127) plssss stop killing off the parents okay like you're not on the set of a damn disney movie alright so kEEP THE PARENTS ALIVE AND SANE THNX.

128) also can we teach dumb bitches in fanfics how to be an independent person and make sure they know that they aren't fucking property and nobody fucking owns them not even 'dark!harry'

k BC IMMA BOUT TO BEAT A BITCH WITH SAM'S BUTTER SOCK IF ANOTHER GIRL AGREES WITH THE GUY WHEN HE CLAIMS HER AS 'HIS'.

129) "will you marry me?" luke asks in front of the crowd of thousands of fans that would tear you apart if you said no.

bITCH I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE DID THIS TO ME LIKE NO BACK THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN WHILE I TEACH YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT COURTESY OKAY.

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MY BITCHES I MISSED YOU!!!!!1!!

buttt it's been like forever since i updated sorry i'm supposed to be inactive but sometimes i come on idk. i also haven't written on this in a while so sorry if i'm not that funny but idk i'm kind of different from who i was before i left wattpad so idk i guess my humor's different now if that makes since.

i'll still update though don't worry. just not as often :))

thank you for reading i love you guys :D-Holland