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59) 'Harry smirked at me'

Now you all know where this's is going.

I'm just going to calmly say to you that IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT HE CAN DO OTHER THINGS BESIDES FLIRT AND SMIRK.

60) 'Harry, you cheeky bastard'

nO.

61) The main girl never cusses,

Ever.

Like bitch, didn't I just talk to you about this whole 'relatable' thing?

62) 'and then I got dressed into this: (insert insanely long polyvore link)

SERIOUSLY? You know what's going to happen right? I'm going to click on the link, it's not going to work, I'm going to spend the next thirty minutes trying to get it to work, give up, and then I won't be able to concentrate on the story because I will keep thinking about how I don't know what her outfit looks like.

ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD STRESS TO MY LIFE?!?!

63) first page: main girl- I have trust issues and I hate One Direction

second page: main girl- I just love Niall, Harry, Louis, Liam, and Zayn. I feel like I can tell them anything.

64) When one of the guys falls for a 13 year old girl even though they're like 18-25.

There is one word for this: pedophilia.

65) 'He looked into my crystal blue (orbs), asking for entrance.'

Entrance to what? Disneyland?

66) When the main girl sees every girl who talks to her celebrity boyfriend as a slut.

I mean like common, he's part of a world famous band you can't just expect him to not get any female attention.

67) When the fanfic always takes place in the summer and school is never mentioned.

Can I like have your life?

68) *gets attacked by some 30 year old perv who is a black belt in karate* *lanky little Luke comes out and beats the crap out of him*

Who needs logic anyways?

69) When the main girl's hair is like super long.

Short hair exists too, people!!!

70) When Selena Gomez is casted as the main girl, but she still has blonde hair and blue eyes.

I'm sorry, arE YOU BLIND?!?!

71) 'You taste so good.'

I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking ice cream cone to you? DO I?!?!

72) 'We held hands and something like an electrical bolt ran up my arm, but I just ignored it.'

Um, no. You better be checking to see if that boy don't have one of those fucking hand taser things. You don't just 'ignore' it.

73) 'Louis walked out in red jeans, a striped shirt with suspenders over it, and a pair of toms.'

What is it like... the third day in the fanfic and he's still wearing the sAME FUCKING THING?!?!

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Okay so I FINALLY updated, yay! Hope you guys like it.

-Holland