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21) When the main character is really depressed and self harms and all it takes is a boy to tell her she's pretty for her to stop.

Uhm... no, bitch. That's not how it works.

22) When the girl is wearing one of the guy's shirts and it comes down to like her ankles or something

Just because they're tall doesn't mean they wear a size XXXXXXXXL, thank you.

23) When Michael is always wearing leather jackets

Hun, he's more of a kitten than he is a motorcycle biker

24) When Luke is really bad ass and is super cocky (or any of them, really)

Yea.... no....

25) When the boy asks the girl out and it isn't even two pages into the fanfic

Where the fuck is the story? I'm already bored with all of this

26) How the main girl is always like mortal enimies with the most popular girl in the school.

First, please be original. And second, just because she's popular doesn't mean she's always a total bitch, okay?

27) When every other chapter is an author's note, JUST SO THE AUTHOR CAN SAY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!!!

Like seriously, you want me to forgive you for making me wait for 9 months? ACTUALLY WRITE A CHAPTER!!!!!

28) No matter what fandom the fanfic is for, someone in it goes to Starbucks at least once.

There is this place called Dunkin Donuts, ever heard of it?

29) In 1D fanfics, whenever someone is wearing anything casual, it's always from Jack Wills

Pretty sure they have other stores in England that sell sweatshirts, sweetheart.

30) When all the girl wears is oversized sweaters, crop tops, short shorts, or leggings with either vans or converse.

Could you get anymore mainstream?

31) When the girl is really insecure but always wears tight fitting clothes and bikinis when she goes to the beach

Yep. Totally insecure.

32) And speaking of bikinis, how come in every fanfic they go to the beach? Like seriously, I don't even like going outside, much less the beach.

33) When the main girl is the sister of one of the band members, and when she starts dating another band member, her brother is totally okay with it.

Well, obviously the author doesn't have a brother.

34) When the author gives away the ending of the story in the description;

"Alison and Harry were so in love, but Harry went on X-Factor and forgot about her, so Alison got a new boyfriend, but realizes she's still in love with Harry when he comes back and dumps him. Harry and Alison go back to being in love but will they make it when Alison's boyfriend shows back up and tries to ruin their relationship?"

Well you saved me the trouble of having to read that crappy story that was soooo original.

Not.

35) When the author uses abreviations like 'b/c' and 'tbh', it annoys the freaking crap out of me.

This isn't a text message, honey.

36) And why the heck does the girl have to get kidnapped every single fanfiction? Like it isn't even relevant to the story most of the time, it's just there because the author couldn't think of anything else.

37) In 5sos fanfics, whenver you're watching a movie with the guys, Luke ALWAYS wants to watch mean girls.

Like, I know he said it was one of his favorite movies, and don't get me wrong, I love Mean Girls, but he has to get tired of watching the same exact movie every, single, time.

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Hai.

Idk what to say except that I fangirled when I saw that @grevious was the first person to vote for this.

-Holland