A favor

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(Y/N): I hate going to these... Why can't I just get to class? Instead, I have to watch some small girl get an award.

Principal: Otome Saotome, if you please.

She went on the stage to get her award, which she ripped up immediately.

(Y/N): Hm?

Otome: Im currently in an unfit state artistically to accept such an award...

At the end of the day...

Gorilla: Saotome ripping her award was a very shocking sight. But at least no terrorism happened.

(Y/N): Yeah.

Gorilla: Anna?

Anna: Yes! What a relief!

(Y/N): I think she's stressed out... Best not to talk about it.

In class...

(Y/N): *sigh* I wonder why everyone is staring.

Hyoka: Blue snow was reported to have tried putting protein in the boys' urine samples.

(Y/N): Yeah, what about it?

Hyoka: Do you suppose it has anything to do with pregnancy?

(Y/N): Alright, let's go...

You got up, grabbed her arm, and dragged her to her lab.

(Y/N): Okay... First of all, why do yiu keep approaching me like someone who wants to suck my dick?! And second, yes! Yes, it has to do with pregnancy!

Hyoka: I see. Do you think maybe you could show me?

(Y/N): Show you what? Wait you don't mean...

Hyoka: I want to see you're cucumber. I've never seen one and if like to-

(Y/N): I don't think I could just show you! It's something you don't just do...

Hyoka: But it's for scientific purposes.

(Y/N): If I show you it, will you promise to leave me alone?

Hyoka: I will leave be more often.

(Y/N): *sigh* Ok... Can't believe I'm doing this...

You locked the door, unzipped your pants, and showed her your cock.

(Y/N): There, happy?

Hyoka: Hmm interesting. Touching it will help as well.

(Y/N): Woah Woah you can ju-

But she already started playing with it. She was stroking it and wiggling it around.

Hyoka: My goodness. It's getting bigger and harder. Is this the action it does when it gets ready to impregnate?

(Y/N): Yes, now that's enough! I can't do something like this!

You put it back in your pants and ran out the door.

(Y/N): *pant pant* that was way too much... I can't believe how good that felt. I had to get out of there before I did something I regretted.

Otome: Found you (Y/N).

She put a metal collar and chain on your neck.

(Y/N): Is this youre way of saying hello?

Otome dragged you through the hallway

Otome: Youre coming with me.

(Y/N): Hey! Guh- I'm not into this! I don't consent!!!

She pulled you into the art room and shut the door.

Otome: From this day forward youre gonna be my pet.

(Y/N): Pet? Heh, you sure about that?

Otome: Or you would rather I leak what you did on the day of the physical examinations?

When then did a weird-ass creepy laugh.

(Y/N): Wait... Did you-

Otome: See everything? Yes, yes I did. All I need you for is to save me from my temporary slump.

(Y/N): If you needed help you could have just asked.

Ayame walked in at a horrible moment.

Ayame: Pervert!!!

Then she ran off.

(Y/N): Ok I'm gonna have lots of fun explaining this later.

Otome: Humph! Wretch! Vexing as always!

(Y/N): I take it you two know each other?

Otome: Uh, it has to do with this slump I have. You see, she's my romantic rival and I need you to help me pursue a relationship.

(Y/N): Thats it? I can try but I'm not sure if I'm a great wingman.

Otome: Th-thanks...

Gorilla: What are you doing? Come on, otome.

He then picked her up and walked off.

(Y/N): Ooookay... All I need is a bobby pin so I can get out of this thing.

Later at the restaurant...

Ayame: What was that about?

(Y/N): Otome found out about the physicals and now she's blackmailing me.

Ayame: I see.

She then showed a photo she took of her pulling the chain while you were choking.

(Y/N): *sigh* please delete that...

The man owning the bar gave you some curry in a dog bowl.

Man: It's from this young lady right here.

(Y/N): Well don't you have a sense of humor?

Ayame: I don't think she'll tattle. She just wants something. But I've been thinking maybe she can join SOX. How about we push some sexual knowledge in her head and get her to join.

(Y/N): Hmm, might work. Sounds a bit risky but this could also help us a lot.

Ayame: But either way, wouldn't it be exciting to push all that lewd knowledge into such an innocent girl?

(Y/N): Heh, you dirty girl. But what up with Anna? She's been off lately.

Ayame: The deal with Anna... She's been receiving creepy pictures and letters in her locker.

(Y/N): She has a stalker? I can't imagine how bad she feels. Anything I can do?

Ayame: Im afraid, you can't do anything about it. We have to deal with Otome at the moment.

(Y/N): Otome... Anna... The timing... Could be a coincidence but ill know for sure if Otome needs help with getting with Anna...

The next day...

Otome was eating an abnormal amount of steak.

Otome: *mmff* an artist needs calories to create! *mmff* I must eat!

(Y/N): *sigh* Well, whatever works... My bill is gonna be higher than Mount Everest if she keeps this up.

Otome: Ready for business?

(Y/N): Yeah, so I take it you need me to help with Anna?

Otome: What?! Howd, you find out?!

(Y/N): Heh, lucky guess...

Otome: It is only fair for you to tell me youre crush now!

(Y/N): Mine? I never thought about it.

Otome: Wow, you must be a lost cause. Who do you hang out with the most?

(Y/N): I guess Ayame.

Otome: Do you have feelings for her?

(Y/N): I don't think so. She just a close friend. I don't think I like anyone in that way.

Otome: Man! You will eventually!

(Y/N): Back to business, I believe you should start by stop being stalkerish. Then you should start hanging out with her you know? Be friends with her for a while, I'll help out a bit and it might work. Sorry if my advice is bad but it's the best I can do.

Otome: But that could take forever!

(Y/N): Well I'm sorry youre majesty, but you're just gonna have to learn to be patient.

Otome: Maybe I can also join forces with you then.

(Y/N): Well, we could use youre skills to draw. You have a deal.

At the next student council meeting...

Anna: We need to discuss some matters, about the signature collecting campaign next month for the X prohibition.

She moved her arm knocking over a water bottle.

She panicked hearing it drop.

Ayame: Anna! Are you ok?!

Anna: Im sorry.

(Y/N): It pains me to see her like this. She has very bad anxiety... I've never felt like this for someone because I never get close to anyone. But she's my friend, and I almost want to cry seeing her like this...

Gorilla: We all know this guy did it!

(Y/N): Hey! I wouldn't do anything like that! Why would I go and stalk one of my friends?! *gah!*

Gorilla then picked you up by the collar of your shirt.

Anna: Stop! (Y/N) would never do that!

Gorilla put you down.

Gorilla: Im sorry.

Anna: The matter will be solved soon anyways.