#5 | where the hell are you?

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you walked into the gym tuesday evening. all the windows were open to let the warm air in. the golden light fluttered into the room.

you set your bag down and walked over to the bench.

weirdly, barou wasn't here yet.

you sat there for a few seconds.

then a few minutes.

then ten minutes.

he didn't show up.

bachira's words weighed on you─they repeated in your head like a broken cassette tape.

do you like him?

no, surely you didn't. he was a dick, he was rude and you couldn't just push that aside.

you sighed, the sun was started to dim as the moon faded into the sky, darkness illuminating the atmsophere.

you grabbed your bag, not even caring to clean, as you walked out─you decided to pull out your phone.

you saw about 10+ notifications from messages alone.

the gropechat

bachira:i'm about to bitch slap a ho (shidou)

this bitch just told me i can easily be pictured as a fem boy

shidou:ITS NOT MY FAULT THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU IS A FEM BOY?!?

bachira:this is why you look like a hisoka dupe you freaky ass ho

shidou:at least hisoka is a baddie 👅🔥🗣👅👅🔥

bachira:nurse its this one

isagi:okay wait cus why can i actually picture you as a fem boy though...

bachira:isagi... sleep with one eye open 🙂

chigiri:BRO KUNIGAMI JUST GOT JUMPED BY A GROUP OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOLERS.

IM ACTUALLY SHITTING MYSELF

reo:IM CRYING

WHEN WILL HE EVER CATCH A BREAK.

isagi:HOW THE HELL DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

chigiri:I'M HOLLERING OKAY SO KUNIGAMI AND I WERE WALKING AT A PARK AND KUNIGAMI WALKED UP TO THIS GROUP OF KIDS

AND HE WAS LIKE, "hey kids how are you doing?" AND THEY FUCKING KICKED HIM IN THE SHINS AND ALMOST MADE HIM BITE THE CURB.

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE.

kunigami:i fucking hate kids now

remind me to never walk up to children again.

nagi:how the hell do you manage to get jumped by a bunch of kids under 10 years old

shidou:WITH YOUR MUSCULAR ASS BUILD TOO?!!

kunigooni one chance please 🥺🥺😢😢😭

let me squeeze your biceps once pls 🥺🥺😢🔥🔥👅👅🗣🤤🤤

kunigami:get the fuck away from me

poppy from trolls looking ass 😂😂🔥🔥🗣

shidou:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

THIS IS WHY YOU LOOK LIKE AN ICHIGO DUPE

oh yeah remember ts bruh

bro was like "i got wild carded i'm gonna be emo now 🥺🥺😭😢😕"

kunigami:i'm gonna ignore that fuckass shit you just said so i don't come over there and beat your ass.

ho what is u talking about ichigo is my GOAT

one chance ichigo please 😫😫🙏

shidou:forget ichigo bruh

please beat my ass you're so fine 😍🥰😩😫🤤👅👅🔥🔥😍

also random thought

kunigooni why do i feel like you would look hot mpregged

kunigami:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JSUT SAY TO ME

chigiri:IM GONNA START SOBBING

bachira:OH HELL NAH THATS FOULL

igaguri:I kinda see it tho!! 😂

isagi:when the fuck did you get added to this chat

bachira:oh hell nah what is tanaka from haikyuu looking ass doing here 🔥🔥

reo:how the hell did bro pass second selection 🥀

shidou:npc ass ho this is why you have no hair 💀

igaguri:WHAT THE FUCK

I HAVE HAIR BRUH

bachira:keep telling yourself that baldie 🙂