30. Love Life Problems

After that practice sessions.

Shubman and Ishan barged into Virat Kohli's room.

"Bhai knock karna hota hain" he said looking up from his phone as Rohit removed his air pods.

"Advise chahiye bhai" Shubman said as they sat on the bed.

Rohit - Kya hua?

Ishan - Love life emergency hain bhai

Virat - Teri love life?

Shubman - Meri love life

Rohit - Navya se jhagda ho gaya kya?

Shubman - Aap ko kaise pata ki Navya hain?

Ishan - Bhai tere alawa puri duniya ko pata tha. Ab point pe aa chal.

Shubman - Bhai uske liye **** ke rishte aa rahe hain.

Virat - Gaali kyu de raha hain rishte hi tho hain.

Shubman - Bhai imagine keejiye ki aapke dating era main bhabhi ke liye rishte aathe, tho aap kya karte.

Virat - Uss **** ke haddiyo ka churma banatha aur...

Shubman - Bhai bhai bhai. Vo imagination hain, aapki shaadi ho gayi hain aur aapka ye haal hain. Mera tho reality main ye haal hain.

Virat - Baat tho sahi hain.

Rohit - Tu tho ese reast kar raha hain jaise usne rishte ke liye haan boldiya ho aur tujhe wo baandiya ho.

Shubman - Navya mujhe raakhi kyu baandhegi bhai (horrified).

Ishan - Kya baat hain tujhe Rohit bhai ke WO ka matlab bhi samaj main aa gaya.

Rohit - Iske shakal se lagta hain ki abhi ye mooki movie ke bhi subtitles dedega.

Virat - Ab hame saari baat bata.

Shubman and Ishan narrated the whole story and Rohirat started laughing.

Rohit - Abe ghade tu poori baazi jeeta pada hua hain aur tujhe kya advise chahiye.

Shubman - Agar maine sab galat samjha tho. What if there was no hint.

Virat smacked him with a pillow.

"Uske chehre pe dikhta hain" he started slowly. " Anushka ko bhi dikh gaya tha ki wo pyar karti hain tumse".

"Tu aur late math kar bata de usse" Rohit added.