🦆stubborn duck🦆

I walk into Als office, "Al?"

He puts out a blunt.

"What can I do for you, sire?"

"Will you come with me to Greed.."

I walk toward the desk.

"Your majesty, I'd like to remind you, I am a sinner."

"You'd be accompanying me, so you're welcome to come. Not breaking any laws."

He hums, leans closer.

"Pleaseeee.." I beg.

His smile tenses, "don't do that.."

"I'm not doing anything.." I lean closer over the desk toward him. "Pretty please.."

"Okay."

I smile.

"Don't do that either."

"What's wrong with smiling?" I laugh.

"Nothing, it's just how you look when you do it."

"Can't handle my awesome charm?"

"I can, but I do such with violence. We don't want that, now do we?" He responds.

"Mm. Violence and sex are a great combination."

"I beg your finest pardon?"

I grin, "nothing~"

He gives me a concerned look, probably questioning my motives. I wouldn't kill him.Fuck him..maybe.

...

I stand back stage of the clown competition, lot of contestants here.Fizz isn't here so theres plenty of fuck ups to retry.They won't be able to erase his legacy.

Al is stood beside me, high, zoned out.

Probably could've chosen someone else to come with.But whatever.

I snap, "hell to Alastor, hey, going now. Sit down."

He plops down on a chair as I walk toward the stage.As I step on the crowd begins screaming, and cheering.

I grab the mic, "careful, save that for the performances, welcome to uh-..whatever the fuck this shit is called!"

The crowd cheers.

"Wow I can just say anything to make you guys happy. Well let's welcome the contestants on the stage!!"

(Chat im not writing out a whole competition with no effect on the story, CUE TO AFTER!)

I stand beside the winner, a young kid with glowy eyes, reminds me of the glint in Fizz' eyes..before Mammon. I shake his hand, giving him a hug, "you know where to find me, if you don't want to work for Mammon anymore. You can find better." I whisper

He pulls back, looking at me with a nervous smile.

"Anyways! Give it up for, __"(Couldnt think of a clever name.)

"Woo!" The crowd cheers as I wave, stepping off.